* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Police ignored the laws of datacenter climate control

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Re: Fun with magnets.

Reading through the comments, and the reference to the degaussing being used to clear the persistent letters on the display, I was starting to imaging some sort of Etch-a-Sketch display and the "DUNGGggg!" noise was to shake the display and spread the dust properly again :-)

Yeah, those built-in degaussers were scary the first time you came across them. I never saw a display like that, but did come across many 19" or larger colour CRTs used in CAD and process control rooms[*] over the years.

* control room screens were the ones most likely to have screen burn, since they invariably showed, 24/7, a mostly static schematic of the factory/refinery/chemical plant systems with things like kettle temperatures and valve positions.

Apple pays $500K to make sales bods' complaint about wage theft go away

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Facepalm

Computer business can't run efficient computerised payroll system

Is this incompetence or are they trying the Gus Gorman[*] approach to shaving a little extra profit? After all, they design computers and write operating systems, so an efficient and working payroll system should be a doddle.

* See Richard prior playing the roll in Superman III

You've just spent $400 on a baby monitor. Now you need a subscription

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Re: Someone else's computer

but needed a new battery/cell."

Oh, yeah, my batery has been down to something like a 5-10 minute "life" for years, but since it only ever gets used in the powered window mount in the car, it doesn't seem worth the minor hassle nor minor expense of replacing it :-)

I never considered that feature of a SatNav might be a video in port. But now you've mentioned it, a combined SatNav/reversing camera makes sense, especially from before reversing cameras become more or less standard equipment on modern cars.

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Re: This is why I'm missing out on a lot of stuff

That's an interesting summary, thanks. It looks like they are all simply "middle-men" buying wholesale and selling retail, with a very few who may some some solar capacity of their own, but the biggest takeaway from that list is that almost all of the regulator-imposed customer transfers from bust retailers is to sellers who are actually in the energy generating business.

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Re: This is why I'm missing out on a lot of stuff

If you are referring to the recent ones going bust in the UK, I don't think any of them were actual energy companies. They were little more than marketing and bill collecting agencies. :-)

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Re: Device no longer working as sold

"All Amazon is responsible for is delivering the product. Almost nothing they sell is actually made by Amazon, so they aren't on the hook for post sale support any more than Walmart is for the jeans you buy. Are you saying that you think Amazon should be on the hook for stuff they sell but someone else makes?"

If the poster is in the UK or the EU, then yes, the retailer is the one on the hook if they supply faulty goods, so Amazon is responsible for the the stuff they sell as Amazon, but not the other sellers using Amazon as a "fullfilment agent". I'm not sure I can remember[*] the last time I bought something that came with a "manufacturers warranty card" since almost no one ever filled them in and returned them because of the decent consumer protections in place.

* It's entirely possibly I have had some more recently, but since it's basically just waste paper in the package, it would go in the bin/recycling with everything else not required and that info would not be committed to long term memory :-)

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Re: Device no longer working as sold

"But, alas, who wants the cost (money, time, stress) of taking them to court over it? And what would you get if you won?"

In the UK, it's the retailer who is on the hook. Most large reputable retailers will refund or replace for an obvious fault in my experience. I'd probably expect them to be less aware of "software faults" such as home automation remoter/cloud server no longer existing and be more reluctant to refund or replace because they don't understand the nature of the fault. Worst case is to go to small claims court, which is fairly cheap and easy to do and in many cases, the defendant won't even turn up and you'll win by default. At that point, the legal system it completely on your side and will enforce payment, even if that requires sending the bailiffs to their HQ.

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Re: Someone else's computer

"Something over your head"?

"Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans."

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Re: Someone else's computer

"Magellan SatNavs with "lifetime" map updates define "lifetime" as three years in the fine print."

