* Posts by A Non e-mouse

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Hacking charge dropped against Nova Scotia teen who slurped public records from the web

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police said that, following nearly a month of investigation

It took them a month to reach that conclusion? WTF were they doing in that time?

NASA demos little nuclear power plant to help find little green men

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Only 10kw?

Is this just a proof of concept as 10kw doesn't sound like much power to me.

NASA dusts off FORTRAN manual, revives 20-year-old data on Ganymede

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Re: tape to cloud?

Ask librarians & archivists about this. It's something they worry about all the time. Just look at the BBC Domesday project. After just a short period of time they were unable to read the discs.

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Keep old drives

Where I work, there's a team who keep one of every type of tape drive they've ever come across. People sometimes laugh at their collection. The people who come along with some ancient tape archive only ever leave with a smile on their face. (And their beer fund severely reduced)

Take-off crash 'n' burn didn't kill the Concorde, it was just too bloody expensive to maintain

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Re: Watch the Channel 5 documentary

I was going to mention that too. One of the points I remembered about that program, was one of the pilots saying that after they did some market research they found that customers didn't actually know how much their ticket cost and so they could increase it and improve their finances.

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Duxford

There's also a (pre-production) Concorde at Duxford. I've been in it and I was surprised at how cramped it was inside.

Windrush immigration papers scandal is a big fat GDPR fail for UK.gov

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Data protection legislation is genuinely a Good ThingTM. But many people use data protection as an excuse for not doing something. Most of the time, when someone says "I can't do that because of data protection" they're usually lying as they haven't the faintest clue about data protection and are just using it as an excuse to hide their laziness or incompetence.

ISO blocks NSA's latest IoT encryption systems amid murky tales of backdoors and bullying

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Re: The ciphers look as if they will remain in the Linux kernel

I'd be interested to see Daniel Bernstein's opinion.

McDonald's tells Atos to burger off: Da da da da da, we're lobbing IT ...

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@Eddy42 Re: Careful where you point blame

In general, you are absolutely correct. However, in my defence, when this problem first started, people in the logistics industry pointed out that DHL had never done food (At anywhere like this scale) before and they'd bid seriously low in order to win the business.

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Speaking of KFC. I was in a KFC the other day and they still don't have their full menu available. I bet DHL are going to be facing a huge compensation claim from KFC...

Tech bribes: What's the WORST one you've ever been offered?

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Re: My Account Manager

We got a new account manager at a reseller. I asked for a quote for some software licenses. The price seemed far too cheap. I went back three times and asked them to check the price. Every time they came back and said the price was correct. In the end, I sent off a PO to them for the quoted price. Thirty minutes later I got a phone call. The account manager had got the price hideously wrong and was told that if I insisted they put the order through, the company would supply at the agreed price but the account manager would get fired on the spot.

I did the honorable thing and asked them to ignore the order and issue me with a fresh quote.

Two's company, Three's unbowed: You Brits will pay more for MMS snaps

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Crazy Prices

How can they justify those costs? On our corporate contract, we getting less than 5ppm to UK numbers (some are even free). How can 3 charge ten times more to a consumer? Surely the monopolies people should be investigating this price gouging?

OK, this time it's for real: The last available IPv4 address block has gone

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Re: It's bad to say....

I don't use them enough so always look them up.

Don't be embarrassed. You have to be regularly dealing in subnet masks to easily switch between /28 and 255.255.255.240 I've seen many network engineers with little crib sheets on the side of their monitors to cross reference between the two formats.

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Re: Compatibility

Hurrah for everyone who found it "simple" to migrate to IPv6. Now kindly share your tutorials rather than sniffing at us old dinosaurs.

To add IPv6 to my Cisco router was a line in the VLAN interface to add the IPv6 Address, plus a few lines to my BGP config to distribute my IPv6 subnets.

On my Ubuntu boxes, it was a small text file (About two or three lines) to add an IPv6 Address.

Windows was a trivial point and click.

The Apache website just required an additional Listen directive.

My web apps (which are fronted by Apache) needed no changes.

Facebook faces foe formation in facial fingering fight

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Re: OH dear....

About time the fines were more than a operating expense.

I heard a story about a public body that signed a contract with a company for the supply of a system. The contract had numerous penalty clauses for delays and inability to meet performance requirements. After several delays and no real sign of the system being able to work, the public sector client looked to invoke the penalty clauses. The supplier said the client was free to invoke them, but if they did, the supplier would be filling for bankruptcy as it could't afford to pay any.

