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Kevin Johnston

Bugger me, I never expected that

Ah the joys of 'ooh new shiny' ideas from on high.

You have to wonder how many times this happens in a company before they get ot the clue stick to beat senior management with. Has anyone ever allowed BYOD and made a saving (a real one obviously and not the bean-counter version where the cost of kit is now on someone elses budget)?

Said it before and will say it again and again, BYOD requires compete overhaul of security BEFORE you allow it in and even then you can get blindsided by some of these apps. This cannot happen for free and in some cases will cost orders more than just handing a corporate smartphone to everyone from CEO to cleaners.

Kevin Johnston

Re: Better budgetting method?

I rather doubt that would work if only because there is a rather large risk of someone having to pay to replace equipment damaged by said 'brown-out'. Your insurance company are going to be reluctant to pick up the bill and will be trying to pass the cost to your power company. Don't see that ending at all well....at least not for the consumer.

Kevin Johnston

They're right....

In the John Ringo/Travis Taylor 'looking glass' Sci-fi series they stress that any time you start discussing Quantum stuff you have to make a sanity check........I think I failed on this one.

Kevin Johnston

Re: Also, does it matter ...

The US pint came from a measure of wine in the time of Queen Anne

Kevin Johnston

Re: Napoleon and his metric system conquered Europe,

Ha...that's Nothing....Mine goes from -16 up to 15 so there.....

Kevin Johnston

bravo

Been a particular bugbear of mine for quite some time and I'm sure people are heartily sick of hearing me.

Imperial values are based on real-world items unlike metric units (remember that the 'unit' of weight in metric land is the gram(me) and you need almost 30 of them to make up an ounce whilst the 'unit' of length is a metre). Talk about Little and Large, one is too small to be usable in isolation and the other is so large it is unwieldy and the 'standard' step size is 1,000.

Why can't we just do what any sensible engineer does and use the most appropriate units for the job. When you are baking you can use ounces or multiples of 25g (see how well we metricated there), in woodworking that'll be feet and inches for rabbit hutches or mm for cabinetwork.

The units you use also define tolerances so if you were to say 'an inch and a half' you would expect 1/32" either way whereas for 47mm you would expect it to be less than a gnat's off.

Kevin Johnston

Active users

It would be interesting to know the numbers of active and dormant accounts and how they differentiate. I was 'required' to setup an account so I could be a neighbour for some of those games but I can't recall the details I used so I can't go in to delete it. I still get emails showing status updates of my 'friends' so am I classed as active?

Kevin Johnston

I have an idea

Why doesn't someone go for a patent on the idea of an office which grants some sort of license (or patent) on design ideas, then we can force the current one to 'cease and desist' while it drags through court. I feel sure that a number of companies would back this idea if only to free the shackles

Kevin Johnston

What?

You weren't really expecting any form of consistency were you.....what scope would there be for retrial after retrial if a sensible consistent approach was used.

I would keep an eye out for the lawyer hit-squads if I were you after making comments like that...

Kevin Johnston

Re: So in summation....

Ah but be careful of that frequency 'gotcha'. That was my reason for giving them a FAIL as although the iPad offers connectivity to HSPA+ and LTE (and any other 4G replicant) , they were not localising their advertising so there was the appearance that you could make connections which were not really there.

Kevin Johnston

So in summation....

The organisation responsible for maintaining mobile nomenclature standards bottled this a while ago by allowing use of the 4G name for connections which did not meet the defined spec

ITU - FAIL

Apple marketed a product which could use the '4G' labelled services in the US but nowhere else in the world due to different frequencies

Apple - FAIL

All in all, no-one comes out of this smelling of roses with the slight possible exception of some advertising regulators who managed to dig through the red herrings and rule on the actual circumstances.

Kevin Johnston

Oh

That was a little harsh, I was polite and enthusiastic in my comment but apparently critisism is not permissable. I thought the El Reg normal practise was for the author to put a 'fixed it' or similar reply, not just to have ther post deleted.

Kevin Johnston

WHAT?????

"which has a different twice from the XenDesktop tools that Citrix has created"

I tried to to read this article, honest, but after hitting the above in the first couple of sentences I kind of gave up........any chance this could get a rewrite in English?

Kevin Johnston

Windows?

Anyone know the metallic content/spectrum blocking potential of the film that nice young gentlemen use on their car windows so they don't frighten passers-by? Failing that how about the metallised foil wrapping paper, that tends to pass some light through.

Kevin Johnston

Downvote?

