* Posts by Stuart 13

6 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Aug 2009

Ten... Living Room Gadget Treats

Stuart 13
FAIL

Roomba

I've had my Roomba for about 6 years and it's been fantastic...

The last three has seen vastly reduced action as sprog toys to round up before it can go out now, but still been well worth it.

Experts: We're stuck with passwords – and maybe they're best

Stuart 13
Alert

Already removing fingers

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4396831.stm

Stuart 13
Pint

User options

Can I tick the box for "no more cash when pissed"

Hmm, i'de also need the override "Cab fair required, not going back in for another swifty honest guv'"...

Who will rid me of these obsolete PCs?

Stuart 13

Free sky Broad band

OK, they have Sky (and the sports package too) ... even with basic sky they get free broadband...

ok, it's so shite you'll need a month to download that bootleg dvd, but then they'll still be able to sell it down the market... then they can buy that 52" plasma, Xbox and other stuff that they all seem to have,

Microsoft erases Windows 8 optimism

Stuart 13
Badgers

I designed Windows 8

I had this great idea, I was sitting at my desk, just over there and thought drop the flashy bollox and use an interface people can just, you know, use.

Let THEM choose if they want a new "One button dosn't do it all" feature or the old school "File, Edit, View..." where things are where they always were.

British boffin named first ever 'doctor of texting'

Stuart 13
WTF?

Not a Dr of Math obviously

Three years to work out the average number of words in a sample of text?!?

Next time try Total number of words / total number of messages... PHD please!