* Posts by A Non e-mouse

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Cosmo Communicator: Phone-laptop hybrid is neat, if niche, tilt at portable productivity

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Re: Why are you going with Psion comparisons?

I've used both a Nokia Communicator (Several flavors) and Psion devices (several flavors) It's definitely more like a Psion than a Communicator.

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Mmmm, not seeing a physical keyboard on those devices....?

Iran military manages to keep a straight face while waggling miracle widget that 'can detect coronavirus from 100m away'

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Reminds me of Chemical Ali...

Ex-TalkTalk infosec exec's equal pay and unfair dismissal claims tossed out at tribunal

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Re: "Previously in charge of a £20m project to roll out fibre-optic"...

A project manager paid over £100k to manage a £20m project: Sounds like they were overpaid anyway.

Cloudflare outage caused by techie pulling out the wrong cables

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Re: Surely someone has already invented...

You can get intelligent patch panels and suitable patch cables. They talk to each other via RFID. If you pre-plan your patching the patch panel can tell you where you should be plugging in and indicate if you plug into the wrong socket.

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Re: Data Centre Management

It's an off-the-shelf package - there are several in this area.

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Data Centre Management

We're not the size of Cloudflare, but we use software which tracks every server, switch, patch panel, PDU, cable (data & mains), duct, etc. in our machines rooms. Any scheduled work has to be pre-booked through the software (Which gives you a report on what you're going to do) Any emergency work has to be updated into the software ASAP.

Failure to comply with using the software is quite simple: Everyone gets to take the piss out of you for causing someone else pain. (Yes, I've been on the receiving end) No management intervention required as peer-pressure is a far more effective stick in this situation.

The initial inputing of the data was a tedious piece of work and getting buy-in took some time, but now everyone sees its value. Now, when someone says "What happens if I cut this cable?" you click a button and it immediately tells you what will be affected.

Watch out, everyone, here come the Coronavirus Cops, enjoying their little slice of power way too much

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Lord Sumption

I liked the quote from Lord Sumption (Former Supreme Court Judge):

The tradition of policing in [the UK] is that the police are citizens in uniform. They are not members of a disciplined hierarchy operating just at the government's control.

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Re: Cambridge Police are too busy with serious crime

I went to the Parkside police HQ to report a crime. "Oh, you can't do that here, you have to do it online". I duly went online and filled out the form. They couldn't even be bothered to give me a crime number.

Muppets.

COVID-19 is pretty nasty but maybe this is taking social distancing too far? Universe may not be expanding equally in all directions

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Joke

It's because in the direction of Earth's orbit the Aether is being compressed, so making it denser and harder for the light to travel through and behind the Earth, the Aether is thinner so it's easier for the light to travel through.

SImples.

Microsoft attempts to up its Teams game with new features while locked-down folk flock to rival Zoom... warts and all

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Teams video conference view

Since we rolled out Teams across our organisation we've inundated with requests for Zoom so people can see everyone in a meeting.

We spoke to our Microsoft account team and it was hinted that Microsoft just don't have the compute power to handle more video streams on screen at once at the minute.

Ethernet standards group leaves its name in the dust as it details new 800Gbps spec

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Multiplexing?

So 800Gb ethernet is going to be made up of 8x100Gb ethernet bonded together. And 100Gb ethernet is made of slower speeds bonded together (e.g. 4 x 25Gb/s). So 800Gb could be made up of 32 x 25Gb/s lanes.

Minister slams 5G coronavirus conspiracy theories as 'dangerous nonsense' after phone towers torched in UK

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Facepalm

This stuff isn't new. Power lines, TV transmitters, WiFi, etc.

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Re: 'mobiles off at night'

Did you consider option 3: Throw her out the window?

Google Cloud Engine outage caused by 'large backlog of queued mutations'

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Re: "allow emergency configuration changes without requiring restarts."

Who says these are bare-metal setups? It's more likely that these are all some kind of VM, so expanding memory isn't that hard.

NASA mulls restoring Saturn V to service as SLS delays and costs mount

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Logical

It's the only logical decision. As we, however, know, logic and politics don't mix. Ah well....

Microsoft cops to 775% Azure surge, quotas on resources and 'significant new capacity' coming ASAP

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Re: Teams sizing issues

a typical dual CPU with a decent amount of memory will support 100,000 users

Doing what? Chat? Yeah, that's probably do-able.

