* Posts by A Non e-mouse

3274 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Jan 2010

It's Black Hat and DEF CON in Vegas this week. And yup, you know what that means. Hotel room searches for guns

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Re: Why Las Vageas

Wasn't Canada starting to aim for conferences as they were more friendly and less paranoid than the 'mercins?

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FAIL

Re: Responsive Piety

I thought the media was turning away from naming the perps of these kinds of acts, yet the media was happy to plaster the names from yesterday's incidents everywhere.

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Re: Oh America

Comparing today's Germany to that of half a century ago is not a valid comparison.

Y2K, Windows NT4 Server and Notes. It's a 1990s Who, Me? special

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Re: Naming machines

Naming conventions are a minefield. I prefer to avoid clever or funny names and stick to something bland: HQ-Dell-VMWare-1

Otherwise, when you write up an incident report, you're not going to sound professional when you say "yoda died"

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Facepalm

Re: Even to this day...

And it's a weekend, no-one's in the remote office and that remote office is a five hour drive away.

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Re: Shutting down the wrong server

With those types of servers, there's usually a little pull out tab with the server's serial number on it. (I've seen this on both Dell & HP) I've put the server name there.

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Re: Shutting down the wrong server

Stickers on the front AND the back of the server. When you're around the back of a server rack, all systems look very similar..

OK, Google. We've got just the gesture for you: Hand-tracking Project Soli coming to Pixel 4

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The article over at Ars Technica says Google had to ask the FCC to allow them to use more powerful transmitters.

Satellites with lasers and machine guns coming! China's new plans? Trump's Space Force? Nope, the French

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Recoil

Machine guns in space sounds like a very silly plan to me. Controlling the recoil from the weapon is going to be a challenge.

Alibaba sketches world's 'fastest' 'open-source' RISC-V processor yet: 16 cores, 64-bit, 2.5GHz, 12nm, out-of-order exec

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Re: Right on the expected curve...

The problem with Itanic was that it expected the compiler to work out how to parrallelise the instruction stream. Something which Intel learned the hard way was impossible to do well without real-time feedback.

Boeing's 737 Max woes trigger BEEELLIONS in losses – and that's just for the latest quarter

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Re: Will the 737 MAX ever be safe?

Do you have any links for this? I tried googling but could only come up with links about the engine issue.

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Re: Will the 737 MAX ever be safe?

My understanding was that the computer systems were installed to change the Max 8's handling so that pilots wouldn't need training for a brand new aircraft (Which would cost lots of time & money). Operators would also ask the question: "What do Airbus have in this area?" Not a question Boeing would want their customers to be asking.

A bunch of also-RAN: Vodafone and O2 cosy up to share '5G-active' gear

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Re: It's a strange world

I can see the argument for mobile operators to pool resources for providing the radio infrastructure.

'We've done it, we've wasted further time!' Judge raps HP over Mike Lynch court scrutiny

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(UK) Judges have tended to have an image of an old-fart well out of touch with the real world. This judge sounds like he might have at least one foot planted firmly on the ground.

UK government buys off Serco lawsuit with £10m bung. Whew. Now Capita can start running fire and rescue

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Serco Wins

I wouldn't be surprised if Serco earn more from the £10m pay-off than they would have done under the original contract.

Banks bid legacy tech farewell as they sail to the cloud – but now all that infrastructure is in hands of the big three

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What is cloud?

Cloud can mean one of two things. Firstly it just means running a workload on someone else's computer. Secondly, it could be using someone else's instance of a piece of software.

In both cases, using a cloud service doesn't mean that your service is now more secure that it was when it was on prem.

Cloud is not a universal cure-all. In the right circumstances, it has its place in your IT portfolio.

Oh look. Vodafone has extended its ultrafast 5G network to deliver... Wi-Fi?

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Joke

Re: Has anyone actually checked this?

So is that indoors coverage under the water?

Chrome on, baby, don't fear The Reaper: Plugin sends CPU-hogging browser processes to hell where they belong

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Unhappy

Re: Full fat or skimmed

I still wonder how operating systems have managed to balloon to gigabytes in size.

SpaceX reveals chain of events that caused the unplanned disassembly of Crew Dragon capsule

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Re: That's why we do the test

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled

R. Feynman

Yes, I've been swotting up on court evidence in advance, says Autonomy founder Mike Lynch

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IANAL, but how else can you mount a defense if you're not presented with the evidence before the trial?

