* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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Hey, GitHub, can you create an array compare function without breaking the GPL?

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Re: Hey, Github!

"a certain other product might be if there is a person called Alexa in the room."

I'm an old git and have a wife :-)

Luckily, she's can barely program the PVR so is unlikely to ever come across a word like github and use it on me :-)

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Hey, Github!

Can you cope with me choosing my own wake word phrase for you? You seem to have an enormous amount of computing power and storage so this should be a really simple function to implement.

I'm not an American college kid and don't actually know ANYONE who starts a greeting with "Hey! $name". In my culture that's both rude and childish.

Twitter, Musk, and a week of bad decisions

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caused Musk to ban "impersonators."

What is an "impersonator"? Surely you can't create a Twitter account using an already taken name. So how can someone "be" Elon Musk without having some other, different letters or numbers in the name? Will every John Brown on Twiiter who is not the original John Brown now get kicked off? John Brown1, John Brown2 etc?

Or does this ban on "impersonators" only apply to "famous" names? I bet there are corporate accounts that could be seen as "impersonators" because they have a similar or even the same company name in a different country or even just a different town to a similarly named company.

This is the sort of thing that quick and rash decisions causes. And Musk seem to be running Twitter based on quick and rash decisions now.

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Re: Close it Down and Get Out Quick

I've made that very same suggestion in comments on one of the many other El Reg Twitter articles. But on reflection, some of his investors such as the Saudi Wealth Fund and Qatar may be the types to take such losses personally, and both have form for "disappearing" people they don't like. Does he think he's "too big to disappear" or have that much trust in his personal security?

BOFH: Don't be nervous, Mr Consultant. Come right this way …

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Re: should we call time on the BoFH?

"Are you by perchance management?"

He's probably a Trumper[*] sowing discord.

[*] As opposed to a Republican. They aren't all Trumpers :-)

Intel’s axed Optane biz spurts out mixed bag of new SSDs

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Re: I don't get it!

Thanks for the comprehensive explanation :-)

Clearly, Intels Optane marketing totally failed in my case :-)

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I don't get it!

These appear to bog standard enterprise grade SSDs. The Optane branding seems mis-leading considering all the previous Optane marketing has been for a sort of permanent RAM" thingy. Has this Intel Optane business previously been selling stuff not directly associated with the Optane RAM product? Why is not just marketed as an Intel SSD? The article certainly doesn't appear to question this or explain it in any way. Have I missed something here?

Go ahead, be rude. You don't know it now, but it will cost you $350,000

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Re: I've had this oodles of times

"buying stuff for a local authority team,"

Isn't there a legal requirement to buy from the cheapest supplier? Without some creative purchasing skills, that could mean buying from someone trying to undercut the bigger fish and making pennies per unit on the sale, relying on volume and no further warranty costs.

Speaking to one local authority customer, he confided that they will sometimes purchase a "base" device without any optional extras, then separately purchase the "extras" which are actually required, so as buy from a supplier they know they can trust and not from one they know they will have a poor experience with and will actually cost more in the long term.

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Re: "Shouting" at the wrong person

Probably for one of two reasons. The CEO's PA does all the CEOs email and so the CEO never saw it anyway. And even if the CEO did see it, I very much doubt the CEO would be informed of new starters at the now merged business unless they were C-Suite level anyway.

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Re: Now ask me why ...

I used to go up to Glasgow quite often for various call-outs. I never, ever had an issue dealing with people in the various companies I dealt with, at all levels. One year, my wife and I went on a holiday up by Loch Lomand. Trying to have a chat with a broad Glaswegian in the bar (yes, he'd had a few) was entirely fruitless!! And I thought I was "tuned in" on the Glaswegian accent. Clearly I'd only ever met "posh" Glaswegians up to that point :-)

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Re: You get what you order

It seems to be the case that not charging enough gives the impression the product or service is not valuable and the chancers will try to knock down the prices even further or demand more for the same. Good for him for seeing the light when it is pointed out to him.

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Re: You get what you order

"It’s a trust that is only potential until a problem crops up, at which point the trust is affirmed or lost."

That's something I've always "known", felt in my bones, so to speak. When a customer has a problem, as I often say to them, the problem isn't the issue, it's how it's dealt with that matters. So I always try to deal with it in the best way possible. After all, if they choose to go with a different supplier, odds are they will have the same or similar problems somewhere down the line and may or may not get those problems resolved promptly and/or correctly.

World Cup apps pose a data security and privacy nightmare

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Re: Nokia rules!

I suspect from the demand to install the COVID tracking app, that failure to do so will mean refusal of entry at the airport. Next plane out or buy a new smartphone in the airport and install both apps.

Musk tells of risk of Twitter bankruptcy as tweeters trash brands

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Re: "We all need to be more hardcore"

I wonder how long it will take before the documentaries starting coming out on the downfall of Twitter?

Based on lead times for TV, I'd guess about 6 months will be the earliest.