Funny you should mention that. I just updated the maps on my Garmin SatNav yesterday. The "lifetime map updates" was included in the price and it was so long ago I can't remember when I bought it. It's at least 10 years old now, possibly as much as 15. Oh, and there was also a firmware update too, so I suppose that must be quite impressive in terms of long term support :-) It did get "confused" a while back due the GPS roll-over so it didn't automatically switch into night mode at the right time and IIRC there were two firmware updates before some sort of s/w workaround came through. When it fails/dies, my experience with Garmin will strongly point me at another Garmin device :-)

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Re: Someone else's computer

The problem with the subscription model, in my opinion, is no one has yet managed to come up with a viable and workable micropayments system. There's too many middlemen wanting a percentage cut with a minimum "floor level", so you can't take out a subscription for, say 20p per month, or 1p per usage and similar things we were told would be happening Real Soon Now(R), or at least that's what I read in the tech press about 20 years ago, and repeated every other year or so since. Those middlemen all want a couple of quid/dollars for processing the payment. Interestingly, I believe the processing charge for using my debit card is 5p per transaction, and that almost certainly includes a profit margin, so ultra-low cost subscription models clearly are possible.

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Re: Someone else's computer

You seem to be assuming that a "smart" house of any kind must be controllable remotely by a smartphone while out and about. For many, many people, that simply is not an essential use case. For some it's actually undesirable. If the system running your house is "smart", why do you need to be able to control it? It should be clever enough to work out what you want based on normal activities, whether you are at home or not, how many people are present and in which rooms. There should be no need for remote control except in rare circumstances and especially no need for control by some company hosting a back-end.

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Re: "the sudden imposition of subscription fees"

"An essential smart meter install"...very carefully worded to imply that it's compulsory without actually saying so.

I think they are under pressure from Government to deploy them in customers homes and get fined for not meeting targets, so despite them not being compulsory for the end users, they are effectively compulsory from the point of view of the energy suppliers, putting them in an awkward position of having to be lying bastards[*] to meet some random Government target.

And yes, I've had almost the identical experience about once per year for the last few years, including the phone call ending fairly abruptly when I say no thank you :-)

* well, more so than usual, anyway :-)

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Re: "the sudden imposition of subscription fees"

"so whatever system they are using to calculate it isn't very accurate!"

Wow! In my experience, whenever they get around to re-assessing my monthly payment, without fail the automated systems over-estimate my usage by a significant margin. Every single time I phone up and suggest the future payments are too high, the person on the phone has a look, agrees and puts it back down to something close to the current payments.

I see from todays news that collectively, the energy supply companies are sitting on over £8B of customers over-payments and some of them, despite the law, are seeming quite reluctant to pay the customers their own money back on request. I've not personally had that issue, but with that amount of free money sitting in energy companies banks, there's probably a fair bit of interest they are making on it too.

Google says that YouTube vid can wait if it saves on energy

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Re: 80 minutes?

80 minutes probably covers them for the vast majority of outages. I'd imagine MS have data on their own genny usage and have costed the battery to be big enough that the savings on genny and diesel usage pays for the battery, but the genny is still there, ready to kick in for those rare few outages at the wrong end of the curve that stretch beyond the battery capacity.

Let's just hope someone has pointed out to the beancounters that diesel has a limited shelf0life and must be replaced even if not used, every now and then.

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Re: Not Google's job here...

In the UK at least, large consumer of energy are usually on contracts whereby they get a discount on their bill in exchange for the energy supplier being able to cut them off or enforce reduced consumption under condition of heavy load.

And while I see your point re. Google, it could depend on what the data centre provides. Just pulling the plug might have much further reaching effects than most people imagine if it's a regional "cloud" supplier for Google Docs etc. That might be cutting off business resources over a multi-State or, in the EU, multi-country customer base, possibly even including those providing emergency or disaster services. We already know from various headlines that Google cloud, AWS and O365 are not as resilient as they would have us believe but still business and government use the services.

Elon Musk's ambitions for Starship soar high while reality waits on launchpad

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Re: As much as I'd love to see Elon Musk permanently leave this planet. . .

"Eventually, that thing will crash on Mars,"

No, it won't. Even though it does get out as far as Mars, it's in a different orbital inclination and so can never "crash on Mars".

ESA funds space weather satellite swarm to understand and combat orbital debris

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Well, that sucks. Plan 9 it is then!

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You;re right about there being a space junk problem. But there are companies and agencies already spending money on possible solution. What ESA are going ro do is try to get more data on the behaviour of that debris and how it's affected b y space weather so as to better be able to clean it up when the relevant technology is ready. After all, when there's an oil spill, you don't just in and start clean up attempts without getting the best weath forecast you ca, taking note of the shape of the sea floor if it's shallow water and being observant of the water current. The more you know, the more you can adapt your techniques to the prevailing conditions, and whether it's oil spills or space junk, there are multiple different solutions that work better or worse in different conditions.

