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Hell no, we won’t pay, says Microsoft as Uncle Sam sends $29B bill for back taxes

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Re: Only $29.8B?

Upvoted! But for future reference, the phrase is "faux pas" from the French, translated literally as "false step"

US Navy sailor admits selling secret military blueprints to China for $15K

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Re: Only??

What? That almost looks like English but doesn't make any sense. Did you somehow mange to post via some sort of randomiser that jumbled the words up?

Delays to NASA's in-orbit satellite refueling robot to push costs over $2B target

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Facepalm

So NASA has to pay the customer for being late on it's promise.

I wonder why they never seem to have that clause in the contracts when NASA is the customer?

Maybe they can take some "learnings"[*] from this.

* Hey, don't blame me! It a US organisation being reported on by a USAified website :-)

Astronomers spot collision between two exoplanets, both feared vaporized

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Re: feared vaporized

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

ASUS thinks outside the 4″ x 4″ box with plans for custom NUCs

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I wonder...

...if a mini version of the original IBM PC, a basic system board with expansion slots might be something to look forward too? Rather than ISA slots, I'm thinking vertically mounted M.2/PCIe slots running lengthways so would accommodate external ports on the end of the expansion card through the back of the case. Of course, not quite as basic a system board as the original PC, since so much more is already in the onboard chipset. Whether an eco system of 3rd party expansion cards could grow may be the real sticking point. It would probably depend on whether the specs were open enough and no silly patents on board shapes, sizes etc.

It won't happen, of course. The way to make huge gobs of money is to make everyone buy the special custom box they need, not allow them to spec and expand as required to make their own custom box with just the bits they need.

APNIC close to completing delegation of its final /8 IPv4 block

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IPv4 addresses are also widely traded and/or leased,

"IPv4 addresses are also widely traded and/or leased,"

Why? I thought unused addresses were supposed to be returned, since they have no "value" and are "owned" by IANA and the RIRs. Maybe it's time for them to "man[*] up" and start forcibly repatriating all those IPV4s being sold, loaned and leased and killing of the brokers making money from a "free" resource. Likewise those large orgs with huge allocations who are not fully utilising them.

*, Yeah, I know, in these modern times it should be "person up", but that just sounds so wrong.

Meta watchdog sticks a probe into Facebook rules after fake Biden vid allowed to stay

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Re: Not generated by Ai?

Unless, of course, you post similarly derogatory videos of Zuck. I guarantee they won't last more than minutes, if that long, before being removed.

Swedish tech biz aims to sail past traffic woes on electric hydrofoils

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Not exactly breaking news....

From just over a year ago Hydrofoil: World's first electric-powered 'flying' boat launched and also, from about the same time but also predicting a 2024 service launch as per the El Reg article, Hydrofoil: Electric ferry will run between Belfast and Bangor

New information physics theory is evidence 'we're living in a simulation,' says author

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Re: How many simulate consciousnesses ...

"Methinks this is nothing more than an attempt at re-filling the grant money coffers. Philosophers gotta eat, too."

We need a bigger computer to identify what the actual question to "Life, The Universe and Everything" actually is. It might even need to be the size of a planet!

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Re: Problem of evil?

"Would a post-human society capable of creating a simulated universe be as unethical as to allow all this suffering?"

You never played Sim City? Introducing "natural disaster" or conjuring up Godzilla to help clear some old buildings for redevelopment was a useful and "fun" part of it.

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Re: All Hail

Maybe our simulation overlords are running Seti@home on the spare processing cycles.

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Joke

Re: It only needs enough power to simulate one human brain, me.

"The rest is just a figment of my simulated imagination."

You have got one fucking warped imagination matey!!!

<shutdown -p now>

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Re: If this is a simulation...

"About the only thing they got right was the rendering quality,"

As the simulated "intelligences" advance through the program, my experience is that the render quality starts to reduce with added blur effects and the action tends to slow down a lot. Possibly another power saving feature.

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Re: Bollox

"Proof we are not, name one computer/OS where this actually happens????"

Shirley that is proof that we are in a simulation since by definition a simulation is not 100% accurate, just an approximation.

Two Project Kuiper prototype satellites finally reach orbit

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Re: Can we get Musky's space junk deoribited too?

