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David W.

Re: simple list for TV makers to follow

Given that the nearest Tesco's is several thousand miles from here, I'll have to take your word for it.

Obviously, even the newest stuff isn't perfect; my ancient CRT projector smokes much of it in a few ways (on/off contrast, color accuracy, latency, ability to handle different signals well). But even mid-range TVs are being sold based on things like contrast (witness absurd contrast claims by manufacturers) and so forth.

As chance would have it, I did happen to buy six large Sony TVs based purely on their 3D capability. But that was for business, so I'll let it slide.

As for power usage, some things just flat out cost more. You want lots of effort in the design for efficiency? You want tons of testing to ensure that components running on the edge can handle it? You want excellent design and testing of heat dissipation and other such things? Money, money, money. And they're the kind of things that don't tend to commoditize well.

And put it in perspective - look at those 140 watts this way - look up in the air at a bright incandescent light bulb. There's 100 watts for you. It makes a single point source of light.

It's one color. It's blazing hot. It only lasts a few thousand hours. And it's fairly good at lighting up a room.

Now take your TV. It's fairly bad at lighting up a room on its own, if left on full white.

But it has a big panel with millions of elements that all change color dynamically, on demand, based on an electronic signal arriving at a breakneck pace. It does all that decoding, and then processes it, and performs operations to composite its menus and handle various audio decoding, HDMI protection, and so on and so forth. It has speakers. It lasts for tens of thousands of hours. It has a remote control. It can likely connect to the internet and watch videos on YouTube.

Your light bulb can do none of those things, yet it draws only 40 watts less than the TV.

I don't think 140 watts is unreasonable.

David W.

Re: Alternatively

So, you get those guys and the moon landing nutballs, and you have one group who thinks there was a conspiracy, and something that was filmed on the earth was actually filmed on the moon - and another who think there's a conspiracy, and something that was filmed on the moon was actually filmed on earth.

Gotta love it.

David W.
WTF?

Re: simple list for TV makers to follow

Black levels have improved consistently and dramatically over the years.

Motion blur is gone - it has to be, or else shutter glasses could never work at all. Framerates are irrelevant - source material is at 24, 60i, or 60p (or 50p whatever maybe). Higher display refresh just means frame multiplying, the ability to run smoothly in multiple refreshes, shutter 3d, or interpolation.

Color options are there in spades on somewhat higher-end TVs. Sonys I've used get down to pro ISF level stuff in the 'public' menus. And it's the work of a few minutes to turn all he BS off. As for adjusting based on room lighting... Err, they already do it,but it's largely pointless as any kind of auto adjustment will be way off target.

Connectivity to media systems? Since when has this been a problem? Most TVs have so many inputs you could use them for casino surveillance.

Good quality sound is an impossibility in this form factor, at any price. You just can't move enough air.

Small panels? Have you even seen some of these things? There are a few not much thicker than the PlayBook I'm typing on, and with essentially no bezel. Have you even looked at TVs in the last 10 years?!

Energy efficiency? Again, a big selling point. LCDs wih LED backlights are pretty damn efficient, and it's not like the manufacturers are just shrugging and saying, 'meh...'

I don't know, the only thing I can think is that you're posting from 1999 and are thinking of a 42" plasma with 50:1 contrast that uses 80000 watts and has two RGBHV / BNC inputs.

-boggle-

David W.
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I'm not absolutely sure it was this game, but seeing the article reminded me so I think it was: I recall being faced with a particularly nasty and powerful enemy. Unable to defeat him in the normal, manly way, I did what any self-respecting player would do: I ran and hid.

I hid, as it turns out, under some table or piece of equipment that was deep enough for me to avoid the enemy's fire, since he couldn't duck.

While pondering strategy, I amused myself by taking pot shots at him from under the furniture. Bang, ow! Bang, argh! Bang, ergh!

And it occurred to me: The game deals at least -some- damage no matter where this guy gets shot. It would take a while, I reasoned, but it would be risk-free.

And so I defeated a powerful and menacing foe by shooting him fifty times in the ankles.

David W.
Coat

Re: Java Applet?

"Unless you're part of the 1% do yourself a favor and uninstall."

As if it isn't enough that the rich have the power, the women, and the cars - now they're they only ones who get Java, too?

There really is no justice.

David W.

Re: Sir

"They're worse than... the Mafia."

