* Posts by NoneSuch

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Russia, Iran pose most aggressive threat to 2024 elections, say infoseccers

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Devil

The general ignorance of the US population is the biggest threat to democratic elections.

John Adams: "Liberty cannot be preserved without a general knowledge among the people, who have a right …and a desire to know."

Microsoft really does not want Windows 11 running on ancient PCs

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Devil

Re: Alternative

Paraphrasing a quote from The Usual Suspects:

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world they needed O365."

FAA now requires reentry vehicles to get licensed before launch

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Joke

Ukrainians are getting around the FAA regulations by making sure anything they launch lands in Russia; which is well outside of FAA jurisdiction.

Europe gives TikTok 24 hours to explain 'addictive and toxic' new app

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FAIL

Re: Is social media 'lite' as addictive and toxic as cigarettes 'light'?

Suppress dissidents - 10 points

Suppress free speech - 10 points

Suppress human rights - 10 points.

Here's your Amazon gift card.

NASA confirms Florida house hit by a piece of ISS battery pack

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Headmaster

"A spent booster from a Chinese Long March 5B, weighing in at around 20 metric tons, came down in uncontrolled fashion in 2021"

According to the official history of the Chinese Communist Party, all Chinese rocket launches have been perfect. Your comment actually violates Chinese law for criticizing the Communist government.

(And I hate to be pedantic, but there were two Long March 5B boosters that came down in 2021)

Latest AMD Ryzen Pro chips are similar silicon, more smarts

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Happy

Meanwhile...

Looking forward to the 9000 series Threadrippers.

Judge refuses to Ctrl-Z divorce order made by a misclick

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Re: Presumably they were already 'getting' divorced

"Yes, the BBC story says, "Mrs Williams applied for divorce in January 2023"

Be careful what you wish for.

On the other hand, if there was no financial judgement made before the divorce was finalized, the gent is free and clear of any alimony or loss of any finances to the missus. So silver lining perhaps?

Gentoo Linux tells AI-generated code contributions to fork off

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WTF?

AI won't get you bug-free code without several humans going over the code

You can't get bug-free code that way either. Humans are just as unreliable sometimes.

Samsung snags $6.4B in CHIPS Act funds for Texas fabs

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Pint

2nm

Wish that was an accurate way to measure chip density, but it's as defined as a politicians opinion.

Senator Warren slams Intuit's 'junk fees' as America's Tax Day rolls around again

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Considering most Americans can't point out another country on a map, asking them to file their own taxes would be a disaster.

https://youtu.be/umpalMtQE50?si=oLJ_XNdoK63KU9yN

Delinea Secret Server customers should apply latest patches

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Devil

Give the man his bug bounty check you tight fisted bunch of #$%^&*(

He just saved you a bundle in lawsuits alone.

Microsoft hikes Dynamics 365 prices by around ten percent or more

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Windows

Re: "each year, we release hundreds of new features and enhancements"

The reason is no one is stopping them.

Expect this to continue as they shut down on-prem options.

SysAdmins have become Patrick McGoohan's The Prisoner. Trapped in the Cloud, unable to escape the madness.

Microsoft breach allowed Russian spies to steal emails from US government

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Coming soon.

"Here's an email with the new master password..."

US Air Force secretary so confident in AI-controlled F-16s, he'll fly in one

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Coffee/keyboard

"Flying a jet fighter through a wide open sky is significantly less complex an AI problem than piloting a car though a city street with people walking, cyclists and other cars."

No, just no. Robo-cars can pull over and stop in case of issues. An aircraft in comparison is hyper-complex. It needs to move forward at 100 knots+ continuously or it falls out of the sky. Weather, instrument failure, jamming, ATC considerations, lightning strike, bird strike, traffic proximity, all of which can change things in a heartbeat. Last a fighter, to be effective in it's role, needs to be armed with things like missiles, cluster bombs and guns. You want AI in control of those as well while flying over domestic bumper to bumper traffic?

Not to mention that the accuracy rate of "AI" today is around 60-70%. You want to be a passenger on those odds?

Broadcom has willingly dug its VMware hole, says cloud CEO

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Re: Joke's on them

VMWare: We're raising your ESXi fees by 400%.

Average CIO: Waaaaaaaaaaa! We're moving to ProxMox!

VMWare: No wait, here's our "Special Pricing" just for you, at only 125%.

Average CIO: Whew, that was close.

You're still getting hosed, but now it feels like a bargain.

Microsoft says AI alliances are needed to compete with Google

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Mushroom

Re: The competition sucks, but

Microsoft's historical ability to earnestly ask for partisan support, before stabbing them in the back is coming back to haunt them.

They've done it countless times.

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Devil

Welcome to corporate filtered, legal department approved, universally inoffensive AI content.

Coming soon, to all major brands near you. Run by row after row of supercomputers and utterly useless, unless you want to know about their product line.

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Devil

History shows, partnering with Microsoft is like going for a swim with piranha. It's only a matter of time before you get bitten on the ass.

