Posts by Mark 140

Spotify

...and yet he has oodles and oodles of albums available on Spotify. Looks like he's not shunned all forms of digital delivery.

Tree story

I was also under the impression that Mr. Newton first started telling that story 20 years after it happened. If this is true, it's quite likely that he got a bit creative with the truth.

Won't someone please think of the taxpayers?

As a taxpayer I wholeheartedly endorse this video. It brightened my day! The officers involved should be given a day off!

Thanks, Old Bill!

"I'm Parcelforce, and excluding Windows 7 support was my idea"

Thanks, first laugh I've had today!

Genius.

So Humax still exist?

I see they have enough time for a press release, but not enough time to respond to my support requests.

Yours, disgusted

I subscribe to The Register but will cancel if the public record is going to be filled with details of multiple female family members servicing the male of the house.

Can it be friday yet? Please?

Hell no part 2

Hell no +1.

Their customer services are terrible. Horrible. I wouldn't use them ever again. When leaving it took more than 20 minutes on the phone to get my PAC.

curtail new technological innovation

Sod off.

Music in public (mobile phones on the bus anyone?) is annoying at best, but this isn't the way to stop it. And as for "curtail new technological innovation" - just sod off. I wouldn't describe anything that could evolve from a musical ringtone as a technological innovation.

"frantic resuscitation attempts"

I assume "frantic resuscitation attempts" involve ripping out the battery and leaving the laptop to dry naturally and not plugging it in and hitting the power button.

Nerd icon for the chap in the data recovery centre that they'll be making a deal with shortly.