Last time I checked, it's not as bad to fail to close an account as it is to shoot you in the eyeball and leave you dead at your own dinner table, surrounded by horrified family members and crying children.

I guess it depends on your priorities, but I'd rather that my social network account linger on a tape backup, than be brutally murdered in my dining room. I mean, just speaking for myself.

Maybe it's different for you and the prospect of Facebook retaining your mailing address is worse than the potential for your being the victim of a brutal, senseless homicide. Even if your account is retained in limbo, you yourself live on and on, continually reliving the horror of your physical mailing address remaining in the hands of Mr. Zuckerberg.

Whereas, after a few brief seconds of shock and terror, being strangled with piano wire in the rest room of the Olive Garden (when you're here, you're Family) is a one shot deal. After the moment of realization as the cold of the wire around your neck gives way to searing pain, after the brief and almost funny indignation at having to die with your pants down and a copy of "American Riflemen" on your lap, after the slow but rushing warmth and darkness, well - there's nothing to worry about any more, is there?

Hell, maybe you're right after all. It's a good thing I don't have a Facebook account. I don't even know how to -join- the mob.

David W.

Re: Differentiation is trivial

"Why things like "aspect ratio" need their own button I have no idea. I've had to use it maybe twice..."

Presumably you watch almost all HD content. If your HD availability is crud, and you watch a lot of NTSC, then switching between expand-to-fill so letterbox looks right, and 4:3 pillarboxed, so 'normal' 4:3 looks right, is essential. My wife and I ended up with this 32" Westinghouse thing, which has two aspect modes - normal and stretch. God knows what they were thinking. So we've got this 32" TV a hundred feet from the couch, and since 80% of stuff is letterboxed now as it's shot in 16:9, we have a tiny TV with a big bezel, and the content inside a 2" black LCD frame!

Luckily our TiVo died, and the new one will do that on its own.

With a dedicated button.

David W.
Flame

We get it. You're a luddite, and you take pleasure in pointing out your asceticism. We, by comparison, are profligate, foolish, and most likely unintelligent and wear our pants too low. Sorry. Let me ask - do you buy a new computer every 20 year? Are smugly pointing out how you've got a blurry-ass 13" monitor and you need to send URLs through the post to view a web site? Are you reveling in your manful opposition to consumer culture?

No?

Ah. Didn't think so.

Sorry - you can dismount your horse now. You know - the high one. You're just bragging that you don't care about television, and don't know anything about it OR anything you might watch on it. See 'low height screens sold as "widescreen"'. I had to go back and read that twice. Let me spell this out for you.

1) There is a reason that directors like to shoot in wide screen formats. It is not fashion. It's because people have a wider horizontal field of view than a vertical one. Now, if you're a cyclops - and maybe you are, I don't know - if you're a cyclops, then you'd have a point. But if you've got two eyes, one next to one another (even if they're quite close) a wide aspect ratio makes sense.

2) Describing widescreen as 'low height' is like refusing to buy a larger single-floor home since it's not taller, or stalking out of a movie theater because the roof is too low.

3) The screen is the size of the content. If you desperately want to, you can buy a 16:9 screen and put duct tape over the sides so you can have the pleasure of a screen which has not had its height reduced.

4) They make the content for that size. Do you refuse to buy a flashlight because you think that long, narrow batteries are a rip-off? Well, enjoy the darkness, 'cos they make the flashlights so they fit the batteries.

And complaining that your 'full height screen' (I still have a hard time wrapping my head around that) will be further away because it's thin... well, christ, put the damn thing closer! There was already some method by which the front of the CRT was positioned there, and any of the space behind it must by necessity already be unoccupied, so what's the problem?

Hell, make a giant cardboard thing to put on the back of it so it's like your existing TV; you can even forego the duct tape and have it flip over the sides and obscure the sides of the image to make the TV taller!

Hell, if you really want to go all out, you could even find some wood grain vinyl and slap it on there. The only problem you'll have is that it'll use much less power and generate much less heat and be much sharper. So you could get an orbital sander and have at it for a little bit with a buffing pad; that should whack it right down to NTSC color and resolution.

And actually, if you put a running hair dryer behind it'll you'll have the heat and power usage of your beloved CRT as well! Sure, it's a little loud, and if you put it inside the cardboard box it'll probably go on fire and burn down your house, but we all have to make our sacrifices not to be whores to consumer culture, eh?

David W.

Re: I'm going to wait....

