"so you'd have a hydrogen plant that randomly works for random amount of times when wind is blowing. at stupidly inefficient conversion costs."
I don't actually disagree with you, but is it stupidly inefficient if the alternative is to waste or not produce the electricity in the first place?
"when we already need extra capacity to fill stupidly expensive battery packs to fill in for no windy day's."
Isn't that what the "stupidly inefficient" hydrogen conversion is for? A storage "battery"? And, of course, if there's enough wind power generation installed to cover peaks, there'll be lots of excess to more times.
There are probably people who know more that might want to chip in, but I'd not dismiss it as an option out of hand. Windmills may not be the best long term solution, but that's where we are right now, so using the "waste" for something productive should be considered if and when there enough excess often enough to make it economical. (breaking the strike price generating cartel away from natural gas prices where natural gas is not part of the process might mean it never becomes economical though)