* Posts by A Non e-mouse

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Turns out teaching criminals to write web code keeps them out of prison

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Who'd have thought giving prisoners skills they can use on the outside to help them live and be part of society would have helped reduce re-offending rates?

Sure, prison has to have some element of punishment too - but helping give prisons options that don't revolve around crime are just as important.

Rarest, strangest, form of Windows saved techie from moment of security madness

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Re: What A Waste Of A DEC Alpha ...

We had an early Alpha at Uni. It was screamingly fast compared to the Vaxen and Suns that were the mainstay of University IT. Such a shame HP killed Alpha to save Itanic.

Cisco creates architecture to improve security and sell you new switches

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[Cisco's Gillis] thinks it will also be welcomed in industries like healthcare that can't easily update devices with security vulnerabilities – because they just don't mess with hardware that keeps people alive. Self-updating networks and mitigations that keep those machines safe is Cisco's alternative.

So an industry that doesn't like to change its software often is going to be OK with a network that automagically filters traffic.

Hmmm....

Mega city council's Oracle ERP system still not legally safe, compliant... 2 years after rollout

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Re: Recoup costs?

The problem with that is they did a massive pivot in terms of spec mid contract. I bet the Oracle people were laughing all the way to their paradise islands on hearing that news!

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Re: Realistically what's Plan B?

The problem is that THIS IS the Plan B!

Plan A was to implement Oracle with no customisation. They found they couldn't do that, so they decided to customise the product.

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Once you get a financial system working, you need to perform a no-blame investigation to uncover the truth of what happened.

Once that's out, then you can start looking to apportion blame. Trying to uncover what happened with the aim of finding someone to blame will only result in finding a convenient scape-goat. It won't come close to finding the truth.

Solar eclipse darkened skies, dampened internet traffic

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Re: "Plenty of whom went offline to gawk at the celestial dance"

I saw a partial eclipse in the UK and experienced the same.

Microsoft unbundling Teams is to appease regulators, not give customers a better deal

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Re: speaking as a Linux guy

Microsoft said they dropped Teams on Linux as they had something like 1% of their userbase on Linux and it wasn't worth the effort. As the Teams client is just a web browser (so the desktop experience is much closer to the web interface - they're around 99% the same) MS tell Linux users to just use the web interface.

VMware customer reaction to Broadcom may set the future of software licensing

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It takes time to change infrastructure, so Broadcom may well hit their next targets for the first couple of quarters as customer swallow the biiter pill. The real tell will be in a year or two's time. If revenues are still growing, they've pulled it off. If revenue starts to stagnate or drop, then they lost as customers have bailed.

TSMC boss says one-trillion transistor GPU is possible by early 2030s

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Two minor questions:

1 - Power. How much power are these things going to draw? The current high-end GPUs are taking 1kW. Are we talking 10kW for these beasts?

2 - Cooling. If you're stacking chiplets, how are you going to cool the middle ones?

The Register meets the voice of Siri Down Under

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And also remember that not everyone "reads" a text message but "listens" (think blind/partially sighted people using voice assistants or screen readers)

How a single buck bought bragging rights in the battle to port Windows 95 to NT

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Re: Windoze NEVER worked well.

You wanted stability on the desktop back then, you used a Macintosh

1995 was the era of Classic MacOS 5.

Classic MacOS used co-operative mutlitasking with no memory protection. Just like Windows 3/95/98. And if you used Classic MacOS, you'll be all too familar with the Bomb of death (rather than the Blue Screen Of Death)

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Re: NT 3.51

It took IT and MS years to recover from Win9x which should never have been sold to businesses

A lot of software didn't work on NT4 when it first came out - only Windows 95. Once we could get drivers & software for NT4, it became obvious it was a way more reliable OS than Win95 and we started to move to it. We still stumbled upon the odd piece of software which would only work on Win 95/98, but NT was the future for business.

These 17,000 unpatched Microsoft Exchange servers are a ticking time bomb

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Re: Would You Entrust Mission-Critical Business Systems ...

In my experience, a lot of people setup an Exchange server as they thought it would bolster their IT credibility. But once it was running, they didn't know how to manage it. The instructions and down-time for patching (or worse, upgrades) scare them, so they just leave the server in corner and try to forget about it.

By the time my team come across them, the servers are often in a dire situation and need a serious amount of TLC to stabilise just so we can migrate the user data off.

