* Posts by The Indomitable Gall

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BBC exterminates AI experiments used to promote Doctor Who

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Doctor Who in a Starfleet uniform

I see no mention of this in the Bootnote itself, but the picture ofDoctor Who in a Starfleet uniform is absolutely fascinating because what I'm seeing is an actor who appears to be a mutual cousin of Peter Capaldi and David Tenant (or maybe if Tenant had a kid with Capaldi's daughter). It's just mind-boggling that the AI could generate family resemblances that way. But logical, I suppose, other than the fact that I don't see Matt Smith or Jodie Whittaker in the mix....

Yes, I did just crash that critical app. And you should thank me for having done so

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Are you suggesting Outlook is in any real sense a modern client? Seems like a dinosaur in a fur coat pretending to be a mammal...

Elon and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad legal week

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Re: Odd, isn't it?

Every single one of "his" ideas is something I read about old mid-20th-century adventure comic annuals I bought in 2nd-hand fayres in the 80s. Vacuum tubes, self-driving cars, big one-piece rockets, rockets for international Earth travel... it was *all* in those books. He must have just been reading the same stuff, and he internalised it as "the future". And now he's mistaking things he saw presented as "the future" as a child as his ideas and vision for a great future.

But there's a reason those things never got beyond kids comics...

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Re: Odd, isn't it?

Rumour has it he wanted to use vacuum tubes instead of conveyor belts, too, and was surprised when engineers told him why that wouldn't work....

Meta kills Facebook News in the US and Australia

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Re: “You Must Carry Our Content ... And You Must Pay Us”

So if they make content at their cost, they should pay for people to read it for free? I don't think you understand how capitalism works.

Windows 3.11 trundles on as job site pleads for 'driver updates' on German trains

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Re: RESPONSE IN CAPS

It does save him from having to hit the caps lock every time he writes COBOL and RS232 though...

Cutting-edge microscopy reveals bottled water has 'up to 100 times' more bits of plastic than previously feared

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Re: Should have tested beer

Cloudy beer is on the increase for fashion reasons -- I think you've just predicted a big move towards this in the market.

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Re: Relative purity

No, that's not relative purity, really... it seems a lot like absolute purity to me, because you're doing a one-dimensional measure of "how many impurities does it have", with no concern to what they are.

Water that's swimming with bacteria is relatively purer than water containing nano-plastics from one point of view: the consumer can just boil the bacteria-laden water before they drink it, but there is no consumer tech to remove microplastics.

Companies have not necessarily reduced overall risk -- they have eliminated known problems that have had known solutions for generations, and they've introduced new problems with no known solution.

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Re: Nanoparticles in water for the past 5 billion years

Yes, but you're glossing over the important part difference between things we have been consuming for multiple generations and things that haven't been used longer than living memory. I think plastic bottles were introduced to the market after WWII.

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Re: Sales argument

You're ignoring the fact that science is kind of saying "well, you know how we said they were biologically inert and therefore safe...?"

OpenAI: 'Impossible to train today’s leading AI models without using copyrighted materials'

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Re: The American way !!!

Nononono.

You're only allowed to rob banks if your dad was filthy rich.

And even then, you need to dress your bank robbery up as a sophisticated economic model that says that robbing people will make them richer.

That's the real law of the markets!

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Ah, but don't you see...? If Elon Musk had been allowed to copy ecisting cars, Tesla would have never had problems with the brakes. Copyright kills!!!

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Re: Sounds like...

The implied consent related to selling you a book is that you will use the information within for uses that are common for many people. Finding a new use for it and then saying that it's not infringing because you bought a copy... well that's just rubbish.

Here's a counterpoint:

if I was to build a university programming course leaning heavily on (eg) Kernighan and Ritchie's text, I would be expected to list it as a set text in order that students might buy it. The students might then go on to teach themselves, and it is accepted that there will be similarities been how they were taught and how they go on to teach, but this is an expected result. Crucially, they will forget details of how K&R's Book on C was, and will instead be passing on information based on their internal model of concepts. AI does not, at present, have any model of concepts -- the second L in LLM is for "language".

LLMs create language based on language; humans creat language based on [i]ideas[/i].

I believe that "ideas" are key to the notion of a "creative step".

Doom is 30, and so is Windows NT. How far we haven't come

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Re: No imagination any more

I suspect that's deliberate, as people were probably changing Team names for their own reference without realising they were changing something on the SharePoint configuration for all team members. I can imagine a few self-defined "clever" wags renaming teams to "*snore*" or "timewasting corporate comms" and getting hauled up for it in the before-times.

