* Posts by A Non e-mouse

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Traffic lights worldwide set to change after Swedish engineer saw red over getting a ticket

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Facepalm

At one junction on my commute, a Red traffic light appears to mean "Beware of other people may think they have right of way"

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Re: Show this to the Mexican police

The alternative is to just obey the rules

But the whole point is that the rules are broken.

We're going deeper Underground: Vulture clicks claws over London's hidden tracks

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Re: Worth a visit

..cramped for a lanky bloke like me!

Anyone who is taller than about 5' 6" or wider than a 30" waist will find the carriages snug.

To be fair, though, this railway was never designed to transport humans but letters and parcels, so it's fantastic that they've managed to shoehorn in trains to carry humans.

Conspiracy loons claim victory in Brighton and Hove as council rejects plans to build 5G masts

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Re: Local Authorities

There was one near me where the council said that the supermarket could only be built if the company also paid for a community center.

One top-of-the-range community center duly appeared!

Welcome to the World Of Tomorrow, where fridges suffer certificate errors. Just like everything else

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The connected refrigerator has long been the fever dream of many an IoT enthusiast too-much-money-for-their-own-good idiot.

FTFY

Lies, damn lies, and KPIs: Let's not fix the formula until we have someone else to blame

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Re: Measurable KPIs

Our contracts people love putting KPIs in contracts. The problem is that mot of them are unmeasurable or the sample size is too small to be meaningful.

iTerm2 issues emergency update after MOSS finds a fatal flaw in its terminal code

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Vague Idea

My vague thoughts on the exploit from the linked Github diff in the article:

Terminal applications often update the window title bar with the name of the command being executed. iTerm appears to have been keeping track of its terminal sessions by their name. I'm guessing there was some exploit by abusing this feature.

What's one of the rules of programming? Never trust user supplied input.

Forget Brexit, ignore Trump, write off today: BT's gonna make us all 'realise the potential of tomorrow'

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The 900-strong team of “tech experts “ will be dispatched to people’s homes to help them install or fix their digital stuff

Let's hope they're more helpful then many of BT's current engineers who are only interested in closing* your support call with as little work as possible.

* Note: I didn't say anything about them fixing your problem.

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Re: If Only...

BT re-invented great customer service a long time ago and turned it into something the rest of us thought was a stinking pile of ****

HP to hike upfront price of printer hardware as ink biz growth runs dry

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Re: Deskjet - sold for $1,000, and not subsidised.

If memory serves, inkjet printers were in their infancy back in the 80s. At that time, the main printer technology was dot-matrix, with 24 pin dot-matrix being the expensive pinnacle of the technology.

Oracle demands $12K from network biz that doesn't use its software

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Re: VB, phone home

Some companies have a requirement in their licenses agreement that you have to allow their product to phone home and report usage. Failing to allow the phone home can result in a letter from the vendor demanding more money.

Cassini may be dead – but its data shows basic building blocks of life spewing from Enceladus

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Europea

But what about Europa? Will we be allowed there?

After 72 hours of recurring outages, you'd be forgiven for wanting to slightly tweak the first syllable of Bitbucket

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Re: The "Cloud" is great until it's not

I'm pretty sure on-premise services have problems too. The difference is that the outside world rarely notices when an on-premise system goes off-line.

Outages in public cloud services, by their nature, are, well, more public.

This won't end well. Microsoft's AI boffins unleash a bot that can generate fake comments for news articles

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Re: No thanks, we've already got one...

Amanfrommars's output is far too complex (& almost coherent) for an AI to generate.

Margin mugs: A bank paid how much for a 2m Ethernet cable? WTF!

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3%.... how can you run a business on 3%?

We've got contracts where the supplier margins are quoted as 1%. Clearly the reseller is getting massive kick-backs from the manufacturer.

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IBM aren't the only ones to run that scam. Providing your bit of kit isn't too niche, they won't remember where they installed it so you can easily move it yourself.

I did ask my boss for a cut of the savings, but all I got was a "thanks".