Coming from a wearer of corrective lenses, the Sony glasses aren't bad, and they're transparent enough that the world isn't black when you look away from the screen.

The only problem is that when you flip them up to the top of your head so you can do whatever else, some kind of projection on them pushes into my scalp painfully, and in a phenomenon presumably similar to acupuncture, makes me want to punch anyone I see. I smell a lawsuit.

FWIW, I have frameless lenses, which are very light and reasonably small. If you're a hipster with big honkin' black frames out of the '60s, you're probably out of luck. Luckily, you're a hipster, so I won't care.

David W.

Re: We've become innured.

"The problem with stereoscopic 3d is it gives the illusion of depth but doesn't fool the brain properly because you're not changing focus to see things further back. So while you can tell that something is in front of something else you can't really tell how far in front."

Untrue, untrue, untrue, untrue. Perhaps if you're watching some crap converted stuff, but with actual 3D source material - in my case, driving simulation - you do indeed have to alter your focus from the foreground to the background.

In fact, I use that effect to set convergence - hold a finger out at dashboard distance, defocus your eyes, and then adjust the convergence of the 3D image until you see your finger and the switch / steering wheel / whatever misconverged the same amount. Focus your eyes again, and by necessity your focus is correct for your finger and the switch / whatever - and incorrect elsewhere. If I'm driving a formula car with an antenna just in front of the cockpit, I see a double image if it when looking down the road, but I can focus on it if I want to.

The feel of focus-shifting your eyes is the same.

Saying 'while you can tell that something is in front of something else you can't really tell how far in front' is just not true - not on a fundamental level.

Converted content which makes bad cardboard cutouts of everyone? Sure, it's awful. But judging 3D as a technology on that basis is like saying stereo music is crap because all you've heard is mono sources converted to stereo with flanging and delays.

David W.

Re: Cotswolds

There's a place called 'Bushkill' whose sign I used to drive by every once in a while. From 2000 to 2008, it always gave me a warm, fuzzy feeling.

Ahem.

David W.

Two things.

1) Games.

2) Sports.

Killer apps. I have quite a bit of experience using a 3D system for driving simulation, and when properly set up, it is absolutely, utterly fantastic. If you do it right, it lives up to the most absurd marketing hyperbole.

If you do it right.

That's what they need to do. They need to NOT do demos of content that have old-YouTube level macroblocking so that the football players look like they're encased in sparkling cubes. They need to NOT have out-of-the-box setups be absolutely horrible. And they need to develop a way to deal with differing fields of view, personal eyeball characteristics, and so forth, so people get a consistent experience. Convergence and FOV are absolutely critical to good performance; you can't just slap some glasses on your face and expect it to work well.

I'm guessing that most of the people slating the tech itself haven't ever seen it set up correctly - which is a bit like going to a used car dealer, discovering that all of his cars are junk, and concluding that the automobile is worthless.

Whether the business can do those things, I don't know. I do know that I was a die-hard skeptic, and only tried 3D in the first place because a customer slapped a wad of cash on the table. And damned if it wasn't actually freakin' awesome - to the extent where, for simulation, 2D seems absurd, like using CGA or text mode.

Hopefully it gets worked out.

David W.

Re: @David W.

...and who the hell keeps asking that, anyway? I'm beginning to feel all stalkified, or whatever. It's *stalky*.

David W.

Re: @David W.

'Wobblenoggin'. Why do you ask?

David W.

I love the UK - the only place where you can have a fig lover visit shore ditch. I mean, really, how does it even happen? Who goes to live in a place called 'shore ditch'?

I mean, I'll sometimes cast aspersions on the developments and towns called stuff like 'Far Mountain' or 'Longview' or 'pleasant valley'. But hey, what are they going to call it? "Medium Hump"? Who's going to move to "Noview"? And it's going to be hard to attract business to 'Revolting Valley'. But it seems like the UK actually USES those kind of names - and yeah, every place has its edge cases ('Intercourse', 'Sugar Notch', and 'Fishkill' come to mind here) but it seems like English town names range from a bit morose to self-flagellatory.

Really - Shore ditch? Are there school team mascots like in the US? "Go, go, Shoreditch Ducks!" I don't see it.

Now, Moody, Alabama - there's a town name. The whole place is filled with small-town-requisite businesses, all dutifully following the townName.businessType formula. I drove through the place and nearly went off the road from laughing - which wouldn't have been good, because I would have needed to go to Moody Collision.

