* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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The Great Pacific Garbage Patch: Now 100,000kg smaller

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Not to mention the micro-plastics used in many make-up products that gets washed off and down the drain every night.

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Considering it was an almost continuous job before, the new coating appears to have lasted about 10 years so far. There are, apparently, some areas which may need patching, bit nothing approaching a full re-paint job. Most likely it's some areas that may not have been prepped properly and according to one article I read, some flaking requiring a touch-up is to be expected.

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"Maybe we should consider to reduce the influx of plastic garbage and prevent the problem instead of trying to solve a problem that persists because of our collective stupidity?"

That's a great idea, and most of the more advanced economies have already taken action, at least with regard to gross/larger items such as plastic bags floating down rivers. In some parts of the 3rd world however, it's a very very different story for many reasons, not least of which, money, or lack thereof. Now, I know that people will use the most striking image possible to raise awareness, but when you've seen multiple photos of multiple rivers in multiple countries choked with plastic waste flowing down to the sea, it can get a bit depressing.

CHERI-based computer runs KDE for the first time

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Arm's experimental Morello hardware.

So, the upcoming Cherry Pi then?

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Re: "CHERI-flavored computers will be more resistant to exploitation than ordinary ones"

nappy???? what's that?

Russia's new space chief confirms it will leave ISS after 2024

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Re: How about...

NASA or ESA may also have to provide a fresh "lifeboat" too. Depends on whether Russia use theirs to evacuate after their final mission or if it's EOL (fuel/lubricants/consumables likely have a relatively short life)

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Re: How about...

"jumping off the building I'm in and flying to New York by just flapping my arms really fast."

Is that laden of unladen?

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Re: Russian mir

"hat nobody will be able to inspect."

You can see it with the naked eye. A good pair of binoculars or a telescope should prove to you what it actually is in some level of detail. Unless, of course, you think the binocular and telescope manufacturers are also in on the conspiracy.

Microsoft warns Windows 10 patch broke printing for some

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Re: A traditional problem

"It sounds like the Microsoft update verification workers still don't use printers,"

The paperless office has arrived?

Eutelsat and OneWeb to join forces across orbits in $3.4b merger

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Re: Compatibility?

"Apparently OneWeb has a roadmap for 648 LEO sats at this stage"

2/3rds of them are already up, the rest built and awaiting launch. The roadmap for the future is 7000 gen 2 sats.

IBM AI boat to commemorate historic US Mayflower voyage finally lands… in Canada

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Re: I think it said that it was build to avoid obstacles.

"The article is incorrect in saying that the Mayflower was solar powered - it included solar power, a battery to store power, and a diesel generator for backup power. Hence the need for the switches that failed. Hence, also, for the lack of power to make it to the US."

But all the publicity has strongly emphasised the solar power and the green credentials, with rarely a mention of the diesel. The original Mayflower, on the other hand, was probably much greener, relying entirely on wind power, the only fossil fuels used in it's entire carbon footprint, possibly being a small amount of coal used in the production of metals and glass.

Meta proposes doing away with leap seconds

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"Yay, get rid of leap days as well."

What level of compensation are you planning to give all those people who's birthday fell on the now defunct and non-existent February 29th? And how about compensating the pubs, restaurants or whatver who will lose out on the money all those people no longer having a birthday to celebrate would spend? Your flippant remark could cause people to go out of business! Have you no heart?

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Re: Why 17 hours?

Because the definition of the second is embedded in the definitions of other measurements. If you vary the second, all those dependencies will also vary. Dependency hell!!

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Re: Expected more

"This has benefits and problems: it will work well with software that does not understand leap seconds. It will work badly with software that does understand leap seconds. It adds yet another possibility for confusion when computers using different time standards have to agree on the time."

Agreed. Leap seconds have been around for a while now and most systems deal with them, They are a known factor. Facebooks backing of the "smearing" is even noted by them as complex to do. So why change? Why not just put the effort into making sure existing stuff deals with the present system instead of creating a new "complex" system than most system probably don't support.

Is the Apple car real? These patents suggest yes

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Re: "While 248 patents is a lot…"

On the other hand "248 over 22 years", so the oldest ones are due to expire in the next 3 years or so. Unless they are keeping it exceptionally quiet, I don't see an Apple Car coming out before those patents expire.

After config error takes down Rogers, it promises to spend billions on reliability

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Re: Yes, yes...

C$10B sounds like an enormous amount of money to implement a change management system and duplicate some core routers. As the C$ devalued significantly recently and not as much as it seems, or does this sound like maybe this is the next five years planned investment with a bit added on to make out they are doing something big?

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Re: Standard procedure

ISTR an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati when they sent Johnny Fever (I think) out to the transmitter shack to keep them on the air. That show was from the 1970's :-)

Apple v Chicago streaming service tax battle ends in hushed settlement

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Re: This is a HUGE surprise

It may be that a court outside of Chicago has no jurisdiction since it's a local Chicago city law. It would have to be appealed to a State or Federal court with a claim that Chicago has overreached and doesn't have the authority to impose this tax at all, or at least not in the case of streaming by being in breach of State or Federal law, but by the sounds of it, that's unlikely.