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For clarity, who is "we" and will you be quitting any time soon?

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Re: If Twitter dies..

"All the ones I see on TV / Internet are just news readers."

Most of them aren't even that. They "read" 60 seconds of news then spend the rest of the "show" being opinionated twats ranting about one aspect of it with their like0minded "guests". There are very few actual sources of news that don't bury it in strongly biased opinions.

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Re: Fuck that asshole

He said he wants to benefit humanity. Killing Twitter may be part of that plan. Maybe we should be congratulating him :-)

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Re: Can a genius be unskilled and unaware

Edison? AC/DC wars?

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Re: Employee memo number 2

You do know that "going postal" was coined after a number of postal workers randomly shot a load of their co-workers, don't you? IRC, about 50 people died over some years due to these incidents of "angry" workers.

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Yes and no. The thrust of what you say is correct. His mistake was in actually calling it crap. There were many and better ways he could have described it without calling it crap and he would almost certainly have got away with it.

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Re: 80 hour weeks

I wonder if he's bothered to read all their employment contracts? How many of those staff are hourly paid and entitled to overtime rates after 40 hours? Or, this being Silly-Con Valley, is that not a normal contract of employment? I'd be surprised if any of the EU or UK staff are on unlimited hours contracts without overtime rates, except maybe executive level people.

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I thought he was suggesting that Twitter apply to be payment processor. That's not a bank. It's just cutting out the middle man in subscription payments AFAIK.

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Even if salaried, in many jurisdictions, including the UK and EU, even with a Working Time Directive opt-out, you can't make those sort of demands with the only option to resign without falling foul of a whole raft of constructive dismissal cases.

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I wonder why he thought he could just state that he wanted a blue tick subscription service and say "Make it so!" and it would be so without allocating time to design a system that worked, including verification?" That sort of system needs people to carry out, at the very least, random checking of automated verification. And you can't just knock up an automated verification system in a few days. It takes people and time and he gave little to no time and took away half of the people. Why does he think developing new ideas, products and systems at Twitter will be instant when it clearly isn't at SpaceX or Tesla?

KFC bot urges Germans to mark Kristallnacht with cheesy chicken

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It's only a marginal variation on "computer made mistake" that has been around almost since the computer was invented :-)

So-called AI just means it's working on steroids now and far more difficult to blame on a specific programmer since much of the "training" results is "black box" that no one claims to understand.

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Re: Meanwhile....

"a new chapter in the digital development of the Russian restaurant industry"

"What could possibly go wrong?"

Hmmmm....I wonder what happened to KFCs business in Russia?

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Re: Shades of "The Producers"

You wish!!! In the Producers the plan was to lose money and it went wrong and made money. The exact opposite of what seems to be happening at Twitter :-)

Although it is a wonderful thought and image :-)

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Re: Brainless automation

Exactly. WTF are they doing automating "special offers"? Sending an automated reminder to marketing maybe, but letting the computer make marketing decisions for them? Won't someone think of the poor marketers jobs?

GitHub's Copilot flies into its first open source copyright lawsuit

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Re: FOSS conditions

"but the immediate thought is: how about one that looks for code that is suspiciously close to your copyright material appearing elsewhere, as though it had been spat out by Copilot?"

There;s already software out there designed to look for plagiarism in exams and academic papers that could probably be fairly easily repurposed for the task. Depending on how it works, eg simply looking for matching strings of a certain minimum length, it might well work as is.

That would certainly find out if Copilot is taking existing chunks of code and regurgitating them. On the other hand, it may well show large chunks of code being reused in other FOSS without acknowledgement and maybe against licensing terms.

You wait for an aurora on Mars and MAVEN spots two arriving at the same time

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Re: A dust-up

From what I read in the article, the magnetic fields don;t have much, if anything, to do with producing an aurora. They just just affect where and what shape the aurora is.

Any care to tell me the article is wrong or if I'm misreading it?

Australia blames Russia for harboring health insurance hackers

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Re: And yet

"blaming Russia."

Clearly it must have been "rouge engineers" :-)

Yeah, the rouge one, thanks ------------->

Husband and wife nuclear warship 'spy' team get 20 years each

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Re: Show sentence to gin up public FEAR

"I suspect this couple will spend no more than five years in prison."

Considering the FBI had enough to arrest/charge/go to court with the evidence passed to them from Brazil right at the start, I wonder what the sentence would have been then, rather than spending probably $millions on a two year honeypot sting getting the offenders in deeper and deeper?

It almost sounds as if instead of some minor FBI official getting a couple of brownie points, a higher up saw an expensive way of grabbing many brownie points for him/her self.

Cygnus cargo ship makes it to ISS with blanketed solar panel

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Re: the Mid-Atlantic Regional Spaceport in Virginia

So why not simply "Virginia Spaceport"?

On the other hand, I may have figured it out. M.A.R.S. Maybe they were being clever, or someone slipped it passed and is quietly sniggering :-)

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the Mid-Atlantic Regional Spaceport in Virginia

How many spaceports does Virginia have that this one needs such a specific and distinctive name?

