* Posts by A Non e-mouse

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US govt talks up $2B X-ray photobooth to check its nuke weapon sims are right

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Demon Core

The El Reg side-bar on the Demon Core incident is a fraction too simple.

The Demon core was two hemispheres of Plutonium. The experiements were to bring the two halves almost together to understand criticality.

Unfortunately, the process for ensuring the two hemispheres remained far enough apart was crude: LIke holding a stick or screwdriver between the two halves.

Guess what? The stick slipped. Twice.

The radiation doses killed some of the people in the room.

Police ignored the laws of datacenter climate control

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A field engineer once told me he got sent to a server at a school. As this was a school, the staff didn't want the pupils playing with the server so they built a little box around it. The engineer opened the box and found that the plastic case for the server had heated enough to soften and had sagged onto the motherboard.

Personnally, I'm suspicious of this: Surely if the box had gotten warm enough to soften the plastic, wouldn't it have gotten hot enough to fry the chips?

City council Oracle megaproject got a code red – and they went live anyway

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Vendor, lie???

Shocked! Shocked I tell you!

I was using a vendor's system for about five years and we decided to go to tender for a replacement as the vendor couldn't provide certain features. We made sure to detail these features as mandatory in tthe tender. Our incumbant bid claiming they could do these missing features. I challenged them on this and they said "Ah, we added those features just now." Bollocks they had. I asked legal about this contradiction and legal said there wasn't anything we could do: We had to believe what they wrote in the contract.

Fortunately the vendor lost the tender due to other flaws in their bid.

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Re: Flip-Flop

I'm gonna say that it's probably management (or the councillors) that flip-flopped. The article says the original plan was to change process to match Oracle. I bet someone got cold feet at trying to push through change (or someone "important" complainted). So they then swapped to hack customise Oracle to match their processes. It's that core change mid project that probably did it in.

It's always the mid-project changes that kill you.

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Re: A drop in the ocean

This is my beef with El Reg's articles on the Birmingham Bungle: They present the story as the failed Oracle implementation has brought down the council. My reading of El Reg's articles are that the failed ERP project is just one piece of the puzzle and not the catalyst. If the ERP project has suceeded would Brum council still have gone backrupt? Yes. The £760 million equal pay claim is gonna be a big part of the failure to balance the books.

Big Brother is coming to a workplace near you, and the privacy regulator wants a word

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Re: "or offsite [...]outside work hours.

I'm going to disagree here.

If I'm using a work supplied device (Laptop, mobile phone, tablet, car, etc) then I think the business is justified in ensuring I'm not misusing the business asset it has given me to perform my duties.

If you're using your personal devices to do work, then you're a muppet.

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And consent is always needed

Oh consent is simple: Either you consent or you don't work for us.

X Social Media sues Twitter 2.0 over alphabet soup branding

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to pay and see no ads

Is that just to see no ads, or for Meta to not scrape and sell my data?

EFF urges Chrome users to get out of the Privacy Sandbox

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Re: Independent

I can sympathise with the intent of Topics. But the only way privacy campaigners will accept it is if it's transparent and not reliant on one company.

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Re: I do not want ads

Give me a choice: Ads or a subscription.

Musk's first year as Twitter's Dear Leader is nigh

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Re: Mastodon remains the most exciting alternative

but does that affect what people, organisations and content are visible to me

Yes it does as your server administrator can block federation with specific servers.

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Elmo's been fixed on "X" for years - since the earliest days of Paypal.

AMD's latest FPGA promises super low latency AI for Flash Boy traders

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However, using machine learning to guide stock purchases isn't always a sure bet

I thought the best method for wining on the stock market was just to purchae into a tracker fund that invested in the top 100 stocks.

Devs learn rival Godot engine in a week to poke fun at Unity

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Sounds like Unity has just fallen over the trust thermocline.

Bids for ISS demolition rights are now open, NASA declares

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Re: A better alternative

The delta-V to push something towards the sun is actually larger than the delta-V to push something out of the solar system.

Rusty revenant Servo returns to render once more

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The HTML/CSS rendering engine ecosystem is far too small, so another one (especially a safer one) is only a good thing.