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, where to go? Navigation satellite signals flip from degraded to full TITSUP* over span of four days

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Re: "While EGSA scrambles"

Definitely not sunny side up or easy over

UK's North Midlands hospitals IT outage, day 2: All surgery and appointments cancelled

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Re: Cisco?

You have to remember that Cisco sell more than switches nowadays. Servers & services are on their menu nowadays.

$30/month email upstart Superhuman brought low with a blast of privacy Kryptonite

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Paid for email

If you want an email email service which respects your privacy and support by humans, I can recommend Fastmail. Yes, it costs, but the basic tier is only $3 per month.

Disclaimer: I'm a satisfied customer. I receive no kick-backs for promoting them.

Oracle goes on for 50 pages about why it thinks the Pentagon's $10bn JEDI cloud contract stinks

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Re: Maturity Gap

IMHO, the whole Federal Government, nay, politicians everywhere, could use more of a sense of humor.

There was a program a year or two ago which pondered why England/Britain had never really had a bloody revolution like some of our European neighbours. The theory put forward was that as satire and taking the p**s out of those famous or in power was in our blood, the top brass never managed to completely disappear up their own arses here.

Edge-lords crack down on trackers as Microsoft effortlessly kills off PBX phone system, and what's this? Windows Calculator on iOS?

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Fire Alarms

So how have they handled all their fire/intruder/etc., alarm lines? Did they just order a job lot of analogue exchange lines, or something cleverer? If so, what?

UK police want to Airwave hello to some more mobile devices – survey

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Re: "shifts where officers could choose when, and when not, to switch on the cameras"

And what if I'm on a toilet break?

A $4bn biz without a live product just broke the record for the amount paid for a domain name. WTF is going on?

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Facepalm

When I tell people about a product I say "it's available on Amazon". They google Amazon "whatever product" and click a link. Nobody ever types Amazon.com into the address bar and then searches for the product.

I saw someone the other day open IE (which had Bing as its home page) enter "Google" in the Bing search box, then in the Google search box enter the full domain name of the site they wanted.

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It is:

$ dig @1.1.1.1 buttplugs.com

; <<>> DiG 9.10.6 <<>> @1.1.1.1 buttplugs.com

; (1 server found)

;; global options: +cmd

;; Got answer:

;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: NOERROR, id: 12763

;; flags: qr rd ra; QUERY: 1, ANSWER: 1, AUTHORITY: 0, ADDITIONAL: 1

;; OPT PSEUDOSECTION:

; EDNS: version: 0, flags:; udp: 1452

;; QUESTION SECTION:

;buttplugs.com. IN A

;; ANSWER SECTION:

buttplugs.com. 7430 IN A 54.164.83.247

;; Query time: 6 msec

;; SERVER: 1.1.1.1#53(1.1.1.1)

;; WHEN: Fri Jun 21 10:50:32 BST 2019

;; MSG SIZE rcvd: 58

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WTF?

Money, money, money

I read the linked CNBC article about how Block "raised" their $4 billion: They gave away crypto coins in a currency that no-one is using and ultimately got some idiot to value these coins in dollars on the premise that these crypto coins will be valuable in the future.

Who on Earth falls for this bollocks?

Don't panic: Dixons Carphone's share price crashes 30% after statutory losses hit £329m

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Changes in the mobile market

I believe there are two changes in the mobile market that are in effect here.

Firstly, improvements in smart phones have slowed enormously. This means there are fewer "must have" features for people to have. Their current phone is good enough so why buy a new one?

Apple now offer 0% finance on their phones. One of my kids bought a new iPhone from Apple on the 0% finance and the Apple sales droid said that since they started offering 0% finance, sales have increased. With people being able to get 0% finance from Apple, shorter term/more flexible SIM only deals for airtime will be more appealing to people.

UK Home Sec kick-starts US request to extradite ex-WikiLeaker Assange

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Mushroom

Sweden

I'd like to seem him stand trial for the sexual assault charges in Sweden.

It's official! The Register is fake news… according to .uk overlord Nominet. Just a few problems with that claim, though

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Money, money, money.

The domain name business is completely broken. It's sole purpose now is to make money for those who run the service. It has very little to do with providing a service to the users of the internet.

Apple strips clips of WWDC devs booing that $999 monitor stand from the web using copyright claims. Fear not, you can listen again here...