What about some of the other toys MS-Teams has: File sharing/syncing, voice calls, video calls, conferencing, etc.

You're not going to get 100,000 video (Or voice) users on that dual CPU box.

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Teams sizing issues

I'm not usually one to stick up for MS (I've sworn at them many times over the years) But the commentards here who are saying "Why don't Microsoft just expand capacity - it's just cloud". Why not consider these minor details called "facts":

Firstly, the number of users of Teams has dobuled in less than three months, from 20 million to 44 million users.

Secondly, the amount of use people are making of Teams is going to be much, much higher. I don't have a figure for this, but let's guess and say it's doubled.

So the number of users have doubled and the usage has, in effect, quadrupled. Running a service at this scale isn't going to be just a couple of virtual machines. So quadrupling the capacity in such a short space of time isn't going to be a trivial exercise. You're also going to be needing more hardware and more bandwidth - the cloud has to run "somewhere".

HPE fixes another SAS SSD death bug: This time, drives will conk out after 40,000 hours of operation

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I was at a recent vendor sales promo (Unfortunately, can't remember who, maybe Netapp?) and they said that when you order discs, the order is fulfilled from multiple batches (& maybe suppliers?) to help reduce this risk.

Memcached has a crash-me bug, but hey, only about 83,000 public-facing servers appear to be running it

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It seems 1.6 is the bleeding edge for Memcached so I'd have thought fewer people would be affected.

Your Agile-built IT platform was 'terrible', Co-Op Insurance chief complained to High Court

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Re: Is this normal in the IT world?

When I worked in a small public sector department, our standard T&Cs always had bits asking about sub-contracting.

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Which is why the CO-OP CEO said they wanted an off-the-shelf product to avoid exactly those issues.

Microsoft Teams usage jumps to 32, no, 44 million as Windows-slinger platform slides onto home workers' PCs

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No options when I right-click the calendar icon in Outlook.

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Re: Free access - with a price

Yes, we will give all of you free access. What we will not tell you is the actual cost

Nor will we give you the tools to extract your data.

Files are easy: Just copy them out (Subject to rate limiting...)

Onenote: "Export as PDF" is MS's answer.

Chats & Posts? Nope. Kiss goodbye to them.

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It's still largely an unholy mix of OneNote, Sharepoint and Lync

And Exchange Online (and Office 365 Groups). e.g. Where do you think all the chat & post messages are stored? Yep, in a mailbox.

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We've been promised [...] more than one window for years in Teams

Not just Teams: Outlook too. I find it such a PITA not to be able to keep my calendar open all the time. I now run a separate app which can talk to Office 365 just to permantly show my calendar on my desktop.

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Re: all the cpu resources

Not just Teams, Onenote & Outlook eat battery on Macs too. I found these apps have the ability to eat the battery of my MBook Pro is under an hour when they're misbehaving. My suspicion is that they don't like it when you move between network connections (e.g Wired & Wirelss)

NASA to launch 247 petabytes of data into AWS – but forgot about eye-watering cloudy egress costs before lift-off

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Re: Just charge the users

Isn't there some rule in America that all research data paid for by the tax payer has to be freely available?

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Re: Just wondering

I've seen numerous reports which say that cloud is great for bursty/on-demand workloads, but for a constant load, on-prem usually works out cheaper.

Eight-core 3.8 GHz CPU. 12 TFLOPS GPU. 1TB NVME SSD. 16GB RAM. Not a half-decent workstation, it's the new Xbox

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Re: But can it run...

Can it run Pong?

It's Baaaaaack (or is it?): Microsoft Teams suffers a Tuesday totter

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Re: Teams is working for us...

It's not as bad for us today as it was yesterday.

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If it's bad now, think what it will be like once America wakes up and joins the party.

IBM veep partly blamed Sopra Steria for collapse of £155m Co-Op Insurance Agile project

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Re: Nice attitude IBM...

How dare the customer expect us to deliver what we contracted to deliver.