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Re: Think of the poor bureaucrats

The American Dream, including the "pursuit" of happiness. But if only if you can afford it.

Upgrading what might be the world's oldest running Linux install

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My Amiga...

...is still running the original 3.0 Kickstart/Workbench. Well, it might if I switched it on :-) I'm not sure I should do that, there info out there about leaking capacitors on old kit and needing to replace them all before attempting to power up old systems)

A few years back I pulled the HDD out and dumped it to a file on my PC and now the same image file is running under FS-UAE. Now, having said that, I'm not sure how old the disk image is. I remember buying my first HDD for it. a 3.5" device which meant removing the HDD cradle designed for a far to expensive at the time 2.5" HDD and needing a different cable and cardboard packing to hold it in place. But when I dug it out from the loft and opened it up I found a 2.5" drive in there. Still jammed in with cardboard since the proper cradle was long gone. But I have no memories of ever getting that 2.5" HDD. Maybe it shrunk over time?

DARPA seeks portable muon-making machine to see through almost anything

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Re: Translation:

That shouldn't be too hard. Remember the camcorder night vision mode that would do that? How hard should it be to re-build GoogleGlass so the camera is in night vision mode and feeding direct to the display?

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Re: Or cold fusion

"catalysis"

That's my cat. He never seems to do anything but lots of things seem to happen around him while he looks on with innocent eyes.

A character catastrophe for a joker working his last day

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If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”

Terry Pratchett, Small Gods.

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Re: Do what?

Yeah, but these where supposed to be mainframe operators, so should have a bit of a clue as to what they are doing. If the are you sure message never appears when sending a normal message, it ought to be enough to make them wonder why the are you sure response happened this time and look at the command they typed.

My smartphone has wiped my microSD card again: Is it a conspiracy?

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Re: About a billion web pages have been authored to help

"and since the phone can't write to it"

Both Phone director contacts and saved SMS messages are written to the SIM card. Most smartphone these days will still give the option to save contact data to the SIM card and even copy your phone book to it. The SIM only takes a number and a name though, so you lose all the extra contact information that the phone directory app might contain.

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Re: About a billion web pages have been authored to help

"I wouldn't be surprised if there isn't also an element of the fact that the contacts on SD cards are small and presumably made against tiny spring-like contacts in the phone, which sound very much like something that would be prone to intermittent failure through dust sand, grease, vibration, and so on."

Possibly, but I suspect unlikely. When did you last have a SIM card fail?

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Re: The Bit-Theory

If a 1 penetrates a 0 do you get a bum-crack emojii (I)

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Re: Maybe its Huawei

"There's a kill bit that makes the MicroSD card read-only so you can retrieve the existing files, but nothing I found can change it back to read-write."

That seems to be a "feature" on SSDs too. It seems to be a failure mode where some (or too much) of the device has errors, possibly from too many write cycles, so the whole drive goes read-only to limit any further damage or data loss. It's a relatively common cause of boot time BSODs on Windows laptops because Windows, like any OS, needs to write stuff during the boot process. SSDs/Sata/m-sata.nvme.whatever terminology, seem to be improving though. I'm not seeing so many failed SSDs this last year or two. Maybe the silicon is better now. Or maybe the TRIM/wear-levelling has improved, or Windows is no longer forcing certain writes to the same places for "special" files. Who knows? Who cares? Whatever the cause, they seem more reliable and longer lasting.

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I used to have a clip from The Goodie singing Black Pudding Bertha as my ring tone until the Ecky-Thump branded SD card mysteriously wiped itself while on a trip darn' sarf'

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"As regards the problem in the smartphone, my suspicion would lie fair and square with Android I'm afraid. "

Agreed. As per both your and Dabbsie use cases, other than in phones, SD card either Just Work, or fail with r/w errors after lots of use. I don't think I've ever had one spontaneously re-format or refuse to work in it's "home" device only to work in something else or to be "fixed" by a re-format. There is the possibility that it's environmental in that it can get quite hot in a phone along with all the physical movement and jogging around it gets which would be the exception rather than the rule with most other devices, but it does seem more like and Android thing.

Trees may help power your next electric car

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Re: Cathodes or anodes?

I think they process cats to make the cathodes, so probably a typo :-)

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I once had a wooden car...

...it had wooden wheels, wooden doors, wooden batteries and wooden motors. Sadly, it wooden go.

I upgraded to a Rolls Canardly. It Rolls down hill but Canardly get up the other side.

(With thanks to The Beano joke writer, c1966)

Yeah, yeah, I've got my coat,, I won't be here all week.

Your job was probably outsourced for exactly the reason you suspected

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Good point. Pay peanuts, get monkeys. On the other hand, paying a dev in a country where the exchange rate means the $ goes much further and the wage is good for the that job in that country, then everyone wins. The problem seems to be that the outsourcers are NOT paying what is considered a good wage for the job in the outsourced country,

We've got a photocopier and it can copy anything

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"Just remember to buy the correct acetates for a laser printer. Yup, I've seen the mess a "normal" one can create..."

