* Posts by heyrick

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European Parliament votes to screw repair rights in consumer toolkits

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Yup, +1. I clicked on the article to wonder why the EU had managed to mess up so badly.

But, no, the rights were not screwed.

Maybe it's an American thing, like the different interpretations of a movie "bombing" at the box office?

Over a million Neighbourhood Watch members exposed through web app bug

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"endorsed by national and regional local authorities across the UK"

Well, that's the kiss of death, isn't it?

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Just think of it as:

" Quotation begins

" Yup, still quoting

" Still blathering on

" What, is this a filibuster?

" Oh, at last, he's finally shut up. "

Australia secures takedown order for terror videos, which Elon Musk wants to fight

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Re: The problem isn't that Musk isn't wrong in his answer

"However it is not its business to do this to the world."

While I can understand the Australian government's wish to have the videos taken down and the arguments that Australia's jurisdiction ends at its border...

...let's not lose track of the sight that Musk is fighting this using the American "anything goes" approach over a video of a terrorist attack.

What a cunt. This should have been taken down on grounds of decency and a less problematic target chosen.

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"the insult of choice for him is Pedo Guy"

A guy that runs? ;) Where I'm from, that word is written with an extra letter.

"just a generalised insult, and not a specific allegation"

Same with my insult. He might, I don't know and don't care.

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Yup. Using my new found freedom of expression - Musk, you're a wanker of the highest order.

Gone in 35 seconds – the Cybertruck's misbehaving acceleration pedal

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a model supposed to represent the height of luxury and excess

Only so long as it doesn't get wet...?

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Re: Neutral?

Is the accelerator directly connected to the motor, or does it go via some sort of controller unit (can it do cruising where you don't press the accelerator at all?)? If it goes via a controller, then maybe some other inputs can override the accelerator, like pressing on the brakes?

Zilog to end standalone sales of the legendary Z80 CPU

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Perhaps the most peculiar use for a Z80 I've seen...

...is to bolt it to a 24 bit DSP to create a cheap MP3 player. That it actually works, while still being, you know, a Z80, is surely a win for the Z80.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S1_MP3_player

Tesla Cybertruck turns into world's most expensive brick after car wash

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Re: Car wash mode

If it can't handle a car wash, it probably wouldn't cope with the rain around here. It doesn't rain often in this corner of Brittany, but when it does you rapidly understand why the ditches beside the roads are at least half a metre to a metre deep.

Which means it's a bit of a crock of shit given that even the weird little Citroën Ami can cope with our rain.

US Air Force says AI-controlled F-16 fighter jet has been dogfighting with humans

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Yes, this sort of thing was mentioned in an episode of The 3 Body Problem, that the ship commander guy wasn't too enthusiastic about the ship (especially its fuel consumption) and he said if he was in charge he'd not gave made a fancy expensive ship but would have commissioned a load of drones instead.

Makes sense, though. Ships are big, slow, intimidating, and need lots of people to make it work. But it's about fuck all use of your enemy has a couple of hundred self piloting drones with explosives attached. We've seen (in new years light show displays) the sort of control a drone can manage. A bunch of those things weaponised could be extremely damaging if inflicted against an unsuspecting populace. Set it to home in by GPS, fly below anybody's radars, and deploy at the same time, and it'll all be over before anybody knows what "it" even is.

Warships? Fighter jets? What use will they be? Those are things from an era when the enemy was countries. Half the time these days the enemy is an ideology with no geographic boundaries.

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They made a film about this

"Stealth" (2005ish)

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Re: End game?

Because it's not about waging war, it's about making money. Death, destruction, and maimed civilians/infrastructure is just collateral damage.

Some smart meters won't be smart at all once 2/3G networks mothballed

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"Meter communication over the power line is mostly a dead technology"

Rural France would like a word with you.

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Re: So, smart meter joy is continuing

Here in France, EDF (ErDF?) usually supplies the bouncing electrons.

Enedis supplies the network that carries those electrons.

Enedis also supplies the smart meters, but the electricity meters are actually property of the commune, it's the town mayor that is responsible for them. I have no idea why.

