* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Bezos' engineers dream of Blue Ring space platform in orbit by 2025

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Re: Reality distortion field testing in progress.

Thank you! I've not seen that one before :-)

Thousands of Teslas recalled over brake fluid bug

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Re: Surprised....

You just need two friends to push :-)

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Yes. The correct solution if you are concerned about monkeys on your car bonnet is the UK is to either NOT visit a safari park or to park up and take the bus trip guided tour option instead. :-)

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Are we still allowed to call it a "master" cylinder these days?

3D printer purchases could require background checks under proposed law

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Re: Where do you stop?

"If they regulate sales of 3D printers then opportunists would find a way to print 3D printers and sell them in the grey market."

Although not suitable for printing working guns (maybe a dangerous "one shot" as likely to blow the shooters hand off as actually work), wasn't 3D printing a copy of itself the big selling point of one of the 1st gen open source hobbyist 3D printers? RepRap or something like that? Just buy (or build!) the circuit boards and buy the heating nozzle.

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Re: Probably a dumb question, but...

"Don't 3D printers make stuff by dribbling hot plastic on top of other plastic layer by layer to build something?"

There are different type of 3D printers that use different methods and source materiels, including metals and even concrete. They are less likely to be in the hands of consumers, but not out of reach even now and, as with most technology, prices come down and capabilities go up. Wikipedia has a good summary of the various type and methods. Also, if you've been keeping up with El Regs space launch articles, surely you've come across mention of 3D printed rocket engines, although admittedly they are not the type of 3D printers found in Joe Blogs back room hobby shop :-) Yet!

British boffins say aircraft could fly on trash, cutting pollution debt by 80%

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Re: High Speed rail

Here in the UK, it's not really big enough to justify so many of the internal flights. We could probably replacing them with, in the long run, a less polluting high speed railway network. Well, we can dream, eh?

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Re: they've moved on

"Oh, look - a red herring. If you've got debt issues, that's your problem, not mine."

I do have a little sympathy for those who've grown up and only every experienced low interest rates and cheap, easy borrowing. Not much, but some. I have less sympathy for those allowing themselves to be led down the garden path by their noses to a "own nothing, rent/subscribe for life" lifestyles though and now finding they can no longer afford some of the nice stuff.

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Re: except

"My last company put in its grand climate change plan that it will reduce its carbon footprint by getting the staff to drive EVs. That was basically the whole strategy."

Same here, and in common with many other companies, used the fig-leaf of "salary sacrifice" as a carrot to push people towards buying EVs. The problem is, the before-tax salary sacrifice scheme could only be used via certain suppliers who seemed to have prices just that bit higher than everyone else's such that not only was it not cheaper, but it was non-transferable if you decided to change jobs, leaving you with a more expensive EV that you are now paying for with your after-tax wages instead of your before-tax wages. It was notable that no one took up the offer in our company.

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Re: more BS university studies

ANd just to add, anything based on processing "waste" is not a long term sustainable solution because we are all being told to waste less. Over time, the amount of waste should, in theory, reduce, so do you really want to base the continuation of major infrastructure or transport on yet another dwindling resource? And the agricultural waste is already recycled in one form or another as animal feed, compost etc. Using it for jet fuel will, as many have said, increase the value of the waste and divert it from the current uses.

One door opens, another one closes, and this one kills a mainframe

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Re: Many moons ago

And there was me thinking that a typical PFY would probably be riding said trolley at high speed when approaching a tight corner followed by much blood and hilarity. Your story seems a little tame. :-)

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And this is why military kit cost so much. It has to survive the grunts handling it, enemy fire and still have spares available at least 10 years down the line even when it's outdated and near as damn it obsolete :-)

Some of the shitty old printers we still have to maintain for a military customer partly because they come with special flight cases for that specific printer model but mainly because the software used to maintain the multi-million dollar weapons systems will only work with a very limited subset of no longer manufactured printer models from a specific manufacturer.