It's not as bad as having to live there, though. Your son turns emo because he goes to Moody High. Your daughter cries because she got a badly-fit prom dress from the Moody Seamstress.

Your dog needs to see the vet, but you're too scared to take him to the Moody Animal Clinic. And your teeth go bad - it's probably better than having to go to Moody Dental.

The worst thing is that every visitor probably makes fun of your town's name. Whenever somebody comes into the Citgo, it's, "Ha ha, I got some Moody gas! Is there another kind?!"

It'd be enough to piss -anybody- off.

David W.
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Re: I think this is relevant

I hadn't noticed until now that the guy's name is "Connr" ... well-played, XKCD guy, well-played.

David W.
Alert

Re: S'not the same

I'm afraid I'm not terribly young'in anymore, Tom. Young'er than most who might say "young'ins", but not all that young nevertheless.

Of course I know Castle Wolfenstein, but as you wrote, you didn't *say* Castle Wolfenstein; the post was regarding *Wolfenstein 3D*, which is unrelated aside from its involving Nazis and a castle. So it's not relly the 'original' Wolfenstein; it's not the same developers; it's not Wolf3D's prequel; Wolf3D is not its sequel.

For all intents and purposes, it's an entirely different game - no more the 'original' Wolfenstein 3D than Xerox Parc's OS was 'the original Windows' or 'the original MacOS'.

Now, you want an obscure vintage video game - how about LADDER, which was a bundled game (ha, ha) with the NCR Decisionmate V, a computer so slow that by the time you managed to load a program and start doing something, you'd already sold the computer and bought a better one.

At any rate, it was an infuriatingly hard text-mode platformer, a bit like donkey kong in that its main enemies were a bunch of 'o's that rolled around on floors:

o o o

==================== ==============

...and your dude would stand there:

o o o p

==================== ==============

He'd be a 'p' and 'q' if standing up and facing right or left, and if he jumped in the air he'd flip around - p b q p d ... clever, eh?

So you'd go, right, right, right, and try to jump over that hole:

o o o p

==================== ==============

...but the rocks were rather fast and the keyboard sucked, so when you slammed the floppy space bar down, maybe your dude jumped and maybe he didn't. By which I mean to say, he didn't:

o o op

==================== ==============

TRY AGAIN?

Try again? Are you kidding me? After that BS? I'm 8 years old and this miserable Decisionmate V is all I have because even my dad couldn't stand the thing and bought himself a 286 with an EGA monitor, and this says it's MS DOS but really it's not so no PC software works and all I have is this stupid game with some CPM thing that just goes "?" "?" all the time! And I'll never ever get another computer with a color monitor or a Nintendo because my dad doesn't like games! So I can't even play any games! And this game is stupid and I've never gotten past level two, and it makes me want to implode!

Of *COURSE* I'll try again!

David W.

Re: Just search for what I entered

The irony of your bloviating about simplicity in communication: Your post is so contorted that I can't figure out what the hell you're trying to say.

David W.
Facepalm

Re: Well said!

By that logic, FedEx and UPS also have no product and rely on using others' content without paying.

Counting every Nth-level sale as the product of the internet is absurd, but not much more absurd than cherry-picking out-of-context attributes to get in another lash at the in-crowd's whipping boy du jour.

David W.
Coat

"...they call it the “the semantic web” – which drills into unstructured data to make it categorisable and searchable."

As opposed to "the Symantec web" - which drills into your computer's data to make it unstable and unusable.

David W.

Re: win

...but not nearly as good as the 'Un-pimp ze auto' ads; I remember those *years* later. And even though I know that it's not like the Wolfsburg execs sat around and thought that up because that's how they roll, they at least approved it - which does say a little bit about the corporate culture. To the extent that a company like VW has one.

A side note: I was at a few auto shows a couple of years back, during setup, and during the last 12 hours before the show opened (or more usually, the noxious 'VIP preview', where wealth creators in tuxedos pretended to be interested in Ford Transit vans while their boozed-up trophy wives ran riot in motion simulators) it was always complete bedlam. 50 lift trucks roaring around beeping, creatives yelling about where vinyl stickers went, people adjusting lights, right up until the minute the doors opened. Panic in the streets, frayed nerves, yelling, banging, every booth a riot of panic and anger.

Except VW.