The smart meter sends its data to Enedis, who pass it on to the energy supplier (usually EDF) for billing. In this way, it doesn't matter who issues the bill, it's the same meter on the same network.

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Re: So, smart meter joy is continuing

Messing with the data transmission module won't do anything due to two reasons:

The first is that opening the box is a killswitch. I'm not sure how it works, but I believe Enedis need to come and either reprogram or replace the thing. You'll have some explaining to do...

The second is that the remote control is handled by way of carrier signalling. At certain times of the day, people with sensitive eyes might see the lights flicker slightly. EDF puts quite a bit of data on the transmission lines, for load balancing, switching some street lights, changing tariff (like mechanical night rate switches) and, of course, the option to address a meter and reconfigure it exists. I can call Enedis and ask them to change the TIC format (onboard data port), and this will be done via line signalling.

I don't think they're allowed to actually disconnect anybody (unless the law has changed?), but they can bump a customer down to 1KVA if they don't pay the bills. That's enough for a fridge and lights and... not a lot else.

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Re: So, smart meter joy is continuing

Just to drop a random anecdote in here... A long time ago I had an immersion heater installed to give hot water. The guy run the cabling through the loft, down to the meter cupboard, fitted an RCB, and then went to hook it up to the main trip switch.

"Oh my god, which one is live?", he said looking at four chunky wires attached to four equally chunky screw terminals.

"That's neutral, the rest are live so hook up to this and any ONE of these."

He went off for a typically long lunch so I thought I'd double-check his work. Yeah, I don't think a regular immersion heater would last too long pumping 380V through it (though it might take less than five freaking hours [1] to heat the water). I quietly adjusted the connections so it was correct. And, hey, this bloke had pieces of paper to his name and I'm just some random dipshit that played with the user port of a BBC Micro... <sigh>

1 - I want to have it taken out and replaced with something smaller, maybe 50 or 60 litres, but the quotes I've had to do that mean that it's likely to be cheaper to just waste electricity heating too much water for the foreseeable rest of my lifetime... How is it a plumber can earn in a half day changing a water tank (that I'd do myself if I had a clue how to drill into a stone wall) damn near what I earn in a month? Dafuq?

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Re: So, smart meter joy is continuing

I didn't mean "non standard" in the sense of not up to specs, I meant in the sense of not what a typical domestic property contains (so "following the script" will not get them far). As you rightly point out a few messages down, whacking off the mains supply does not make the system "safe" for prodding with a screwdriver and/or fleshy appendages.

It's absolutely not a death threat, quite the opposite in fact, and if they're too bloody stupid to understand that, they're too bloody stupid to go anywhere near your wiring.

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Re: So, smart meter joy is continuing

This is why it is good to record calls. When dealing with idiots like that, switch to speakerphone mode and then run the recorder app on any mobile.

And, personally, I'd escalate a complaint directly to the highest person you can get hold of. It's NOT a death threat to warn them that your situation is non standard and a person used to house installs will probably fuck it up.

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Re: So, smart meter joy is continuing

Funny, other developed countries managed to roll out a change to smart meters. Here in France, we've mostly transitioned to the Linky and while there have been hiccups and tin foil hats, it hasn't been a complete disaster.

Even better, us rural folk (can't speak for the townies) have the meter that communicates around midnight using CPL. This is picked up by a box up the line (about half a kilometre away, still within the 230V/380V section (we're three phase)). This box then uses, I believe, 2G to send the data from each meter. If 2G gets shut down, somebody comes and changes the box. The meters themselves won't notice any change.

Which leads to the obvious question - if the UK meters are directly communicating via the mobile network, why was this not done by way of a plug in module? It's not as if the writing hasn't been on the wall for 2G since forever. Then a technician can just come and swap the board for one that talks 4G (or whatever).

A quarter of 5-7 year olds now use smartphones, says regulator

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Re: How the great rewiring of childhood is causing an epidemic of mental illness

"let mommy check your food is the right temperature"

You're joking, right? Please tell me you're joking.

Oh, Christ, you're not joking, are you?

<cries>

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Re: How the great rewiring of childhood is causing an epidemic of mental illness

Childhood play in the 80s:

What you told your mother: I'll just be over at Darren's

What she told you: Be back for teatime.