China uses Alibaba's Euro logistic hub to spy on stuff, Belgian intelligence fears

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The Trump defence?

"In late September, however, China flipped the script and accused the US of breaking into Huawei servers and stealing data as far back as 2009."

The Trump Defence. Don't bother denying, just claim the "other side" has already done the same and worse, so it's alright, nothing to see here.

Lenovo to offer Android PCs, starting with an all-in-one that can pack a Core i9

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"Throw all the Linux variables on the Average Joe - from desktop choice, to repository distribution choice, to questions of hardware compatibility, to questions of software compatibility, to learning curve - and you get...dead in the water. No Average Joe wants to commit to that level of plunging off the deep end."

If Linux was for sale, I'm sure you could "sell" it in exactly the way you described. Start with a choice of the three main GUIs, find the specific needs of the user, and then present them with a choice of the suitable distros that use the initially chose GUI. I'm sure that would be simple for anyone in retail who knows their products.

In my experience, most people in retail DO NOT work like that. They have other motives or pressures such as specific brands or models that need to be shifted NOW 'cos the new one is coming soon, or the better commission/profit margin on a certain brand, or the high commission extended warranty with certain brands/models etc. Or, they simply don't understand the products well enough or even don't care, so long as they get a sale.

Acting union calls out Hollywood studios for 'double standard' on AI use

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Re: Sorry, you don't own the IP you appear in!

You may be missing the point. The studio only owns the rights to that specific performance, not the rights to then use that performance to create an AI represenattion of that actor in another form or production.

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Re: Answering the Rhetorical Question

"studios promise not to use an actor's work in AI training without the actor's explicit consent."

...and the consent will be given by signing a contract, because it will be a clause in every actors contract unless you are big enough to refuse and they still want you. The vast majority of actors are interchangeable if they are "difficult" and can be easily replaced if they don't consent. After all, that's what actors do. They become different people, that's the whole point of the job, so collective bargaining is pretty much the only power most of them have, so long as they all stick together.

X confuses the masses by removing all details from links

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Re: So they've given up on advertisers ?

What about the "official brand apparel of the race war"?

That would probably be your nations $largest_Supplier of white bedsheets?

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Re: Crazy 1980s movie plot alert!

Oh, the most recent re-make. I thought you meant the original 1914 film :-)

1914, 1921, 1935, 1945. 1985, all the same Brewster name and premise with varying amounts and periods to blow the smaller amount to get the larger amount, generally an amount sounding outrageous to the audience of the time and growing larger with each new remake. But yeah, another re-make would almost certainly be the first to make the leap from millions to billions :-)

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Re: Making Twitter less useful every day

"Force people to have copy/paste the URL into a browser"

If I highlight some text with my mouse in firefox and right-click it, I get a context menu which has on option to search the highlighted test on the default (DDG) search engine or, if it's enough like to a URI or FQDN, to open it in a new tab. No need to copy and paste. It's barely more complex than clicking a live link :-)

Lenovo PC boss: 4 in 5 of our devices will be repairable by 2025

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Re: repairable, yes.

I'm not sure any of the Lenovo laptop line is upgradable any more other than some still having one or maybe two SODIMM sockets and, in most cases, the SSD is upgradable. None have options to upgrade CPU or GPU, and to be fair, I think that applies to all laptop OEMs these days. If any current models have socketed CPUs I've not seen one in years!

But yeah, the X13 is a bugger with only soldered on RAM, ditto the T14s (basically the same device), but not the Intel based T14

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"T series Thinkpads used to be some of the most repairable laptops around. Not only were parts available, but the repair and maintenance manuals were in the Internet, and for free."

That's still the case, on the whole. I only see enterprise class kit, and most of it is pretty easily repairable, full parts/repair manuals available to all, plenty of Lenvo created videos on YouTube demonstrating the parts replacement process. Where things have changed from the IBM days is primarily in the consumer grade kit and to an extent in the enterprise kir where, for example, on some of the cheaper models the RAM is on the system board, possibly with no expansion SODIMM socket, but most will at least have one SODIMM socket for expansion or all the RAM is SODIMM. Other than that, it's all on the system board except the WLAN, the SSD and maybe, the WiFI card. A few, for design reasons rather than repairability, may have small expansion boards for, eg USB and/or Ethernet. Primarily cost-cutting measures in term of manufacture which, to be fair, they ALL do, so to stay competatve, an OEM pretty much has to follow the crowd whether they want to or not. As for parts repair, when new parts are sent out from Lenov, sometimes they are marked up as factory repairs, so those where it's economic to re-work the board, they already do that. I've never seen Dell or HP parts sent out marked as repaired, but maybe they are just less transparent about that.