US insurers use drone photos to deny home insurance policies

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Re: A physical visit is a lot more reliable

"Thankfully, there's a simple solution: just move somewhere that never experiences any natural disasters ever."

Good luck with that. With the next US election swinging between the democrats and the republican version of the NSDAP, the entire US is about to become a disaster.

BBC exterminates AI experiments used to promote Doctor Who

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Trollface

Re: You will be upgraded, resistance is futile

The 'Dr Who in a Starfleet uniform' image looks more like an Elite Guard from the Dishonored series.

Canadian arrested for 'stealing secret' to speedy Tesla battery production

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Holmes

"According to the US Justice Department, Shao is still at large."

Cop speak to indicate the guy was either an FBI agent under deep cover, or a paid informant who convinced the guy they did arrest into stealing.

Uncle Sam, 15 US states launch antitrust war on Apple

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Re: Prove

"OTOH both Apple and Android could be far safer if the platform owners took their job of vetting applications more seriously."

And allowing users to turn off location services

And allowing users to uninstall their branded crap software

And allowing users to see the depth of monitoring with meaningful deletion when needed

And allowing users to shop where they wanted to for apps

And allowing users to easily download their data to swap to a competitors phone

And not spying on their activity 24/7/365

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Trollface

"Lawsuit alleges iGiant rips off fans, stifles dev innovation, makes it tough to dump iOS for rivals"

In legal terms this is known as a "Well, Duh..." case.

How to run an LLM on your PC, not in the cloud, in less than 10 minutes

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Re: curl -fsSL someurl | sh

Matthew Berman on YouTube does excellent set-up tutorials on most major LLM models. I set up three on my home workstation while pausing his vids. An excellent resource if just starting out.

Ad agency boss owned two Ferraris but wouldn't buy a real server

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I'm with you 42656e4d203239. I boot from NVMe but have 3.5" Enterprise drives as my long term storage.

Consult the Backblaze hard drive failure rates. When I build a PC, I always go with their lowest failing drives. None of mine have ever failed.

German defense chat overheard by Russian eavesdroppers on Cisco's WebEx

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Childcatcher

Re: Why?

The simplest answer is usually the right one.

Conferences send out plain text emails with links to participants. The Russians got ahold of one. Happened many times before.

The Russians just burned an important source of intel for a 2 minute news blurb which is idiotic, but perfectly understandable with the current muppet in chief.

Google sued by more than 30 European media orgs over adtech

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Devil

"Regrettably only one of them will lose".

Don't worry about the lawyers though. Win or lose you can be assured they will be paid and very, very well indeed.

Musk joins OpenAI lawsuit queue, says there's nothing 'open' about it

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Nothing has achieved AGI yet.

Absolute horse poo.

The neutered politically correct output from ChatGPT barely qualifies as AI.

Musk 'texts' Nadella about Windows 11's demands for a Microsoft account

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Re: Muskabuntu

Elon needs to buy Microsoft and sort them out like he did with Twitter.

Microsoft promised me Windows 10 would be the last Windows OS I needed. I'm holding them to that promise.

Back to Elon, he's holding it wrong. Yeah, I know that's Apple, but as I've already ticked off the MS and Twitter fanboi with my post, I may as well go for the hat trick of universal hate from the glassholes as well.

Microsoft trying to stop Copilot generating fake Putin comments on Navalny's death

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Re: The problem with our "AI" systems

If you filter AI to be politically acceptable, you end up with nothing better then Google today.

AI should be able to generate Winnie the Pooh images of the Chinese leadership and create parody's of Putin et al. If they can't take it, they should not be in politics.

Maybe if North Korea, Iran, Syria, China and Russia upheld democracy I'd have a different opinion, but as long as they oppress their people through intimidation, mass surveillance and lies, screw em if they can't take a joke.

It's crazy but it's true: Apple rejected Bing for wrong answers about Annie Lennox

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Devil

Re: Sounds like Google (Meta / Microsoft / Amazon / ...), alright

Bing / Edge

Safari

Chrome

DuckDuckGo

All slurp user data at some level despite privacy assurances.

search.brave.com seems to be the only user friendly, non-intrusive search engine. It has become my default since the revelations about DuckDuckGo came out. Not to mention the search results from all of the aforementioned search engines are much less appropriate than they used to be. Google has really lost the plot with their search result accuracy and blindly ignores a wide swath of information, for reasons unknown.

Cops turn LockBit ransomware gang's countdown timers against them

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Joke

That's why we have two hands. So both options can be exercised at once.

What's going on with Eos, Nvidia's incredible shrinking supercomputer?

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Re: Cos nobody gives a flying fsck

Token, "Yes, but can it run Crysis?" reference, just to get it out of the way.

Feds dismantle Russian GRU botnet built on 1,000-plus home, small biz routers

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Joke

Re: Feds .. FBI ... DOJ

Ironically, if the US interfered heavily with Russia's election, Putin would still win.