What actually happened: You and a few mates and maybe a token girl cycled several miles away, explored an abandoned house, climbed seven trees, swiped some apples from somebody's garden, didn't fall into a lake, made a camp fire (and correctly put it out afterwards), and then all made it back on time so our parents remained blissfully oblivious. We didn't need books or tutorials or risk assessment, we just did shit and, suprise, nobody died and we lived in the moment rather than missing it entirely due to being too busy posting photos of the moment on social media.

Sorry, it's cool to have Netflix and free phone calls wherever and a vast array of information easily available, but I wouldn't change my '80s childhood for anything.

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Re: Do 5 year olds actually "own" anything?

Only once, but you can have a proxy upvote from me.

Your trainee just took down our business and has no idea how or why

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Re: Whoopsie!

"Fortunately, it failed over to the other node"

Which means... nope, totally not a brain fart. You were conducting a resilience test to ensure that the system is working as it is supposed to.

EU tells Meta it can't paywall privacy

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Re: It's Zuckerberg

Problem is, politicians cost less than megafines.

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France, are you listening?

The French data protection outfit (CNIL) said this rancid behaviour was okay, which has led to quite a number of sites saying "allow our eight hundred partners to track you, or cough up".

The massive elephant in the room is that there's actually a third option - refuse cookies, respect non tracking, and serve up non targetted adverts based upon what the site in question is (like cooking stuff at Marmiton might be more relevant than a new sofa...).

But since everybody is a greedy bastard, that option was swept under the carpet and forgotten about.

Devaluing content created by AI is lazy and ignores history

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Devaluing content created by AI is lazy

I beg to differ, and no, it's not an ideology.

For starters, the entire name is a fraud - there is no intelligence in AI. It may be much better at pattern matching than us humans, but sadly there's no understanding. It could make you a picture of $POPSTAR naked because it has ingested enough images to recognise what you meant by $POPSTAR and it has also ingested plenty of images of people in various states of undress. But as can be seen by the fingore, missing/additional limbs, and creepy crazy eyes, it doesn't really know much about human anatomy over and above what it has inferred from pictures. Furthermore, it has no doubt chewed it's way through all sorts of medical textbooks, yet it still had trouble with really rudimentary things like "how many fingers?", not to mention the odd leg sticking out of somebody's head and the like. The textual version of AI is very similar. Close enough to convince if you don't look too hard at the details, but still far from anything truly useful.

The second thing is that AI might have applications...certainly it's useful to have basic "person/object recognition" in a photo editor to remove unwanted people/things from a photo and do an okayish (YMMV) job of filling in the hole...however since it's "the hot new shit" it is being shoehorned into all sorts of places where it's neither necessary nor even appropriate (regard the recent story about the Roku patent for detecting what you're watching to serve up adverts when you pause). The massive concern here that cannot be downplayed is that AI is computationally expensive, so there's a pretty good chance that AI will be brought to mediocre hardware by simply offloading the processing to the cloud. What this means in other words is not only is your gadget's functionality entirely dependent on the availability of the remote service, but - perhaps more importantly - it'll be sending shitloads of data to be processed. A massive invasion of privacy.

And, finally, can we actually put that much trust in the blatherings and creations of machines that managed to get where they are today by industrial scale theft and pillaging of other people's data and information, sucking up god knows what along the way.

AI is today's big whoop. That's why we keep having endless stories about it. And, to be fair, it is a pretty impressive toy. But a toy none the less. Not the saviour of mankind, nor something that is liable to do much more than eventually mutate into a maybe useful tool (once they start giving a shit about where, exactly, the training input is coming from).

Until that time, treat it with the utmost of scepticism.

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Having tried to fake an image once (pasting myself by a nice lakeside, and doing a far worse job than Kate), to make a believable fake using photo editing software will take effort, and time, and maybe then it will still look naff.

An AI, on the other hand, you write a description of what you want and wait a few moments while it generates an image. If it isn't good, just hit refresh (optionally tweaking the description if it took something a little too literally) and repeat until you have a credible enough picture of the Pope skateboarding...

