* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Ad agency boss owned two Ferraris but wouldn't buy a real server

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Pint

Friday comes but once a week

"Thirsty folk will tell you it's always twelve o'clock somewhere, but Friday comes but once a week"

On the plus side, it's Friday for about 48 hours someone in the world :-)

UK minister tells telcos to share telegraph poles if they can't lay cable underground

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Re: Carbon savings

"The ongoing maintenance has to be more than underground lines."

Different budget. Maintenance isn't capital spend. And anyway, that's next years budget and someone else's problem 'cos management will have moved on by then and took their bonuses with them! :-)

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Re: Interesting Choice

To be fair, it's not the poles or pylons that generally have a problem with the wind. It's the trees that blow onto them. At one time, if it looked like a tree was going to be a problem, it would be cut down. Nowadays, all trees seem to be sacrosanct, no matter the risk to infrastructure, and any hint that a tree may need to be cut down to prevent storm damage results in letters to the editor and Swampy's pals building tree houses in them! Heritage steam railways have a similar issue, except in their case it's a fire risk that used to be dealt with and now involves months of planning requests and environmental surveys,

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Re: They do.

"That sounds much better than around here, where CityFibre have recently been along my street adding a new pole 5ft away from each BT pole. Most of the BT poles only appear to have a handful of cables on them."

Odds are that BT would require a rental fee to use the poles, ongoing, forever, which will have paid for itself after a year or two. Profit! So CityFibre looked at what BT wanted and decided to put their own poles in, paid off in "saved" BT pole rental in two years and so "savings!!" In the end, BT lost potential income and CityFibre spent more than they need to.

The obvious and fair solution, with wins all around, is for BT to charge half the new pole installation cost as a one off fee for using their poles. If a 3rd supplier comes along and wants in on the act, they pay 1/3rd of the new pol installation cost, again as a one off fee, but that payment is split two ways between BT and CityFibre. Cost of maintaining the poles is split between the poles users with the initial pole owner deciding what to do and when unless other pole users can demonstrate issues with the poles affecting their services. Same system can apply to underground ducts too. Someone pays once to put the duct in, any future users can pay their "share", as a one off for access.

Of course, the pole and duct owners can't then gouge the other suppliers, so of course it won't happen without regulation and/or laws and it goes against the grain of capitalism.

Oh look, cracking down on Big Tech works. Brave, Firefox, Vivaldi surge on iOS

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"Google should not be able to decide what is the standard by simply unulaterally including it into their browser."

"This website works best with MSIE6. Actually, it ONLY works with MSIE6. And the special Active-X plug you can download ONLY from this site is mandatory. We recommand you use MSIE6 + the special Active-X plug-in to download the special Active-X plug-in"

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"It wasn't until there was some competition that all of a sudden they decided it was worth putting some work into it."

Which, funnily enough, proves the benefits of competition, even it it does mean a smidgen more costs for the players.

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Re: Brexit Bonus?

I think the fact they excluded Iceland et al who "all but EU members" means it's extremely likely they will exclude NI too,

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"It just didn't work as well as Edge and the design was clunky and slow,"

Or, maybe, Edge is much more tightly integrated into the OS that by definition it's going to work better in some circumstances. There are parts of Windows where no matter your default browser choice, MS STILL uses Edge, despite your choice. ie exactly the behaviour that forced the EU browser choice on MS back in 2010. Their spots haven't changed, they just temporarily covered them over and now the camouflage is degrading while they hope that enough people in the EU have forgotten and it might take yet another 5-10 years to take action.

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Re: "make their websites dependant on Google's proprietary features"

"I'm looking at you Microsoft."

And game devs! It's been an issue ever since the IBM AT came out, faster and more expensive than an XT :-)

CPU power, RAM volume and GFX capabilities for new games always seem to be that much faster/higher/better than most users have.

Voyager 1 starts making sense again after months of babble

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Re: Ah! Memories!

In my job, the kit we service has excellent online, free[*], searchable service manuals for all of the (well known) OEMs we deal with. Compared with 10-20 years ago, I find them much improved not only in terms of availability but in terms of being current, with links to fault finding and all sorts of resources I'd previously have to hunt down or even pay significant money for, if they even existed. This may not apply across the industry, or in other industries, or to consumer grade kit, but my experience can only be described as positive :-)

* not always freely available to all, I admit. Most offer at least the service manuals to all, some restrict some information only to authorised "partners" and "service techs", but it is all there but generally, it's not hard to find the teardown info, f/w, drivers and all the stuff you need for 95% of the work, even if not an "authorised" technician. Few offer the circuit diagrams mind, but 99% of the time, you don't want or need that level of detail unless you are working to a tight budget and the kit is out of warranty, which doesn't happen in my job :-)

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Re: Ah! Memories!