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Re: Fork lift trucks

From the title on the page, it's exactly the video I was expecting you to link to, but for some weird reason I get "Sign in to confirm your age". Well, that ain't gonna happen! It certainly didn't happen the last time I saw it. I wonder what's changed at YouTube?

Australia threatens X with fine, warns Google, for failure to comply with child abuse handling report regs

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Re: My solution

"the Alphabet. It's great for spelling but you try adding up with it!"

Yeah, what did the Romans ever do for us[*]?

* the answer, of course is XLII :-)

GNOME developer proposes removing the X11 session

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Re: Not what they want but what is good for them

That sounds interesting and I'll bear those options in mind in case I'm ever forced to switch, thanks :-)

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Re: Not what they want but what is good for them

I use X-Forwarding on a daily basis here with FreeBSD with no issues. That's not to say others in other circumstances may not have issue, but it works fine for me.

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Re: Not what they want but what is good for them

"Choice is not an option..."

Or, as those great philosophers Rush once sang, "If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice"

I suspect what will really happen is that a very few die-hards will switch to an X.org or a Wayland based desktop and everyone else with stick with their desktop of choice and deal with whatever issues arise from having the display manger changed out from under them.

Personally, I'll be sticking with X.org because I like the client/server model so I can run remote GUI programs[*] on my local display without the remote box having to run an entire desktop that I have to remote into. AFAIK, Wayland has no intention whatsoever in building that option.

* I like to have access to all the programs on my desk top up in the attic/office while still being able to sit down in the lounge with small laptop with my wife. She won't let my have the big desktop and three screens in the lounge.

BOFH: We've made a big mesh, Boss. That's what you wanted, right?

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Back in the day, it was often MS-DOS debug output scrolling up the screen :-)

I've seen C code, Java, Python, DOS batch files and even on one or two occasions bash scripts scrolling up the screen too, amongst other stuff like boot sequences from generic PCs:-)

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"I've heard that, when they used phone numbers that weren't theirs and were valid, that the people who had those phone numbers received unnecessary calls."

I'd imagine it's the same in many countries. It might fail if the fake number shown on screen happens to be valid when it's shown on TV in a different country that uses similarly structured numbering systems. The UK has a number of phone numbers allocated for fictional TV use too. Sometimes they use an invalid number, sometimes they use a reserved and unallocated number as shown by those two Doctor Who examples.

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Re: Gobshite

"Father Jack actually sobered up briefly"

Really? I may have missed that one. Or maybe I just blinked and missed it :-)

Nvidia boss tells Israeli staff Mellanox founder's daughter was killed in festival massacre

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Re: Shame

"Anti-semites routinely say things about Jews that they simply wouldn’t find acceptable towards other ethnic groups, and then claim (maybe even believe) they aren’t anti-Semitic."

There is an element of truth in that. On the other hand, almost any criticism of Israel, is almost always countered by "that's an anti-Semitic attack!!!!"

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Re: The thing people forget is...

Better yet, start about 3.500 years ago and then work forward :-)

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Re: The thing people forget is...

"Notice these same countries did nothing when Uncle Saddam was killing Muslims by the millions, or when the Ayatollahs kill thousands more in Iran."

You clearly have no understanding of either of those situations or the opposing/different factions in Islam and how some people/groups use that as both reasons and excuses for power grabs and/or consolidation.

EPA flushes water supply cybersecurity rule after losing legal fight with industry, states

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Re: Ah, the land of the best Justice money can buy

" ie having to kick disputes all the way up to the Supreme Court to get rulings."

While it's good to have a supreme court to make a final decision which is extremely difficult to then appeal, it's also part of the problem when you have well funded activists who clearly have little chance of overturning something, constantly appealing simply because they disagree and are deliberately delaying things as much as possible. We see exactly the same with big businesses. The toxic divisiveness of US politics is a major contributor too. There's very little acceptance that "the other side" is in power and therefore you need to work with them on compromises, not go in with total all out opposition to everything "the other side" do simply because it IS the other side. Even when what "the other side" is doing is something you agree with.

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Re: This will end well

Passing a requirement for mandatory security checks on public utilities is a Congressional job."

