* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Space dust reveals Earth-killer asteroids tough to destroy

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"Let’s hit Earth with a cubic mile of hot fudge sundae.”

...which falls on a Tuesdae this year :-)

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Yeah, but then you need a team of wildcat drillers in spaaaaace!!

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You want to test that by being close to one going off? :-)

British monarchy goes after Twitter, alleges rent not paid for UK base

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Re: Head of Commonwealth

"Speaking as a (British) republican I wish that we had the same choice."

"Oh, they held an election for party leader and he won. (became Prime Minister)"

Umm, let's a play a game of spot the difference, shall we?

Some people voted for Liz Truss to be an MP, but the rest us us didn't get to vote her in as PM. Some difference, but when it comes to the "top job", the people don't get a vote in the UK. I feel as though I'm repeating myself here. You being a republican doesn't change the facts, whether you like them or not.

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Re: Not quite.

And, likewise, he's not necessarily King Charles III in many of those places in the same way that Queen Elizabeth II of England was "merely" Queen Elizabeth in Scotland since the previous English Queen of that name was never Queen of Scotland. (ISTR there was a bit of a kerfuffle in Scotland when the first new Royal Mail post boxes were appearing after QEII's coronation and they had to be changed to remove the II from the crest)

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Re: Head of Commonwealth

From wikipedia "n 2018, following the 2018 Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting, Commonwealth leaders declared that Charles would be the next head of the Commonwealth,[36] while the role remained non-hereditary.[37][38] Consequently, after the Queen's death on 8 September 2022, Charles automatically became Head of the Commonwealth."

Sounds like a vote to me! More of a ceremonial "Prime Minister" position and definitely not a "Head of State" position, so being voted on an elected by the leaders of the Commonwealth nations sounds perfectly reasonable rather than a full on public vote in each member nation, ie just how most Prime Ministers are elected, by the party, not the people. Or in the US, the Speaker of the House, also very powerful but not head of state. (Remember, the Speaker of the House need not themselves be elected into government, but elected BY the house, not the people)

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Re: Elon crosses another bridge

Well, he did signal his intentions when he started selling pocket sized flame throwers.

On the other hand, his Boring Company seems to actually be doing something. I'd not heard anything about their operations until this turned up on BBC News. It's a long way from the original vision, but then so was grasshopper from Falcon 9.

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From the day he signed it over, the debt repayments will have sucked out any operating cash they had almost instantly.

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Re: If you owe the bank...

IIRC. the Saudi Royal family investment fund is the next biggest shareholder after Musk. A bastion of free speech, just like Free Speech Absolutist Mr Musk :-)

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Re: If you owe the bank...

Why bother? King Charles is also Commander in Chief of the UK armed forces and fairly rich in his own right. Maybe not quite as rich as Musk, but has assets worth over £42B even if much of that is owned by the "sovereign" and ca';t actually be sold or even, I assume, used as collateral. But he is technically in charge of our nuclear missile wielding submarine fleet. Think on that Mr Musk. Only the launch matters. Landing "safely" doesn't :-)

WFH can get you 40% salary boost in UK and US tech jobs

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I think you'll find that so-called boomers have lived through more than one financial "crisis" and periods of higher inflation and much higher interest rates than we currently have. The very act of naming an entire generation as "boomers" and lumping the blame onto all of them is pointless and just leads to antagonism.

There are a lot of people currently struggling through no fault of there own and they have my sympathy, but there also a lot of post-boomers struggling because they are living above their means on credit and have debts to service and little to no savings, which has been ok through years of low interest rates but is biting them now. How much blame they should shoulder for that is debatable since credit has been, IMHO, a bit too easy to get and may also be party blamed on the historically low interest rates and social pressure. After all, why save for a rainy day when money in the banks is just sitting accruing nothing and why not take out credit when it's free or almost free? There's a lot of blame to go around, but it's not all on one single ENTIRE generation.

8K? That’s cute. This display has 600 million pixels

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Re: Samsung 8k TVs

Yes, well, they'll have to start offering proper long term s/w support and not turn off servers in that case as is being slowly rumbled about here in the UK, ie losing advertised functionality long before the expected end of life for a large and expensive domestic appliance.

Chinese mobe-makers play a long game with homebrew chips

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Re: Don't underestimate the Chinese

"Like them or hate them, they (the government at least) is willing to play a very long game."

Normally true, but Xi seems to be bucking the trend. I get the impression he wants big things to happen on his watch and he's shown he's prepared for that by changing the rules to stay in power past the usual term limit.