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IMHO, in the public sector, procurement departments are the biggest money wasters. They have no concept of "value for money" or TCO. All they look at is the bottom line. (And that's assuming they're actually looking at the correct bottom line)

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Re: You do notice the cheap cables..

Our rule of thumb at work is a maximum distance of 5m for HDMI. Over that and we use a powered extender.

The D in Systemd is for Directories: Poettering says his creation will phone /home in future

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Re: re: Once desktop processing power became sufficient to crack the encryption

For some reason [print spool folder] was writable by everyone.

Er, and how else are users meant to submit their jobs to the print spooler?

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Re: re: Once desktop processing power became sufficient to crack the encryption

I think these people become so knowledgeable and specialized that their brain can no longer process common sense.

Are you a Nim-by? C-ish language, gentler than Go, friendlier than Rust, reaches version 1.0

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Meh

A bit more detail

In an El Reg article, I would have liked a bit more detail as to what nim brings to the party.

For the curious, there's the obligatory Wikipedia page.

Chef roasted for tech contract with family-separating US immigration, forks up attempt to quash protest

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If the software is open source, what's the point of pulling it from a repository?

Stallman's final interview as FSF president: Last week we quizzed him over Microsoft visit. Now he quits top roles amid rape remarks outcry

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Re: Please don't call them hackers. That's offensive to us hackers.

Back in the day (70s?) there was a clear distinction between a hacker & a cracker. But the mainstream media didn't understand the difference and settled on the word "hacker" for both use cases.

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Re: He should have stuck to what he knows

I saw Stallman give a speech just over a decade ago. Whilst I could agree with some of his points, there were others where I thought he was plain wrong and out of touch with the real world.

His arrogantness, though, totally turned me off from anything I did agree with.

All three of the Insiders on Arm64 can now muck about with Windows Subsystem for Linux 2

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Cortana

...the assistant itself only understands the American version of English language right now.

FTFY

Not so G.fast: Hybrid fibre 'under review' as Openreach remembers it's all about FTTP now

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Step 1

Any new premises: FTTP straight away.

Facebook: Remember how we promised we weren’t tracking your location? Psych! Can't believe you fell for that

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iOS & Location Tracking

I'm a little confused about the new settings in iOS 13. If I start Strava, and then go back to the home screen on the way to access the music app, I get a blue banner saying that Strava is using my location. Is Facebook somehow able to access location without iOS noticing?

Clearly, I don't have Facebook installed on my iPhone..

Bus pass or bus ass? Hackers peeved about public transport claim to have reverse engineered ticket app for free rides

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Headmaster

Free buses

There is no such thing as a free bus. Either the people who user the bus pay for their use, or everyone (regardless of if they use buses or not) pay for the buses via their taxes.

Last one out, hit the lights: UK energy supplier SSE to axe 115 bodies from tech department

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outsourcing appears to have been a false economy

And many suspect that cloud is being used as a cost-cutting measure without truly understanding the costs.

The Tell-Tale Heart! Boffins build an AI that can tell your sex using just your heartbeat

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AI Black Box

This "AI is a black box we don't understand" is a problem that's only going to get worse. Without some basic understanding of what the AI is doing to make its decision, you'll never be sure that it's being sane & sensible and isn't looking at the wrong thing in the training data.

More on that monster Cerebras AI chip, Xilinx touts 'world's largest' FPGA, and more

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Sounds a bit like the transputer from the 80s - but on steroids.

Wait a minute, we're supposed to haggle! ISPs want folk to bargain over broadband

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Big Companies Billing

In my experience the big companies have the worst billing systems going. I suspect that it's due to them having taken over many other companies and had the pain of (trying) to consolidate multiple billing systems and usually failing.

Contractor association blasts UK.gov guidance on hated IR35 tax law's arrival in private sector

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Re: Conflict withe GDPR?

