* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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The next time your program is 'not responding,' (do not) try these steps

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Re: Cynical

More likely..."Top 10 INSANE ways to cure XYZ. Guaranteed!!!!"

That time a techie accidentally improved an airline's productivity

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"and made the mistake of trying to elaborate on what I meant and asked if she'd managed to insert a floppy"

Was it South Africa where a 3.5" floppy disk was known as a stiffie?

46 years after the UN proclaimed the right to join a union, Microsoft sort of agrees

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"but when it comes to how they treat me as an employee, I have no issues at all."

On the other hand, you just specified that you are not in the US. You didn't specify where you are, but there are MS sites in Europe and the UK that are used to working with decent employee rights and/or unions and it likely is quite different to working in the US. How high up the chain you are and what your job is can also make a significant difference. I bet there are very few more than one level above janitorial or post-toom staff who know those guys by name.

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Re: A necessary evil

Yes, there were working hydraulic and steam based machines in ancient times, but they were mere curiosities and gimmicks since it was so much cheaper to use slaves to do work. Whether materials science would have been enough to start a steam revolution back then is another matter.

Engineer sues Amazon for not covering work-from-home internet, electricity bills

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Re: Not slacking

In the UK, there are rules about running a business from home too. I have no real idea about them but ISTR there being some rules regarding proportions of business rates (taxes) on the property used. That may only apply if your running a business from home rather than working for an employer. Maybe someone who knows can comment?

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Some years back, we used to get £10 per month towards having a home internet connection when it wasn't assumed that the vast majority would have one anyway. But eventually, market penetration reached the point where it was assumed most people would have it anyway and it became a taxable benefit and the company stopped the payments.

AFAIK, our company has no process in place for checking on private use of company mobile phones. To this day, I've never owned my own mobile phone. On the other hand, I'm not a dick about using it. Most of my personal calls are to my wife to let her know roughly when I'll be home since the job involves highly variable home arrival times and occasional nights away. I'd class those as work related calls.

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I do like my coffee, but £765 for their cheapest one is bit outside what I'd be prepared to pay, no matter how good it is. But for those who buy their branded cardboard cup of coffee on the way to work could be saving money within a couple years, including the cost of the insulated, lidded travel mug :-)

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Nice! Other, less civic minded people might have chosen a similar route but sold them instead.

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"any sort of season ticket is only really worth if if you're doing ~5 days"

With all sorts of electronic ticking systems around these days, it can't be beyond the wit or ability of the transport networks to sell bulk journeys instead of blanket season tickets. Why buy a year of unlimited use on a specific journey when they could just as easily sell you 100 or 200 journeys? With hybrid WFH, there's a market for this. Same should apply to toll roads/bridges/tunnels and low emission charging zones.

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Re: Can of worms

"but I'll be working downstairs, and the router is upstairs. Damn!"

Ok, so for work related reason you went upstairs to reboot the router. How are you planning on getting back to your desk without going down the stairs? Have installed a firemans pole or something? :-)

Tim Hortons collected location data constantly, without consent, report finds

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Re: Tim Hortons

"This is a clear violation of every moral rule that exists. Tim Hortons is a restaurant chain, not the NSA. Where their customers go is not Tim Hortons' business in any way, shape or form."

Absolutely! At most, an app of this type might monitor location data locally within the phone and then use that when you actively use the app to tell you about nearby outlets and special deals. There's no need for any further use of location data. They don't even need to know when or for how long you enter one of their outlets. The local manager should already have enough of that information to be useful without any further fine graining. The individual outlet profits/losses will tell you if that site is popular or not.

Dear Europe, here again are the reasons why scanning devices for unlawful files is not going to fly

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Re: The sound of Perseverance

If you merge the cosine of insanity, will it cancel out?

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Yes, you can legally have pre-marital sex from age 16, but if you get her pregnant, you can't get married until 18 without a trip to Gretna Green as mentioned by another poster ;-)

It's unclear whether a marriage in Scotland between English residents under the age of 18 is recognised under English law. I don't think it's been tested yet

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Re: Wrong question answered

and declaring Icelandic banks as terrorist groups.

