You realise Office 2007 was available for £30 for students with .ac.uk email addresses and Office 2010 probably won't be any different come September 2010.
that we can show potential muggers what phone we have on us WHEN we get on the bus, as opposed to wasting their time after getting clobbered with a 2x4 only to find a Nokia 2210 with no battery or sim card, 50 yards away from the bus stop.