Astronomers on their remote mountain eyries have managed for many years without Starlink :-)

A truck goes out with blank data tapes every few months, collects the full ones and checks they haven't eaten each other yet.

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Re: Launch, test, destroy

"I hope all their future sats will also be deorbitable"

That is a license requirement these days. De-orbit or move to a "graveyard" orbit if it's a high flyer. This applies to most sat launches, Russia and China possibly excepted since they tend to ignore "inconvenient" rules. Certainly anyone requiring FCC licenses due to launching from the USA or having a presence in the USA and I'd be surprised if most other launches didn't abide by the same rules or be required to by the host country they launch from.

Scripted shortcut caused double-click disaster of sysadmin's own making

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Re: Guilty

Ditto the trailing or lack of trailing / in rsync paths changing the behaviour of what gets transferred or where has probably caught every *nix user out at some stage.

Also, for those of use using pip on CP/M and moving to MS-DOS and discovering source and destination are reversed. Although to be fair pip using destination=source feels like a bit of an outlier since I think pretty much every other OS I ever used from TRS-DOS on up used source:destination format. I never really used mini or mainframe OSs, so I'll have to assume that CP/M did things they way they were expected on some previous OS.

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Re: Is there anyone

"someone asked "are you sure you didn't type 'format c:' ?""

Worse, on Apricot computers, the A: drive was the floppy until you added a hard disk, which then became A: and bumped the floppy up to B: or C: or whatever came next after each hard disk and/or partitions had been allocated driver letters. Not fun if working with both those and "standard" PC's. There may have been others that did it that way, but IME it was only Apricot.

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Re: Yes

To (mis-)quote Korev, above...

"Learnt" - yes from orbit -->

Bad spelling caused by poor pronunciation. :-)

India demands social networks 'swiftly' remove all CSAM

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Facepalm

Re: "Indian Internet"

"There is no such thing as an "Indian Internet" or a "MyCountry Internet". It is "The Internet" and it neither needs or recognises idiotic concepts like borders or countries."

Internet: An network consisting of many networks all interconnected. There is no such thing as "the" internet :-)

Police ignored the laws of datacenter climate control

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I winder if it would have been fixed sooner if the leak had been directed to affect the people below rather than out the window? :-)

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Re: Glass cutting

"How many replacements before you just put a simple shield or flap over the front of the floppy drive?"

My "solution" at a pottery where the optical sensor on the tape drive kept getting clogged with dust and ripping the tapes off the end of the spool, was to open the PCs PSU, turn the extractor fan into an intake fan by physically reversing its orientation, and put a filter on the the new "inlet", so clean air blew out the tape/floppy drive/other open holes at the front. The filter needed changing every week but that was no longer my problem.

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Re: Fun with magnets.

Reading through the comments, and the reference to the degaussing being used to clear the persistent letters on the display, I was starting to imaging some sort of Etch-a-Sketch display and the "DUNGGggg!" noise was to shake the display and spread the dust properly again :-)

Yeah, those built-in degaussers were scary the first time you came across them. I never saw a display like that, but did come across many 19" or larger colour CRTs used in CAD and process control rooms[*] over the years.

* control room screens were the ones most likely to have screen burn, since they invariably showed, 24/7, a mostly static schematic of the factory/refinery/chemical plant systems with things like kettle temperatures and valve positions.

Apple pays $500K to make sales bods' complaint about wage theft go away

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Facepalm

Computer business can't run efficient computerised payroll system

Is this incompetence or are they trying the Gus Gorman[*] approach to shaving a little extra profit? After all, they design computers and write operating systems, so an efficient and working payroll system should be a doddle.

* See Richard prior playing the roll in Superman III

You've just spent $400 on a baby monitor. Now you need a subscription

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Re: Someone else's computer

but needed a new battery/cell."

Oh, yeah, my batery has been down to something like a 5-10 minute "life" for years, but since it only ever gets used in the powered window mount in the car, it doesn't seem worth the minor hassle nor minor expense of replacing it :-)

I never considered that feature of a SatNav might be a video in port. But now you've mentioned it, a combined SatNav/reversing camera makes sense, especially from before reversing cameras become more or less standard equipment on modern cars.

