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* Posts by Roger Greenwood

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Roger Greenwood

Re: woohoo free ADSL for everyone....

@mad mike You may be right, but many businesses are already on drive by download, although I don't know what the current size threshold is. I do know when you change suppliers they change the meter as they like their own kit (I saw one changed yesterday). Gas supplies are the same.

I also know many (larger) substations already have radio telemetry, usually as a backup to the landline. Easy then to plug in directly to the 400V system, not via the transformers or HV network. I agree that powerline tech is not there yet, but I am sure they are still trying to sort it as people knocking on doors are very expensive. Time will tell.

Roger Greenwood
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Re: woohoo free ADSL for everyone....

"how is the data getting from my house" - try telegraphic communication through the ether (radio). Currently they just drive past. Simples.

Expect future signals via the power lines themselves.

Roger Greenwood
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Re: I'm seriously impressed

Our vacuum pump (3.6kw 3ph.) goes down to 150mBar (abs) and yes you can fry bacon on it once it's been running a while. It doesn't have a sticker though.

Roger Greenwood
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"Office 364"

Does that mean the the system needs a day off once a year?

Roger Greenwood
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"experiencing some market headwinds"

is the phrase of the day.

Roger Greenwood

"90% reduction in the population"

Solution:- close down the health service completely and let nature take it's course. Either that or Soylent Green.

Roger Greenwood
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BTO

Built to order.

Roger Greenwood

Tricky

As we have already used Swiss Cottage once, I believe my only move is an Elsworthy Reversal:-

Chalk Farm

Roger Greenwood
FAIL

"they understand how SMEs work"

really?

no, really? all of them?

Roger Greenwood
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"Should everybody move to the Fens?"

The fens are busy pumping perfectly good water back into the sea otherwise the whole area will flood:-

http://www.mlcpumping.info/

As has been mentioned many times, water is heavy and moving it around costs a lot.

Icon shows pint of water with 5% impurities.

Roger Greenwood

"particularly popular with small business"

I think not. More like have to put up with.

It's not me, it's you - price increases + complicated pricing + BSA = you're dumped.

Roger Greenwood
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1 atmosphere

(about 15 psi) is not a lot of pressure for the seal to withstand. Flat seal would be fine, O-ring better (we use them here for clamping flat things to other flat things, under a vacuum). KISS.

Roger Greenwood

Re: Last time?

"Homage to Catalonia" ?

Roger Greenwood

"Redmond had massively miscalculated "

Were they using excel?

Roger Greenwood
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No mention of Android . . . .

on UK Microsoft Dynamics CRM website. Wonder why that is?

( http://crm.dynamics.com/en-gb/marketing shows windows/blackberry/iphone only)

Roger Greenwood

Re: Problem?

The Scunthorpe problem is still with us:-

"Added: GB4MGY (England)

Name: S####HORPE STEEL CLUB TITANIC MEMORIAL EVENT

Manager: G3RAU

Date: 2012-02-15 12:54:30"

Roger Greenwood
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Re: Pedantry alert

I would also point out that until it has been in a barrel for 3 years it is not even whisky.

ps why do they call it single malt when I only drink them in trebles?

Roger Greenwood
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Re: Original support lifetime.

I bought some new XP pro machines in 2010, can I have support for 5 years please? Thought not. Better get another beer then.

Roger Greenwood
Black Helicopters

It was funny the first time . . .

. . . now just stop it.

(Icon not seen for a while)

Roger Greenwood
FAIL

Visa

Untrusted by me for over a decade.

Roger Greenwood

The DLR has been largely ignored . . .

. . but a Tactical Order of Battle move, at Shadwell, would be a STOB.

Roger Greenwood

Re: why is there an Apple forum?

Surely the best place for an apple is in a pi? (I have one at home right now dreaming of custard).

Roger Greenwood
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Re: Under the covers

and if you put anything other than Microsoft (r) fuel in it coughs and splutters, fuel consumption takes a dive, your boot (trunk) won't open anymore and your passenger seat becomes inaccessible.

Roger Greenwood
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Re: Why not actual satellites?

Exactly - get some cubesats:-

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-17439236

"Beyond the clouds" - sounds much better.

Roger Greenwood

You posted this . . .

16 days too early.

Roger Greenwood
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"how much does a 'load of old bollocks' weigh"

I think that would be about 1 x Steven Fry.

Roger Greenwood

"Region 1429"

Where's that then? Is there a sign? Or maybe a Satnav?

Roger Greenwood

5 why's

Starting with "why did we trust this platform in the first place?"

Roger Greenwood

Re: Self-evident wisdom

"only downside of splitting the functions" - also efficiency losses in conversion.

Roger Greenwood
Go

Q. "what sort of oddball" ?

A. The same ones who assume that all computers are clever and will look after everything for them, as long as they are careful not to let the magic smoke get free.

There are also lots of new new idiots^H^H^H^H consumers being born every single day.

Roger Greenwood

Re: Thanks El Reg

Watt, so soon?

Roger Greenwood
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Clangers!

Roger Greenwood
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Two things

1. Who is paying for thousands of these Hoovers?

2. Why did we not launch our own "Dyson"? (c) (r)

Roger Greenwood
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British Saddleback fuelled and ready to fly

Gloucester old spot providing fighter cover.

Roger Greenwood

". . .often-more-relaxed attitude to . ."

Health & Safety Law is more like it.

Roger Greenwood
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Everybody's so different . . .

. . I haven't changed.

Roger Greenwood

If they want to use ideas from linux . . .

. . a great improvement would be multiple desktops.

<CTRL><ALT><Right Arrow> tabs me around.

Roger Greenwood
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Sheffield has more than a Macdonalds . .

. . . It also has a burger king.

Roger Greenwood
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You can check out any time you like . .

. . . . but you can never leave.

Roger Greenwood
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even better . . .

. . swap them for Facebook shares. What could go wrong?

Roger Greenwood

Or . . .

. . . he could be in a pickle.

Roger Greenwood
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"boss is a cheapstake"

mmmmmm . . . . . Steak.

(Well thats what I read)

Roger Greenwood
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Dixons . .

should offer you, sir, the boss job - you are their only hope.

(My gloucester old spot is fuelled and ready for take off).

Roger Greenwood
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So this is why . .

I can't get my Skydeck - too busy on the NSX.

Roger Greenwood
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Android . .

. . version of x-plane only £1.93 - bargain.

Roger Greenwood
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Tellytubbies phone

That is all.

Roger Greenwood
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Flightgear

Naming it "Flight" puts it just ahead of Flightgear alphabetically. It's ok though, MS will put their name on the front of that and ensure no confusion.

Roger Greenwood
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"donkey's years"

I wonder how many years a donkey actually has? Why not mule, burro or ass years? Where are the vulture standards when you need them?

Roger Greenwood
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Top article - thanks

and from the physics standard model link :-

"I can't remember what they mean anymore, but I can't bear to part with them."

Should be a line from the BOFH about his children.

Roger Greenwood

If the JPL built cars . . .

you couldn't afford one.

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