The public body was stuck between a rock and a hard place.

You're a govt official. You accidentally slap personal info on the web. Quick, blame a kid!

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Re: Laws and Lessons

The whole point of the site is to act as a central repository for documents that had already been given out to the public.

All the kid did was iterate and download all the documents that had already been given out to members of the public.

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Someone should make an FoI request to see how many copies of those dodgy documents were downloaded.

Signal app guru Moxie: Facebook is like Exxon. Everyone needs it, everyone despises it

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Re: No, it's not

Calls, texts, letters, and e-mail all cost money, but Facebook is Free.

- Most mobile & landline contracts now have bundled local calls. And for non-local calls, people are using Skype, Facetime, etc.

- Most mobile tariffs have "unlimited*" texts

- Email via GMaill, etc. is free. The only cost is the data that you already use to connect to Facebook.

- I'll give you that letters cost. But how many people actually send hand written letters any more when more instant communication is now available?

*We're all friends here, so we know what this really means.

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In many ways Facebook is [...] this indispensable tool ...

Bollocks.

Pentagon sticks to its guns: Yep, we're going with a single cloud services provider

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Re: Oracle... don't make me laugh

Looking for one vender only, DOES spur competition. The best deal wins

But only for the initial purchase. Once signed, the vendor is more than able to screw the customer with either price increases, huge lags in price decreases or just s**t service.

As for a ten year contract: That's crazy. I'm reluctant to sign five year contracts, let alone a ten year contract. That's a guarantee of getting shafted by the supplier (Unless, of course, brown paper bags, etc...)

Aw, all grown up: Mozilla moves WebAssembly into sparsely furnished Studio apartment

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Re: Hypervisor?

It's turtles all the way down...

European Space Agency squirts a code update at Mars Express orbiter

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Deep space comms

We really need to start investing in generic deep space comms to get data from these remote probes back to Earth in a more organized manner.

I know sending a Tesla rover to a distant planet is far sexy and easier to sell, but it's these kinds of infrastructure items that people like governments need to push through.

Airbus plans beds in passenger plane cargo holds

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Re: "They ship livestock in..." [the cargo hold of aircraft]

What if the cattle herd wandered to one end of the fuselage? Might throw off the balance.

That reminds me of a very nerdy joke one our University lecturers used to like to tell in his Control Systems lectures. The punch line was "The plane crashed because all the poles were in the right hand side of the plane"

A virtual pint for anyone who understands that!

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I thought they only heated the hold if the pilots were told there was livestock in there. I'm sure I've seen reports of little kitty surviving the arctic conditions in the hold when the crew didn't know it was in there.

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I've been very fortunate and I've been upgraded to Economy Plus, Business & First Class. (Not being a frequent flyer, lady luck has most definitely been looking down on me)

Being a six foot chunky monkey, I appreciated the extra room in all the upgrades but all the "posh" stuff in Business & First Class was wasted on me.

Cisco shrinks Tetration for ESX and SaaS

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Cisco & Cloud

I'm surprised Cisco are releasing a new software product and allowing it to be installed on premise. We're constantly being pushed to bin our on-premise Cisco software and move to their cloud offerings.

Fear the Reaper: Man hospitalised after eating red hot chilli pepper

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Re: Don't get it - It's like a competition to see who has the most stupid.

An awful lot of "sports" are basically just that..

I've seen a couple of interviews with pro cyclists. They all say that professional cycling is all about pain endurance: Who can handle the pain the longest? I'd be surprised if many other endurance sports don't have similar characteristics.

UK 'wife'-carrying champion named

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You've obviously never heard of bog snorkeling...

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Re: Where's the IT Angle then?

How delightfully non-PC

If the competition was strictly man carries his own wife, then you may have a point. But the article clearly said:

"Males or females carry a "wife" (who must be at least 18 and can be male or female, and does not actually need to be the carrier's wife)"

So it could be woman carry man, man carry man, etc. Nor do they have to be married, civil partnership or even in a relationship.

There's security – then there's barbed wire-laced pains in the arse

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We're always having arguments with the auditors over this. They seem to be stuck in the last century and believe that forcing users to change their passwords every 30 days is best practice.

*sigh*

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Fit for purpose

Your security people shouldn't just be dictating what users should or should not be doing. They should be engaging with the users and finding out what the users need to do. Then the security people should come up with appropriate security controls and test them with the users.

If you fail to engage with the users, they'll see you as a blockage and try to work around you. Usually resulting in a horrible mess of personal cloud accounts (gmail, dropbox, etc) that central corporate have no knowledge of.