Not sure why this got a downvote as it is a valid comment, witness what has happened to Formula 1 this year with BBC and Sky 'sharing' the races which means to watch them all you have to have access to both.

One thing not mentioned in his comment, if you pay to watch just 'your club' does that include away matches? What about cup matches? Irrespective of WHO the rights are with, someone needs rights to them all although that doesn't stop other possibilities but televising a match isn't cheap. How many clubs in the lower leagues have enough fans to cover those costs and if they do then how many fans would become armchair fans in the bad weather cutting ground revenue?

Kevin Johnston

I still don't get it...

just how is BYOD meant to be a step forward for any industry/public body with more than a handful of employees?

They are already admitting that it will require extra security and possibly apps to be run on smartphones and tablets (and just how is using the 4" screen on a smartphone going to provide ANY productivity). Can anyone explain to me how this is better than laptops/netbooks with a consistent TESTED security model?

This is pandering to the directors' need for the latest shiny writ large and anyone who has been involved in the support headaches that causes will be building a new bunker for when BYOD comes in.

Kevin Johnston

Re: Playbook

This always confuses me as everything RIM ever said in their Playbook pre-release documentation said that email would only be available through the BB Handset Bridge and not natively on the Playbook. This was to preserve the security model from the BB Handsets and to simplify the admin aspects, both laudable intentions.

Seems like the media forgot this and slammed the Playbook when they go to play with it because it didn't have the same software as an iPad/whatever which contributed to the downward spiral.

Kevin Johnston

Not really

The cost saving argument is (as in most IT projects) a complete fallacy and relies heavily on assumptions, some of which you have repeated above.

The IT environment will have been built using specified models of hardware (PCs/Macs/mobile tech) in which security and all other aspects have been tested to some degree and signed off by all concerned. To now shoehorn into that personal laptops/mobiles/tablets requires you to either relax security models (you are not sole supreme admin on the kit) or else setup a parallel environment with virtualised access. You also have now expanded the range of kit which the helpdesk and other support teams have to become familiar enough with to sort out exotic questions relating to why it now looks different when they click this button.

None of this has been budgeted for and so is an increased cost.

This is not to say that a review of environment and processes to enable BYOD isn't a good idea and won't highlight areas where extra work is a positive, regular reviews are ALWAYS a good idea, just that it will not save any money any more than out-sourcing did/does.

Oh, before eveyone rants about out-sourcing always saves money, just think how much smoother it is running now you have all your support from a team in Outer Mongolia who learnt English from a Slovakian missionary who has seen all John Wayne's film. Do you still remember the times when the guy that used to visit the desk to sort out your problem would fix a few other things for you and your colleagues "while I'm here".

Kevin Johnston

Baen

For a long time now I have purchased the physical books and collected the CDs where they have included them. This gives me the best of all worlds as like many I have a very large collection of both paperback and hardback books but when I am away for short periods it is nice to have a large chunk of the library with me as ebooks.

The Baen philosophy has got me to try new authors as a result of reading a sampler ebook and they have had more money out of me that I like to admit.

Kudos.

Kevin Johnston

Eeeek

This is an important site, where else can you get the Alex cartoon?

Kevin Johnston

Ah, the macro world meets the micro world.

Looks to me like someone has been wondering what else you could use confocal microscopy concepts for....

Kevin Johnston

Write-up schmite-up

Will be out lunchtime to search for this in one of the swathe of proper DSLR mags but it looks like I have found the replacement for my aged D50 (yes, some of us are still using them).

The red one looks pretty smart but that surface is going to take more keeping clean than a smartphone screen, colour choice is good as it is not a 'gender-specific' colour.

If this is what they are bringing out for entry level, I wonder what they have in the back-rooms ready for the Pro market?

Kevin Johnston

Re: Translation...

Er, doesn't Brighton have a Green Party MP?

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Prior Art?

Trying to remember whether it was Tomorrow's World or not where I first saw the film of the '100 year wave' where two model boats were close to each other in a wave tank and the researchers could sink one while leaving the other afloat. Certainly a good long time ago and I thought that the maths had been fully demonstrated.

Anyone know what this new 'discovery' has added?

Kevin Johnston

Sadly for Google....

....there is a very simple method for sorting this out. When someone asks for an Adword you simply search* potential buyer and adword to see if there is a link or a conflict.

All they need to show is that they made an attempt to check if you are trying to buy a competitors identity and there is not a court could touch them but they try to play the innocent party angle which will bite them.