Control is only an illusion, no matter what you shove on the Netware share

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I was surprised by this too. I seem to recall there was a standard recipe for having 90% of Windows on a shared drive with a bare minimum on C:

Still hoping to run VMware's ESXi on Arm any time soon? Don't hold your breath – no rush and no commitments

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Re: VMware is diversifying

Er, only in its basic form. If you want to use vCenter, you have to pony up. From https://www.vmware.com/uk/products/vsphere-hypervisor.html

Moving up to a paid vSphere lets you further optimize your IT infrastructure. You'll be able to:

Pool computing and storage resources across multiple physical hosts.

Have centralized management of multiple hosts through VMware vCenter Server.

Deliver improved service levels and operational efficiency.

Perform live migration of virtual machines.

Take advantage of automatic load balancing, business continuity, and advanced backup and restore capabilities for your virtual machines.

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Re: VMware is diversifying

But that then opens a Pandora's box of people purchasing much fewer ESXi licenses. That cut in ESXi licenses could far, far outway any increased vCentre revenue.

UK.gov sits down with mobile big four to formalise plans for rural shared 4G network

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Mobile Openreach

How long before we move to having an Openreach for mobile? It does kind of make sense.

Grab a towel and pour yourself a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster because The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is 42

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Philistine

I think I'm a philistine. I enjoyed the first book (& TV series and film) but I found the later books dull and boring.

MPs to grill Post Office and Fujitsu execs on Horizon IT scandal after workers jailed over accounting errors

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Re: @ If they prove the system is flawed

Just read part of that judgement. Quite an easy read. I especially love para 929:

This approach by the Post Office has amounted, in reality, to bare assertions and denials that ignore what has actually occurred, at least so far as the witnesses called before me in the Horizon Issues trial are concerned. It amounts to the 21st century equivalent of maintaining that the earth is flat.

So the Post Office basically stuck their fingers in their ears and went "La La La, can't hear you" to any suggestions that their system was broken.

Fancy that: Hacking airliner systems doesn't make them magically fall out of the sky

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TL;DR

Pilots initially followed their instruments, but once they suspected they were faulty, they ignored them.

And the problem is...?

Admins beware! Microsoft gives heads-up for 'disruptive' changes to authentication in Office 365 email service

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All services, public cloud or on-prem will have issues. Anyone saying a service will have 100% availability is lying.

My work email has been in Office 365 for several years with no issues that I can remember.

In-depth: Deloitte and accounts expert both cleared what HPE described as 'contrived' Autonomy sales

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Small Fry

The size of this deal (and the others alleged to be dodgy) are tiny with the size of the write-down HPE made on the Autonomy purchase.

Apple drops a bomb on long-life HTTPS certificates: Safari to snub new security certs valid for more than 13 months

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Commercial Products

The problem with this is going to be the commerical products/appliances which use SSL certificates. Many of these don't support Let's Encrypt and the steps for replacing certificates are very manual with no way to automate.

I foresee a world of pain for administrators.

Oracle staff say Larry Ellison's fundraiser for Trump is against 'company ethics' – Oracle, ethics... what dimension have we fallen into?

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Company Vs Personal

Is this Oracle sponsoring this event or Larry personnaly?

If it's Larry perosnnaly sponsoring this event, then what right do Oracle employees have telling him what to do on his day off?

Uncle Sam tells F-35B allies they'll have to fly the things a lot more if they want to help out around South China Sea

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Hey GitLab, the 1970s called and want their sexism back: Saleswomen told to wear short skirts, heels and 'step it up'

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Gene Hunt called...

...He wants his bigotry back.

Is everything OK over there, Britain? Have you tried turning the UK off and on again? ISPs, financial orgs fall over in Freaky Friday of outages

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This isn't the first time January 31st has happened.

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Back in the days of kilostream & megastream circuits, I discovered most north/south lines went through just one exchange in Birmingham.

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Facepalm

A friend took over the running of a small shop. Their till software & credit card machines all rely on the cloud. I did say that they need to think of what happens when (not if!) their net connection goes down. I did try to explain that the cost of a 2nd net connection would be dwarfed by the loss of income if things went down.

Then things went down.

And they paniced.

And still won't invest in a second 'net conection.

Not call, dude: UK govt says guaranteed surcharge-free EU roaming will end after Brexit transition period. Brits left at the mercy of networks

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Re: Hmmm.

'Competition lowers prices'.

Remind me, how has that worked out...

Just ask all the UK banks who have all set their overdraft interest rates to be 40%.

Great to see the free market working as expected.