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There can be only one... Microsoft Excel Champion

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Excel is why we can't have a simple "quick'n'dirty" database app in Windows

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FCC decides against giving Starlink $1b in rural broadband subsidies

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"Oh, that's right, the big ISPs spend a big chunk of that money bribing our lawmakers,"

It does make one wonder why LTD didn't get comms carrier status in 7 of the 15 states they applied for. I've never heard of them, so there may be good technical reasons why they didn't get that. But seeing how the incumbents operate, I'd not be surprised to learn the likes of AT&T et al spent money lobbying against them in some form or other.

You'll soon be able to ghost a WhatsApp group without making everyone hate you

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Re: The BBC comment struck the right chord...

I forgot to add, Meta's new chatbot thinks Zuckerberg is stupid and Facebook exploits people.

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The BBC comment struck the right chord...

...they described as "leaving a party by sneaking out the back door" :-)

On the other hand, why are people so concerned about what others might think of them? I thought the default these days, especially amongst the younger crowd, is that it's doesn't matter what others think. I'm constantly seeing (and hearing!) other peoples phone conversations, about all sorts of sensitive stuff, because so many think it's right and proper to hold phone conversations in public on speaker phone. One woman, just yesterday, was complaining to some energy provider or other that the money had not gone on her card. Back in my day, you had conversations like that in private! Clearly these must not be the same people worried about the "fall out" of leaving a WhatsApp group.

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Re: Alternatively ...

"Which begs the question: does anyone know of a company that has supplied a phone to an employee they said "has" to be on Whasapp (etc) but who doesn't own a phone."

Yeah, me! I've never owned a personal mobile phone and still don't. I've been in jobs where a company mobile phone was provided since the "brick" phones where finally going away, replaced with little black Nokias. Current employer has WhatsApp groups for remote teams to keep in easy touch for general chat, work-related etc that's neither company sensitive nor of interest outside of the team. It's lighter, easier and less hassle than Teams (which we also use for "official" company business)

Google's bug bounty boss: Finding and patching vulns? 'Totally useless'

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Re: Without taking into account observed exploits, wasting huge amount of defensive resources

"One of the first to realize this in the commercial sphere was Kenna Security & Cyentia 2018 ROI of fixing vulnerabilities:"

I wonder if the ROI takes into account the losses caused by unfixed bugs and vulnerabilities when the customers systems go TITSUP or they get hacked? Maybe if the customers could sue the vendors for those "hey, it''s cheaper to ignore that bug" line items, the ROI might look a little different.

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So, ignoring all the bugs until a concatenation turns them into an exploit is ok by you? If the first bug had been fixed, the exploit would not have happened in the first place. Ignoring the bugs until some combination becomes exploitable is security by obscurity. The black hats might find the exploit first, and use it first.

Businesses should dump Windows for the Linux desktop

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Re: Genuine Question

"The work shouldn't be getting Linux to do a thing that Windows does by just configuring this, download this package, update this library, now modify this config, oh wait, missing another dependency, etc. It gets in the way of the actual goal of whatever the work is. It's gotten a LOT better over the years, but can still be a big pain."

I think mindset is a major part of the problem. "getting Linux to do a thing that Windows does" Is that really what is needed? Or is there another way to do it? I suspect that after 20+ years of standardising on Windows on the desktop, it's very difficult for most people to even conceive of doing something that is not "The Microsoft Way". And due to that very fact, it can be hard, if not impossible to do many things without using Windows because there's no userbase, so no development and therefore no support for s/w to do those things.

Back in the days when different companies used different computers and OS', they trained their people in their way of doing things. Nowadays, it's expected that new hires all know Windows and how to drive it, along with at least the standard "default" apps, no training required, other than maybe for one or two "business" tools, SAP stuff and the like.

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Re: LibreOffice is not as good as MS Office

I never have issues saving my LO Calc files to Excel format and sending them to others. I frequently have issues with people using the many whizz-bang "features" of Excel, "Just Because They Can" which add nothing to either the data or the presentation, but make importing it into LO Calc a problem.