CEO of UK's National Grid warns of datacenters' thirst for power

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Re: off peak power

what do you do with all that expensive hardware during the time it's not training?

Turn it off. It's not adding any (positive) value to society.

(Do I mean turn it off 24x7? I'll leave you to decide that)

Time to examine the anatomy of the British Library ransomware nightmare

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a critical key aspect of air crash investigations is not to assign blame unless some egregious action has been taken by the airline

I can't speak for the USA based investigations, but in the UK, the air/rail investigation people only perform a no-blame just the facts investigation. If there was loss of life, then the investigators will be shadowed by the police (and others) who will be looking at the possibility of any criminal charges. The air/rail investigation people never perform any prosecution: That is key to why they work so well. They want transport to be safer by learning lessons and making improvements - not by finding someone to blame.

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Not wishing to belittle the pain & suffering endured by postmasters, their friends and family, the Horizon debacle was very different to the UL attack.

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I think you've missed a key aspect of the rail/air investigation authorities in the UK: If there is an incident you have to report it. The authority then undertake a no-blame investigation on what can be learned from the incident and make the report public.

We need more organisations being open about A) Being attacked, and B), how they were hacked.

Until we stop seeing being attacked as something to be swept under the carpet, we can't learn from them.

Over the past couple of years I've come across two attacks: One was handled by the organisation's cyber insures who said "Don't speak to a soul about this or we wash our hands of you" and the other the NCC were involved with who also said "Keep quiet".

Labor watchdog wants SpaceX's gag clauses to disintegrate like its exploding rockets

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Re: "Those would be big no-nos under US law"

You have to remember that America is still a young country. In the UK, we made this mistake of allowing the factory/land owners too much power over the employees centuries ago. We learned from these mistakes.

Britain enters period of mourning as Greggs unable to process payments

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First they came for McDonald's and I did not speak out because I have even worse taste in food

I'd consider Gregg's food to be of a higher quality than Maccy D's.

What strange beauty is this? Microsoft commits to two more non-subscription Office editions

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For consumers: Yes.

For business: No. There are plans which exclude the desktop versions of the apps. E.g. The "Basic" plan listed on Microsoft's site clearly excludes desktop apps.

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For most users, the Office 365 subscription you purchase includes the right to use Word, Excel, etc on your desktop. Some of the low-end non-consumer Office 365 subscriptions only give you access to the browser-only versions of the Office 365 apps - but Microsoft do make it clear which subscription does/does not give you the desktop apps.

Uber Australia to pay $178M to settle cabbies' class action

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ridesharing regulations did not exist anywhere in the world

What's that got to do with the case? Uber are a taxi company, so why are they talking about rideshare?

Oh, you mean Uber are claiming they're a rideshare company not a taxi company? Good job in the UK we have the "duck test".

Voyager 1 starts making sense again after months of babble

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Elsewhere, it was mentioned that the original plan for the Voyager probes was for this grand tour. Then the US Senate cut the funding and the engineers had to sharped their pencils. It's looking like the Voyager probes might outlast the humans who tried to shorten its life.

Third time is almost the charm for SpaceX's Starship

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In the later parts of the stream, the upper stage appeared to be tumbling & disassembling itself. Once it started hitting the atmosphere its disassembling accelerated very rapidly.

Rancher faces prison for trying to breed absolute unit of a sheep

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I'm reminded of the chapter in the Resataurant At The End Of The Universe where Arthur Dent refuses to engage with a sentiant cow which is suggesting the best parts of its body Arthur should eat before the cow goes and humanly kills itself.

Boeing paper trail goes cold over door plug blowout

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Re: "Paper Trail ..."... "..paperwork..."

Are they really building planes in the 21st centuary and using physical paper to track everything? Surely it would all have been computerised decades ago?

Dell exec reveals Nvidia has a 1,000-watt GPU in the works

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Which makes the numbers even worse: 1000A running through a piece of silicon.

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Assuming the cards run at 5V, they're going to be pulling in the region of 200 amps. That's a crazy number. (even with 12V it's still a mind boggling 80 amps)

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Re: Bitcoin mining 2.0?

We've been looking into some local commercial data centres. They're quoting us a maximum power budget of 6kW per rack. I know you wouldn't put these into a normal data centre, but 1kW for just one card is getting rather silly.