Remind me, which party has a slim majority in Congress again?

It should not require rules from the EPA or laws from Congress. Security of nationally important infrastructure should be a priority as a matter of course. I'm sure that will be the line trotted out when any of the water companies are hacked. And yes, I'm fully aware that the situation isn't actually that different in the EU, the UK and most other countries where national infrastructure is in the hands of commercial businesses. Profits before safety. Why bother with security when you believe that not only will it not happen to you, but you have insurance against cyber attacks anyway. Your customers might die or just be inconvenienced by a lack of water, but your profits and bonuses are safe, and that's what really matters. /s

Workload written by student made millions, ran on unsupported hardware, with zero maintenance

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Re: A quick question

Possibly written when you were young and silly and pulled an all nighter fuelled by beer and pizzas and never even got around to claiming for the overtime :-)

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You still use the home page?

It's easier to use the "Latest News" page. Just scroll down to wherever the last "read" link is then start scrolling back up up looking for and middle-clicking anything of interest till you reach the top. That way you get all sections, properly marked, in chronological order :-)

A $353M question: Did Meta muzzle a VR venture?

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Re: VR Fitness?

I was wondering if I can get fiit just by couch slouching with a VR headset. Sounds great to me. None of that sweaty running around and doing stuff :-)

Engineers pave the way for building lunar roads with Moon dust

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Re: Hang on

Oooh, well played sir!

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Re: Inevitably

"Though generally nowadays, 'Tarmac' should actually be 'Bitmac', since I believe it is made from bitumen, rather than tar."

Tarmac, the company, would probably beg to differ. Tarmac is the word used for that type of road surface in the same way that Hoover is commonly used for any vacuum cleaner :-)

Bennu unboxing shows ancient asteroid holds carbon and water

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Re: How representative is this sample?

All of that is true. But we don't seem to quite be at the stage of sending Bruce Willis and a crew of wildcat drillers up there to get deeper sample quite yet, so will simply have to extrapolate from what we have got so far :-)

Hell no, we won’t pay, says Microsoft as Uncle Sam sends $29B bill for back taxes

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"Micros~1 may be able to pay if they "decide to", but I'm pretty sure that internally there's panic and alarm at the size of the demand."

Yes, when huge tax demands such as this come in from national tax authorities, unlike you and I, the little people, these corporations get taken out to lunch where they can begin negotiations on how much will actually end up being paid. Invariably, it ends up being less than half of the headline figure. But even to the likes of MS, half of the this headline figure is a fair chunk of change.

I did, however, like the MS defence of "but we don't do it like that any more". Sorry MS, but there;s still such a thing as back taxes based on when you did do it like that!

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Re: And Meanwhile

Amazon may be planning on moving their tax jurisdiction to outer space. Once Bezos gets some working engines into production.

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Re: Only $29.8B?

Upvoted! But for future reference, the phrase is "faux pas" from the French, translated literally as "false step"

US Navy sailor admits selling secret military blueprints to China for $15K

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Re: Only??

What? That almost looks like English but doesn't make any sense. Did you somehow mange to post via some sort of randomiser that jumbled the words up?

Delays to NASA's in-orbit satellite refueling robot to push costs over $2B target

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Facepalm

So NASA has to pay the customer for being late on it's promise.

I wonder why they never seem to have that clause in the contracts when NASA is the customer?

Maybe they can take some "learnings"[*] from this.

* Hey, don't blame me! It a US organisation being reported on by a USAified website :-)

Astronomers spot collision between two exoplanets, both feared vaporized

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Re: feared vaporized

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

ASUS thinks outside the 4″ x 4″ box with plans for custom NUCs

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I wonder...

...if a mini version of the original IBM PC, a basic system board with expansion slots might be something to look forward too? Rather than ISA slots, I'm thinking vertically mounted M.2/PCIe slots running lengthways so would accommodate external ports on the end of the expansion card through the back of the case. Of course, not quite as basic a system board as the original PC, since so much more is already in the onboard chipset. Whether an eco system of 3rd party expansion cards could grow may be the real sticking point. It would probably depend on whether the specs were open enough and no silly patents on board shapes, sizes etc.

