Posts by Fractured Cell

Whatever happened to the good old fashioned method of writing on your wrist, under your watch?

Kids these days. Pheh.

As if I don't already have a complete fake persona for this kind of idiocy.

Marketeers, say hello to Ivor Pseudonym. Hes honoured to make your acquantaince.

Yes, because American laws really apply outside the US, don't they?

</sarcasm>

Probably built in someones shed.

Is it just me, or is the CSF2 held together with that old stalwart of British engineering -- string?

Ahahahahahahahahahahahah...

That is all.

It has begun.

"Do no evil" has morphed into "Do evil, but only surreptitiously".

We all knew this day would come.

Pathetic Meatbags!

You cannot stop Judgement Day!

You can only postpone it!

*Climbs into bunker*

Yeah right...

"PayPal has shut the account WikiLeaks used to take donations, saying that the site violated its terms of service."

"Amazon claims its decision was not in response to a government inquiry, while EveryDNS said it booted WikiLeaks because of heavy DDoS attacks directed at the site"

*Cough*bullshit*cough*

I am just waiting...

...Waiting, until they find an 'excuse' to 'accidentally' delete their DNS records.

Long Live WikiLeaks!

*puts on sunglasses*

...

YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Initiating Mobile Phone Tracer...

Gold. Pure Gold.

Keep up the work, or I will hunt you down, and turn you into a christmas-themed hat made from simon-skin...

Damn It!

If they get this patent, all my dreams for awesome laptops with touch-screens are going flying out the window.

I just hope the patent troll/hideously-deformed-creature/overweight-american has enough common sense to turn it down.

Who am I kidding, of course they'll approve it. *Mutters, contemplates murder*

Hah!

Im a bumpkin, with broadband (Or so they claim ... 2mbps/20 does not broadband make.)

They even had the cheek to ring up and complain that I was using what I'd payed for!

You just can't win.

We can rebuild it...

We have the technology.

Big Brother is watching from above...

National Geographic, The BBC, CNN, and CCTV will provide coverage of this historic race.

Wait, what?

CCTV? Seriously?

This is my title. Happy now?

"a pledge to delete British data "as soon as reasonably possible"."

As soon as we can get all the useful bits from it.

AAAARGH!

Kill it! Kill it with FIRE!!

OK, So...

I have handled one for a few days, and I /still/ can't work out what it is for.

It is basically a giant iTouch, anything that i can do on it, i can either do on my iTouch, or my laptop. As far as I can see, apple have created a niche for their product where one didnt exist.

How is this possible?

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"a 1 millimeter gap in the interface between the antenna and the boom"

"For heavens sake Smithers, This isn't rocket science, its /brain surgery/!"

Wibbley Wobbley Timey Wimey ... Stuff.

"What this means is that we are using an analogue connection from BT..."

So it'll last about a week before it breaks then?

All i can see happening

here is a series of nasty head injuries.

As soon as the battery gives, so does the gyro, POW - faceplant.

(Speaking from personal experience - even at 7mph onto grass, it hurts like ****)

1. Buy Taurus

2. Flat Battery

3. Head injury

4. ???

5. Profit!