*Was trying to think of a good search engine but none came to mind

Kevin Johnston

Sense, not very common these days

Apologies to the nice man whose quote I stole (damn good one isn't it). The difficulty with all these topics is that legislation has to be for the many and not for the few. As someone said above, the market for these bikes is pretty small and almost certainly does NOT include the cyclists who actually have a clue what they are doing on the roads.

The Public Highways are dangerous enough without adding a new category of 'electric turbo accident seeker' with very small tyre contact area and brakes which need intelligence when applying (hit the front brake first at 30mph and you'll be chewing tarmac before you can say OW).

To all those that proudly (and with good cause) announce they can pedal faster, I bet you know how to use your brakes safely and you still get that pucker moment when some stupid a*** pulls out across you.

As with Segways, the problem with these is not getting it moving but in moving and stopping safely and as such they should be restricted to private land or else go through the full roadworthiness testing that mopeds/scooter have to meet. Not that they would have a hope in hell of meeting it.

I speak as a car driver/motorcyclist who hates bicycles because I'm overweight and unfit and they try to kill me whenever I try to sit on one. If you are going to have two wheels then stick at least a 650cc engine to them.

Kevin Johnston

Passwords

You could always ask to see a copy of their company policy is on computer accounts and passwords. Bit hard for them to expect you to hand over personal account info if employees are required to keep everything secret.

Used to have a FB account as my wife/kids needed extra friends for some game or other but it wasn't my real name and I can't get back into it as I don't remember the DOB I used. Ah well, not that much of a loss I suppose.

Kevin Johnston

Re: Hmm...WCG (The Grid)...El Reg...

The Grid......yes

El Reg's own team of crunchers........<tumbleweed>

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Hmm...WCG (The Grid)...El Reg...

Yet no mention of the Vulture Central III team who are working their cycles off in the name of El Reg. Would a brief mention have been too hard?

https://secure.worldcommunitygrid.org/forums/wcg/viewthread_thread,11825_lastpage,yes#lastpost

Kevin Johnston

Excuse...

Have they laminated the sheet which lists how it was a rogue developer doing some testing which slipped into the live version? Save a fortune in printing costs at this rate.

Kevin Johnston

I wonder

Being a cast-iron cynic, could it be that the request for a nominal license fee was the first contact and someone in the discussions said 'how about we whip this up a bit'...promo for the pub, promo for the film...everyone gets their names in the paper and we all shake hands amicably at the end.

Good script for a film there with the ruthless PR bod, the poor humble pub landlord/lady (single-parent family of course for added pathos). Throw in a romance between the PR bod's misunderstood rebel of a child and a local at the pub.

Probably been done before but when did that stop Hollywood.

Kevin Johnston

...even the packaging

Please tell me they are not complaining that Samsung sell their phones in a box?

I know that you always pitch high then allow yourself to get knocked down to where you are happy to settle, but really, packaging?

The sooner Nanny MacPhee knocks their heads together the better.

Kevin Johnston

Self-evident wisdom

I've spoken of this with a few people and in reality the best use of wind turbines is to pump water uphill with the windmill bit and then have the water flow back down through the turbine bit.

Anything which is not available 24x7 has to be cached\buffered in some way and putting potential energy into water allows you to regulate the output much more effectively so changes in demand can be met almost instantly just so long as your reservoir is big enough.

The only downside of splitting the functions is that it becomes a much less sexy project as this has been possible for years if not decades so it is hard to get a competitive edge or government funding.

Shame.

Kevin Johnston

Re: Which private sector companies are involved?

Reading Private Eye is always a good start here. They have many, many pages detailing how the likes of Capita/EDS/CSC et al have gone into these projects with wide bright eyes only to start hemming and hawing a few months in when those nice clean details turn out to be marketing speak for 'not a clue - can it make toast?'

Kevin Johnston

Storyline...

Sadly we all know that the actual script will be a pale imitation of the wonderful storyline shown above.

Could I suggest that El Reg offer their services to Hollywood in the hope they can drag plot quality up from the current gutter standards?

Kevin Johnston

Curious conflict here....

Does anyone else find the contrast between the French attitude with Google and their attitude here -->http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/02/29/france_authors_rights_compulsory_acquisition/ a little strange?

If you are a big corporation you may not keep data which pertains to how people use that corporation's services (OK, possibly a little more than just that) however if you are a country you can take ownership of everything ever published and make money from the author's efforts.

Kevin Johnston

Could be worse.....

One place I was working I tried explaining how 'benefit in kind' could bite you on the arse and one guy wouldn't believe me. I mentioned that having the coffee machine on free vend was a possible problem and he phoned the Revenuers to check???????

