Posts by Simon Westerby 1

Re: Can El Reg militarise the LOHAN project

L LOHAN

E Easily

S Simulates

T Thought

U Using

R RaspberryPi

Couldn't work out the 2nd E do cheated...

Re: We all know what happened

But we can't do it NOW .. we can do in two and a bit years AFTER we have negotiated an exit.

But not now - for now its just eactly the same as yesteraday and teh day before that.

Re: If proof is needed...

Sounds like Triggers broom to me ....

Re: January 1st?

The real question is: when has anyone in HR ever worked <snip> ?

The fixed it for ya ;)

Re: Experts-Exchange

Wayback machine thinks otherwise:

https://web.archive.org/web/20000301224427/http://expertsexchange.com

You could call it "CANDroid" ...

Re: Let the Bidding begin!

I have a bit of fluff from my belly button.... although I'm not sure if I really want to commit to such a high risk trade....

Re: Shadowland

He's more of a TnA then TLA ... TBH ....

Re: "No one does demos on anything that isn’t ironclad,"

upvote for for being in the bug demo club!

feck all......

A Cunning Stunt no less....

Re: Ah yes...

".. get US soldiers to pay attention to her! "

Is that what a Combat Rouge is in WoW ... ???

Spilling Mistooks FTW!!!

Re: Oi! Ireland!

I can undercut you -- I'll do it for 0.1%... and I'll take my hammer...

Re: I can't believe the bullshit here..

Well I think ts nice of them to offer to waive other companies fees....

I think they need to add " or refunded" to the end of that sentence.

Re: Can't find it?

1511 should still have the "Diagnostics Tracking Service" in it - which is its old name.

Oh no - it adds even more crashes - now the Java 1.7 plugin crashes too - which means its a no-no for work...

He could almost afford to buy a house in Oxford on that salary...

Re: ...We all know that porn is found in bushes...

Like unravelled cassette tape ... its all a thing of the past!!

Re: Nice!

Good job the "creation" wasn't a government project.... gawd knows what (and when) we have ended up living on ...

Re: Let's be clear about one thing

You don't want your swap file on an SSD, unless you want to kill it early ...

Re: Not worth going then

Obviously a Container is a Thing for another Thing (or an Object) - they are univerally compatible ...

Re: Well...

I'll drink to that!!*

*if it doesn't kill me .....

Re: 'Windows as a service'

"I'm sure the loss of you as a customer has Satya Nadella heartbroken."

A singular you - possibly not....

A collective you - might well do ...

Re: Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station ..

It happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

No wonder it took so long to arrive....

Re: Mostly Bugless (as if).

The Amstrad CPC version had a bug where you could fill your cargo hold with Thargons... eject, and your shiny new replacement came with 2x the cargo space AND the original cargo...

Farming Thargons was painful tho... so it wasn't THAT easy ... I gave up after 3 times... (140 ton bay iirc)

Re: Probot?

I thought "Probot" was often used to describe the Imperial Probe Droid from Empire ... certainly pre 2003....

>> Almost any gamer these days has a decent internet connection, the amount of people effected by this are minimal.

1 - not all "gamers" want to game online 24/7.

2 - In X years time when the servers are gone and the game you spent X years playing and enjoying becomes utterly worthless - try fishing out that disc in 30 years and reliving those memories!!

Why are the above so hard to understand for some people? I'm guessing this is the xbox360/PS3's gernation who never really new what offline gaming was all about.

*sigh* ... I'm off to be abused by the above on WOT... i need some more nerd rage.

Re: Turns out in the Fett movie...

A Fett Full of Dollars

A Few Boba's More (Oh hang on wasn't that Episode 2....)

Re: Fingers crossed...

The Dark Wheel... Its all I have left of my original copy.... *sob*

I have never forgotten the term "Cirag Orbit Space" ....

Re: how about a new term, "Clunts"

and my favourite ...

"Not another stupid Clunt trying the hard sell."

Re: The Spiral of Deaaaath!

And who told it aeroplanes can fly at Infinity height? (or zero for that matter)

Was this "exciting new feature" future proofing the software for when we all have flying cars that can go to the moon ?

or the Windows 95 floppy disk install.... 30 id I think ...

Re: Not that easy

Not really - I have two in the garage.

Halo halo halo

"Cortana .. powered by Bing.."

No wonder she is going mad at the start of Halo 4 ...