Novelty flip phone strips out almost every feature possible to be as boring as possible

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Re: Bummer

What stood out for me is the 4G support. It seems quite a few of the basic cheapie phones are 2G...which is fine for texts and calls and no frills, but not quite so fine given that 2G is running out of road.

Hugely expanded Section 702 surveillance powers set for US Senate vote

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Re: Palantir In The NHS???

The problem is, the definition of who is a goodie and who is a baddie changes depending on which way the wind blows. For instance, it seems as if a worrying number of Republicans like Putin (still)...which about seventy odd years ago would have been an abrupt career ender.

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government's snooping powers

Come on EU, wake up. We don't need to wait for Schrems III, just accept that American companies handling EU citizen's data is a complete and total nonstarter.

Change Healthcare’s ransomware attack costs edge toward $1B so far

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financially, the total cost of the cyberattack is estimated to be between $shitloads and $fucktons

No, guys, financially it's the cost of poor security practice that allowed this to happen in the first place.

Tired techie 'fixed' a server, blamed Microsoft, and got away with it

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and everyone blamed Microsoft

To be fair, this was to do with the abomination known as the registry, so it kinda was Microsoft's fault...

Feline firewall woke developer to declaw DDoS disaster

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Re: Vardøgr

"when I have reached for the phone well before it rang. :)"

That's the old GSM/GPRS signal interfering with things. Like "duuuh duh-duh duh-duh duh-duh duuuuh", yes?

I've done the same thing, by hearing that and knowing somebody was in the process of trying to call me.

I think you were hearing this on older phones because 2G uses amplitude modulation for low bandwidth data, like text messages and "are you there?" requests, and that coupled with the frequencies in use would induce interference in unshielded cabling (like to speakers); but this is a dim and distant memory so take with a heft of salt.

Microsoft to use Windows 11 Start menu as a billboard with app ads for Insiders

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what some might see as helpful suggestions

Was this article written by a Microsoft shill? Because that's not how I would describe unwanted advertising...

Open source versus Microsoft: The new rebellion begins

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Re: Goodbye to "Personal" computers

"system compatibility is no longer a issue: at worst, you just select a different supplier."

Far too many English councils would like a word with you...

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Re: I wish them luck

"so if you're banging someone else in the company in a hotel every weekend - your IT department know"

Demonstrate the veracity of that, and suddenly manglement will be very interested in the potential benefits of open source...

US House approves FISA renewal – warrantless surveillance and all

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Re: You asked for it, so here it comes. Step aside if you don’t want nor deserve to be crushed.

"collective madness in support of the constantly misinformed and badly advised and incorrectly rewarded and tolerated"

Well, you've just described most (if not all) first world governments.

Can't even say "Vive la révolution" because there's too much apathy these days. "As long as it doesn't affect me..."

AI spam is winning the battle against search engine quality

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Start by kicking Google. This is a problem largely of their own creation.

Why? Simple. Instead of having websites to provide useful content, or to sell actual things, they slowly turned into sites that used paid embedded advertising for financial support. Is it in any way surprising that a few years later we started to see websites appear whose entire raison d'être was to carry adverts to make the owner money? And now, we're seeing the next logical step, using AI to rip off content to make a site superficially good enough to warrant being found by a Google search, but in reality it exists just to punt adverts to make money.

It's a lot like the adverts in Android apps. Once, you had little embedded adverts at the top or the bottom. Then along came full page adverts. Then full page with video. Then full page with video that can't be skipped until some time has gone. Then full page with time delay video that leads to another full page with a time delay and a static GET button. Just yesterday I saw one for, I think it was Alibaba where the close button was fake as was the "Not interested" button, tapping anything would toss you into the app store.

Google make their money on the adverts and probably count this fakery as a successful click, so they won't give a shit, it's all money to them.

As long as our "guardian of the internet", major mobile OS and browser creator, and prime advert flinger are one and the same, this situation will only get worse. But who has the money and resources to wrestle Android away from Google and try to make a less shitty ecosystem? It's a serious question, because my most recent Xiaomi phone has small amounts of advertising stuffed into the system apps now (like the file manager).

The real scourge is not spam, or AI, it's everybody being beholden to the quick and easy cash offered by embedded adverts. It's that that is shittifying everything.

