* Posts by phuzz

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Wing Commander III changed how the copy hotkey works in Windows 95

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IIRC the TV series covered the first six books, and the final three books took place ~20 years later, so it made a good place to stop.

Plus, the door is still open for them to do the last three books at some point in the future, and they can keep the same cast looking naturally older.

Your trainee just took down our business and has no idea how or why

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Has an ignorant kid broken your boxes?

Yes. It was me. I was the ignorant kid.

Microsoft to tackle spam by restricting Exchange Online bulk email

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Re: just slapped leg irons on everyone's tenants

Those with a legitimate (?) need to send out bulk emails will either move away from Exchange, or learn to live within its limits.

Most of the small/medium companies I've worked with have used external services for their spam marketing emails, (such as Mailchimp). Usually after a particularly spammy overenthusiastically broad email campaign got the whole company blacklisted.

Funny thing is, I never saw any repercussions for the marketing team, other than a bigger budget...

Zero-day exploited right now in Palo Alto Networks' GlobalProtect gateways

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Does this mean it is the telemetry service that is the attacker's route in?

There doesn't seem to be details yet, but it seems that way.

So there is protection possible that is not on by default?

It's a paid subscription server.

Microsoft gives Hyper-V ceilings a Herculean hike

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Partly I assume this is because Azure is running on HyperV under the hood, but it's also so that in the future when a host server has ten thousand CPU threads and petabytes of memory, it can run piddly little Tb workloads.

Tired techie 'fixed' a server, blamed Microsoft, and got away with it

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dconf already exists.

Microsoft to use Windows 11 Start menu as a billboard with app ads for Insiders

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Re: If you read the Windows EULA carefully, you'll note the words...

I'm not sure if you'd class them as 'adverts', but even a supposedly 'clean' install of Windows has icons for various games and programs (eg Candy Crush, Whatsapp) that aren't installed by default (thank fuck), but the icon links you to their Windows store page. You can delete the icons, but you have to do it manually (although if I had to install Win11 more often I'd think about writing a script to delete them in one go).

It's not a dealbreaker for me, but it is an added annoyance. I'd happily pay for a real 'Pro' version of Windows that didn't install any of this crap in the first place, then Microsoft could reserve ads for the free/'Home' versions if they feel they're hurting for revenue.

Notepad++ dev slams Google-clogging notepad.plus 'parasite'

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Re: Meh

Line numbers. I'm surprised no one else has mentioned them yet, but being able to find line 22, pos 29, quickly saves me a lot of time.

I find the full regex search/replace function saves me a lot of time too

Got an unpatched LG 'smart' television? It could be watching you back

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Does anyone have any recommendations for a new TV that is 'dumb'? It seems like most of them have some kind of 'smart' interface these days.

US Air Force secretary so confident in AI-controlled F-16s, he'll fly in one

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Re: AI flying aircraft with a cockpit?

They need to design a totally new platform for that

Did Lockheed Martin or Boeing write this? Because I'm sure they're already working on their proposals to print money provide the USAF with aircraft that will definitely come in on budget. /s

These are only test aircraft, so it makes sense to use F16s, because the USAF has over a thousand of them sitting in boneyards.

Fancy building a replacement for Post Office's disastrous Horizon system?

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Re: Hang on...

I'm sure Capita will manage just fine.

(ie they'll take as much tax payer money as they can get while leaving a useless mess in return)

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Re: I'm surprised

Or possibly Fujitsu decided that the negative publicity would cost them more than they'd make from the contract.

Either way, if Fujitsu aren't tendering for it, we already know who will get the contract instead: Crapita.

You break it, you ... run away and hope somebody else fixes it

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Re: Have you ever had to use dconf?

A better way to phrase it would be that 'programs have a choice of GUI', so you inevitably end up with bits of Gnome and KDE, and whatever else on a machine, because the authors of different bits of software picked whichever GUI framework they felt like. Anyway, dconf is used by both Mate and Cinnamon, but I don't keep track of what they're based on underneath, providing things work.

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Re: grizzled veteran Windows admin

Have you ever had to use dconf? It's like the Windows Registry, but less well thought out and even more of a pita.

A cheeky intern nearly turned MS-DOS into NSFW-DOS

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You got to see the DOS character set if you ever tried to view a binary file in a text viewer. Or if your floppy disc corrupted and turned your text file into an unreadable mess.

Happy 20th birthday Gmail, you're mostly grown up – now fix the spam

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Re: Experiences differ

Same here. I get maybe one spam email a month that makes it to my inbox, and I can usually guess how they got my email address.

Do not touch that computer. Not even while wearing gloves. It is a biohazard

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You can also get tyres which will emit coloured smoke during a burnout, which is pointless but cool.

Malicious SSH backdoor sneaks into xz, Linux world's data compression library

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Re: Systemd should be in the headline, not `xz` or `liblzma`.

