Genius!

Paris. Simply because she's an expert I'd like to have work me over...

@Typical Swedish lack of humour

You are Danny Wallace AICMFP.

@neb

You are a member of ARRSE AICMFP. Everyone knows it's eggshell.

@TeeCee

"What eventually happened to the bloke I saw commuting this morning on a Honda CBR600*.....................in four inches of snow with more descending."

If this was in Surrey near Epsom, then this is a work colleague of mine. He turned round and got the train.

@ GrahamT

"Every one else in the world refers to Association football as Football/Fussball/ Futball but for one country."

Sorry, you lose the internets. In NZ and Australia, "football" tends to refer to Rugby Union/League or Australian Rules (dependent on which you're in (and which region)). Soccer is still used to refer to Association Football (although not exclusively, I grant - ex-pats tend to use "Football" for Association Football and "Rugby" or "Aussie Rules" otherwise - whereas those born and bred tend to use "Soccer" and "Football" instead)

@ TheOtherMe

"All Blacks - Pah! Watch the Wallabies in full flight that'll get you better value for your 3D experience."

Not if they're playing Wales, you won't.

Cymru am byth!

@Adrian Esdaile

Well done El Reg for provoking the most complete sense of humour failure seen so far in comments!

Erm, Adrian have you read the site in, ooh, the last few years... It hasn't been an out and out IT site for some time, and, in my not so humble opinion, is all the better for it!

We don't WANT one... (and Kipling, as usual, gets it right)

Being British is not about flag-waving for the sake of it; indeed true patriots tend to play their cards close to their chest. Read the "Stalky and Co" episode "The Flag of Their Country" for more information.

@ you suck

WOOOSH!

@Mike Groombridge

Are you THE Mike Groombridge? (Cambridge, early this decade?)

If not; I'll get my coat, it's the dirty flasher mac, with pockets stuffed with bottles of innocent kids' juices...

@Sean Baggaley

But don't hold back; say what you really feel! Mine's the one with some "worthless" degrees in the pocket

not being funny but...

would the Tories or the LibDems actually be any more computer savvy?

WTF?

What's next? Thundercats T-shirts banned because Lion-O has a massive chopper?

Mine's the one with the furry hood...

@ Chris Jones-Gill

Dee-dee-doo.... doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo...

Dee-dee-doo.... doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo...

One word.

Pareidolia.

@Colin

And how many vulns are in FF compared with IE? (PS not a fanboi)

@adnim

"Nothing that you have to say or hear is more important than a life."

Unless you're a leading surgeon giving life-saving remote instructions as you race to the operating theatre on the other side of the country...

@ Pete

"Over here, Gun Control means hitting your target."

Yes. Shame it doesn't mean identifying it as friend or foe first.