"many videos are surprisingly content-free!"

That's how most of our ongoing training is delivered. The best way to deal with it IME is to blast through as quickly as possible and do the test while it's still fresh in the mind. The real training happens when you are on site in front of the broken kit and have the service manual open :-)

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Re: V'Ger

Well, the article does state "Engineers are hopeful that the veteran spacecraft Voyager 1 might have turned a corner", so it's either found a new fuel source and figured out how to top up the tanks, it slingshotted around a previously unknown gravity well, or aliens! :-)

Third time is almost the charm for SpaceX's Starship

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Re: Capabilities.

"And me! Was just watching Scott Manley's review here-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8htMpR7mnaM"

He also pointed out something I'd not noticed in the live stream. There was still some pressure in the cargo hold as seen by the wisps of vapour, which then proceeded to rush towards the hatch when it opened. I wonder if that could be an issue, eg causing a "thrust" and possible rotation? I suppose it depends on how much remaining pressure there was. Although it was interesting to see a real life demonstration of a pressure loss in space. It didn't look as violent as Hollywood shows us :-)

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Re: Basically

Considering that SpaceX is the only company using mainly re-usable spacecraft and the Starship prototypes are intended to be fully re-usable, that's an interestingly wrong observation from you. If you want to attack Musk over something credible, I'll probably join in with you, but picking on the one thing SpaceX is doing right that no other launcher is yet doing is so far off the target, the proverbial barn door must be on a different planet to you!

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"The payload doors looked like they had some movement, but it's not clear how successful that was yet."

It looked a bit thin and "cheap" to me. It seemed to be flexing when trying to close it. Looks like it needs some strengthening.

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While I sort of agree with you, I would dispute that "enormous amounts of land that has to be cleared for them". Here in the UK, where most land is at a premium, there are many on farmland and the farmer simply ploughs around them and their access roads/tracks. The "wasted" land is minimal. Others are up on moorland which isn't used for much other than maybe some sheep grazing, and the sheep really don't seem to care about for the slight disruption and minimal loss of grazing.

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I heard it said that they are using the "waste" fuel that needs venting to keep the pressure at safe levels as the thrusters and that exhaust may freeze on the nozzles, especially on the shaded side and bits of ice breaking off might have been the "debris" we were seeing. I'm no rocket engineer or physicist, but it sounds plausible to me. Happy to be corrected :-)

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I nearly missed this!

I had a brain fart and thought it was happening 1am local time! But since I'm not at work today, I was browsing a bit of Youtube just after lunch and the Live stream appeared in the suggestions. Boy am I glad I was wasting time on Youtube today :-)

I'm not 100% sure, but I think they did actually succeed in all of their primary goals too. And from what I gather, they have the kit and the plans for a number more test flights this year too. Looking forward to seeing both bits make successful "soft" landings and I REALLY hope we get to see an actual catch attempt this year!

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Re: Capabilities.

"The video of the reentry plasma around the fin was one of the most amazing things I've seen."

Same here, that was stunning! They very kindly explained why we were able to see it too. Basically 'cos Starship is frikken big!

Exchange Online blocked from sending email to AOL and Yahoo

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Re: AOL

"AOL??? That still exists???"

I thought that until a couple of days ago when I noticed two different signed vans, different business, parked next to each other, both with AOL email addresses on the side. :-)

Rancher faces prison for trying to breed absolute unit of a sheep

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That post was bat sheep crazy!

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"Suppose they succeed and the wholly mammoth and modern day elephants breed. Is that not the same endangerment of the species?"

The Wooley Mammoth is a native animal :-)

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"It's simple, you lambush one then bleat it to death with some kind of martial arts style chop."

Wow! That's a mint idea!

Pentagon said to have pulled $2.5B Intel defense chips grant

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Re: Comrade Трамп

I suspect you are conflating two separate issues here.

Stanford University failed to detect ransomware intruders for 4 months

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Re: "We take safeguarding your information seriously,"

...and it only took us a year to let you know. Meanwhile, we hope your data wasn't used to scam you or take out loans in your name. Have a Nice Day(tm)

Japan's first private satellite launch imitates SpaceX's giant explosions

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Mushroom

KA-BOOOM!

Commentator <dead-pan> A launch anomaly.

LOL

Trump 'tried to sell Truth Social to Musk' as SPAC deal stalled

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Re: "the use of a Chinese firm"

...and impregnated with lead, as evidenced by the declining mental acuity of frequent wearers :-)

NASA's FY2025 budget request means tough times ahead for Chandra and Hubble

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Amazing views! Great selling point!