Kevin Johnston

What?

Spins centrifugally? centrifugally?

Why oh why oh why do people keep falling for the same mistake. There ain't no such thing as centrifugal force, never has been, never will be

Are you referring to the effect that combines straight line motion with a bit of string pulling you towards a centre of rotation (often mentioned as CENTRIPETAL force)?

Kevin Johnston

redundant code?

Wasn't there another company, oft mentioned in conspiracy theories, that used this self-same excuse after a minor privacy issue?

Just off to Google it to see if I can remember who it was.....

Kevin Johnston

Right - beat this idea

To stop all the problems with attitude control and getting clear of balloons and all that stuff, and co-incidentally to add some extra records to the list, just use ten balloons with a volunteer aeronaut who can go up with the balloons and aim the rocket in the right direction and trigger the launch just prior to claiming the new altitude record fo a HALO jump.

Simples, and if I wasn't booked out all that week I would be the first to volunteer...

Kevin Johnston

Oh dearie me

Where is nanny McPhee when you need her

Mind you, with the tantrum levels being displayed in courts these days maybe she heard the call and hit the snooze button

Kevin Johnston

Style

Never mind the theory, go empirical.

The tried and trusted method of boffins through the ages (just so long as trial and error doesn't include that nice Sir Terence Pratchett's alchemists)

Kevin Johnston

Re: Optional

mutter mutter millennium hand and shrimp

Kevin Johnston

Re: warnings not the best solution?

Typical, didn't see the typo when I previewed.....obviously the 'as' in the last sentence should be 'and'

Kevin Johnston

warnings not the best solution?

Maybe not, but at least a start has been made on accountability. From the other stories recently about this group or that group not properly vetting apps it is clear that there is no consistency on where the buck stops when sub-optimal processes are discovered. By requiring a provacy warning then you have a launchpad to decide whether any problems are accident or design and the AppStores can sit back a little after defining minimum standards for the warning.

Also gives developers a chance to experiment with 'Soul-catcher' clauses as see who notices :)

Kevin Johnston

Re: Re: OK, probably stupid but.....

I did think of a 'halo' truss but the change in size of the balloon would be even more catastrophic as at low altitude the balloon would bulge inside the halo plus there is the problem of keeping it in place at the top of the balloon.

This was the thinking behind having a rod up past the balloons, may cause sympathetic detonation at burst but if you have calculated the gas volume correctly then you would be launching before that point (excepting a balloon failure of course).

Did a lot of work with weather balloons when I was an apprentice radar engineer so I do understand how big they get (mahoosive springs to mind) but again by using three you would need much less gas per balloon improving your burst height.

Kevin Johnston

OK, probably stupid but.....

Does the rocket have to be suspended below the balloon?

Had a vision of a totally ridiculous idea with three smaller balloons close-coupled on a small frame which had a central rod rising to the launch platform mounted above the balloons. the additional lift from the three would allow a weight below to keep the rod 'vertical' and if one balloon bursts early, having the balloons close-coupled above the centre of gravity for the weight/rod/platform will keep the orientation.

Accelerometers or similar to spot if lift is lost when the first burst pops the other two.

Gives a headline option for 'Fun-bag Three' (pleased to say that although I remember the band I don't remember any of their tracks).

Kevin Johnston
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Thin end

Reading the conclusions in this case, it appears very much that the distinction of how TPB are jointly etc etc can be directly applied to YouTube etc since as far as I am aware, whilst they announce that they will respond to takedown requests, there does not seem to be any attempt to make the uploader take responsibility to any copyright breach. This would be an admission that illegal uploads happen and that it is down to the copyright holder to find out and ask for the removal.

I can't believe that they could not have come up with a more precise form of words if they were that determined to find a way to block TBP.

As noted in other comments here though, the main offenders have moved on and there are so many more sites out there this effect of this case is to simply add weight to the rolling stone of big brother style censorship as the more they win the more they will go after until the courts are desensitized and sites are blocked 'on the nod'.

Kevin Johnston

Re: How in hell can "standards-essential patents" exist?

Better yet, if a patented process/method/whatever is rolled into a standard (only possible with the owner's permission of course) then the owner of the patent gets a set sum (perhaps a percentage of the first year's value?) and the patent is transferred to the standard itself.

This allows for companies to make some money from the R&D they do while allowing standards committees to at least consider using proprietary 'stuff'.

Also limits the greed so there goes any chance of it happening.....

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