Native Americans urge Apache Software Foundation to ditch name

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Re: Bit ridiculous

Maybe it took them a while to believe they might be taken seriously...?

Q: How many members of the Apache identity groups are involved in producing the software "Apache"?

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Re: Bit ridiculous

Seems to me that Germans don't have a problem with Nazis being portrayed as homocidal, myth-believig luantics. Because THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE. Notice that the Indiana Jones films have lunatics at the top of a very rigid hierarchy.

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Re: Bit ridiculous

Yes, but I'm going to ask a question: what nationality/ethnicity are you?

Would you be OK with a product taking on the name of your own identity group even though it contained no workers of the given group?

Who would think it OK for a group of Scots to make "English mustard" in a facility in Scotland? Or for a group of English people living in England to open a farm rearing purported "Scotch beef"?

Realizing this is getting out of hand, Coq mulls new name for programming language

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Re: There are two hard problems in Computer Science

I would agree, but then again the language is called "Calculus of constructions" and not "Calculus des constructions". If the name is basically English, you really have to consider the other things about Anglophone culture.

Et oui: mon français est superbe ; ainsi j’ai bien sûr le droit de dire ce que je viens d‘écrire.

Data loss prevention emergency tactic: keep your finger on the power button for the foreseeable future

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Re: Another sign of the migration of El Reg Westwards?

The good news is that the early indications that the tumour was back have proven to be a false alarm.

The bad news is that we;ve instead ended up with acute appendicitis, and they're refusing to take us to general surgery to get it sorted.

Block this: Using satellites to plaster ads over our skies could work, say boffins

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Re: UK will be OK then

Yeah, but how is summoning a hereditary millionaire playing dress-up as a flying mammal going to help us here...?

Musk says Starlink will keep providing free service to Ukraine

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Thunderf00t is a wazzock...

Thunderf00t may be an irritating blowhard, but he's good with numbers.

Here, he discusses Musk's figures:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qGg6wiXoSc&t=620s

Summary: Musk's alleged "costs" seem to be ticket price rather than cost price. Thunderf00t speculates that this is creative accounting aimed at turning it into a massive tax write-down that will be net profit for SpaceX. He also speculates that SpaceX may be in the financial trouble that Musk himself predicted not too long ago...

Brexit dividend? 'Newly independent' UK will be world's 'data hub', claims digital minister

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Re: I guess that's the main aim?

Hmmm....

" References in this Regulation to the processing of personal data for the

purposes of scientific research (including references to processing for

“scientific research purposes”) are references to processing for the purposes of

any research that can reasonably be described as scientific, whether publicly or

privately funded, including processing for the purposes of technological

development or demonstration, fundamental research or applied research. "

I reckon "technological development or demonstration" gives a very broad definition of "scientific research". Like... writing a website on the origami might even qualify.

" References in this Regulation to the processing of personal data for the

purposes of historical research (including references to processing for

“historical research purposes”) include processing for the purposes of

genealogical research. "

So Ancestry.com is now to be considered on a par with the National Archives/...?

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Re: I guess that's the main aim?

In other words, they're only cutting the red tape in order to splice it with some white and blue tape and make it ever longer.

Musk says Starlink will ask for exemption to US sanctions on Iran

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Re: ha ha ha

Don't know.

Are they still carrying out drone strikes in Yemen?

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Re: Request denied!

What, like how all the privately held arms in Afghanistan prevented the rise of the Taliban, twice...?

Someone's at last helping AI models understand those with speech disabilities

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Re: Welsh, on the other hand, there's no tech that can help with that

Very disappointed myself.

I'd assumed good faith and thought there was going to be something in the article referring to some reason why the outputs of the project were not going to transfer across languages, but... nothing.

Just a lazy joke.

I thought the Reg was better than that.

OpenAI opens doors to DALL-E after the horse has bolted to Midjourney and others

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Re: Art history class

This is fundamentally different.

A human looking at a coffee-table book of a particular artist's pieces doesn't automagically gain the ability to produce works that are nearly indistinguishable from the artist's own work

Removing an obsolete AMD fix makes Linux kernel 6 quicker

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Re: The older the OS...

That was what an OS was.

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Re: The older the OS...

Pretty sure it's attested in Middle English literature.

I saw the claim once that scribes were paid by the letter at some point in the Middle Ages, and therefore started adding in silent Es and unnecessary double letters. I wasn't convinced, but it's not beyond the realms of possibility...