UK council yanks IT systems and phone lines offline following cyber ambush

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Re: "Cyberattacks happen a lot, they happen to councils a lot,"

To be fair, it's a bit difficult NOT to publish the information on elected officials and the relevant staff on something like a Council website. It's all information that has to be public. I would assume the canteen staff and cleaners names are not on that website, or even the general non-customer facing staff, but department heads etc would be easily findable anyway from many other sources.

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Re: "Cyberattacks happen a lot, they happen to councils a lot,"

"the recognised poverty of most UK councils"

"Poverty" is relative. Some may have effectively gone bankrupt and others may be close to it, but the annual budget is still a Very Large Number in most cases.

Birmingham, as a current example, may be effectively bust and in special measure, but the annual budget is still over £3B. To a ransomeware crim, that's still a juicy target.

Likewise, Leicester City Council has an annual budget in the region of £500m, so to ransomware scum, also a juicy target for a $million or so, even though local councils, especially now, are at best breaking even and have no spare cash.

Attacks on UK fiber networks mount: Operators beg govt to step in

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Re: simple.

He's probably referring to sentencing guidelines. By make a new, specific offence it allows for different sentencing. See, for example, assaut against and emergency worker compared to assault against "normal" people. On the other hand, a variation ion a law or sentencing guidance is probably easier and quicker than a whole new law. But a whole new law gets media attention and in some cases, change the threshold between a finable offence and an appearance in court

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Re: Root cause

"the accessibility of the ducts (and indeed ancillary equipment)."

I've reported open street cabs to the relevant owners, both OpenReach and VM, and neither bothered to secure them for months. If they won't react to information provided, why should Government be expected to help secure the kit for them?

GPT-4 won't run Doom but will play the game poorly

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Re: "Also, GPT-4 can't reason very well."

Exactly. The only ethics involved here are those in the mind of the person "programming" it. There are no inherent "3 laws of robotics" in the LLM. After all, anyone can attach a movement sensor and a gun to a robot arm and get it to kill intruders. The robot arm has no ethics or morals, can't think or reason and has no intelligence. I doubt any LLM has been taught to not harm humans or even been taught what "harm" might mean, as evidenced by the shit they frequently output.

Justice Dept reportedly starts criminal probe into Boeing door bolt incident

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Re: Sentences you have to read twice...

As other have mentioned above, if you call it a door, then it's not a documented procedure. Otherwise there could be...issues...every time the plane lands at an airport when embarking or disembarking passengers self-[un]loading cargo. :-)

Climate change means beer made from sewer water, says North Carolina brewery

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And if they are into parties, there's an even bigger one under the sea!

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"So UK rivers - still room for improvement, but water quality is much better than it was, and is generally well protected."

Although, unless you are at a "source", eg an underground spring making it's first exit into the open world, always remember that no matter how inviting and clear that stream water looks, there may be a dead sheep or something in it upstream, out of of sight! :-)

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Re: Wouldn't put me off

"TBH I'd be surprised if this process is any more efficient than letting it evaporate and collecting rainwater."

Unfortunately, in hotter climates, letting it evaporate and turn into rainwater is essentially exporting their water. The rain isn't happening often enough there. Which is pretty much the point of the article :-)

British Library pushes the cloud button, says legacy IT estate cause of hefty rebuild

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Re: where are they going to get the money

"But it doesn't sound like they have a plan(or wasn't in the article) where the money will come from.(Or how much they expect to need/how long it will take)."

While technically a charity, the vast majority of the funding is via Government grant and it has legal status as a "deposit library", not to mention it's national and international status. They will have to go cap in hand, with a business plan, and ask for more/emergency funding. But as a "national asset", they will get it. They may have to fight for what they want as opposed to what they are offered, but they will get it. It may even be part of the reason for going "cloud", since the up front costs are lower than re-building an on-prem data centre.

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Sometimes, maybe, possibly. Unless it's socketed (highly unlikely these days), or you can de-solder it and then reprogramme it, odds are you need to power it on to update the firmware, at which point it may be too late in the boot process to be sure your f/w update did it's job or just appeared to do it's job. The Intel Management Engine and similar are basically a whole other computer on the system board that's already running before any other boot device or on board BIOS/UEFI environment. ANd the age of the device will affect how much time and money can be put into recovering it before a new replacement is cheaper. Who even knows what might be happening in the firmware of other devices inside the case. I saw a Youtube video of someone installing and running Linux on an HDD PCB. If you can run an entire OS on the circuit board of a spinning disk, what can do with an SSD?

And then, in this case at least, probably in most orgs IT system, it's an "organic" system that has grown over the years with various h/w and s/w of various vintages, some of which can only interact because of custom s/w, h/w and or bodges leading to "legacy workflows" that can't happen on replacement version of h/w & s/w, much of which may be precisely the reason the entire setup was vulnerable in the first place. But getting the budget to rip everything out and replace it with current kit is an immensely hard sell until something like a ransomware high-jacking happens. If the system is running ok, telling the Board that it needs to be replaced due to nebulous potential threats is an uphill battle.

