@ Brian 6

I'm afraid Martin 19 is correct, The power of Brit and Merkin domestic sockets are limited by the law that say power = Volts * Amps. Merkins have a lower voltage but run more amps to acheve the same power.

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cos you're wrong!

@ Anonymous John

You obviously have never ridden a motorcycle, The brake reflex is to grab the brake wherever it is. You'd be suprised at how quickly you can adapt to a new vehicle configuration.

Damned crafty Germans!

Produce this vehicle now.

@ AC 09:03

To continue your argument what about all those Pedestrians as well. They walk across the road all the time and don't pay a penny in tax or insurance! They don't pay for special measures to protect them or for the inconvienience of stopping ALL the cars while they totter across the road on their stupid "legs".

What I'm trying to say is you really are a dick.......

This is peanuts...

Ditch Trident.

Well done..

to this gang for their disability inclusion program.

Should that be....

Basta la Vista?

How the hell..

do you miss an elephant?

to paraphrase;

"Privacy is an old man's concern" Bitch!

@ AC 13:58

Well said mate, I don't think Mr Lewis will be happy until we all have little fisson reactors in the basement! (The glowing one with the lead lining please)

@ Ian Ferguson

Did you (like me) submit this from your connection at work?

Hur, hur

deeply rooted!!

<Insert bevis and butthead impression here>

flying robotwars

Make them fight for the contract, put it on pay per view and you'll cover the development costs! Unless they join forces, against us......

Reminds me

.. of the old story about British troops using them to protect their machine guns in norway during WWII.

Oh no, nerds with guns!

I for one welcome our speccy overlords!

Green shoots in a brothel?

I'd see a doctor....

Mine's the dirty mac....

P.A.R.I.S.

Perfect for launching paper planes!

The common shag

is of course the correct english name for the cormorant, a bird known for swallowing piscines whole. Only a few letters out!

Paris

Nothing goes down better

Vulture Swallows Fossil Industry Guff

So a group of companies who are heavily invested in fossil fuel power stations brings out a paper slagging off renewables and El Reg swallows it hook, line and stinker. There is a market like this already, it's called Nord Kraft and the scandanavian countries use it to buy and sell electricity. Yes there are times when the price goes negative and there are industries that have sprung up to exploit this,. Yes it had reduced the share of the market for Oil, Coal and Gas fired power stations but only their owners think it's a bad thing. The market is there and it works, this report is just the latest in a long line of attack jobs by those invested in the status quo and should be looked at with more of a sceptical eye than the Reg seems to posess in this field....

Ah the C1..........

All the beauty of German design with the reliability of Italian engineering, how could it have failed?

I hate to bring up charlie chaplin...

but as shocking as this story seems it's no different.

Hamas interogation

I think you'll find most people subjected to one of those admit to being influenced by zionist plots!

PS.

@ Dr Jay

Thank you for making me snort coffee all over my keyboard!