* Posts by chris 130

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Ofcom imposes new rules on silent callers

chris 130
Grenade

Pls invent an automated gooley kicker

Pls invent an automated gooley kicker

This should be desk mounted and any calls to unlisted or opt-out numbers activates it + any calls not answered in 1 second.

I would like the option to have a user code to kick the goolies of these cretins regardless as I hate them with a vengeance, get a proper job!

EU sues UK.gov over Phorm trials

chris 130
Grenade

Huzzah

Turn the nuts screws and expose the nasty little Phormers

Virgin Media introduces P2P throttling

chris 130
Alert

Truly

you can still download your Pr0n as before, no restrictions then!

chris 130
Flame

RIP BBC and Sky Players then

I may not have got the term right, cos' I have never used them and have no intention of using them; but they are effectively dying.

Google data center links shot down by 'bored' riflemen

chris 130
Alert

Bloody yanks with guns story

I suppose its better than shooting people

Moses' parting of the Red Sea: New sim explains whole thing

chris 130
Grenade

Of course, all miracles have an explanation

Burning bush, tar deposit and a spark

The ark - a localised flood

Visions of virgins in Caves (RC) - hypothermia induced hallucinations

Virgin Birth - come on, Joseph was a crafty wall climber - story so common in history its legend

Fishes and bread - the crowd had brought their own and passed them back.

Risen at Easter - he wasn't dead yet, crucifixation doesn't kill, exposure does

Any other explanations, submit request in writing.

NOTE, bet editors too scared to publish this.

CIA used 'illegal, inaccurate code to target kill drones'

chris 130
Grenade

NHS has opposite problem

They want to save people with software that doesn't work.

Trained people on Millennium (PAS) and Choose & Book

Absolute crap software, not fir for purpose.

Vacuum-wielding thieves siphon €500,000 from store safes

chris 130
Flame

Must be a Dyson then

cos anyones whos ever bought a real Hoover will know it just ain't possible

Daily Mail savages Data Protection Act over stolen dog

chris 130
Flame

You really think the police would actually do something anyhow?

This is a case of file and forget for Mr Plod; there is zero chance of any action EVER being instigated, hence the tagging by owners.

Personally I agree, the culprit should be visited and any demonstration of guilt should involve the full weight of the law, say picking up litter for a week then let off for good behaviour - the usual.

Facebook on the blink for second time in two days

chris 130
Happy

Huzzah

and yet no-one noticed.........

Microsoft: IE9 will never run on Windows XP

chris 130
Flame

IE 8 doesn't like Win 7 either

When I use IE8 to use MS update, it reports back that the site is only intended for WIndows O/S

and refuses to run.

However I only have and ever had Windows 7

I use Firefox normally - so presume its having a sulk about that.

(MS background update works fine)

ACPO defuses impending photo row with police forces

chris 130
Happy

Cops ever thought of asking nicely?

I would share an image of nasty boys, no problem.

Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn

chris 130
Megaphone

A Playboy subscription does not cost £700

and a dirty DVD is £22.50

so how many did the silly buggers buy?

Greenland ice loss rates 'one-third' of what was thought

chris 130
Megaphone

We Open University Environmental scientists already knew that

But no one listened;

It was on the telly and the BBC news too,

so who's got egg on their face now, eh?

Eh??

Rackspace claims credit for shushing Koran-burning 'pastor'

chris 130
Headmaster

Such a small prick, but a lot of pain caused

I'm nominating this fool for "Prat of the Century"

Nasty little man

World's only real flying car in price hikes, further delays

chris 130
Alert

Whers my jetpack

Tommorows World (BBC) promised me a Jetpack by 2000 AD

Can I have it now please?

Robots capable of 'deceiving humans' built by crazed boffins

chris 130
Grenade

Huzzah, can it now sell Timeshare?

Just what we needed.

Excellent.

BT's onshoring call centres scheme continues

chris 130
Flame

About bleeping time BT

I used it abroad

it was garbage, had to phone in daylight peak to get a brit who solved it instantly.