Datacenter migration plan missed one vital detail: The leaky roof

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Re: Assuming facilities wasn't contacted

Was on a training course at a newly-opened college building. We were sat in a computer room when the ceiling turned into a waterfall. Nobody moved until I shouted something like "electricity... water... GET OUT"

Turns out the boiler room was directly above the computer rooms. Rather stupid (and expensive) mistake.

Rust is eating into our systems, and it's a good thing

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Re: Something C++ can do that Rust can't

If you're properly modularising your code, then you should be able to spin off any existing code to runtime-linked libraries, so that's nowhere near as big an issue as it would have been 25 years ago.

AI won't take coders' jobs. Humans still rule for now

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Re: Move along, nothing to see

Or look at it a different way -- all we're talking about is the long overdue shift from plain-text procedural code to a hacky version of declarative programming.

The next generation will hopefully move to true declarative programming with AI procedural code generation in the back end.

One man's battle to get patent rights for AI inventors in America may be over

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Re: What a Tool...

Assigning them to a machine makes them absolutely useless, because how can you get a computer to sign off on a licensing agreement?

Terminal downgrade saves the day after a client/server heist

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Re: The Cloud vs Mainframe+Terminal

Well the point of the term "cloud" was always that the internet is the part of the network you can never know the shape of, hence so it was shown on the network diagrams as a cloud symbol.

When cloud computing started to gain traction, I could not understand why so many companies would use unauditable services.

I was in an IT company that refused to offer cloud services because we insisted our client do due diligence. Vindication came in the form of companies being sued for data loss and being found negligent for failing to do due diligence.

Then the industry decided that maybe cloud computing was bad and just went back to hosted datacentres... but we now called them "clouds".

LG makes a TV roughly the size of a queen-sized bed

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Re: What I find amusing...

I think all they're saying is "not quite a millimetre each"

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What I find amusing...

What I find amusing is that they're selling a device that simple geometry suggests has bigger pixels than any screen I've owned since the GameBoy Colour and trying to bamboozle people with talk of "micrometer scale pixels"

PanWriter: Cross-platform writing tool runs on anything and outputs to anything

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Re: I see.

You wouldn't have if you'd written it using VimNanoNext 2.3.132!

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My spin on that is that the existence of the likes of PanWriter in the form it's in is a failure in software development as a whole. (And therefore not any reflection on or misunderstanding of what you wrote!)

Why isn't it now a straightforward matter to take a full-fat code editor and rebuild it with a few clicks to do only a single one of the million and one tasks it does, and with that, all the now-unnecessary chrome?

I find it baffling how we still struggle with the basics of software development.

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Yup, and at that point, surely a more sensible project would be to pluck everything out of VSCodium that isn't needed and rejig its UI...?

Meet the CrowPi-L – a clever, slightly rustic, Raspberry Pi laptop chassis

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Re: Conflicted

Power management you say?

Well surely the solution is a radical new type of computer -- a grid network of 16 RP2040 chips backing a low power SoC "host". Full chips spin up and down to manage USB devices or specific apps.

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If I want to revive mine (for camping trips) how can I get a replacement battery?

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Hate to break it to you, but your b got flipped there.

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Given that L33t H4><><0rz always fold the legs away, that just sounds like a handy weight reduction to me.

Universal Unix tool AWK gets Unicode support

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Re: Still work in progress

> it has to parse the UFT-8 encoding,

Yeah, and that stray U+200F there just shows how problematic UTF-8 can be. ;-D

Australian wasps threaten another passenger plane, with help from COVID-19

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Re: Maybe it's me being a bit dim

This is the quality of reader comment you won't find on the Daily Mail website.

Apple to compel workers to spend '3 days a week' in the office

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Not just not neat, but you'll often hear people say "nobody uses it". You don't, pal -- different from "nobody".

And to add insult to injury, Microsoft's free Office Lens app will now let you capture a whiteboard neatly, with a minimum of fuss.

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Re: UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who insisted...

It was Jacob Rees-Mogg's influence that has led half of the UK to immediately think of the Tories when mandatory office-work policies are discussed.

Oh Deere: Farm hardware jailbroken to run Doom

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Re: Not the only company....

They work to the beat of the own drum.

Australian court overturns 'Google is a publisher' decision

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Re: Testing boundaries

...and I would further point out that what he's asking for isn't outside of Google's current technological capabilities: they've implemented right-to-be-forgotten for GDPR compliance, and they could (if they chose to) provide those same mechanisms to people outside of EU jurisdiction.

That's the angle I'd've been pushing if it was me: Google can take reasonable steps to mitigate harm, so they should take steps to mitigate harm. The fact that they implemented that for another jurisdiction is by-the-bye -- once the infrastructure exists, it's arguably a reasonable step.