NASA's Mars Sample Return mission is in danger of never launching

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Re: Space X

deliver on time

Either you missed the </sarcasm> or I want to know what you're smoking/drinking/injecting.

EE touts next-gen broadband Smart Hub with Wi-Fi 7 for 2024

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Unless you're running a fairly closed network environment, QoS is impossible to implement.

Oracle at Europe's largest council didn't foresee bankruptcy

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I'm not trying to defend Oracle, but some of El Reg's headlines give the impression that the Oracle screw-up is the cause of Brum council going bust. I haven't seen any evidence of that yet.

Getting to the bottom of BMW's pay-as-you-toast subscription failure

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Re: Bolted Horses

What bugs me about Sky is that they want you to pay £X per month and still shovel adverts down your throat.

Arm's lawyers want to check assembly expert's book for trademark missteps

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Flame

There's protecting your intellectual property and there's just being an old school dick-head. I don't think it takes much to work out which one that Cambridge company are.

IBM Software tells workers: Get back to the office three days a week

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Re: 80km????

Three and a bit years ago people were already doing this. Smart employers were already offering some kind of flexible working as they saw it made their employees happier and hence more productive.

Lockdown made people realise how unpleasant big commutes were and so people lept at a more flexible working environment.

At our place, I'm hearing stories of people who have moved to be a 5 or 6 hour commute from their new home to the office and are refusing to ever set foot on company premises ever again. If that's part of you working your notice so be it, but as a permanent working arrangement? I'm not so sure.

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Setting organisation wide mandates for how often staff need to be in the office will only breed (more) resentment. As a manager I see the benefits of both working from home and staff coming together in person. For me, different teams come into the office different amounts depending on their needs. Some come into the office almost daily, whereas others come in maybe once every six months.

Flexible working is here to stay. Let's be sensible and let teams and managers decide what works best for them. If a team or person aren't being as productive as you think they should be, then that's a HR matter for the people involved that needs to be addressed.

A corporate edict of "You must be in th office X days out of Y" is pointless. There are only two possible reasons for these edicts:

1 - Stupid top brass

2 - The company has signed expensive leases on offices which they can't get out of and want to see some return on their money.

BMW deems drivers worthy of warmth, ends heated car seat subscription

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It seems VW might be learning/listening as early reviews of the latest ID say it has far more buttons.

Mozilla calls cars from 25 automakers 'data privacy nightmares on wheels'

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Re: A long time ago...

Wendover Productions has a video about how airlines have become banks.

IT needs more brains, so why is it being such a zombie about getting them?

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Qualifications are overated in my opinion.

Show me what you've done. Tell/Show me how you think.

Unfortunately, these are rather nebulous qualities so HR doesn't like them. (If you can tick boxes 1, 2 & 3 you're hired is all that HR are interested in)

Arm wrestles assembly language guru's domains away citing trademark issues

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I'm sure this won't hurt ARM's public image one bit.

Nope, not at all.

Nothing to see here.

Move along please.

US Air Force wants $6B to build 2,000 AI-powered drones

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Re: They are getting part of a clue

Maybe someone needs to send the military's top brass a copy of Arthur C. Clarke's "Superiority" short story.

Dropbox limits ‘all the storage you need’ unlimited plan, blames abusive users

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I've seen both Dell & Cisco servers with SD cards inside them - usually two in a mirrored configuration.

They usually use the SD card as the O/S boot device as ESXi isn't a storage hog for nor does it require high performance. (The shared storage the VMs sit on however, is a very different kettle of fish)

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WTF?

110GB ISO? What media is that for?

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Re: the company saw more of this abusive behavior

This is, however, why I tend to be a bit nervous about unlimited packages.

In my day job, I refuse to purchase services with "unlimited" in the sepcification. I always push our lawyers to replace "unlimited" with an explicit number in the contract. My lawyer loves me for it, but it always blows the minds of the sale droid desperate for their commission.

China's top EV battery maker announced a breakthrough, but top boffin isn't convinced

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Re: Charger power rating

Most people charging at home will only be topping the battery up.

Most of my charging is at home at less than 10p/kWh. My parents do most of their charging at home too. (Lucky buggers have solar so it's "free")

I feel that destination charging is the way to go as it's much cheaper than the public high power chargers.