Having said that, I'm fairly confident they will not be releasing board schematics and/or any board level components as sparers. Consumer repairs will be pretty much as they are now, replace entire modules, eg system board, battery, LCD panel, SSD, keyboard, maybe RAM and not much else, the assumption being that 99% of consumers will have neither the skills nor kit to replace a broken USB port on a system board. That will remain the job of repair centres. On the other hand, if we are going back to easily replaceable batteries in their phones and tablets, that's good news :-)

Lorenz ransomware crew bungles blackmail blueprint by leaking two years of contacts

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Re: Ethical?

Yeah,. pretty much the entire story seems to be "we know who tried to contact the gang". There's no juicy bits of useful info such as inter-gang comms or insider dirt, no scandal. Unless there's more to come, it's just a little bit of schadenfreude and not much else. I think I'm more disappointed than anything else.

Human knocks down woman in hit-and-run. Then driverless Cruise car parks on top of her

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Re: In other news - Today's Times** >

BBC, in my comment up above, and they said it was at 30mph. Although by the time it was stopped by the Police, the action of going around a roundabout had dropped the speed to 15, probably because of the manoeuvring.

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Re: Once again. . .

"The only thing which makes this item newsworthy is the incidental involvement of an AV, albeit a somewhat recalcitrant one."

Personally, I think that is exactly WHY it's a story. If it was a "mundane"[*], human drive hit and run, there's a specific person to hunt down and charge with a crime. But just WHO is the driver of an autonomous vehicle? If the EV is to blame, then who gets charged? The company as a whole? The s/e dev team/department? A specific person in the dev team? The person or people who provided the data to the dev team? (maybe it was faulty data or local driving laws at fault, not the s/w itself).

* let's not even go near the atrocious US road death rates, one of the worst, per capita in the developed world.

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Re: Cruise control

Another form of "cruise control". Not a self driving car, just an "ordinary", brand new EV that failed so spectacularly that the brakes (regen?) didn't work and the car was stuck driving along at 30mph, the poor driver only able to steer, not stop or slow.

I was kidnapped by my runaway electric car'"

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Re: My first thought ...

"It is not being reported the way every similar story in the past has been reported."

Looking at this thread a good number of hours after it started, and seeing the many comments, I think I can see both sides of this one. Although, my thoughts on the lack of video being shown to track down the other car may result from one of the "accused" being a multi-million (billion?) dollar corporation, since the sequence of events appears to be that the victim may have only been slightly injured by the "missing" car, the worst injuries then being caused by the Cruise car. And Cruise are the ones with the most data and video on exactly what happened and may be reluctant to hand anything over without a warrant, which will not only add to the delay but may not be worded very well, or be legally arguable as "too broad", so Cruise have more excuses to delay. If Cruise thought they were entirely innocent, I'm sure they would have volunteered the data, so any "strangeness" is almost certainly just corporate ass covering.

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Re: "Should the Cruise car have not started moving if there was a person still on the crosswalk?"

"US watchdog the Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) recalled all 300,000 devices sold in the US, citing a risk of crashes causing serious injuries."

I wonder how the number of accidents per OneWheel stacks up against other forms of transport and how many others they are planning on "recalling" based of those relatively low statistics? eScooters is the most obvious one that comes to mind, but maybe cars too? :-)

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Re: "Should the Cruise car have not started moving if there was a person still on the crosswalk?"

In most places, no matter what colour the lights, if there's someone still crossing the road after the lights change, you still wait. The fact the human driven car hit her is bad enough, but the self-driving car should not have even started moving if it had seen her and if the correct "rules of the road" were properly programmed in . The poor pedestrian might have got away with a minor injury if the Cruise car was following the correct procedure, so in my view, both the human driver and the Cruise vehicle were at fault. But ;lets see who the "driver" of the Cruise vehicle is when it comes to court. I'm sure the insurance companies would like to know too. This could be a landmark case.