It won't happen, of course. The way to make huge gobs of money is to make everyone buy the special custom box they need, not allow them to spec and expand as required to make their own custom box with just the bits they need.

APNIC close to completing delegation of its final /8 IPv4 block

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IPv4 addresses are also widely traded and/or leased,

"IPv4 addresses are also widely traded and/or leased,"

Why? I thought unused addresses were supposed to be returned, since they have no "value" and are "owned" by IANA and the RIRs. Maybe it's time for them to "man[*] up" and start forcibly repatriating all those IPV4s being sold, loaned and leased and killing of the brokers making money from a "free" resource. Likewise those large orgs with huge allocations who are not fully utilising them.

*, Yeah, I know, in these modern times it should be "person up", but that just sounds so wrong.

Meta watchdog sticks a probe into Facebook rules after fake Biden vid allowed to stay

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Re: Not generated by Ai?

Unless, of course, you post similarly derogatory videos of Zuck. I guarantee they won't last more than minutes, if that long, before being removed.

Swedish tech biz aims to sail past traffic woes on electric hydrofoils

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Not exactly breaking news....

From just over a year ago Hydrofoil: World's first electric-powered 'flying' boat launched and also, from about the same time but also predicting a 2024 service launch as per the El Reg article, Hydrofoil: Electric ferry will run between Belfast and Bangor

New information physics theory is evidence 'we're living in a simulation,' says author

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Re: How many simulate consciousnesses ...

"Methinks this is nothing more than an attempt at re-filling the grant money coffers. Philosophers gotta eat, too."

We need a bigger computer to identify what the actual question to "Life, The Universe and Everything" actually is. It might even need to be the size of a planet!

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Re: Problem of evil?

"Would a post-human society capable of creating a simulated universe be as unethical as to allow all this suffering?"

You never played Sim City? Introducing "natural disaster" or conjuring up Godzilla to help clear some old buildings for redevelopment was a useful and "fun" part of it.

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Re: All Hail

Maybe our simulation overlords are running Seti@home on the spare processing cycles.

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Re: It only needs enough power to simulate one human brain, me.

"The rest is just a figment of my simulated imagination."

You have got one fucking warped imagination matey!!!

<shutdown -p now>

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Re: If this is a simulation...

"About the only thing they got right was the rendering quality,"

As the simulated "intelligences" advance through the program, my experience is that the render quality starts to reduce with added blur effects and the action tends to slow down a lot. Possibly another power saving feature.

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Re: Bollox

"Proof we are not, name one computer/OS where this actually happens????"

Shirley that is proof that we are in a simulation since by definition a simulation is not 100% accurate, just an approximation.

Two Project Kuiper prototype satellites finally reach orbit

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Re: Can we get Musky's space junk deoribited too?

Astronomers on their remote mountain eyries have managed for many years without Starlink :-)

A truck goes out with blank data tapes every few months, collects the full ones and checks they haven't eaten each other yet.

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Re: Launch, test, destroy

"I hope all their future sats will also be deorbitable"

That is a license requirement these days. De-orbit or move to a "graveyard" orbit if it's a high flyer. This applies to most sat launches, Russia and China possibly excepted since they tend to ignore "inconvenient" rules. Certainly anyone requiring FCC licenses due to launching from the USA or having a presence in the USA and I'd be surprised if most other launches didn't abide by the same rules or be required to by the host country they launch from.

Scripted shortcut caused double-click disaster of sysadmin's own making

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Re: Guilty

Ditto the trailing or lack of trailing / in rsync paths changing the behaviour of what gets transferred or where has probably caught every *nix user out at some stage.

Also, for those of use using pip on CP/M and moving to MS-DOS and discovering source and destination are reversed. Although to be fair pip using destination=source feels like a bit of an outlier since I think pretty much every other OS I ever used from TRS-DOS on up used source:destination format. I never really used mini or mainframe OSs, so I'll have to assume that CP/M did things they way they were expected on some previous OS.

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