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Re: Charging is only part of the equation

I saw a program the other day where a new charging station actually had its own batteries to smooth out the load on the grid.

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I've heard that Tesla have a rule that if you don't move your car within something like 10 minutes of your charge completing, you start getting fined.

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J.D. Power, also cite a lack of charging infrastructure and price as factors influencing purchasing decisions.

I own an electric car. Whilst the amount of chargers and their prices are issues, they're not the number 1 problem for an electric car driver. It's the availability/reliability of chargers that's my biggest worry on longer journeys.

If I can guarantee getting to a charger and it working and being able to use it in a timely manner (i.e. not having to wait an hour or more before I can plug in) planning longer trips is much less stressful. At the moment, I work on the assumption that my prefered charge point won't be working and plan backup locations.

Some of the newer motorway service stations have large rows of chargers, but some motorway service stations have just two chargers.

NASA still serious about astronauts living it up on Moon space station in 2028

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I seem to recall an annecdote about the Apollo program. During one of the moon landings an astronaught said "Ooh, that's interesting" and completely changed what they were going to do to investigate.

Robots are great at doing what they're told to do. Humans are great at changing plans on the fly.

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Is this really going to happen? The Artemis program only exists to create jobs and keep politicians in power. It's nothing to do with landing humans back on the moon.

Last rites for the UK's Online Safety Bill, an idea too stupid to notice it's dead

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Re: This is government.

You also forgot to add:

Government: We will sack anyone who disagrees with us.

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Re: "Nothing to Hide, Nothing to Fear."

Godwin's Law stikes again.

Cage match: Zuck finally realizes Elon is full of twit

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People also think that big muscles mean you're strong. I've seen plenty of skinny people down the gym lift some seriously impressive weights.

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"While I think it is very unlikely, given our size difference, perhaps you are a modern day Bruce Lee and will somehow win," Musk added.

Whilst size may be an advantage, that is all it is: An advantage. If you have no idea how to fight and are unfit, your smaller, well trained opponent will still cream you.

South Korea's biggest mobile telco says 5G has failed to deliver on its promise

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3G & 4G were noticeable improvements for the end user. I'm not sure 5G is such a game changer. For many use cases 4G is perfectly usable - providing you get a signal. I think the only thing 5G has done for the consumer is get more frequencies which equates to more network capacity. 6G will be a "rinse & repeat" of 5G.

Just as the pace of innovation in smart phones and slowed, so has the pace of mobile network innovation.

Boffins reckon Mars colony could survive with fewer than two dozen people

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Re: Obvious?

But how long would Space Karen last before Karen was asked to step outside...

Florida Man and associates indicted for conspiracy to steal data, software

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Love how you didn't mention the "T" word once in the article. From now on, can we also use the phrase "South-African born spoilt child" instead of the "E" word in El Reg articles?

Lawsuit: We've got the stats to prove Twitter ax fell unfairly on older, female engineers

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The difference in percentages between the groups doesn't seem massive, so I'm surprised they think they have a strong case.

UK voter data within reach of miscreants who hacked Electoral Commission

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Re: Electronic voting

Was the aim to influence voting, or was it to get data on people for other uses?

We'd pay good money to see... oh dear, Elon Musk 'needs an MRI scan'

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Re: hurt his back sumo wrestling on his bday years ago and has been in chronic pain since

With his wealth, if he's been in "chronic pain" he'd be paying for ops to fix it pronto. Ask anyone who's genuinely had chronic pain.

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FAIL

If all he's doing to prep is lifting some weights in the office he's doing it all wrong. First off, he needs to be doing some cardio & strength endurance work. Then he needs to learn how to fight. Without those things he's going to get creamed in seconds.

Fail icon as that's what Elmo is setting himself up for.

One weekend's TwitX chaos brings threats from Japan; indemnity promises for users; prominent account seizures

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Re: Zuck is not holding his breath, apparently

And he's just made the first step in pulling out: theregister.com/2023/08/07/musk_cage_fight_latest

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Re: Zuck is not holding his breath, apparently

TBH, I'm not actually expecting it to happen. Elmo pulling out for some reason is the most likely outcome.