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"The point was that the UK (and much of europe) have a bizarre feature where the age of consent/marriage is 16 but child porn laws are imported from America and use 18"

It's 18 in the UK now. Until recently, it was 16 but only with parental consent.

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Re: The sound of Perseverance

"Not sure why they care so much about getting me to agree with them."

Are you in charge of the outgoing spam filters? :-))

Elon Musk orders Tesla execs back to the office

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Re: Ego Musk

A quick look around t'interwebs seems to agree, there are no safety rules covering this that I can find. I also searched on child safety locks. They don't get automatically over-ridden in the event of a crash and there doesn't seem to be any rules relating to that event. Currently, it seems that protecting the passenger cabin at all costs is the rule of thumb. Door locks are designed to not burst open in an accident but no account is taken of the doors not being able to open after a crash. Maybe it's seen as a rare enough occurrence that the risk of a door coming open during a crash is the higher risk. I guess we'll see if the risk of a fire is higher or lower with electric cars over time and whether this may change.

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Re: Ego Musk for President

Well played :-)

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Alien

Re: Ego Musk for President

Surely by then Musk will be POM? (President of Mars)

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Re: Ego Musk

"- Model Y: No manual release in back doors, climb into front and use manual release there"

I'm not sure that would be a road legal car in the UK or EU. I'm no expert, but I think that would fail the safety specs.

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40 hours a week, minumum?

and that's "less" than is expected of factory workers? What are the working hours of factory workers at Tesla? Most of the civilised world has reduced the working week to less than 40 hours. It sounds like working for Musk is a last ditch effort in job hunting or a love of Musk! I wonder how he'll cope with his EU factories having laws on the number of hours in a working week?

Datacenter boom going bust over labor, materials shortages

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labour shortages in rural areas

Maybe the economics of having to import and house construction labour and then attract techs to staff it, relocating to the boonies, will balance out against the higher land costs on the edges of cities. On the other hand, the likes of Amazon like to pit competing areas against each other in bidding with the best "bribes" to attract a big employer.

Tech hiring freeze doesn't mean people won't leave

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Re: bean counters and analytics

Probably too many back office people too, such as HR and accounts.

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Re: Allow me to warm up a bag of microwave popcorn...

You'll need to amp it up if you want to stay current.

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Re: The good big companies are overstaffed by 2x.

"Google has whole swathes of people doing stuff that's never significantly going to affect their top line (i.e. unnecessary) and they encourage them to take time out from the unnecessary stuff they're supposed to be working on to work on stuff that's even more unnecessary."

I've always suspected that that is a small minority of Google staff. Devs probably. Everyone else, not so much. What "20% time, personal projects" might benefit Google coming from HR, Accounts, Sales, Marketing, Janitorial staff etc?

Australian digital driving licenses can be defaced in minutes

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Re: Certificates

"The paper thing hasn't been valid in years."

Yes, I've met a few young and inexperienced people like you when getting a courtesy or hire car. They get confused by my driving licence and make the same claim you do. They usually get put right by a more experienced manager or a search on the .gov.uk website.

Just remember, growing older is not optional and while some things change, others rename the same. Now got orf ma lawn. Park on the driveway next time. :-)

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Re: Certificates

"OK, boomer. Your made-up statistics created to 'prove' what Tory voters think are just _so_ persuasive.

I assume from that comment that you didn't go look at the Department for Transport I linked which has figures even as afar back as when Labour were last in power. Likewise, I linked to the Lefty-biased BBC, which should be right up your street.

"The simple reality is that younger drivers have actually passed a proper test, and older drivers haven't.

I'm not sure what you mean by "older drivers" not doing a "proper test". IIRC, my grandads driving test back in about 1933 was little more than putting it in gear and driving a little. In fact, it wasn't even compulsory until 1935, so maybe you're only talking about licenced drivers older than 86 who may have opted to not take a test?