I remember looking around at the chaos - imagine a long, slow pan right-to-left, with one of those cheesy action movie 'Aiiyaagh!' falling-off-something-and-dying screams a few seconds in - and right in the center of my view was the VW booth, pristine white, complete, sparkling, with one old janitor dude sweeping away a fine coat of MDF dust, kicked up by other booths' circular saws, which had accumulated on vee-dub's shining tile floor.

It was 2008. That year, if I recall correctly, Wolfsburg were the only manufacturer to post a profit and a rise in stock price.

David W.
FAIL

Re: Not accurate

Err. *Rob* someone's house. If you're capable of stealing the whole thing, you presumably don't need a ladder.

Also 'anti-circumvention'.

I blame the PlayBook.

David W.

Re: Not accurate

Be that as it may, whether it's not implementing a feature or end-running it, geolocation is not and was not intended to be a form of content protection. Just because it -can- be used that way does not suddenly make it illegal to not use, any more than it would suddenly be illegal to turn off the GPS in your phone if I found a way to use -that- for content protection.

Which, of course, drills right down to the fundamental absurdity of anto+circumvention laws in general.

It's illegal to climb a wall to steal someone's house. It's not illegal to own a ladder.

David W.
Unhappy

1) Arbitrary feature R is added to arbitrary technology, which has similar features A through Z

2) Media industry realizes that feature R can be used to deny access to its product to large areas of the world for no apparent reason; has sexual event in trousers

3) ISP offers service which doesn't include feature R

...since when did it become illegal to not offer feature R, one among many in an arbitrary technology, just because the media industry happens to like it? Is there some universal law now that everyone is required to keep providing any feature / protocol / capability that I, as a business, find useful for whatever purpose? That would be quite useful!

Put another way - suppose that geolocation was accurate down to your home address. Now suppose that media companies wanted to deny access to content to, say, people in poor neighborhoods (that seems like the kind of thing they might do). Is it now illegal for your ISP to allow you to turn off the 'broadcast my personal information to everyone' feature?

Sigh.

David W.
WTF?

Re: S'not the same

Amber? Apple? Wolf 3D?

WTF?

David W.

Then how are you typing?

David W.
Coat

Re: @Joeman

"I would consider going to a prostitute a personal failing."

What if you're a pimp?

David W.

Re: WP7

Likewise on the playbook. I got the fade-to-black thing after the first load (when i got stuck after going to the sound menu and being unable to press escape) but furious tapping as tye main fade happened convinced it to load (!?).

I think it might have partially worked if it allowed fullscreen, but the top menu bar (even the mini one) caused touch movements to scroll instead of registering as mouse commands.

It looked crazy slow during the load slide-in, but that might have been an anomaly.

Nobody mentioned that it apparently uses webGL? At least, my browser warned me about it. I'm not too worried on my playbook though - now -there's- a case of security by obscurity for you...

David W.

Re: Groundbreaking, 20 year old game appears on web

Unless there's some arbitrary limit on execution time, I don't see why this shouldn't flyon modern hardware. It's 64000 pixels - you could damn near do it in text with a tiny block font. Hell, fullscreen it on my 30" monitor and each pixel could be an 8x6 character matrix!

Man, that puts things in perspective...

David W.

Re: I too would like to know.

Do you have any evidence, oddie, aside from a deeply ingrained cynicism that leaves your worldview as vulnerable to manipulation as that of a happy-go-lucky, overly-credulous WiReD journalist?

Starting from a position of believing that the authors are full of shit, using that to justify your judgment that they must therefore fall under the category of people who would need to / would post-edit, and therefore concluding that the authors are full of shit... You can do better than that, right?

It's easier and more productive to criticize the true morons in society rather than affecting such ego as to make the entire world and everyone in it (save your precise peers) worthless. God knows there are plenty of real morons to go around - and you're probably letting some of them get away while you're busy attacking others based on prejudice (and based on its being cool to dislike things on the internet; if you never like anything, you'll never get made fun of for accidentally liking the wrong thing).

David W.

Beat me to it.

Beat me to it.

David W.

Re: I'm sick an tired of all these mofo FTL claims on this mofo planet (gunshot)

Or roll up an orange and eat your sleeves. That works quite well if for nothing else than eating your sleeves is quite tiring, and after that and rolling up the orange it's time for a good nap. And a nap does wonders for your disposition.