Me too. Visited a customer site to repair a "broken" laser printer only to find a non-suitable acetate sheet melted and wrapped around the fuser and no way to remove it and save the fuser roller. Charged them for the "user damage" and a new fuser, so full call-out fee, not covered by contract. They did it again a month later :-)

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Re: Bank of England notes.

"All banknotes destined for destruction went through a punch press before they left the premises, so even if someone trousered them at the incinerator, they were already useless"

Someone has got to get the notes to the punch press. Someone operates or supervises the punch press. It's just moving the "problem" elsewhere in the process. Possibly to a point in the process where security is or can be much better, but never totally infallible.

I suppose the best option is that all the notes go through a sorting machine that splits good, going back into circulation and bad, going down the chute into a stacker/baler for destruction (or direct to a shredder/furnace), no humans involved.

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I learned about scanning half-toned images and the likely consequent moire patterns from reading the Aldus PageMaker manual all those years ago :-)

I also used a similar effect using fine horizontal lines at different angles on two layers of OHP transparency to create rudimentary animation of data flows when teaching. (only became possible to do accurately when laser printers came along)

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Re: Years ago....

"the GPS mapping of *every* address to within 3 ft or something like that"

If that was the case, every address would have a unique post code. Barring flats/multiple occupancy buildings, that's clearly not the case. Many houses in a street will share their post code, hence the need to have the door number too. Theoretically, the door number (and maybe flat number) and post code should be all you need to address a letter. At least, when the post code system went national, that was the claim. I suppose people must've tried it. On the other hand, it can get interesting in more rural areas.

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Re: Years ago....

"I am talking back in the late 80s/early 90s - the copier vendor known by the mis-spelled medieval device of ordnance had firmware in their colour machines (the crap logo copier 0.5x10^3) which wrote "Specimen" across anything it recognised as currency of certain denominations."

That was probably one of the early digital copiers. The copiers in most offices around then were almost entirely optical in their process and had little if any smarts fitted, maybe a "digital" zoom which operated a server to adjust the lenses if you had a slightly more flash one. They certainly had no way of recognising what was being copied.

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Re: Don't know if it's just that my coffee hasn't kicked in yet...

"(see also: micelles, and how the "beauty" industry has suddenly discovered how surfactants work a century after the word was coined)."

Not to mention their most common "secret" ingredient, Aqua :-)

China seems to have figured out how to make 7nm chips despite US sanctions

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Re: Chess.

Competing with China is hard to do in terms of technology. Do you sell them everything they want or refuse and force them to develop their own? Either way, they will end up out competing you one way or the other.

Hospital IT melts in heatwave, leaving doctors without patient records

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Re: New software solves this ?

Yeah, that struck me too where the article said "The outage came after the trust board was warned months ago of the risk of running legacy systems." and I thought, how does legacy software relate to the cooling systems not being able to handle the conditions? Running legacy software doen;t mean they are still running on hot-running P75 servers. They may be, but nothing in the article indicates what hardware is running in the data centres.

Microsoft sunsets Windows built-in data leak prevention

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Re: Funny, I thought...

You must be young. Supplies of sarcasm, like cynicism grows with age, a never ending supply, more than any one person could ever need :-)

UK blocks China from licensing Manchester Uni's robot vision tech

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Manchester University reportedly said it would abide by the government's decision,

See icon. Since the ruling is based on an Act of Parliament, not abiding by the decision would mean breaking the law. And since said law involves "national security" breaking that law could arguably be treason. They have no choice but to abide by the decision, although they could, at best, try to challenge it in court.

Amazon buys US healthcare chain One Medical for $3.9bn

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Re: Playing Devils Advocate

Or even, and I feel dirty for saying this, even Bill Gates, with his new found evangelical philanthropism and having again stated he wants to give all his wealth away and could easily do similar.

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Re: "What's next?"

There have been many SF stories warning/predicting of possible corporate rule taking over from governments since at least the 1950's. I'm sure we all have our own favourite examples, so I won't bother listing them

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Re: "waiting weeks or even months to be seen"

No more doctors being "off task" for pee breaks. I think they already have the right kind of bottles in the surgery.

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Re: Doctors Wearing Performance Trackers and Peeing into Bottles

""Excuse me, Mr. Johnson, is that urine yours or mine?""

Amazon doesn't care, they will take the piss anyway.

National data privacy law for the US clears first hurdle

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Re: The most nothing as possible!

Maybe it's time for "a well armed and regulated militia"?

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Re: Weak

"The ADPPA seems weak now. It will get weaker on the House floor, and then the Senate committee, and then the Senate, and then the Conference committee (if it even gets that far without being McConneled)."

And after all that, it will be interpreted and enforced by the FTC, headed by political appointees. So expect the "interpretation" to change every time a different party President gets elected.

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