I'll laugh if the reason sshd was being slow, was because this backdoor in xz was fighting for resources with an as-yet unfound backdoor in a different linked library.

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Re: What about the culprit

xz is maintained by one person, whilst being used practically everywhere. A person naming themselves 'Jia Tan' started contributing useful patches, and generally helping out, so the maintainer gradually started trusting them. At some point, whoever was operating the 'Jia Tan' account, slipped this backdoor in as an unrelated change, and it got passed downstream to distros.

So there is definitely a culprit, and it's the person, or persons, behind the Jai Tan account, who deliberately preyed on the overworked maintainer to insert malicious code. Whoever they are, they're clearly skilled at social engineering. There's no way to tell they're a nation-state or just an amateur, but 'Jai Tan' almost certainly isn't their real name.

Windows Format dialog waited decades for UI revamp that never came

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FAT32 did indeed work, but the UEFI refers to it as plain old FAT.

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I went right through the BIOS (UEFI) twice, but couldn't find an online update option (these are brand new Optiplex 7010's). I was surprised, I know HP have one.

I would use the Windows updater, but all the machines are getting Mint, so, USB it is.

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I tried to update the BIOS on a brand new Dell desktop yesterday. It would only load the BIOS image from a FAT formatted USB drive.

Pragmatic Semiconductor opens UK's first 300mm wafer fab in Durham

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300mm?! Those are some chunky transistors!

Joking aside, what sort of level of smallness can this fab reach?

DBA made ten years of data disappear with one misplaced parameter

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Re: "Thankfully [..] there were backups"

"If you can't restore from a backup, then your data isn't backed up", so by testing their restore procedures, Larry was actually helping.

(Tongue partially in cheek, because in my last job, if I had to restore from a backup for someone, I'd also tick off my "tested restores" task for the month)

Ad agency boss owned two Ferraris but wouldn't buy a real server

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It's to show I'm being sarcastic. Think of it as a sort of html tag.

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I'm pretty sure the title of this article should have read "Ad agency boss owned two Ferraris because they wouldn't buy a real server".

You don't get rich by spending money on the little people. (/s)

Intel's $699 Core i9-14900KS turbos to 6.2GHz – assuming you can keep it cool

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Re: 6 gigs

It's the highest frequency (out of the box) CPU ever sold, so by definition everything else must be currently running on 'slower' CPUs.

It's irrelevant though, because AI stuff typically uses GPUs or other dedicated silicon, and cloud servers get their speed from running many (slower) CPUs across many, many, servers. It's like comparing a Bugatti Veyron to a fleet of trucks.

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Re: "...the x86 giant now has a...processor...that it says will do 6.2GHz right out of the box..."

To put it in perspective, a 14900K (6.0GHz) could compress a bunch of files in WinRar in 14.95s, the previous 13900K (5.8GHz) could do it in 15.21 (based on this review). So the 14900KS is probably a similar increase (or decrease I suppose, depending on how you look at it).

I'm not sure I'd could even notice a quarter of a second speed-up. I would probably notice the difference in my electricity bill though.

Font security 'still a Helvetica of a problem' says Australian graphics outfit Canva

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Re: Nomenclature

I saw an email the other week from one of our French customers which started: "Juste un petite follow-up"

Copilot pane as annoying as Clippy may pop up in Windows 11

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Re: Can someone please tell them to stop?

I had a roughly ten minute routine for XP, which took a fresh install to a state that I felt was 'acceptable', disabling animations, un-needed services etc.

Updates are plenty but fans are few in Windows 11 land

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Re: We only just got Windows 10 settled....

Better not move to Ubuntu then. LTS releases only get five years of support.

HDMI Forum 'blocks AMD open sourcing its 2.1 drivers'

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Re: I was amazed…

That was definitely an early advantage for HDMI (just one ,thin, cable between device and screen was a revelation when I first used one), but DisplayPort carries audio too.

Health system network turned out to be a house of cards – Cisco cards, that is

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I had a similar "this should be fine, ohshit" moment, moving power connections on an HP blade enclosure. It could hold up to eight hot-swappable power supplies, this one had six, but IIRC could operate on as few as two with the small number of blades in this particular unit. I'd already moved the power lead of one PSU to a different UPS, so I wasn't expecting anything different when I pulled the kettle lead out of the next one down. Instead there was a click, and the entire blade enclosure powered down, taking with it several important servers. Cue my boss charging into the server room asking what I'd done.

After some testing, it turned out that one of the PSUs seemed ok, right up until it had to draw any significant load, whereupon it would completely fail. If the enclosure had chosen to spread the load onto a different PSU we'd never had noticed, it was just sheer chance it picked the bad one.

Microsoft catches the Wi-Fi 7 wave with Windows 11

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Re: "Applications that struggle with latency [..] will also benefit"

Latency and bandwidth are two different things. The simplistic explanation is that bandwidth is how much data you can transmit/receive at once, latency is the time it takes between you sending a packet, and it reaching it's destination.