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Re: "Should the Cruise car have not started moving if there was a person still on the crosswalk?"

"The whole thing was pretty slick and high tech for 1992/1993*

Nowadays, it's much more advanced, although students are expected to purchase their own driving simulator hardware and software. I believe the approved options are Carmageddon and Grand Theft Auto.

$17k solid gold Apple Watch goes from Beyoncé's wrist to the obsolete list

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Re: No doubt

True, but the real question is, as per the article, what is "18 Karet gold" as used in the iWatch :-)

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"Mine (a gift), will do pretty much all of it without the phone anywhere near it. It has its own cellular/mobile whatsit"

Thanks :-) Although my question was a bit snarky, it was actually a genuine question on the functionality as many Smart watches, especially down the cheaper "no-name" end of the scale are actually capable of very little as stand alone devices so it's good to know the iWatch is actually mainly useful even when "untethered" :-)

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"My Apple watch, on the other hand, does that plus calculator, calendar, phone, lighting controller, compass, blood oxygen, ECG, thermostat control, finds my keys, texts, pays for groceries, tracks my mileage, lets me know if there's too much noise, finds EV chargers, identifies songs, lets me know I need to take meds, lets me read email, and tells me how much I've walked in a day."

How much of that will it do if you leave your iPhone at home? Does the watch actually *do* much at all or is it primarily a slightly smart wireless terminal display for the phone?

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Re: No doubt

"I'm sure someone will buy it for the gold value"

I'm not sure just how valuable the gold is or even if it is gold.

Caratage is the measure of the purity of gold, usually referred to as Carat(s). According to the article, the Apple "gold" watch is "18 Karat gold". So is it real gold? Or, is it like Krispy Kream doughnuts, which are neither crispy nor cream, even if the name sounds like it.

UK splashes £4B to dive into next-gen nuclear submarines

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Re: £4bn here, £4bn there...

Or, according to the latest "Breaking News" on BBC, from Birmingham to Manchester. Announcing that on Wednesday in Manchester should go down like a lead balloon with the locals!

X Corp is now suing a sublessee for unpaid rent

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Re: Atlas still owes the money because the new sublessee hadn't moved in yet

I think the problem is the weird way contract law can work in some jurisdictions.

As I understand it, the sub-letter signed the contract as-is and sent it back to Twitter, who then sat on it beyond the agreed termination date and then effectively altered it and signed it and now claim the altered version the sub-letter "signed" is the one to be enforced.

Lyft driver takes off with cat, global search ensues

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Re: Two Possibilities

...and what happened to the blue pet carrier? Someone clearly did something with deliberation.

Lost your luggage? That's nothing – we just lost your whole flight!

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I suspect the person having to buy them didn't get to eat one since it was his crumbling code that chipped away at the system.

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Re: You have to be careful in this kind of codebase

"all the areas of the system involved in calculating luggage allowances are case sensitive."

Oh, you git. That was too clever by half!!

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Re: This one command you must not enter

Sadly, Health and Safety, Working At Height regulations probably preclude that now. At the very least, you'd now need to set up barriers and/or warning cones around the "work area", potentially blocking off a fire exit route.

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Re: This one command you must not enter

"he pressed the enter/return key,"

He was probably aiming for backspace, conveniently dangerously above the Enter/Return key, but "muscle memory" overpowered the brains intentions.

Scandium-based nuclear clocks promise punctuality for next 300 billion years

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Re: That oh $*** moment

I'm sure many UK readers will sympathise! Depending where you live, you've very likely just been through a bus strike, are going through a bus strike, or about to go through a bus strike. Let's not mention trains, shall we?

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Re: Clock speed variations

Is that you Jacko? I thought you'd be pushing up the daisies by now :-)

Another half, obviously ------------------->

Yelp sues Texas for right to publish actual accurate abortion info

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Re: Texas hold-em

If you say so.

PhD student guilty of 3D-printing 'kamikaze' drone for Islamic State terrorists

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Re: The cops also reportedly discovered at the home an IS application form,

"Suddenly they have lost all scariness."

Yeah, I took one look at that and though, it ain't gonna fly unless it's got a rocket or micro-turbojet the model aircraft crowd[*] use, the latter not being cheap throwaway devices.

* Or people building "Ironman" flying suits!

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