As for the current test, it's not all that different to what I passed back in 1979/80. A few extras added in, some stuff removed (eg 3 pt turns and reversing around a corner). The "theory test" was shorter and carried out by the examiner in the car after the driving part. Oh, I should add that the show me part of the new test regarding using the controls and especially checking fluid levels was something that was assumed back then. The vast majority of people with a car back then would know the basics of maintenance and it wasn't expected they'd need to be "tested" on such basic and simple knowledge.

I'd certainly not argue that the new test is a little more comprehensive, but knowing both what my test involved and how the test has changed a little over the years, I'd certainly never claim from lack of knowledge that one of them is not a "proper" test.

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Re: Certificates

"Young car drivers made up 18 per cent of all car drivers involved in reported road accidents in 2013. However, this is considerably higher than the 5 per cent of miles they account for."

See here

"The Department for Transport (DfT) says there is no evidence older drivers are more likely to cause an accident, and it has no plans to restrict licensing or mandate extra training on the basis of age."

See here

"As can be seen in the above chart, drivers aged 16–19 were 38% more likely to be killed or seriously injured than drivers aged 40–49, and drivers aged 20–29 were 65% more likely to be killed or seriously injured than drivers aged 40–49."

See here

It appears multiple sources of real world statistics show your personal observations to be incorrect.

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Re: A country

...or the paper ones!!

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Re: Certificates

The age and thus the wear and tear of the paper alone would make it hard to forge. Like my non-photo paper licence, a forged copy could never look old enough to be believable without the skills of a proper (and expensive) forger :-)

And as you say, the older ones tend to be less temporally limited. Mine is valid until I'm 70. Why would I change it to one I have to have replaced every so many years? On the other hand, I'm almost 60, so a more fungible 10 year renewal process is not really an issue after my next birthday.

Small nuclear reactors produce '35x more waste' than big plants

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Re: More to the story....

"These are certainly the most volatile, but it should be noted they are smaller in volume."

Exactly. Is this a 35% increase on a billion tonnes of 35% on few 10's of tonnes? It matters a lot when working with numbers. Are they absolute or a percentage. If a percentage, what is the absolute starting number.

100% INCREASE IN DEATHS FROM WIDGET WIDDLING!!!!!

1 death last year, 2 deaths this year

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Re: Opaque

He's just doing it for the Halibut. He's not Anglering for votes.

Researchers claim quantum device performs 9,000-year calculation in microseconds

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So, you don't really need that coat, eh?

IBM's self-sailing Mayflower suffers another fault in Atlantic crossing bid

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Re: Seriously?

"Funny how there's always enough money to FIX it, though ... "

The opposite of government, especially local government, vanity projects where there's always money to build/create/install them but never any for repairs or maintenance.

California Right-to-Repair bill quietly killed in committee

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Re: Government of the people, by the people, for the people

businesses are "people" too. :-/

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Re: Instead of 'right to repair', manufacturers should have a 'requirement to warranty'.

"(unless of course they shelved it for use as a 'warranty' replacement for someone else)."

That is very likely and not unusual, depending on manufacturer. As a field engineers, we get parts sent out from the OEM marked as "Factory Refurbished and Tested" as well as new parts. This is a large Asian OEM. On the other hand, simple fixes to some HP printers results in an entire module being sent out with a "Do NOT RETURN" label and what seems like a large and expensive item, eg an entire duplexer unit that only needs a couple of new plastic gears (info presented based on actual jobs done in the last two week)

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"What's the problem?"

The lack of democracy? According to the article, a clear majority of people, on both sides of the political fence, were in favour. But tiny minority of politicians, voted in by those people, were probably influenced by well funded lobbyists and managed to kill something the majority wanted.

US Supreme Court puts Texas social media law on hold

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"I am not convinced that there even is a way to reconcile these two problems, and I do not envy those whose job it is to do so."

Same applies to gun control. Any serious form of restriction, considering the number of illegally heald firearms almost certainly would increase crime since the criminals would be more sure of victims being unarmed. I read somewhere that Trumo referenced the high gun crime rates in Chicago, which has more restrictive gun laws than Texas (hey who hasn't?) therefore tighter gun laws causes crime. What he failed to mention was that over 60% of firearms recovered after gun crimes were "imported" from adjoining States with more lax gun laws than Chicago/Illinois. What it does show is that, as with the free speech/socail media thing, it needs Federal changes, not local State changes.