On the other hand, that's the same problem Word and Excel have had with previous versions of Word and Excel for many years. Not everyone can or will upgrade to the latest shiny as soon as it's released.

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Re: preaching the gospel

I would say it mainly depends on whether there is software available to do what you need to do on your OS. Not so very long ago, it was normal to choose a computer based on exactly that criteria because there were so many different hardware architectures and OS to choose from. The Wintel monopoly has reduced choice in that respect but, to some extent, increased choice in what you applications you run on your OS so long as you choose Windows running on X86 hardware.

In my personal case, I can run everything *I* want or need to run at home on FreeBSD. That limits me from doing some stuff that might be nice to do, but I don't miss that stuff. Likewise, I can also all my work related stuff on FreeBSD because the few "custom" work apps are all web based and work nicely for me without issue, including vendor training courses I need to do.

In the past, there were some Atari ST based things I would have quite liked to use, but chose the Amiga, which to my ST owning friends did things their STs couldn't do. but we were all happy with our choice.

(Well, *I* was happy, they were stuck with crappy Ataris STs LOL)

Elon Musk sells Tesla shares worth $6.9b as Twitter lawsuit looms

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Re: Musk's sofa

"but significantly cheaper than $44B."

Is it? For $11b to $20b, he makes the problem go away. For $44b he gets a twitter worth £33b now but likely to be worth more after he buys it. Nothing for a 1/4 to 1/2 price, something for paying 1/4 more than it's worth. It's hard to say which outcome is "cheaper".

Microsoft asks staff to think twice before submitting expenses

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Re: Microsoft managers personally paid the bill to feed and water staff at a company picnic

"So... Microsoft managers paid the bill for a company expense from their *taxed earnings*, while for Microsoft that would have been simply another cost?"

That's the bit I don't understand on this entire issue. If expenses are incurred legitimately in the course of business, then they go in the before-tax column and in effect are "free" to the company because they that much less tax. Surely any company making a profit and paying taxes isn't losing out by paying employees out of pocket business expenses. IANAAccountant.

The sins of OneDrive as Microsoft's cloud storage service turns 15

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Costs?

"1TB if one signs up for a Microsoft 365 Personal subscription for $69.99 per year."

About the as buying a brand new 1TB HDD every year.

"(Apple's iCloud, for example, asks for just $9.99/month, or £6.99 in the UK, for 2TB.)"

Not much better really. A bit less than twice the price for only twice the storage.

Even if you want permanent access to the data, upgrading the laptop HDD will pay for itself in under two years for most people and no mobile/roaming data plans needed, let alone "free WiFi" of dubious quality in the local coffee shop to slow down access to larger files :-)

Russian anti-satellite test added to a 'pressing threat to security' in space

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That was a short lived debris cloud in the almosphere, possibly some bits making it to a watery grave. Not a long lived orbital cloud of debris. Still not good, but not even in the same ball park.

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Re: Life imitating art

Bring back silver mini-skirts!!!

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Re: Just speculation but ...

"a cloud of orbital hypervelocity buckshot "

Depends on the orbital difference. The velocity of the debris cloud is relative to the potential target, not absolute or relative to some "at rest" spot on Earth.

NetBSD 9.3: A 2022 OS that can run on late-1980s hardware

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Re: Yes, well, but...

No, but it should be possible on a Sinclair PC200 :-)

(Obviously, it's post-Amstrad purchase of the Sinclair name. ISTR another one that was a PC but had a cartridge slot or a built in Spectrum emulator or something. Or I may be confusing memories of multiple systems that did two job in one box)

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Re: ...and 32-bit SPARC boxes

...or AROS :-)

(I'd link Amiga OS 4.1, but you have to buy that, not open source)

US car industry leads the world in production cuts over chip shortages

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Re: are they lyeing?

Maybe, but demand is higher than production. If you want to buy a new car, the lead time is far longer than normal. I looked at our company employee salary sacrifice scheme to lease a car[*]. The website has a special search filter to show only cars available between "now" and 3 months. That eliminated quite a few models from the list because the lead time is 6 months+, some over a year.