All the data protection laws have said that you can keep information, but the information & the duration you keep it for has to be appropriate. If a government department is saying you need to keep some financial records for X years, then your keeping of those records is lawful under GDPR (and its predecessors)

Moore's Law isn't dead, chip boffin declares – we need it to keep chugging along for the sake of AI

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Re: Oh dear.

Moore's law was an aspiration

No, it was an observation. People then subsequently took it and turned it into an aspiration.

Stuff like sophisticated government spyware is scary and all – but don't forget, a single .wmv file can pwn you via VLC

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Obligatory XKCD

xkcd.com/538/

Police costs for Gatwick drone fiasco double to nearly £900k – and still no one's been charged

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Mushroom

Re: Millions

I feel sorry for the McCanns for loosing a child.

But why should the McCanns get so much police attention when many other families with missing children get much less?

Poor old Jupiter has had a rough childhood after getting a massive hit from a mega-Earth

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Re: Alternative explanation

It all comes down to gravity. For a planet/body to ignite to turn into a star, it's more about the mass & density it has, rather than what it's made up of.

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There was an episode of Dr Who where they went back to the formation of the solar system, opened the Tardis doors and watched the solar system form & develop at high speed.

With all these theories of planetary billiards, I'd love to sit and watch the formation of the solar system. It could be awesome viewing.

Pentagon says ethics complaint against JEDI mega-cloud is a non-issue. Its Time Lords say: That is not logical

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Seen to be fair

When I worked in the Civil Service, we were always told that we had to be seen to be fair. This often meant bending over backwards to avoid any suggestion of bias.

The DoD & Amazon may have been fair & above board (I'm in no position to comment), they have definitely failed the "Seen to be fair" test.

For us, that often meant going back to square one and starting procurement all over again.

Canonical adds ZFS on root as experimental install option in Ubuntu

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Gimp

Re: the Innertubes run mostly on Linux

They're rubber

Did someone say rubber???

US military swoops into DEF CON seeking a few good hackers for debut aviation pwning village

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Facepalm

Management Motivational Techniques

We've got some great hackers on our team and we're proud of them [...] But we may not have the best

That's a great way to support your current team: Yeah, you're OK, but we think we can do better.

Crunch time: It's all fun and video games until you're being pressured into working for free

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Re: How do people with children do it?

I was once asked why I didn't go and work elsewhere as I'd earn a shed load more money. I pointed out that earning lots of money is no good if you're too tired (or dead!) to enjoy it.

Virgin Media's Project Lightning now at 1.8m connections. Just 2.2m to go before year's end, right?

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1Gb+

With gigabit speeds launching this year and much more to come

What consumer products support above 1Gb/s networking?

1Gbps, 4K streaming, buffering a thing of the past – but do Brits really even want full fibre?

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FTTP

I think the big selling point for FTTP is a more reliable service. No more problems with degraded copper joints or problems with being too far away from the exchange.

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Re: Few points

When my cabinet was upgraded to FTTC, I upgraded straight away to the full 80Mb/s service. At first, I was getting 76Mb/s. Now, I'm getting 55Mb/s. I'm guessing the drop is due to more people being on the service.

Side-splitting bulging batts, borked Wi-Fi... So, how's that Surface slab working out for you?

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Re: 1 year warranty? I don't think so...

I've also noticed that John Lewis don't tend to stock the exact same models that other retailers do, so making the price match even harder to achieve.

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Re: 1 year warranty? I don't think so...

I thought Sales of Goods (etc) only applied to purchases by consumers, not business?

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Re: 1 year warranty? I don't think so...

IANAL, but I believe warranties beyond one year are based on a reasonable expectation of the lifetime of the item under normal wear & tear.

i.e. A £2 t-shirt will not be expected to have the same lifetime as say a £1,000 fondleslab.

US court nixes Google's $5.5m court payoff over Safari Workaround – no one affected saw cash

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Re: Good

In how many of these settlements did an affected end user actually get anything?

Neuroscientist used brainhack. It's super effective! Oh, and disturbingly easy

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Re: Let them dopamine themselves to death

I think you underestimate the power of hormones on the brain.