Windows 10 paid downloads end but buyers need not fear ISO-lation

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Only 2 years?

There's a lot of home users out there with no clue how to upgrade to Win11 due to it's hardware/security requirements and will end up either buying a new computer or running with no new security updates. There's still a lot of perfectly serviceable TPM1.2 based computers out there and the upgrade cycle seems to be getting longer and longer and incremental improvements appear smaller and smaller.

Having said ,that I note that even MS give details on how to bypass the TPM limitation, but the process they describe is not "non-techy" friendly.

Hundreds of Spotify staff stream out the door in latest layoffs

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Re: Needs Work

Probably because, as with so many "internet" companies, it's their way or the highway. Maybe, as someone else mentioned, it's related to royalty payments.

Just look at something like Kodi[*]. It's free, open source, made by unpaid volunteers and you can choose from many different "look and feel" interfaces and a working playlist randomiser. I don't know of any streaming services, paid or free, that let you choose how the media is presented. They all seem to be designed to make you listen to or watch their choices on a screen designed for touch scrolling. It's bloody hard work identifying some albums or TVshows/films from thumbnails because the title style, font and colour changes on each one. No one provides a simple text/list option. The thumbnail display works if you know what you are looking for but is shit for quickly browsing for something that looks interesting.

* I'm just a happy user, no other connection to the project.

Twitter stiffed us on $2m bill, claim consultants in lawsuit

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Re: In the circumstances...

Knowing Musk, that's true. But in the real world, a company is responsible for its debts even of the ownership changes, unless they go insolvent. If Musk were to win in these cases, it would have a huge knock-on effect across the entirety of the business world. Want to renege on your debts? Just sell the company to your wife/husband/partner/child/whatever. Musk and Trump would love that, of course :-)

Rentokil uses AI rat recognition to plot extermination in real time

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Brown rats?

I wonder if this AI has problems distinguishing between brown rats. Or lady rats?

US authorities release asylum seekers after leaking their data online

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no customer information was exposed.

Well, no, of course not. Staff aren't customers. Nor are the 1.5million people not allowed to fly because they either upset the FBI or have been mistaken for someone who upset the FBI.

On the other hand, did they change the AWS bucket log in details in time? Have they had time to fully check everything and confirm no other systems have been accessed?

It's been 230 years since British pirates robbed the US of the metric system

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Re: No to cups or spoons

Just like in the UK then, except the 1/2lb block was marked in ounces and now the 250g block is marked in grammes[*]

Interestingly, ATK did a segment on butter and concluded the European/UK[**] style of tending to uses paper backed foil was the superior packaging method as the butter was far less likely to take on the smells of other products in the fridge. I think they picked Lurpack as the best option :-)

*Usually, but it's not always the case and because of the foil backer wrapper, you fold it and use it more as a ruler rather than cutting through it.

** some of the cheapest butter uses waxed paper but most is paper backed foil)

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Re: Metric for precision. Imperial for sharing

"Try that when dividing a cake between a small number of people...5 really is the only outlier"

The "2.4 children" implies that nuclear families of 5 is relatively common :-)

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Re: Gammon's

*IF* the EU ever turns into a single federal state, that would make it as much an "empire" as the USA, Canada or Australia or is. No one is being forced or pressured into joining the EU. Countries ask to be allowed to join and are then given a range of conditions to satisfy before being allowed to join (and yes I accept there are controversies over the conditions). Maybe you meant Moscow, not Strasbourg?

And, of course, a country can leave the EU too if it choose to :-p

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Re: Gammon's

"These are the same fuckwits who think Britain has an empire and is a country that matters."

There are very, very few people alive who experienced "empire"[*] these days. I doubt it's enough to swing an election.

* depending on who you ask. Personally I'd say 1947[**], not the hand over of Hong Kong. If we use Hong Kong as a measure, then Britain still has an "empire" with the likes of Gibraltar and other dependencies.

** Yes, 1947 is "only" 76 years ago, but anyone under 5 or 6 isn't going to have much if any memory of it so we're really only looking at people over about 82 who might have some active memories of Empire. The rest are just jingoistic wannabees.

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Re: I just use SI most of the time

Motorway coutdown signs are in a weird length which is 0.9m roughly.

100 yds per sign, 300 yds total, so about 91 meters between signs. or 0.17(ish) miles in total. Not sure where you confusion is with 0.9m since it doesn't seem to match either miles or metres in this case :-) At motorway speeds, just treat the signs as 100 metres each, it's close enough.