* too expensive, even after the tax breaks, generic leasing worked out about the same, typical of government backed schemes.

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Re: Remember when

Would you even need all that for a town runabout in, say, Wales with a blanket 20mph speed limit? Maybe there's a market for "geofenced" little cheap eco runabouts there :-)

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Re: to have electric windows and electrically moving seats without needing any chips.

Also, in the past, pre-chippery based controls, you had to press or pull the button constantly while it was moving. The sound of the child screaming would act as a signal to release the button and stop the window moving :-)

Modern electric windows generally keep moving on the chosen direction if you push or pull the button for more than a second or so and so need some kind of feedback mechanism so as not to cut off a childs arm or head.

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Re: Here's an idea -

"Linux car, only has a CLI."

Linux car. Comes with a range of controls and layouts that can be changed as the mood suits you for no additional cost. FTFY :-)

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Re: Here's an idea -

Especially since it will likely be Android or similar controlled and you'll have to say "Hello Google" or "Hello (name of manufacturer)" to get it's attention. Then there's all the times I'm listening to audio books or Radio 4 or other speech based programs and it triggers the damned car speech recognition. Luckily, my car only has a small amount of voice control which has a steering wheel button to trigger and doesn't actually do anything I can't do quicker with a manual control anyway, so I never use it :-) But I can imagine current or future cars being all voice and/or touch screen only.

Microsoft's fix for 'data damage' risk hits PC performance

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Re: Data damage come again ?????

"but to plough (oops, we're all American now), plow on into the next 2 sentence without a hint of irony ????"

we're all American now...without a hint of irony

There's why :-))))

Burger King just sent spam receipts to customers

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Re: I'm surprised this hasn't happened more often

"Halfords look at you very strange when I tell them I’m not giving them an email address, so do Argos."

They do that to me too. But since I have my own domain, anything@mydomain.com goes to postmaster@ so when asked, I give them businessname@mydomain.com and most look at me oddly, some even asking how come I have one of their email addresses, even sales people in supposedly IT related businesses can't seem to understand how that works.

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Re: Why did Burger King send me this blank receipt whilst i was sleeping at 5am?

"Because you were stupid enough to give your email address to a company with which the only relation you need to have is to tell them what kind of burger you want, and wait for them to deliver said culinary treat."

After two+ years of various lockdowns/shelter-at-home orders, many of these takeaway "food" outlets probably have a huge database of home addresses now too as people ordered home deliveries, linked to the email addresses.

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Re: Romaine calm

Seems more like a lack dillagence rather than a surf'n'turfeit

Report slams UK plan to become 'science superpower' by 2030

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Re: thank you

He does have a point though. How would the EU have managed a border if the Republic of Ireland had joined the EU but the UK had never been a member? Well, obviously just as they do across the rest of the EU where it has land borders with non-EU states.

Of course, it's all moot anyway because the Good Friday Agreement trumps everything and both the RoI and UK signed up for that and by extension, the EU.

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Like the Forest mentioned above, they only mentioned a few days after the announcement that they wanted the private sector to pay the £2B, fat chance.

You mean this scheme? Or is this a watered down version of the one you are referring too?

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Especially when you can announce a huge budget for it, never actually spend it, then change the slogan and announce the same budget for it again and pretend it "new" money. Rinse and repeat 'till the budget seems astronomical.

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Re: Pariahs

"£35k pa, which coincidentally is the same amount one of my friends make as a cleaner"

That sounds rather a lot for cleaning job. I'd have to guess it's not a the person who comes around at night and empties the office bins and hoovers the floor. Or is that poverty level wages for central London office cleaners?

Clean up orbit first, then we can think about space factories, says FCC

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Re: "has the potential to [..] mitigate climate change"

Depends what you burn in the hot end and how you created those combustibles in the first place. Not sure about mitigating climate change, but carbon neutral from the fuel point of view is possible with renewable energy used to produce hydrogen/LOX fuel. It may not be practical yet but, as per the thread subject line, it has the potential. There's still the issue of high altitude water vapour exhaust though, lasting for a few weeks per launch,

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Re: Big problem with limited solutions

Agreed, it's a massive and almost certainly insurmountable problem to clear it all. But unlike the chaotic flows of the oceans, orbital debris is much more predictable in many cases.