O2 wolfs down entire 4G spectrum as pals fiddle with their shiny 5G band

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Re: Empire

Whilst we're at it, might as well mention that those lovely phone lines that Virgin give you despite not wanting? All run by BT.

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Re: Empire

No. And O2 own less than you think. Their network is outsourced. Their customer services is outsourced. Not much left really.

Facebook tried to access and match medical data – report

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Health care is mighty expensive to deliver

Doubly so in America!

'Every little helps'... unless you want email: Tesco to kill free service

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Re: Damn

Fastmail

Disclaimer: Satisfied paying customer for many years.

2001: A Space Odyssey has haunted pop culture with anxiety about rogue AIs for half a century

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Re: Just a moment... Just a moment...

HAL's core programming was for the accurate and transparent processing of data.

In 2010, we discover that the NSA hid the existence of the Monolith from Bowman & Pool. The scientists were told about the Monolith before being put into hibernation, and HAL was told about it in case the human crew perished so he could carry on on his own. But HAL was instructed not to mention the Monolith to Bowman/Pool.

It was this contradiction of being transparent yet being told to hide something that sent HAL mad.

I seem to recall that as Bowman removes parts of HALs CPU/Memory, he finally reveals the hidden orders about the Monolith.

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Book Vs Film

I saw 2001 when it was first shown on TV back in the 70s. At the time, I didn't understand the ape section at the start, or the last segment when Bowman falls(?) into the Monolith. Many years later, I read the book and then re-watched the film. It then all made sense.

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@A/C Re: Just a moment... Just a moment...

In the original film 2001, no. In the sequel books 2010 & 2061, HAL becomes, like Bowman, ethereal and can talk to the Monolith (Bowman asked his masters, the aliens/Monolith, for a companion and they provided HAL).

Cloudflare touts privacy-friendly 1.1.1.1 public DNS service. Hmm, let's take a closer look at that

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The privacy afforded by Cloudflare's DNS service only blinds ISPs to a small portion of data travelling to and from a device – the DNS query

Er, isn't DNS an unencrypted protocol? So the service provider can just snoop all port 53 traffic.

Uber self-driving car death riddle: Was LIDAR blind spot to blame?

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Re: "...a [Lidar] blind spot low to the ground all around the car."

Near the ground? Like where the pedestrians are?

Let's hope it doesn't encounter a C5.

Gone in 60.121 seconds: Your guide to the pricey new gear Nvidia teased at its annual GPU fest

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Re: I don't know for a fact or even if its happening..

If they were artificially restricting supply, they'd be ramping the price up too.

NASA stalls $8bn James Webb Space Telescope again – this time to 2020

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Re: Long, Not all that pretty, History

One question that's being asked is: Could you put an observatory on the far side of the moon for less money?

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Northrup Grumman

The telescope is being put together by Northrup Grumman

Is this the same Northrup Grumman that put a national security payload on a SpaceX rocket and failed to detach it properly, thereby wasting a few billion dollars in just a few minutes?

Are they the Crapita of the American space industry?

Manchester Arena attack: National Mutual Aid Telephony system failed

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@djstardust Re: Yet again

Yes.

Parents blame brats' slipping school grades on crap internet speeds

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Re: There was no Internet

I get the impressions that today's school children are taught how to pass exams.

Schools are under huge pressure to get good exam results. That's all they care about. Helping children in the real world isn't important.

It's just like the NHS: As soon as league tables were introduced, administrators/managers looked to see what they could do to get the best results for the least effort.

Cash-machine-draining €1bn cybercrime kingpin suspect cuffed by plod

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Re: Seems a bit far fetched

Or setup a religion. At least that way they wouldn't have to launder the money.

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Money Laundering

€1Bn is a lot of money to launder. You're going to need some serious work to clean that amount of money.

Facebook's inflection point: Now everyone knows this greedy mass surveillance operation for what it is

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Re: Other beneficiaries

I knew someone who worked for a small government agency and they said they frequently used social media to track suspects and build a case against them,

F-35B Block 4 software upgrades will cost Britain £345m

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@Alister

The competition which lead to the F35

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The fighter is already expected to be the most expensive military aircraft ever produced

I saw a program on PBS America about the initial competition for the next generation aircraft. The aim was to keep costs low as previous aircraft contract costs had escalated. Nice to see the US Government have got costs under control. Under the control of Lockheed Martin, that is, not the US Government.