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Re: The French also tried metric time

6 deka-seconds :-)

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Re: Metric for precision. Imperial for sharing

"The great value of 12 is that it readily splits by 2,3,4,6."

Why? 30cm splits nicely into 300mm, so you can spit things many more times without bothering with messy fractions and 30cm has 2, 3, 5, 6, 10 as factors. 12 doesn't have 5 as a factor and I come from a family of 5 so food portioning works better in metric :-p

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Re: "forced to glide the aircraft, containing 69 souls"

Yeah, that actually sound s a bit weird. "Souls" instead of people is usually reserved for those "lost", usually at sea, but has carried on to the air passenger industry. It might even be offensive to some who may not believe in "souls" :-)

And anyway, the Christian God at least is supposed to omniscient and omnipresent, so no "soul" can ever be "lost" since They[*] will know exactly where and when they died and arrange "collection" :-)

[*] Surely, by definition "God" is gender neutral and so must use the they/them pronouns, none of this He or She stuff :-))))

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Re: Age

I'm only 60 and can work with both. We changed over while I was about 7 or 8 but I still use feet/inches for mu height and St/lbs for weight because I can easily visualise both. I know my weight in kg and can work with that in a relative fashion, but still find it difficult to visualise what, eg 180cm tall is or 82Kg in weight is. Likewise distances, miles because that's what I do everyday on the roads, but can easily do metres for shorter distance from my competitive swimming days so visualising 25meters or 50meters is easy from pool lengths. Likewise, the pool I first learned in was 100' so can visualise that sort of distance in feet/yds easily too. My head is a weird mish mash of metric and imperial measurements and conversions making some things more difficult simply because I learned first imperial and later metric.

On the other hand, my SatNav British voice says things like turn left in 200 yds normally, but in December when my wife likes to switch to the America Elfred santas elf American voice, it says things like turn left in one quarter mile, which I find harder to visualise :-) (Yeah, I know it;s about 440yds, but still...)

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Re: Brine

So freezing brine at 0F also requires you define "brine", ie the salt content and possibly any other impurities in the water?

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"You could go down to 1/256 of an inch without needing any more decimal places."

Yeah, 'cos working mental arithmetic with fractions is so much easier :-)

True, with practice, you "learn" certain fractions and calculations that are common and can just "know" the answer, but the moment you come across a less used fraction and have to add or subtract another less used fractional size, it gets more difficult. My mother was a comptometer operator when she first left school and for the rest of her life remember all the LSD-decimal conversion she had to memorise because even back in the 50's, big electric office calculators where working in decimal, not a bastardised mix of bases 12 and 20. Converting mixed 12ths and 20ths to decimal was second nature to her. But she only had to learn and do that because the mechanical calculators couldn't (or were more more complex and expensive)

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Re: Consistency is what matters....

Fun fact, building and plumbing supplies are still sold in Imperial sizes

...because there are still an enormous number of "legacy" properties out there with 100+ year old plumbing.

as is jam & milk........

Not sure about jam, but milk still sometimes comes in 1 or 2 pint quantities, but not always. Mostly I buy it in 1 or 2 litre bottles. I just checked in the fridge where I keep a "1 pint" bottle to re-fill for my "coffee on the road". It's actually 500ml. So I can't say I've actually seen milk in imperial measures for some years now.

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Re: I'm pro SI

"At least Americans just give the weight in pounds."

And have a love of *BIG* number based on docudrama/reality shows I've seen. Things are many, many 1000's of pounds. And yet they have at least two sizes of Ton to play with :-)

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Re: I'm pro SI

"One of the tangible, retrograde, outcomes of Brexit, does seem to be that people feel free to use Imperial measurements - I hear it increasingly, everywhere."

That;s a little surprising to me. Just some strongly Brexit people being contrary maybe? Anyone 60ish or younger was taught metric from early school days, like me, I was there when it all changed so learned both. By secondary school, pretty much all teaching was done in metric units.

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Re: No to cups or spoons

Ever watched Americas Test Kitchen? They bang on about "perfection" and then use these imprecise measurements like cups! They even did a section on *how* to fill a cup depending on the recipe/ingredient and then never really talk about it again, leaving you to guess. A little variation may not matter with large quantities, but could make a huge difference in smaller quantities such as 1 cup or 1/2 cup. Dip and scrape level? Pour in? Shake or not? Cup of chopped nuts? How small are the nuts chopped? Weird!