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Re: This is why I'm missing out on a lot of stuff

That's an interesting summary, thanks. It looks like they are all simply "middle-men" buying wholesale and selling retail, with a very few who may some some solar capacity of their own, but the biggest takeaway from that list is that almost all of the regulator-imposed customer transfers from bust retailers is to sellers who are actually in the energy generating business.

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Re: This is why I'm missing out on a lot of stuff

If you are referring to the recent ones going bust in the UK, I don't think any of them were actual energy companies. They were little more than marketing and bill collecting agencies. :-)

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Re: Device no longer working as sold

"All Amazon is responsible for is delivering the product. Almost nothing they sell is actually made by Amazon, so they aren't on the hook for post sale support any more than Walmart is for the jeans you buy. Are you saying that you think Amazon should be on the hook for stuff they sell but someone else makes?"

If the poster is in the UK or the EU, then yes, the retailer is the one on the hook if they supply faulty goods, so Amazon is responsible for the the stuff they sell as Amazon, but not the other sellers using Amazon as a "fullfilment agent". I'm not sure I can remember[*] the last time I bought something that came with a "manufacturers warranty card" since almost no one ever filled them in and returned them because of the decent consumer protections in place.

* It's entirely possibly I have had some more recently, but since it's basically just waste paper in the package, it would go in the bin/recycling with everything else not required and that info would not be committed to long term memory :-)

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Re: Device no longer working as sold

"But, alas, who wants the cost (money, time, stress) of taking them to court over it? And what would you get if you won?"

In the UK, it's the retailer who is on the hook. Most large reputable retailers will refund or replace for an obvious fault in my experience. I'd probably expect them to be less aware of "software faults" such as home automation remoter/cloud server no longer existing and be more reluctant to refund or replace because they don't understand the nature of the fault. Worst case is to go to small claims court, which is fairly cheap and easy to do and in many cases, the defendant won't even turn up and you'll win by default. At that point, the legal system it completely on your side and will enforce payment, even if that requires sending the bailiffs to their HQ.

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Re: Someone else's computer

"Something over your head"?

"Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans."

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Re: Someone else's computer

"Magellan SatNavs with "lifetime" map updates define "lifetime" as three years in the fine print."

Funny you should mention that. I just updated the maps on my Garmin SatNav yesterday. The "lifetime map updates" was included in the price and it was so long ago I can't remember when I bought it. It's at least 10 years old now, possibly as much as 15. Oh, and there was also a firmware update too, so I suppose that must be quite impressive in terms of long term support :-) It did get "confused" a while back due the GPS roll-over so it didn't automatically switch into night mode at the right time and IIRC there were two firmware updates before some sort of s/w workaround came through. When it fails/dies, my experience with Garmin will strongly point me at another Garmin device :-)

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Re: Someone else's computer

The problem with the subscription model, in my opinion, is no one has yet managed to come up with a viable and workable micropayments system. There's too many middlemen wanting a percentage cut with a minimum "floor level", so you can't take out a subscription for, say 20p per month, or 1p per usage and similar things we were told would be happening Real Soon Now(R), or at least that's what I read in the tech press about 20 years ago, and repeated every other year or so since. Those middlemen all want a couple of quid/dollars for processing the payment. Interestingly, I believe the processing charge for using my debit card is 5p per transaction, and that almost certainly includes a profit margin, so ultra-low cost subscription models clearly are possible.

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Re: Someone else's computer

You seem to be assuming that a "smart" house of any kind must be controllable remotely by a smartphone while out and about. For many, many people, that simply is not an essential use case. For some it's actually undesirable. If the system running your house is "smart", why do you need to be able to control it? It should be clever enough to work out what you want based on normal activities, whether you are at home or not, how many people are present and in which rooms. There should be no need for remote control except in rare circumstances and especially no need for control by some company hosting a back-end.

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Re: "the sudden imposition of subscription fees"

"An essential smart meter install"...very carefully worded to imply that it's compulsory without actually saying so.

I think they are under pressure from Government to deploy them in customers homes and get fined for not meeting targets, so despite them not being compulsory for the end users, they are effectively compulsory from the point of view of the energy suppliers, putting them in an awkward position of having to be lying bastards[*] to meet some random Government target.