Latency is mostly noticeable in online games, or VoIP/video calls. eg when you talk, but it takes a noticeable amount of time before the other person hears you.

(Of course, if you don't have enough bandwidth, your latency is going to go way up, so they are somewhat linked)

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Of course, if it's blocked by walls, you need to have an AP in every room. I've lived plenty of places where the internal walls were as solid as the external ones. (And places where they were just as flimsy).

If we plug this in without telling anyone, nobody will know we caused the outage

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Re: Oh and the smoke

I've seen someone get a DIMM in the wrong way around, but not deterred by the notch being in the wrong place, they managed to jam it in hard enough to engage the latch on both ends.

Kind of impressive in it's own way. IIRC it worked fine once the DIMM had been re-inserted correctly.

Microsoft veteran on how to blue screen your way to better testing

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Re: "PS/2 keyboard support turned up in Windows 2000, USB keyboards were added with Vista in 2007"

Clarification

When I first read the article, it wasn't clear that it was the crash-inducing key combination that was introduced in Win2k (etc.). I used the corrections form, and got a reply from the author, Richard Speed* promising to make it clearer, and then another email from elReg staff also confirming the clarification. The amended article makes it much clearer, always use the Corrections form folks, the take their jobs seriously :)

Sorry for accusing you of being Ai, elReg :(

*name checks out ;)

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Re: "PS/2 keyboard support turned up in Windows 2000, USB keyboards were added with Vista in 2007"

Yep that sounds, well, wrong.

PS/2 keyboards were the norm when Windows 1.0 came out, and definitely worked out of the box with Windows 3. They're still supported on Windows 11, if you happen to have a motherboard that has a PS/2 port.

Win95 could just about handle USB keyboards with additional drivers etc. Win98 was the first version with USB support out of the box. (Although you'd still encounter motherboards which required a PS/2 keyboard to access the BIOS).

Oh, and Hyper-V was first added to Server 2008 and Win8.

Have elReg been letting an AI write articles?

London's famous BT Tower will become a hotel after £275M sale

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Re: Running internal applications and services in the cloud

Most data centres have multiple network and power connections, specifically picked to run nowhere near each other to reduce the chances of one JCB taking out multiple connections.

Of course, you can run applications internally, but most offices don't have redundant power or networking, so all it takes is one JCB to bring everything scratching to a halt.

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Well, it is very thin, so it probably dosn't come with much ground.

Trident missile test a damp squib after rocket goes 'plop,' fails to ignite

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According to The Sun, had this been a real mission rather than a test, the launch would have been successful. The MoD is, unsurprisingly, remaining tightlipped about such matters.

So reading between the lines, they're claiming that when they removed the nuke and replaced it with ballast/telemetry, someone broke the rocket?

LockBit ransomware gang disrupted by global operation

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Good news in there:

The [NCA] has obtained over 1,000 decryption keys and will be contacting UK-based victims in the coming days and weeks to offer support and help them recover encrypted data.

Intuitive Machines IM-1 heading for Moon on SpaceX rocket

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The Nova-C is slightly taller than an old British Police Box

This needs to be added to elReg's list of standard measurements. For spacecraft if nothing else.

Dave's not here, man. But this mind-blowingly huge server just, like, arrived

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Infosys enjoyed a boom in UK government invoices in 2023

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Re: Ethics & Conflict of Interest Training

"Good news! We're not going with Capita!

Instead our new supplier will be Fujitsu."

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Re: Humour

To put that £7M in context, Fujitsu billed for £36M in November 2023 just for their support of the Horizon system.

I can't be bothered to tot it all up myself, but in 2023 Fujitsu likely took at least a billion quid in contracts fro the UK government.

Broadcom terminates VMware's free ESXi hypervisor

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I'm not entirely sure how it works, but apparently you can take out a loan to buy a company, and then make said company liable to pay back that loan. eg

Tesla's Cybertruck may not be so stainless after all

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Re: Musk? Who trusts this guy?

SpaceX won't be the single point of failure for Artemis, NASA has also contracted Blue Origin to develop a lander.

It's a more conventional design, but it's from a company that so far has only launched sub-orbital rockets (and is also owned by a potentially volatile billionaire).

Still, I'm not a US citizen, so it's not my taxes being wasted :)

PiStorm turbocharges vintage Amigas with the Raspberry Pi

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Re: a totally non-Unix-like system

The Amiga had my favourite case sensitivity in it's shell, which was, 'some'.

If you wanted to, you could have FILE and file in the same directory (or any combination of cases)*, but assuming that just File existed, then you could use any combination of case to refer to it and the command line would just interpret what you meant.

* I've yet to find a case when I'd want to have both FILE and file as separate files, but apparently it's important to *nix.

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This looks interesting, it might even prompt me to go find my A1200. The question is, if it's been sat in an attic for twenty years, how likely is it to work?