HDMI Forum 'blocks AMD open sourcing its 2.1 drivers'

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Re: Always was crap

With USB C monitors available for all that TV/fillum streaming/downloads, who is still going to want an unreliable HDM

My laptop is only three years old and I connect to monitors and docks via its USB-C sockets. I'm now finding that two of the USB-C sockets are becoming unreliable as the strain placed on the tiny connectors is too great. I'm not rough with my equipment.

The batteries on Odysseus, the hero private Moon lander, have run out

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And some jump leads!

Meta kills Facebook News in the US and Australia

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Meta wants to instead "focus our time and resources on things people tell us they want to see more of on the platform, including short form video."

My partner likes viewing Facebook, et al, using it to see what the kids are up to (They've flown the nest) I certainly don't want my partner to see more short form videos. I'm sat watching the telly and I get this stream of noise of videos as they auto-play.

Elon and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad legal week

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Re: Odd, isn't it?

He originally wanted to only use robots in his factories but he found there were lots of jobs that robots couldn't do (or do well) and so he had to employ those pesky meatbags. There were pictures a while ago of lots of robots stacked outside a factory after this failure.

New solvent might end winter charging blues for EV owners

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Lithium is well know for its flamability. And now we're going to add flourine to it. What could possibly go wrong?

Starting over: Rebooting the OS stack for fun and profit

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Re: Y2K times a million

I'm writing this on a computer using an ARM CPU, running an operating system that has been ported across multiple CPU architectures over its life. And that's before we get to Javascript/WASM.

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Re: Dream a Little Dream

Wasn't this the idea of OLE in Windows? You opened your file but it had text which was managed by Word, pictures from Paint, and tables of numbers from Excel. You just clicked on the object and all the menus change to the relavent "application". (I did try this one time but it didn't really work: It was an easy way to briing a PC to its knees)

The self-created risk in Broadcom's big VMware kiss-off

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The core problem isn't virtualisation (as you mention, that's a solved problem.) The real problem is management.

Having a management system that can managed 10s/100s of physical hosts and 1000s of VMs. That's why people paid the VM tax as their management tools were good.

City council megaproject mulls ditching Oracle after budget balloons to £131M

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Re: So whose bright idea was it in the first place?

Agile & Oracle are not usually found in the same sentence.

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Re: Why?

Spend some time in the real world doing a real job.

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Re: What would it cost ...

PFI was never about saving the taxpayer money: It was always about syphoning money into the private sector.

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Re: Why?

There is an element that Oracle should have walked away and said "This will be a disaster and bad PR for us"

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Re: So, continuing the follow-up of the disaster

How long have the consultants been in? Are they not there to try and sort everything out?

A consultant's aim is to look after their pay packet.

I'll leave you all to decide if this is sarcasm or truth....

Australian supercomputer 'Taingiwilta' comes online this year with [REDACTED] inside

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I'm here to announce something. It's big, impressive, important and the people working on it should be proud of their achievements - which they can't mention to anyone.

Thank you for attending. Goodbye.

Vietnam to collect biometrics - even DNA - for new ID cards

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Re: Coming to a govt building near you

"Think of the children!"

Air Canada must pay damages after chatbot lies to grieving passenger about discount

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Corporate lawyers like to write lots of bollocks in their contracts to try to intimidate consumers. But in the UK, as a consumer, you have a lot more legal protection that other parts of the world. e.g. It is impossible to sign away your legal rights - no matter what the scary corporate lawyer claims. And even if you've signed an onerous contract, the court can tear it up if they think it's unfair.

Quarter of polled Americans say they use AI to make them hotter in online dating

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Re: If you’ve fallen as far as using a dating app

If you’ve fallen as far as using a dating app. I’m sorry for you.

You must find it such a chore with people throwning themselves at your feet all the time wanting to shag your brains out thinking you're smartest person on the planet.

Broadcom terminates VMware's free ESXi hypervisor

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One VMware consultant of The Register's acquaintance told us the change means some workloads now appear to be cheaper to run on bare metal than under vSphere

Even before the Broadcom take over, VMware was not cheap(tm).

Elon Musk can't wriggle out of SEC Twitter fraud inquiry

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Re: Huh?

Other commentards have noted that at SpaceX & Tesla the boards work hard to keep Karen away from tthe real action. There's no-one to do that at Twitter.

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Re: Delay, Delay and Deny

Delaying a court case for years is his SOP

To be fair, it's the SOP for anyone rich. They aim to bleed you dry with lots of frivilious legal schenanigans.