Or is that there are a number of "regional" spaceports such as North Atlantic and South Atlantic, possibly also in Virginia, with which we may get confused?

And why "Mid-Atlantic"? Why not West Atlantic? After all, they can't have an East Atlantic space port. That would be in Ireland, the UK, Spain, Portugal, France etc.

EU set to sign internet satellite deal, as UK frees up spectrum

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Re: I assume that

"On the other hand, I haven't heard much from/about him lately,"

I think he spends much of his time at his EU based holiday home dealing with his EU business interests.

I do wonder if some of the high profile Brexiteers didn't want Brexit to improve the UK, but secretly thought the EU would be better off after Brexit as many of them seem to have significant EU business interests.

OpenPrinting keeps old printers working – even on Windows

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Re: Better at supporting old stuff?

A GDI printer perchance?

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Re: A whole fricken OS just to print

Came here to say the same thing. This "solution" is to install an enormously large amount of code and data, probably in the range of GB, just to make a printer work. A bit like current HP Windows drivers. Oh, yeah...as you were folks! :-)

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Re: Slight nitpicking

Although, to be fair, the odds are much better on this site than on many others :-)

Look! Up in the sky! Proof of concept for satellites beaming energy to Earth!

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We don't need Bruce Willis to protect us...

...but we may need Donovan and Powell to protect us from the robots "manning" the stations from going rogue.

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Re: You also get the problem ....

"Losses are greater if it's in GEO,"

Assuming the power is beamed tightly enough to keep it focussed on the receiving station such that it doesn't cook the people and wildlife outside the area, how much extra loss is there between LEO and GEO? Loss is normally defined as the inverse square law, but isn't that based on a point source with an ever expanding "zone of reception"? I'd think most of the loss would the the final leg of the journey through the atmosphere. Am I completely off base here?

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Re: You also get the problem ....

Yeahbut, those hedgerows are ecosystems vital to the survival of $something!!!! You can't save the planet by killing stuff, oh nooooo!

On a slightly more serious note, any field used only for sheep grazing should be good for solar panels even using the standard mounting systems used now. I doubt the sheep would care. They might even be grateful for the extra shade in summer or, more commonly, somewhere to shelter from the rain :-) Cows, not so much. They'd probably knock them over using them as scratching posts, even of they were built taller to allow the cows to move around more freely.

And then there's fields of solar panels mounted vertically, south facing which apparently only reduces capacity by a small amount but still allows the machinery to get in and plant/maintain/harvest crops. between the rows of panels.

Musk sows more Twitter chaos, now with Official policy snafu

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Re: "Blue check will be the great leveler"

Isn't that how shops mark the goods in the (fire) sale?

The one with the 30% discount on it ----------------->

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Re: Grey is the New Blue

"a Mug."

Tea or coffee? I've run out of popcorn :-)

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With twitter.com and twing.com script blocked, all I see is a blue bird logo. View page shows 152 lines of code. I don't feel I'm missing anything. I really ought to remember to look at where a link is going before I click it :-)

Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes's arguments for new trial deemed spurious – just like her tech

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"pretty vacant?"

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Re: Jailbirthing

"The US has never been a democracy. It is, and has always been, a constitutional republic."

Considering that, so far, 124 people have been elected to power that have publicly stated that Donald Trump "really won" the 2020 Presidential election, it may not even be that for much longer.

Wells Fargo, Zelle slammed by Liz Warren over rampant online banking fraud

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Re: RE: Wells Fargo

1. People have short attention spans

2. All publicity is good publicity.

If a name or brand is in the news, people quickly forget why, but still remember the name.

Here in the UK, a major ISP, Talk Talk, got hacked TWICE, losing large amount of customer information, and people are STILL signing up to them.

On another note, I see Chase Bank are coming to the UK.

Feel Luckey, punk? Oculus designer builds VR murder headset

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Re: Play the game

The only way to win is not to play the game :-)

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Re: A boon for the death penalty

I can't remember how it went in the book, or when the book was first published, but the "art" bit is currently being broadcast as The Peripteral by William Gibson. (Now that I think if it, it might be quite recent, the book that is)

Feds find Silk Road thief's $1b+ Bitcoin stash in popcorn tin, hidden safe

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Re: I Don't Get It...

It's surprising how much you really need to pack in and live a life of relative luxury in foreign climes. Most people severly underestimate how much they need to start how hard they need to keep "working" with their money and investments to keep that standard.

I remember naively thinking back when I bought my first house that if the mortgage was paid off and I had about £60,000 in the bank, I could live comfortably off the interest alone. Savings account interest was in double digits back then, as were mortgage interest rates. I was earning about £7k PA back then. Not a huge amount, but enough to be comfortable so with no mortgage, a 10% interest on £60k seemed adequate. Obviously I didn't really think it through or understand long term inflation and the decades of very low interest rates ahead :-)

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