David W.
FAIL

Uhh... Reg? Neither of the linked articles claim it's anything but a concept submitted by a contest winner - err, I mean, crowdsourced from the crowdy crowd thing. Unless the articles have been edited since you posted the links, you're no more credible in your claims of their authors' foolishness, than anyone who suggests that the video is real.

It seems fairly clear that everyone (save perhaps the twitter set you mention, though by now I'm not prepared to take your word on that either) realizes it's a pre-rendered promo video, and that 'crowdsourced' means 'we got a sketch from a dude and thought we should send it to the Maya guys'.

Aside from propping up your own egos, I don't see what's to be gained by putting words in other peoples' mouths (and harming their reputations in the eyes of anyone who trusts your assessment of the linked articles).

Mocking people for being gullible while tricking *yourselves* into believing you're the only journalists smart enough to see the obvious is... disappointing... to put it mildly.

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David W.

Your company won't let you run a windows machine without mcafee, but they'll let you run a linux box?

Or do you run linux boxes because your company screws up windows machines with mcafee?

That would be a bizarre way to make your decisions - like only driving Mercedes because your company forces you to fill your BMW with dead fish. I mean, jeez, it's hardly MS's fault when people write horribly bloated software; what do you want the OS to do, detect whether it's a video editing program or an antivirus program that's using all the CPU, and prevent you from running the lousy one?

David W.
Flame

"Rogue affiliates" my ass.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard the 'rogue affiliates' defense, I'd be almost as rich as the guys exploiting it. Unless you're selling Ferraris, when you have affiliates, you have rogue affiliates - point blank.

As far as I'm concerned, anyone using any type of affiliate system is scum, point blank. If you wanted your name on whatever it is your affiliates are doing, you'd do it yourself and save the 30%. It's click laundering, and I've seen it used to get clicks from hijacked web browsers all the way to Overture and Doubleclick - all of whom act shocked and say they don't have any control over their affiliates (at least, they did a few years ago; I don't know if the big boys are still rolling out the welcome mat for scumware outfits like they did during the CoolWebSearch days).

The hell you dipshits don't have any control over affiliates - you could *not have them in the first place*. But then you wouldn't be able to cash in on hijacked browsers and clueless rubes while still getting to be normal businesses.

Rogue affiliates are the whole reason for *having* affiliates - let someone even less ethical than you are (or at least someone more insulated from Western law; at least the hijackers and virus writers are honest about their occupations) do the dirty work, then look innocent and wave your arms: "I had no idea that we were making a million bucks a month selling nonexistent things in exchange for ripping off personal information *via nefarious means*! I am so VERY sorry! From now on we'll rip people off ourselves."

Yeah, right. The firing squad is thataway, cockchugger.

Also, this caught my eye:

"...unethical marketing behaviour..."

As my dad would say - is there another kind?

David W.

Wasn't there one of those at a recent RIM launch event?

David W.

Did I say I was prepared to take the article at face value? Hmm... no. What I said was that it's absurd to *confidently and quickly dismiss it based on very little information*.

I haven't got a problem with *discussing* it. I have a problem with people arrogantly and offhandedly tossing the whole thing in the bin without even bothering to understand what they're binning.

Also, science doesn't really "take something as fact" at all - not even relativity, which is, as you describe, a 'basic rule of the universe'. But basic rules of the universe are only basic rules of the universe until they aren't.

Yes, the odds are low, but that *in itself* is a very bad reason to dismiss the discussion out of hand.

I suggest reading 'The Structure of Scientific Revolutions' by Thomas Kuhn (IIRC). It's not perfect, as the nearly-equally-opaque Wikipedia page points out, and you'll want to shoot yourself in the head about fifty times as you slog through it - diagramming the guy's sentences would be a project akin to analyzing the US tax code longhand - but it's worth it for the perspective you gain.

David W.
Meh

Re: Science Fiction

"sweeping statements so ironic... This leads me to believe you're American."

So ironic indeed.

David W.

Re: @David W

John H:

I'm guessing that said scientists would nonetheless not view a response consisting solely of "bollocks" as worthy of respect, despite the poster's refusal to take them at their word.

David W.

Re: Hang on a tick

The roof gardens are like those pictures you see of every new 'largest' airliner, with a bar, tasteful neon lighting, and a spiral staircase. What you actually get is another 45 economy seats and a stainless steel galley full of miniature coke cans, trays of flabby vegetables, and $9 beers.