And yes, I've had almost the identical experience about once per year for the last few years, including the phone call ending fairly abruptly when I say no thank you :-)

* well, more so than usual, anyway :-)

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Re: "the sudden imposition of subscription fees"

"so whatever system they are using to calculate it isn't very accurate!"

Wow! In my experience, whenever they get around to re-assessing my monthly payment, without fail the automated systems over-estimate my usage by a significant margin. Every single time I phone up and suggest the future payments are too high, the person on the phone has a look, agrees and puts it back down to something close to the current payments.

I see from todays news that collectively, the energy supply companies are sitting on over £8B of customers over-payments and some of them, despite the law, are seeming quite reluctant to pay the customers their own money back on request. I've not personally had that issue, but with that amount of free money sitting in energy companies banks, there's probably a fair bit of interest they are making on it too.

Google says that YouTube vid can wait if it saves on energy

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Re: 80 minutes?

80 minutes probably covers them for the vast majority of outages. I'd imagine MS have data on their own genny usage and have costed the battery to be big enough that the savings on genny and diesel usage pays for the battery, but the genny is still there, ready to kick in for those rare few outages at the wrong end of the curve that stretch beyond the battery capacity.

Let's just hope someone has pointed out to the beancounters that diesel has a limited shelf0life and must be replaced even if not used, every now and then.

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Re: Not Google's job here...

In the UK at least, large consumer of energy are usually on contracts whereby they get a discount on their bill in exchange for the energy supplier being able to cut them off or enforce reduced consumption under condition of heavy load.

And while I see your point re. Google, it could depend on what the data centre provides. Just pulling the plug might have much further reaching effects than most people imagine if it's a regional "cloud" supplier for Google Docs etc. That might be cutting off business resources over a multi-State or, in the EU, multi-country customer base, possibly even including those providing emergency or disaster services. We already know from various headlines that Google cloud, AWS and O365 are not as resilient as they would have us believe but still business and government use the services.

Elon Musk's ambitions for Starship soar high while reality waits on launchpad

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Re: As much as I'd love to see Elon Musk permanently leave this planet. . .

"Eventually, that thing will crash on Mars,"

No, it won't. Even though it does get out as far as Mars, it's in a different orbital inclination and so can never "crash on Mars".

ESA funds space weather satellite swarm to understand and combat orbital debris

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Coat

Well, that sucks. Plan 9 it is then!

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You;re right about there being a space junk problem. But there are companies and agencies already spending money on possible solution. What ESA are going ro do is try to get more data on the behaviour of that debris and how it's affected b y space weather so as to better be able to clean it up when the relevant technology is ready. After all, when there's an oil spill, you don't just in and start clean up attempts without getting the best weath forecast you ca, taking note of the shape of the sea floor if it's shallow water and being observant of the water current. The more you know, the more you can adapt your techniques to the prevailing conditions, and whether it's oil spills or space junk, there are multiple different solutions that work better or worse in different conditions.

China uses Alibaba's Euro logistic hub to spy on stuff, Belgian intelligence fears

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The Trump defence?

"In late September, however, China flipped the script and accused the US of breaking into Huawei servers and stealing data as far back as 2009."

The Trump Defence. Don't bother denying, just claim the "other side" has already done the same and worse, so it's alright, nothing to see here.

Lenovo to offer Android PCs, starting with an all-in-one that can pack a Core i9

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"Throw all the Linux variables on the Average Joe - from desktop choice, to repository distribution choice, to questions of hardware compatibility, to questions of software compatibility, to learning curve - and you get...dead in the water. No Average Joe wants to commit to that level of plunging off the deep end."

If Linux was for sale, I'm sure you could "sell" it in exactly the way you described. Start with a choice of the three main GUIs, find the specific needs of the user, and then present them with a choice of the suitable distros that use the initially chose GUI. I'm sure that would be simple for anyone in retail who knows their products.

In my experience, most people in retail DO NOT work like that. They have other motives or pressures such as specific brands or models that need to be shifted NOW 'cos the new one is coming soon, or the better commission/profit margin on a certain brand, or the high commission extended warranty with certain brands/models etc. Or, they simply don't understand the products well enough or even don't care, so long as they get a sale.