UK and US lack regulation to protect space tourists from cosmic ray dangers

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Re: The billionaires ...

Yeah, I hear old walnut face Murdock just got engaged again, aged about 90. I hope it's a short engagement or she'll never get her inheritance :-)

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Re: Look...

Not to mention that currently, apart from well regulated trips to the ISS[*], the radiation exposure for "space tourists" is probably less than a few high altitude passenger jet flights per year. On the other hand, the time it takes governments to get regulations in place, things may well have changed.

[*] Space tourists to the ISS stay a hell of a lot less time than crew, and crew are monitored already, so by definition, the "tourists" are too.

How do you lot feel about Pay or say OK to ads model, asks ICO

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Re: " The proposed DPDI bill already aims to nobble cookie banners"

"Oh, and by the way, the GDPR is silent on 'cookie banners' (and indeed on 'cookies'). The relevant UK legislation is the Privacy and Electronic Communications (EC Directive) Regulations 2003, implementing European Directive 2002/58/EC. It relates to cookies and other tracking devices (a fact that's usually ignored) but 'cookie banners' are purely an invention of those attempting to circumvent the legislation, in that, as implemented, they're the most annoying possible way to 'seek consent', in the obvious hope that most folks will just click through."

You nailed it with that. All these people complaining about cookie banners/pop-ups never seem to understand that most important bit. It's marketers being as obnoxious as possible to turn the users against the little protection they have. See, for example, the number of sites still using a single opt-in "click to accept all" and literally 100's of opt-outs you need to click one at a time to opt out of each "partner".

An engine that can conjure thrust from thin air? We speak to the designer

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Yeah, I was confused by the original article and read this hoping for some clarification, but the interviewee still seems to mix and match "fuel" and "propellant". It still sounds as though the energy input is electricity which is used to create a plasma to generate thrust. So the electricity is the fuel and the propellant is air turned to plasma. I'd like to be contradicted if anyone can do it at no more than high school physics level so I can try to understand what is really revolutionary here :-)

BOFH: I get locked out, but I get in again

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Re: Locales

"Swapping key caps is totally beneath a BOFH"

He's only filling in for the PFY!

"Messing up the locales can be done remotely and blamed on a virus/SW update."

I'm sure he does that when he gets back to Mission Control and is resuming his normal BOFH duties :-)

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Re: German tomfoolery

"That one took a while to figure out."

Over the years, I've come across that sort issue often enough that if I or a user can't log in for some reason, try typing the password (or something using the same set of characters) in the username field first so can see if there any oddities indicating a different keyboard layout.

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Re: Very neat episode, nice little cliff-hanger

That's the thing with kids' humour/mischievousness and level of inventiveness. Most of it is not original and they learn it from the year/grade above them so it sort of stagnates at a particular age group with each new year group passing through the "humour field", with possible minor variation based on technology or social changes.

Same seems to happen with technology in general. There's always some "bright kid" whose just "(re)invented something that's been around for years, but they give it a shiny new name and the new kids in marketing spend millions telling us it really is new, honestly!.

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Re: ChatGPT

"You absolute donut!"

I see the LLM has noted the Americanization of El Reg :-)

I don't recall the BOFH ever calling anyone a doughnut, least of all a donut. I could be wrong, of course, but if he did, I suspect it would be the former, not the latter spelling :-)

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Re: "it was a common skill"

I remember surprising a girl with that skill (she had initiated the canoodling that led to it!). So surprised was she that she made me demonstrate the technique to her as she was always having trouble fastening/unfastening her bra and I was just sooo much quicker at it :-)

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Re: PFY's responsibilities

I never went that far, but in the days when users didn't even know what config.sys and autoexec.bat were for, it was easy to check for or instal [n]ansi.sys and set up a few ESC sequences to re-map keys and leave them scratching their heads :-)

Job interview descended into sweary shouting match, candidate got the gig anyway

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Re: There's a strategy that few people employ

Aah," he said, "my next question was going to be about which of our presenters you enjoy the most. Weeds out those who are trying it on."

That might have caught me out, even if being honest! I listen to a number of radio stations, but not necessarily often or closely enough to know the names of any of the presenters :-)

Often I get annoyed simply because I heard a good song but the presenters announced the title and performer at the start, before I knew if it was something |I might like and not another piece of "background fluff" music and I wasn't paying attention. Likewise with factual type shows. The show may be interesting, but I don't always know or care who the presenter is unless it's one I like enough to set up a recording for in case I miss it or grab from Sounds, eg many Radio 4 science related shows.

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