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Facepalm

Streisand Effect

See title.

Musk loves his Starlink sat constellation – but astroboffins are less than dazzled by them

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Re: Far Side of the Moon

Three small problems with that.

1 - Cost

2 - Cost

3 - Cost

Buy, buy this American PCIe, drove my PC on the Wi-Fi so the Wi-Fi would fly

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Bottlenecks

It's all well and good having 128GB/s bandwidth to your NIC or graphics card, but can the rest of your system (e.g. CPU & Memory) actually keep up with data flowing that quickly?

Yeah, you're not having a GSM gateway, Ofcom tells hopeful operators

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Re: You mean, like, Caller ID?

The Police do the same thing which leads to the comical discussion when the Police call me wanting to trace a 999 call from our system:

Police: "Can you trace a call for us please"

Me: "Sure, can you prove you're the Police as it just says number withheld and you could be anyone"

Police: "Mmmmm...."

*Click* *Brrr*

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CLI

I suspect the issue with incorrect CLI with GSM gateways is more the mobile operators not supporting the end user device sending the CLI rather than the gateway not supporting it.

We used to have a GSM gateway but binned it in the end as call costs via SIP carriers dropped through the floor. The lack of Type 5 Presentation Number was another of the nails in the coffin of the gateway.

Gee, SEC, how did that get out?! 'Leaked' Tesla email claims big boost in Model 3 production

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Re: Maths

The great thing about statistics is you can make them say anything.

In this case, both values (10% & 11%) are "right".

Maker of US border's license-plate scanning tech ransacked by hacker, blueprints and files dumped online

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Music Taste

Spicegirls & AC/DC in the same music collection? That's an interesting mix!

Tech giants get antsy in Northern Virginia: Give us renewable power, there's a planet to save... and PR to harvest

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Money Talks

When Google, et al look at where to build their latest bit barns, the headline is often what tax breaks they'll get from the state. Why don't Google, et al, also stipulate that the location has to have a high percentage of renewable energy?

If having these bit barns are so important for the local economy, arm twisting the energy company surely has to be on the cards.

Blockchain is a lot like teen sex: Everybody talks about it, no one has a clue how to do it

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Re: De centralised identity management.

Certainly beats the "can you provide utility bills" ballocks that goes on in the UK.

Shops, etc. are having to change their tune on this as many people now only get, at most, email bills. I'm now getting asked for passport or driving license.

Firefox armagg-add-on: Lapsed security cert kills all browser extensions, from website password managers to ad blockers

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Why so long?

If the issue was "just" an expired certfificate, why did it take so long to roll out a new Firefox version with a new intermediate certificate?

Out-of-office email ping-pong fills server after server over festive break

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Re: Absolutely...

I have found sticking with my lifelong dual strategies of "let's all be honest" and "can't we all be nice?" usually seems to work surprisingly well.

That works for me too. If you've f**ked up and you go to your co-workers and say "I've f**ked up, can you help me out" they're more likely to be willing to help than if you shit on them at every turn.

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Never trust a CV

Many years ago, I learned not to trust CVs. An interview and a test are required for anyone wanting a technical role with me. It catches out the BSs every time.

Ok Google, please ignore this free tax filing code so we can keep on screwing America

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Re: El Reg should help here

There's a link near the bottom to an IRS site which lists free products.

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Re: Turbo-Tax and H&R Block

As the article mentions, the corporate section has lots more money to spend on lawyers than the IRS. Members of congress are also prone to being "bought" by companies to push their own agenda.

It's amazing that anything in favour of the little person ever gets done in American politics.

Internet industry freaks out over proposed unlimited price hikes on .org domain names

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Protection Racket

It seems that ICANN are turning domain names into a protection/extortion racket.

"Say, that's a nice domain name you've got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it. Pay us an extra few bucks a month and we'll let you carry on using it."

This is where a government body should step in and ensure customers aren't being screwed.

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Re: Domain names are all pointless

Er, isn't that called "Google"* ?

* Other search engines are available.

President Trump sits down with Twitter boss for crunch talks: Why am I losing followers?

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Re: I do not now have ...

I use Twitter to follow select companies/organizations to keep up with what they're doing.

e.g. All my local Parkruns.

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it's common knowledge that the number of Twitter followers a person amasses is directly proportionate to how cool and well-liked they are

I have zero followers on Twitter. I think that says all you need to know about me.