really
not noticed anything happen here. in fact its working better than ever
Posts by Martyn 4
21 posts • joined Wednesday 26th August 2009 12:51 GMT
is it just me
or does this sound very similar to the plot of the james bond film, tomorrow never dies, where they alter the gps to send a ship of course.
only this time, its being done wiht drones.
Really?
Last time I checked, it translated literally as 'I'm Missing A Screw'
Paris icon for obvious reasons
This sounds like
it was an I-ed
Posted in BOFH: Every silver lining has a cloud
brilliant
Good as ever. I needed that to get through the rest of the day.
@ Steve Davies 3
and the reason these shop assistants use the calculator, is because even though the are capable of working it out, a lot of the customers insist that they cannot possibly have got it right.
Posted in Why did my server just die?
to those saying why windows
Just want to tell you that the checkouts in tesco where you have the operator do the work are mainly running on windows 95. and the stores that have self scan are only just using XP
another place i know of is still using windows 2000 on a til system that was put in this year.
Posted in Queen set to outlaw ID cards today
title - what title?
"Photographs, fingerprints and personal information that were submitted as part of the application process for an ID card will be destroyed within two months
more like
"Photographs, fingerprints and personal information that were submitted as part of the application process for an ID card will be copied to cd and lost within two months
this reminds me of those
syncronise watches and time check moments in some movies
Posted in BOFH: Pain fear games
@ seanj
oh yes, it does still exist.
who the heck wants paintballs anyway, they go everywhere but where your aiming them
Re: Re: Did the prices go..
yes, her tits down made the scales go tits up.
still, nice to see HR are being supportive to her now.
not surprising really
given that the GCSE course focuses on how to do transitions in powerpoint, and move the text about in word, its hardly surprising that people lose interest.
its also a key reason as to why school it technicians find so much crap in those broken down pcs. seeing how many crisp packets you can put in there through its front vent before it breaks is about as exciting as some lessons get. unless someone has found a new proxy that is
Posted in BT layoffs boost profits
@ac 11.01
you dont even need it for 08 numbers
use saynoto0870.com and you can get the geographic number.
and if its a 0800, go to 0800buster and call that way
simples!
the pint? paid for with the savings on those calls
Posted in iPhone thief nabbed by GPS, cops say
gps
it can work both ways. it can help you find somewhere or something or it can help someone/something find you.
black helicopter? yep. to find you
more to the point
what kind of admin would allow users the facility to even be able to use the usb ports of such a machine. allowing removable storage on a critical system is just asking for trouble.
if its not needed for it to work, why the heck is it enabled?
erm... a title?
i thought this is what microsoft had been doing for years
Posted in Satnav pensioner smashes into 1953 Rolls
and in other news
the owner of the only other one left is delighted to hear of its sharp increase in value...
Posted in Sony puts the USB power in your pocket
old tech
the freeloader has been doing this for years now.
and it has the solar panel in addition to a battery pack and being able to provide power at the USB voltage.
mines the one with the freeloader in the pocket
Posted in Google brings @gmail.com back to Blighty
what problems?
been sending and reciveing from @gmail since 2006 now and not had any problems with it at all.
obvious
He also put Morris in touch with a purported ATM thief named Leo, who in reality was an undercover FBI agent.
Great choice of name there. how much more of a hint did he need.
mind you, BBC used sue windle and rob marks and people didnt get it did they.
fail icon, well
Posted in MS phishing filter blacklists everything
another reason
as to why i wont use IE if i can get away with it
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