Google hit with lawsuit for dropping free Workspace apps

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Re: *ads* companies ?

We've been told officially that the El Reg House Style is now North American English.

I don't think anyone is exactly sure what that means. Both Mexico and Canada are part of North America.

Apple tells suppliers to use 'Taiwan, China' or 'Chinese Taipei' to appease Beijing

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Re: CHINA IS NOT GOING TO GO AWAY...

Oops, yes, 89 years ago.. That's what I get for counting on my fingers instead of using the hugely complex calculating machine I have at my fingertips :-)

So only still living Germans over the age of 109 could have voted for Hitler, making the answer about zero now.

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Re: Ukraine anyone?

If you think eastern cultures are not exactly the same in your terms, then you need to do a bit more research.

At the very least, your "western supremacists" and "war between Hitlers" includes Japan. Hardly a "western" culture.

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Re: Ukraine anyone?

"Why do you think Russia started it's operation against Ukraine? They knew the supremacists were in weak position mainly boasting and showing-off to reassure themselves."

What kind of "supremacists" are you talking about? Nazis? White Supremacists? The Jewish Cabal?

Do you really think a "Nazi" or "white supremacist" state or government would allow a Jew to be President without arranging an "accident". I think you've been drinking Putins Kool-Aid.

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Re: CHINA IS NOT GOING TO GO AWAY...

"Russia needs to come out of this crippled, vulnerable, afraid of its neighbors."

That was the intention of the Versailles Peace Treaty of 1919. That didn't lead to the intended result.

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Re: CHINA IS NOT GOING TO GO AWAY...

" just as you deny voting for...Hitler if you are German."

I wonder what the population of over 99's is in Germany? And of those, how many voted for Hitler?

1933 -79 years ago. Voting age, 20.

Ah, I see there are about 20,000 centenarians in Germany out of a current population of 83m or so.

Hitlers party got about 43% of the vote in 1933, so potentially there are about 8600 people still alive who may have voted for Hitler, not taking demographics into account, eg women tend to live longer than men, which may sway that number up or down, depending on if Hitler was more or less popular with women.

Whatever, it's a tiny number and I doubt any read here, so "you" is a bit vague in your accusation on that point.

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Re: Airlines have been doing this for years...

I've had boxed products where the outer brown cardboard box is labelled "company name, Taiwan R.O.C", Republic of China.

Remember the humanoid Tesla robot? It's ready for September reveal, says Musk

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Yes, it's one thing for El Reg to standardisze on "North American House Style", it's quite another to lumber articles with a measurement system that's only used in the USA leaving the rest of the entirety of the international readership to puzzle over the conversions.

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Re: Gigafactory?

I must admit, that term gigafactory bugs me too. Just how big is a Tesla "gigafactory" compared to a run of the mill car factory? Does it cover more space? Is it more vertically integrated with more on-site manufacturing? Or is it just a new "cool" name for an assembly plant with no actual manufacturing capability?

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Re: Yeah right

To be fair, that's a choice in taste, not levels of survival after eating it :-)

Enough with the notifications! Focus Assist will shut them u… 'But I'm too important!'

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Re: Thank you for this!

Ah, ta, looks to be similar with firefox. I'd not noticed bit before, or not associated it in my head.

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Re: New Road Layout Ahead

M1 & M6 Losing one motorway could be seen as careless. Losing two...

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Where?

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Re: New car

On mine, it's just a snowflake icon, comes on at +4C, which is reasonable as there will, likely be colder areas down the dips, in hollows etc. and only happens either when turning on the ignition or if the temperature drops to 4C while driving. The icon remains lit but the beep is a one off per ignition cycle.

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Re: Click!

"up to and including yanking the power cord."

Is it information overload or have they been trained by the helldesk default "Have you tried turning it off and on again"?

Be careful where you install software, and who installs it

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Re: Linux Bros'

Shirley that's what the Alt-Fn keys are for. Multiple consoles, not those new-fangled xterms.

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