75% of enterprise coders will use AI helpers by 2028. We didn't say productively

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Re: Maybe for writing tests ?

Wait a decade. We'll be firmly in the GIGO economy and nothing will work (only manglement will not know because the AI that answers the phone won't work either).

You at in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.

Linux Foundation is leading fight against fauxpen source

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Re: It's complicated.

"It was at this precise moment I discovered Linux hasn't supported miracast since whenever."

I'm not a Linux user so no experience, but five seconds of Googlage found me this: https://github.com/albfan/miraclecast

"when I also had to show that LibreOffice can't be opened in PowerPoint"

Can't it save as PowerPoint? That being said, it's not really a surprise that proprietary software uses its own formats and doesn't really want to play well with anything else. In the FOSS world you're playing games in dealing with the closed nature of the contemporaries.

However, it's good to be prepared for such eventualities, as your post indicates (and I trust the IT director appreciated the foresight).

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FUD, glorious FUD

"What does it say for the future of open source if foundations will just take it and give it a home? That is tragic for open source innovation."

Translation: we're okay with pissing off individual developers as there's not much they can do, but foundations scare us because they have resources and sponsors and can hold our feet to the fire.

We never agreed to only buy HP ink, say printer owners

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Two hundred messages later...

...the takeaway seems to be "buy a Brother" (and "don't touch HP").

Anything to add?

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Re: Prevent Ink Cartridge SPYING!

You say joke alert, but give it a few years. They'll squeeze AI in there somewhere, like "because of AI your printer cartridge will know what you're printing and can read what you print".

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Dear HP

This article has been up an hour and a quarter and it's already had 154 comments, many of them less than positive about your business.

Maybe, just maybe, pay attention? Because this isn't the Daily Mail comments section. I wonder how many people participating in this discussion have influence on their company's procurement process?

Once upon a time you were known for solid unkillable printers (I saw a LJ2 that survived the roof caving in on top of it, some light damage that a replacement drum fixed). Now? Well, just read the comments... Where did it all go wrong?

GCC 15 dropping IA64 support is final nail in the coffin for Itanium architecture

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"Having said that, the first iteration of the Itanium really was poor. The 2nd was faster but very complicated."

I can't help but think that natural selection might have played a greater role than articles on a website.

UK county council misses deadline for £7.3M RISE with SAP system launch

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Re: All ERP migrations are complex

No, I meant pretty much what you said - standardised. Which is probably a better word. ;) I meant "centralised" in the context of one spec that works for everybody determined by the government (in an ideal world this would be done competently and not take two decades).

If it's one provider or a dozen, doesn't matter, they follow the spec.

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All ERP migrations are complex

That's because you're pissing away taxpayers money on an unnecessarily custom piece of software to do what you think you need rather than what you actually need...

FFS, there are 317 local authorities in the UK. This sort of thing should be centralised.

Fancy building a replacement for Post Office's disastrous Horizon system?

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Re: I'm surprised

"That's the kind of spineless, venal thing I've come to expect from the management at the Post Office."

As is the NDA. You'd have thought, after what had happened, they'd have wanted to be very open and transparent about the new system and, in particular, it's reliability. This "trust us" shit won't work, they burned that bridge in spectacular style.

MPs ask: Why is it so freakin' hard to get AI giants to pay copyright holders?

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Re: 'AI', another nail in the coffin of copyright?

I didn't downvote, but while copyright is broken and often enforced badly and/or in ridiculous ways...

...it is generally intended that a creator of content is able to have some say in how that content is used and some form of remuneration for their work/creativity. Now, yes, I know the "company" gets the lion's share and the actual creator gets peanuts, I did say it was a bit broken.

But the alternative - give everything to the world for free and have everybody copy it wherever and whenever? The obvious question to that is why the fuck would one choose to do anything creative in that case? For some people it's not a pleasing hobby, it's their livelihood. It's what they do, from the cute girl with the clipboard standing beside the camera to the dude banging out power chords at an insane pace.

I'm not a fan of copyright, but I don't have any ideas for what would work better (other than not allowing corporates to hold on to one idea for a hundred odd years...).