In some ways, despite the reverence and good of the Constitution, it does seem to be a bit of a restriction at times in this modern world. As you say, I do not envy those who have to try to deal with these issues. They're tough ones!

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Re: Interstate commerce?

Not being in the US and having no idea how internal trade works between States, I suppose the argument could be put forward that some States have legalised weed, but in other States, possession is a crime so no, isyou still can't export a legal item to a State where purchase or possession is illegal. In the specific case, Twitter or Facebook et al would be importing-exporting illegal content between States. I think. Maybe. Possibly :-)

IBM ordered to pay $1.6b to BMC

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Holmes

IBM rejected the decision and said it intends to appeal the ruling.

See icon.

Seems to be SOP when either rich or spending other peoples money. These sort of cases really ought to go direct to some very high court and have a very high bar for an appeal to a supreme court.

France levels up local video game slang with list of French terms to replace foreign words

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Re: Same old..

"The funny side, looking in from outside, is the longer this goes on the more difficulty the general populace has in understanding what their lords and master are saying. I reckon this is deliberate."

After the Normans invaded and subjugated England, that was the case for hundreds of years here. The aristocracy almost exclusively spoke French while everyone else spoke Anglo-Saxon, Middle English in their local accents and dialects.

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Re: If you say so...

"and mostly because it's less of a mouthful than whatever the académie française might dream up."

And that's where their problem begins. They seem to almost exclusively come up with descriptive phrases to replace the "loan" words. Those loan words were, in many cases, created from Latin or Greek roots (Like French itself!) or made up from parts of existing words intended to convey a new meaning. After all, my name is John, not Yohanan nor it's English translation of "Graced by God"

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"though I have to admit Chinglish seems rather more likely a future."

Having read user guides and service manuals in that language, I suspect that will be the road to de-evolution!

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Re: Iceland

"Of course the Icelanders are probably far more sensible than to indulge in professional computer game-playing."

No, they'd rather spend time stripping down and souping up a 4WD so they can drive it up a near vertical cliff face :-)

I do wonder if those tyres actually get some grip to propel the vehicle forwards or if the soil is just acting as reaction mass.

Keeping your head as an entire database goes pear-shaped

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Re: Backups

I once got called to a customer hardware problem. Job: replace the failed tape drive. Got there, confirmed the drive was faulty, swapped it out, set a test backup going. Failed. Tape beyond expiry date, system refuses to use it. Ask for another one. Same. Check their actual backups. Same. They'd expired about a year earlier.

Turns out the backup was scheduled to run at 9pm, so someone was tasked with swapping out the tape before leaving for the day. It went in ok, but instead of being ejected after the backup completed, it was rejected and ejected at 9pm when the backup process started and immediately aborted. When I reported this to their head IT admin, it turns out the emails were being sent to an account of someone who left two years ago and it was highly likely this was happening at every one of their 120 remote offices. Oops!

Let's not even bother with asking if they ever tested their backups :-)

We've never even built datacenters using robots here on Earth

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It's always worth remembering that at least some of the Florida swamp ended up being highly desirable and valuable real estate :-)

Quantum internet within grasp as scientists show off entanglement demo

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Re: Can you split photons into 3?

"You can split photons into 2 lower energy photons, but can you split them into 3? If you can..."

You could have stopped there until you found that answer.

When management went nuclear on an innocent software engineer

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Re: nice story

Search for exploding wind turbines for some exciting videos :-)

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Re: nice story

For "clicker" substitute "clinker",

Yes. My brain was saying clinker but my fingers typed clicker. I have no idea why :-)

Declassified and released: More secret files on US govt's emergency doomsday powers

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Re: I want to be in the crater

"Anyways, I grew up in the early 80s just outside of Washington, DC. We still had duck and cover drills in elementary school."

Sadly, "duck and cover" nowadays is more about domestic shooters than foreign nuclear bombs.

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