Acting union calls out Hollywood studios for 'double standard' on AI use

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Re: Sorry, you don't own the IP you appear in!

You may be missing the point. The studio only owns the rights to that specific performance, not the rights to then use that performance to create an AI represenattion of that actor in another form or production.

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Re: Answering the Rhetorical Question

"studios promise not to use an actor's work in AI training without the actor's explicit consent."

...and the consent will be given by signing a contract, because it will be a clause in every actors contract unless you are big enough to refuse and they still want you. The vast majority of actors are interchangeable if they are "difficult" and can be easily replaced if they don't consent. After all, that's what actors do. They become different people, that's the whole point of the job, so collective bargaining is pretty much the only power most of them have, so long as they all stick together.

X confuses the masses by removing all details from links

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Re: So they've given up on advertisers ?

What about the "official brand apparel of the race war"?

That would probably be your nations $largest_Supplier of white bedsheets?

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Re: Crazy 1980s movie plot alert!

Oh, the most recent re-make. I thought you meant the original 1914 film :-)

1914, 1921, 1935, 1945. 1985, all the same Brewster name and premise with varying amounts and periods to blow the smaller amount to get the larger amount, generally an amount sounding outrageous to the audience of the time and growing larger with each new remake. But yeah, another re-make would almost certainly be the first to make the leap from millions to billions :-)

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Re: Making Twitter less useful every day

"Force people to have copy/paste the URL into a browser"

If I highlight some text with my mouse in firefox and right-click it, I get a context menu which has on option to search the highlighted test on the default (DDG) search engine or, if it's enough like to a URI or FQDN, to open it in a new tab. No need to copy and paste. It's barely more complex than clicking a live link :-)

Lenovo PC boss: 4 in 5 of our devices will be repairable by 2025

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Re: repairable, yes.

I'm not sure any of the Lenovo laptop line is upgradable any more other than some still having one or maybe two SODIMM sockets and, in most cases, the SSD is upgradable. None have options to upgrade CPU or GPU, and to be fair, I think that applies to all laptop OEMs these days. If any current models have socketed CPUs I've not seen one in years!

But yeah, the X13 is a bugger with only soldered on RAM, ditto the T14s (basically the same device), but not the Intel based T14

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"T series Thinkpads used to be some of the most repairable laptops around. Not only were parts available, but the repair and maintenance manuals were in the Internet, and for free."

That's still the case, on the whole. I only see enterprise class kit, and most of it is pretty easily repairable, full parts/repair manuals available to all, plenty of Lenvo created videos on YouTube demonstrating the parts replacement process. Where things have changed from the IBM days is primarily in the consumer grade kit and to an extent in the enterprise kir where, for example, on some of the cheaper models the RAM is on the system board, possibly with no expansion SODIMM socket, but most will at least have one SODIMM socket for expansion or all the RAM is SODIMM. Other than that, it's all on the system board except the WLAN, the SSD and maybe, the WiFI card. A few, for design reasons rather than repairability, may have small expansion boards for, eg USB and/or Ethernet. Primarily cost-cutting measures in term of manufacture which, to be fair, they ALL do, so to stay competatve, an OEM pretty much has to follow the crowd whether they want to or not. As for parts repair, when new parts are sent out from Lenov, sometimes they are marked up as factory repairs, so those where it's economic to re-work the board, they already do that. I've never seen Dell or HP parts sent out marked as repaired, but maybe they are just less transparent about that.

Having said that, I'm fairly confident they will not be releasing board schematics and/or any board level components as sparers. Consumer repairs will be pretty much as they are now, replace entire modules, eg system board, battery, LCD panel, SSD, keyboard, maybe RAM and not much else, the assumption being that 99% of consumers will have neither the skills nor kit to replace a broken USB port on a system board. That will remain the job of repair centres. On the other hand, if we are going back to easily replaceable batteries in their phones and tablets, that's good news :-)

Lorenz ransomware crew bungles blackmail blueprint by leaking two years of contacts

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Re: Ethical?

Yeah,. pretty much the entire story seems to be "we know who tried to contact the gang". There's no juicy bits of useful info such as inter-gang comms or insider dirt, no scandal. Unless there's more to come, it's just a little bit of schadenfreude and not much else. I think I'm more disappointed than anything else.

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