In this case, I imagine the outcome will, if anything, be 18 acres of tar paper and those aluminum bendy straw vent things. And while the renders will show an interior lined with glass walls, thick carpet, and 15 foot ceilings sparkling with LED lighting, reality will find row upon row of off-white hallways, off-white offices, off-white suspended ceilings, and (to satisfy the rental agreement requirements) a half-broken foosball table, on its side, next to the ice machine on level C3.

Oh, and that dark brown / red speckle hard-nodule carpet that costs .35 cents per square foot and hurts if you walk on it without socks.

David W.

Re: OR

...and fifty lashes if you look at the sidewalk disrespectfully.

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David W.
Megaphone

Re: Comendable advice and all very good, but ...

Curse those home users with their lack of expertise in IT, their wanting attractive and simple interfaces, and their desire for all-in-one solutions! Do they think they got a computer to store pictures, organize music, play games, and watch videos online? Layabouts!

Having a computer is -work- and your -job- is to learn security to the professioal level, keep up to date on industry developments, and assemble (and constantly update and modify) a collection of disparate but effective AV solutions from obscure vendors!

When that's done -then- maybe you can screw around with your stupid "user" shit.

David W.
Unhappy

Re: Whatever.

People who write stuff like "Only ignorant fools believe in sky fairies" are the reason people like me have to endure the assumption that we're raging assholes just because we don't believe in god.

You've got to love people who post this stuff, or put up billboards saying stupid shit like "Don't be a rube, only idiots celebrate Christmas", and then get all huffy and self-righteous when everyone else thinks they're dipshits.

Has it ever occurred to you that whenever you write the phrase 'sky fairies' you lower the chances of anyone religious considering things from your viewpoint? What's your goal here, anyway - to ensure that the lives of atheists are as difficult as possible? Does behaving like a petulant twelve year old and giving yourself a bad reputation yield some kind of pleasure?

With friends like these...

David W.
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Re: People will look at you, though.

The other fun thing is to, with as many friends as possible, press all the trigger buttons on a shelf of sound-making toys. Or, if you're solo (or your wife refuses to help and instead slinks off to the next aisle, rolling her eyes and pretending you haven't met), you can hit pairs of buttons in sequence, at appropriate timing:

FIREMEN TO THE RESCUE! WAAOOO WAAOOO WAAWOOO HONK VROOM!

FIREMEN TO THE RESCUE! WAAOOO WAAOOO WAAWOOO HONK VROOM!

..........................FIREMEN TO THE RESCUE! WAAOOO WAAOOO WAAWOOO HONK VROOM!

..........................FIREMEN TO THE RESCUE! WAAOOO WAAOOO WAAWOOO HONK VROOM!

....................................................FIREMEN TO THE RESCUE! WAAOOO WAAOOO WAAWOOO HONK VROOM!

....................................................FIREMEN TO THE RESCUE! WAAOOO WAAOOO WAAWOOO HONK VROOM!

..etc.

I love the toy section.

David W.
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I find it remarkable that a bunch of dudes on a forum are able to, with such confidence, dismiss the results of months of work by highly trained individuals who are among the top in a very difficult and specialized field - and this having not only not read the study, but with your only source of information being the heavily simplified and distilled information in one news article on an IT web site.

You guys are obviously in the wrong business. The field of physics needs you.

David W.
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Re: >"individual particles are still moving at the same speed but there is a ripple through them"

Sure, but who has a stiff rod that long?

David W.

Re: I positively hate those loudmouth post cards

What to do with audio playing birthday cards:

- find an annoying card with a long playtime

- make sure there are at least four of them. Ten is better

- without opening them, nest them all together so you have one fat 'book' of the same card (as if you opened them flat, stacked them inside up, and folded them all again)

- open the whole bunch together

Now they'll all play at -almost- the same time and -almost- the same pitch. Congratulations, you've got "I'm lightning McQueen, world's fastest racing machine!" through the chorus filter from hell and ten times as loud as normal. The longer the sample, the crazier the pitch differences get. Find a country song lasting 30 seconds and by the time you get half way through it's as disturbing as a David Lynch movie.

People will look at you, though.

David W.
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well...

...He should just consider himself lucky he didn't need to get rid of a reel-to-reel tape backup.

David W.

Re: @David W.

"What does the 'W' stand for by the way ...?"

A gentleman never tells.

...I'm not going to either.

David W.

Re: I'm glad...

I'm glad I wasn't reading this on my projector.

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