About bleeping time BT

Energy-saving LEDs 'will not save energy', say boffins

chris 130
Flame

Cannabis multi-storey hydroponic farms

Nick

- don't give the cannabis farms ideas, the only way the fuzz catches them is by watching for high electricity usage.

Oh no, multi-storey hydroponic farms in council houses!

chris 130
Stop

LEDS Bright? Where do you get them from?

I bought 4 LED lamps to replace 4x 50 watt GU10 (240v) bulbs in the kitchen

It was like, well night with a candle and the colour was well dull bluish tinge.

Totally crap - I took them out and went for my my money back.

I'm all for CFL bulbs and installed them before they were popular and cost £15 each in the early 90's

one original still works!

Love the idea of LED's

but need direct replacements for GU10

and so far - rubbish.

Where and and what's the brand name of the miniature suns?

People have no bloody idea about saving energy

chris 130
Megaphone

This, we already know

NOT news

to any scientist.

A day of transatlantic jet planes burning fuel at height over powers any effect that a continent's worth of cars.

Its just the press who are the numbnuts.

MOON SHRINKING FAST - shock NASA discovery

chris 130
Coat

Cheese does this, not news

Exactly what Cheese does.

No surprises here!

UK.gov sticks to IE 6 cos it's more 'cost effective', innit

chris 130
FAIL

NHS has to use IE6

NHS has to use IE6

Why?

BT & Fujitsus NPfIT solution Cerner Millennium will only work with IE6

It also requires the outdated version 3.2 of flash and other ancient add-ins to function.

Why?

The clue is in the name of the software, Millennium.

Seems like we bought old crap for a high price, who'd have thought it?

Rio is also being bought for the South central Region - the latest version?

No, so a lot of the new mobile hardware just won't work.

It beggars belief - but trust me, insider knowledge from the coal face.

End of Microsoft NHS deal means mass deletions

chris 130
Megaphone

MS can suck my .......

Being made redundant from NHS in 2 weeks after 30 years

Taught MS Office to NHS staff for last 5 years.

The bastards owe me, un-install?

They can suck my hairy ......

you know the rest.

Underground tunnel complexes FOUND ON MOON

chris 130
Coat

Proof that the Moon really is cheese

Seems like the theory that the moon is in fact cheese has now been proven beyond reasonable doubt.

Its a no brainer.

Apple reckons light shines between iPhone customers' ears

chris 130
FAIL

Looney Alert

and how exactly did they road test the prototypes....?

Googlegate: Mapping a scandal of global proportions

chris 130
Flame

Proof of Alien existance

Google have mapped my road.

In one shot there is a strange unknown taxi like vehicle in front of my house, in the next and previous pics, its gone!

Seeing how the Google car was in constant motion and travelling within legal limits, the appearance of this Taxi thus proves that Aliens have visited my house.

What???

It was good enough for the scriptures, good enough for me.

Vatican orders Catholics to watch the Blues Brothers

chris 130
Flame

Mission from God

Only catholics can be truly on a mission from God of course.

Me?

I can't be arsed

Doctors call for NHS Direct review

chris 130
Grenade

"Time to bin Consultants" -Contextual mistake-you foolish boys!

"Time to bin Consultants"

Chaps - it means a different thing in the NHS, these are the top dog professional medics

not the time wasting overpaid, under-skilled IT types.

Ofcom refuses to bend over smut TV link-links

chris 130
Flame

WTF?

Nuff said

confused article over confused issue

Microsoft Tag emerges from beta

chris 130
Grenade

Creepy Big Bruv stuff

It gave me shivers, no doubt soon to be on all their products too

California's 'Zero Energy House' is actually massive fossil hog

chris 130
Flame

US green as my big hairy arse

Message to the Yankees:

**** Kyoto ******

Google snubs Labs again with brace of Gmail features

chris 130
Boffin

Drag & drop attachments, Just an upgrade, not lab stuff

As said

Its an improvement on functionality of a core product and not a Labs issue.

ie not an add-in, its part of the core.

I for one am standing up applauding, the boss thinks its for her new daft initiative;

I am a true sneaky bugger!

