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21 posts • joined Friday 11th May 2007 00:01 GMT

DiViDeD
Big Brother

Re: That little flashing barcode that used to be in the top right corner of TV programs

No, it was so that regional ITV company technicians could line up their local ads when retransmitting. Channel 4, I believe had a teletext based recording system which allowed compatible VCRs to pause during breaks using those very codes, but it was withdrawn pretty damn quick at the request of <ahem> well, nobody at all, really, C4 simply decided it would be wrong to deprive viewers of the commercials.

DiViDeD
Megaphone

Re: Commercial stations...

I've been timeshifting programs for the specific purpose of skipping ads exer since IQ (that's Sky+ for the Brits) turned up in Oz. Before that I'd simply record stuff on the HDD recorder and start watching 20 minutes in.

Here in Oz we already get the half screen in programme banners advertising programmes you wouldn't watch with a gun to your head, but they're pretty much limited to two broadcast channels at the moment. TBH, they're more irritating than the constant commercial breaks (Channel 9 can get an hour of commercials plus two sports updates into a 90 minute film), precisely because they're so intrusive.

Timeshifting is here to stay, and the industry needs to look for some way to raise revenue other than spamverts, maybe a subscription model.

DiViDeD

Re: Steve Jobs tribute?

Yes, and it was rather tastelessly chronicled in Pirates of Silicon Valley, a must see for anyone a bit hazy on the early life & miracles of St Steve

DiViDeD
Flame

The title is in 2027 and will be along any minute

THAT makes your head hurt? Time to reread 'Rotating Cylinders and the Probability of Global Causation Violation' just to be reminded how far the universe is prepared to go to stop this sort of thing.

Mine's the one with the anti solar flare goggles in the pocket'

Flames for upcoming massive causal violation penalty flare, natch

DiViDeD

Celery? You Sure?

my woman assures me that pineapple juice makes the difference between spit and swallow

DiViDeD
FAIL

The Swedes Can't Charge - They'd look stupid

An EAW is supposed to be issued in cases where charges have been brought or sentence has been passed and the miscreant has fled the country. Assange didn't flee the country - he made sure that Swedish prosecutors had closed the case and let him know he was free to go.

And then you have the charge. This is not rape, this is essentially incondiderate sex. if Assange is found guilty on all counts, he could face a fine of up to 7,500 kronor. Extradition is not seriously considered unless the charges brought against the individual carry a penalty of 3 years or more in proson.

So they can't charge him without being laughed out of court. So why are they making all this fuss? Inquiring minds would like to know.

DiViDeD
WTF?

I'll happily STFU about parenting

.. as soon as parents STFU about how it's *my* responsibility to bring up *their* sprogs.

It's always this way. "It takes a village to rear a child", but doG help the villager who tries to criticise *my* child. Parents want me to simultaneously disrupt my entire life for the sake of 'duh childrynn', and also never even dream about commenting on the kid's behaviour, manners or inappropriate presence at the expensive restaurant/pub/betting office/whatever.

The Intertubes were built by adults FOR adults. Brittneagh and Snotleigh don't belong there. you can keep your playgroups and coffee mornings, we'll take back our pubs, restaurants, betting offices and webs, thanks very much

DiViDeD
Troll

Title? What Title?

on-line Torrents *TOMORROW*? Methinks you have been sleeping. Also, most of them are available as ISOs or lossless FLAC rather than pissy mp3.

Sorry, but ten quidlets for a 45 year old album encoded with the lossiest codec known to man seems like less than a bargain.

<cue series of "I love my MP#! You want lossy, try codec X" posts>

Beatles? Weren't they a popular beat combo around the time of Queen Victoria or something?

DiViDeD
FAIL

This Title is alarmed (well, maybe slightly startled)

Great idea. Take the train. I'll remember that next time I do the London to Stockholm trip.

The train now standing at platform 3 appears to be full of water and drowned commuters.

DiViDeD
Paris Hilton

But if you want a sex scene....

In the game itself, quite early on, you and your mate go round to a drug dealers house to deal out some righteous.

When you walk in, there's a guy on the sofa getting a blow job. I guess that was acceptable to the septics cos she kept her top on?

Paris, because, well, something I wrote up there reminded me of her. Righteous, maybe?

DiViDeD
Coat

O Noes!

"The way some people talk, you'd think the money is sitting in a bank vault on the Moon."

You mean it's not?

OK Ron, you can cancel the getaway rocket. Nigel, you can give your mum her goldfish bowl back.

Bugger! Back to work inna morning then

DiViDeD
Coat

@ Michael C

But it *is* customisable - more so than 2003's menu and toolbars ever were. That's what RibbonX is for.

Blimey! I'm sticking up for MicroSnot. Mine's the one with the little red pills in the pocket. No, just the pills please... NOW!!!

DiViDeD
FAIL

I like kittens - Fluffy clouds are nice too

So our illustrious government has decided to protect Da Chilluns by making sure that nothing gets through to the Grate Aussie Interwebs except tellytubbies and puppies.

In breaking news, dancers in strip clubs will be required to wear greatcoats at all times, pubs will serve nothing but lemonade and chicken nuggets, and TABs (betting shops) will no longer offer the option to bet.

When a child pays my (frankly, bloddy outrageous!) broadband bill, THEN said child can dictate what I get to see on it.

Can we have an icon representing Kevin Rudd being slowly roasted over burning coals? Or a photograph would be better

DiViDeD
Coat

But Shorelee....

If the kids lied about their age, then Sony are NOT holding birthdates.. at least, not the ones belonging to the little tykes themselves?

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DiViDeD
Coat

Geocities? What is this Geocities?

What about Worlds Away, MSN UK's The Village Green, MSN Chatrooms, ICQ, the list goes ever on.

The only difference being that people didn't hype em up to be the next big moneymaker back in those days.

They come, they go. These days they leave a couple of multimillionaire founders behind them

DiViDeD

Joe K,,

....there is a guy at work called Ben D'ovur

Would he have a mate called Phil McCavity?

I'll get me coat

DiViDeD

Are you sure?

"$13 is not 8% of the usa economy"

Dunno, sounds about right to me. Makes the whole of the US worth around $162.50. Tell you what, I'll give you a hundred quid for it, used tenners, and you get to keep the chimp. Can't say fairer than that.

I'll get me coat

DiViDeD

Has he...

"..ever actually killed anyone?"

You need to go back to the early episodes at the University, where oor Simon found raised floors very useful when it came to hiding the bodies of unsuccessful service engineers

DiViDeD

1984? No, I don't think so

1984 was all about a totalitarian society run by a highly intelligent clique. I don't think they had meny 24 year olds pretending to be university dons or robots in the Inner Party.

DiViDeD

Stupid Story, Reg Stoops to nonsense

Shurely the shortest stoop in living memory?

I'll get me coat

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