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Re: No to cups or spoons

The teaspoon and tablespoon are also official mandated size in the UK for cooking measures too. And as you say, actual tableware are not calibrated measures and come in variable sizes :-)

There are conversions between US and UK cups and spoon measure though because, as you would expect, they are different on each side of the pond. A bloody nightmare when buying some cooking equipment that comes with recipes from the US and they didn't bother to (or even understand!) that the measurements are different. I only really use cups for rice cooking and tea/table spoon for bread making.

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"More factors."

I've heard that as an argument for retaining feet and inches from Americans before. "What if you need a 1/4 ft or 1/3rd of an inch? My ruler has those marking". Well duh! You can divide a ruler into any weird fractions you want to. Or you can just use decimal in the first place :-)

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From the telly, I was under the impression that in US bars, beer comes in a "glass" or a "pitcher" :-)

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Still the same in UK DIY stores :-)

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I couldn't agree more. The longer a change is left, invariably the harder it is to implement. I wonder how "easy" it would be to switch from driving on the left to driving on the right nowadays compared with when Sweden did so in 1967 when cars were a lot more scarce on the roads?

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Wile more or less true, depending on the circumstances, they were given years of notice to prepare.

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"And also ignoring the fact even when we were in the EU it was legal to sell in pounds and ounces that as long as they also gave the weight in Kilos / grams."

And even now, you still come across some products in weird numbers of grammes or millilitres because they are approximations of imperial measurements.

Twitter tweaks third-party app rules to ban third-party apps

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Re: 1,400 non-working employees

"cost centre" staff in bean-counter terms, ie admin types who don't actually produce income but are still vital to the operation of the company and so seen as unwelcome "costs" :-)

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Re: Leeching off a leech

Does Twitter charge for access to the APIs? If so, then charging for their app and not wanting to give refunds after being cut off with no notice makes a bit of sense. But if the Twitter API access is free or very low cost, then how much money were these companies making? That might affect how some people feel about them.

Microsoft is checking everyone's bags for unsupported Office installs

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Re: Seeking out competition

Ans once they're ready, they can "update" Windows Defender to auto-delete anything they don't like. The shortcuts debacle was a only a test run which failed.

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New IT boss decided to 'audit everything you guys are doing wrong'. Which went wrong

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"People not being like this is exactly why wealth is floating to the top and causing the economy to stagnate, whilst the richest get appreciably richer off the back of reaping the profits of other people working for free."

Like, for example, some of the richest companies in the world laying off 1000's of staff because there's a downturn in revenue. Note especially that they are NOT booking losses, just a reduction in profits. In some cases, they were extra hires during the COVID up-tick that many in IT saw, bit not all of them. They could probably afford to "coast" for at least 12 months but the stock market wouldn't like that and depress the share value.

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"Equal pay" relates to hourly rates. Of COURSE someone doing overtime will get paid more per week/month when overtime is worked than someone not doing it, but they still get the same basic hourly rate. "Equal pay" has never meant everyone goes home with the same wage packet no matter the hours worked.

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"It also, of course means that your employer won't go the extra mile for you."

That's the point that so many are trying to make to you. Few employers will go the extra mile for you, no matter how often you do so for them. You've either been very lucky with your employers or aren't old enough to have grown cynical yet :-)

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They usually also get paid a "flat rate" salary (+ perqu's of course, like shares) so the more hours they can show they claim to do, the better it looks for them. The problem is, even if they worked their way up through the ranks, they forget (or never knew) what it's like to be paid hourly under contract and expect everyone to be just like them. Of course, their flat rate salary is way way higher than us peons get so while it may not matter to the bosses, it matters a lot to us.

Bringing cakes into the office is killing your colleagues, says UK food watchdog boss

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This was covered on Radio 4 on Thursday.

The presenter took a mic out into some of the other program offices to see what went on there. Most places seem to have "cake" table or desk where they get put fr others to snack from. One Journo claimed it was a conspiracy encouraged by upper management to get staff more hyper on a sugar rush and make them more productive. I nearly spat my cake out when I heard that!! They should place safety warnings on lines like that so I can pull into the hard shoulder and not get half-eaten cake all over the windscreen!!!

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Re: what you get advertised is chocolate and not cauliflower

I seem to recall a fad for chocolate covered sprouts at some point in the past.

I like chocolate. I like sprouts. But not on the same plate, never mind as a "fusion" :-(

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Re: Free healthcare

"I'd be happy to pay more tax if the government would fund it properly - it needs paying for somehow."

I believe someone once implied that the NHS would get £350m a week extra. I'm sure that must have been true. It was on the side of a bus :-)

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