New road made from pigsh*t in Missouri

chris 130
Badgers

Re-pave the streets of westminster with the stuff

hey

its necessary and entirely appropriate

Herd of sheep, off tits on drugs, savagely Tased

chris 130
Grenade

Compromise, test on Taser management

Best compromise, test it on the Taser HQ management

let the ba$t@rds show confidence in their product and leave the damn sheep alone.

Orange re-bundles broadband

chris 130
Megaphone

Monopoly

BT are becoming a Monopoly player here.

Cry FOUL !!!!

Nuclear synthi-jetfuel plants wanted for US Afghan bases

chris 130
Megaphone

Afghan fuel supplies? Abundance of faeces confirmed

Faeces makes methane, methane runs trucks.

Occams razor methinks.

MSI tells 97,000 customers to 'Read The F***ing Manual'

chris 130
Megaphone

MSI calender to techie for MSI support, RTFM

"posted March 25, and the company's support team now says it was an April Fools' joke."

It seems the idiots at MSI can't use a calender either, RTFM

You pay peanuts; monkeys answer the phone. QED

chris 130
Grenade

picky picky picky

picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky

You get the drift?

Home Secretary swats away calls for Mosquito ban

chris 130
Alert

pass me the Tazor

14 events, cars & houses damaged, assaults and two prosecutions means I want 4 please.

Live where theres a a problem - then lets see if the fuglies still whine to the EEC.

Quote:

"youth dispersal" devices treat young people -as if they were unwanted birds or pests-

I have young daughters, not pests, nor their friends.

Hoodies from the slums down the road are, personally I want a damn Tazor

BT could face criminal case over Phorm trials

chris 130
Flame

Well overdue, read NHS SCR thread & see it in context

When you compare this evil concept with the fuss about the NHS Summary care Record, it shows exactly where the real problems for Privacy exist - commercial greed.

Computer boffin on NHS Spine: Get out while you can

chris 130
Grenade

Please don't come to our Hospital

You're the sort of punter that scares the crap out of us professionals

and the idiot who sues after a problem occurs.

Seen it done it.

chris 130
Flame

SCR runs over the spine

Which shows the report authors ignorance of the subject.

but then the real professionals already know this.

chris 130
Flame

and when you are unconscious?

Good idea but flawed by reality

chris 130
WTF?

Wear an alert bracelet

Obvious is it not

and yes - we do read them!

I assume she has done the most obvious thing on the planet to date?

chris 130
FAIL

Bullcrap

And I actually do know, no urban myths please.

chris 130
Thumb Up

Genius comment

You should record your name and receive the due praise you deserve.

Its a bad system as it is.

if the SCR is not quite right, these fools should be working to fix it; not run public scare stories.

chris 130
Grenade

So, got a better idea? Fax? Idiot !

At the moment staff have to use Fax over POTS

and I've had stuff for A&E on our machine by mistake and the number is quite different, luckily we are NHS.

But it shows how insecure and crap the Fax service is, plus someone has to be there at the other end and unclip notes to fax and it takes f-ing ages.

The critical time for Streptokinase is 40 minutes

(Thats the clot buster drug for strokes)

Guess how many times we miss the target beacuase of a lack of info - it can't be given twice!

Of course when you go on Holiday to Cornwall or in the case of the readership, Blackpool - there is an even more critical issue - they know nothing about you!

So rather than digital dic-heads spouting through their asses about withholding data that is less harmful than the stuff insurance companies hold about you - he suggests what in place?

The FAX

Word of mouth over phone?

WTF?

The answer is to FIX the spine and it might help is no1 dick for brains put his efforts into that scenario instead.

The difference here is - I actually know what I'm taking about as I'm on bothe sides of the problem. Clinical and Technical deployment

chris 130
Flame

Unconscious patient?

Heres your scenario, chest patient on holiday, unconscious.

name in wallet - no medical history.

DISCUSS

Been there, still doing it.

Microsoft slams nails in Windows Vista, XP SP2, 2000

chris 130
FAIL

There will no tears for Vista, anywhere

Vista, no-one will shed a tear.

its gone the same way as millenoium

Both over-hyped and crap on all counts.

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