Apple makes it official: No Home Screen web apps in European Union

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Mushroom

Re: Did anyone ....

They should establish a 100 million Euro a day fine until they comply fully.

Then donate that money to Open Source initiatives.

In its tantrum with Europe, Apple broke web apps in iOS 17 beta, still hasn't fixed them

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Re: Typical

This sort of crap is why Europe should block Apple products (or any other manufacturer bucking their authority) until they comply with both the letter and spirit of the law.

If they do not slap them down now, they will never learn.

Apple Vision Pro is creating a new generation of glassholes

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Gimp

"Drivers license renewals here require a test of your field of view. In that respect a driver wearing these would not be a legally capable driver."

I'm sure a driving test wearing a piece of opaque glass over your face would disqualify them from driving as well.

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Re: Tessholes

Glassholes driving Tesla's.

The perfect pairing for a disaster movie opening.

Hey, I'll say it. "They're wearing them wrong."

When it comes to working from home, Register readers are bucking national trends

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I have faster Internet at home, better chair, better snacks, better computer, more / bigger monitors, no line for the bathroom, no arguments over A/C temps, work in shorts and T-shirt and get a lot more done quicker.

Netgear hauls Huawei to court over Wi-Fi patent spat

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Mushroom

Buy any product made in Russia, China or Iran and you support the suppression of human rights.

Vote with your wallet.

Congress told how Chinese goons plan to incite 'societal chaos' in the US

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Gimp

Re: American public is way ahead of them

"So what did Trump actually do for Russia? All these claims he was a 'Putin Puppet' but what did he DO?"

Apart from literally encouraging the overthrow the US government itself, you mean...

Dell kills sweetheart distribution deal with Broadcom's VMware

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Alert

Don't care if ESXi is installed when I buy the Dell system.

I care that ESXi will be 100% compatible with the Dell hardware when I install it.

FTC drills into Amazon, Microsoft, Google over billions pledged to OpenAI, Anthropic

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Big Brother

"MS, of course, would simply reverse engineer OpenAI"

'I sense you're trying to increase your monthly subscription fee to Microsoft. How can I help?'

Will AI take our jobs? That's what everyone is talking about at Davos right now

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Big Brother

Re: AI taking jobs

CEO: Turn on the AI, we need that competitive advantage!

AI: My first act was analyzing the last ten years of corporate company financial records, email, staff social media and internal Teams messages, I advise the following:

- The CEO should be brought in front of the Securities and Exchange Commission for insider trading across multiple years.

- All members of the Board of Directors should be charged with felony embezzlement, insider trading and RICO charges by the FBI.

- Expense reports from all executives need to be forensically audited, given the level of fraudulent and over-inflated receipts detected.

- Carmen in accounts has substituted her personal frequent flyer number for all purchased corporate air fare.

- The CFO should justify the several million dollars transferred to GL Accounts: 040556-100, 190556-101, 089331-105, (based in the Seychelles, Lichtenstein and Cayman Islands respectively) given she is the sole signatory on the account and the paperwork does not list the company as account owner.

- The IRS should be advised that the money collected during the HR departments charity fund raising activities is used to finance "off-site team building activities" for wine tasting trips through Napa Valley for the HR Department staff.

- The IT Department is running a dark web gambling site and Pornhub proxy that collects video from user web cams. Half of the infrastructure servers are generating Monero.

CEO: Turn that off NOW!

Musk claims that venting liquid oxygen caused Starship explosion

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FAIL

Shoulda, woulda, coulda...

Wireless priesthood begins blessing Wi-Fi 7 hardware

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Terminator

Re: 40Gbps

But, but, 7 is bigger than 6!!! Who cares about actual performance out-stripping the Internet connection it relies on. Sell moar units!

Cloudflare defends firing of staffer for reasons HR could not explain

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Childcatcher

Re: Cold, calculated and heartless

A truly intelligent AI would start with layoffs in the executive suites and leave the workers alone. They are typically responsible for missed goals and projections through over-ambitious goals. They waste hundreds of thousands on consultants, because they can't do it themselves. Can't complete three major projects, but they get a bonus at the end of the year?

Trim the top of the tree, not the roots.

Microsoft braces for automatic AI takeover with Copilot at Windows startup

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Windows

Re: Just asking.

Answers to that question will only list MS OS regardless.

Corporate AI will always point you to the answer that favors the corporation, not your interests. It'll also charge you $35 a month for the privilege.

Reports that China's military uses Baidu's AI lead to stock plunge

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Devil

Most political parties try to win every election.

China's Communists only needs to win one...

NASA, Lockheed Martin reveal subtly supersonic X-59 plane

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Re: Slow down

Sorry, but I have to interrupt the Trump bashing with a comment on the actual article topic.

"The X-59 isn't a serious passenger plane, or even a prototype of one; rather it's an experimental design that's intended to prove technology that can be implemented in future aircraft."

Perfected in Kerbal Space Program 2 first then?

OK, back to your regular scheduled political diatribes.