* Posts by pip25

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Boston Dynamics' humanoid Atlas is dead, long live the ... new commercial Atlas

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Re: Good old Boston Dynamics

Well, I'll be damned. They've actually learned their lesson... err, well, in part, if the current video is any indication. Past models of the same type were headless, for example the one they've given to the NYPD around 3 years ago, and the reaction was unsurprisingly abysmal.

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Terminator

Good old Boston Dynamics

They make great robots, but are absolutely hopeless when it comes to making them likeable by humans. (And I'm not talking about anything sophisticated, just things like their robot dogs not having a friggin' head.)

And then they're surprised when some of their pilot projects, especially those in contact with the general public, dive head-first into the pavement.

BOFH: The new Boss, Aiman, is suspiciously good – for now

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Happy

The name had me completely fooled

Yes, I am duly ashamed of myself.

It's 2024 and Intel silicon is still haunted by data-spilling Spectre

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3.5 KB / sec

How practical is that? I could be wrong, but you don't actually know which part of kernel memory you need to dump, right? How long would it take to get everything, which would mean you're guaranteed to find what you are looking for?

Microsoft rolls out safety tools for Azure AI. Hint: More models

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Trollface

Hallucinations about hallucinations

I can hardly wait to see them introduce a third layer of "protection", which will no doubt involve an AI checking whether the hallucination-checking AI hallucinated about the hallucinations. (And I guess it's all recursive from here.)

AI hallucinates software packages and devs download them – even if potentially poisoned with malware

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Alert

Yikes

This sounds legitimately scary considering all those people trying to make the "AI" build entire applications for them with little oversight. (And even if they review the code, who is going to validate every single dependency?)

Sorry, Siri: Apple may be eyeing Google Gemini for future iPhones

pip25

Memory bandwidth should not keep a model from running, though it would likely run slower.

pip25
FAIL

A rotten Apple

It seems as if the company had retained most of its negative practices, but has slowly abandoned its former privileged position of being an innovator and a trend-setter. Turning to Google on the AI front would be especially embarrassing when you consider the models that are openly available today. You'd think Apple would at least build something on them.

Voyager 1 starts making sense again after months of babble

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Happy

Memory dump

That someone at the design team actually thought "okay, if this component misbehaves and we can send stuff normally, dump the whole memory and transmit that instead as debug info" is something I find truly amazing and impressive.

We asked Intel to define 'AI PC'. Its reply: 'Anything with our latest CPUs'

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FAIL

The claim is already untrue even today

There are open-source models today that do not even fit into 64 GB of RAM, let alone 32.

In other words: this is just the usual marketing drivel.

Copilot can't stop emitting violent, sexual images, says Microsoft whistleblower

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Alien

AI is a mirror

I am getting increasingly convinced that current AI implementations merely make us come face-to-face with all our hypocrisies and perversions... and we're obviously not prepared to witness it. So the model is given an impossible task: be as human as possible without being as biased and fallible as humans generally are. Obviously, that is not going to work.

Toyota, Samsung accelerate toward better EV batteries

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Meh

Seeing is believing

Toyota has been promising solid state batteries for years, with absolutely nothing materializing. Maybe Samsung will have better luck, but I will take such announcements with a grain of salt until the actual product hits the shelves.

Dell exec reveals Nvidia has a 1,000-watt GPU in the works

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Bitcoin mining 2.0?

I can't help but be reminded of how the power consumption really got out of hand on the mining front - only this time, it's Nvidia itself that is apparently fuelling the flames. Energy efficiency might not be what people are looking for in these accelerators, but this still sounds rather extreme.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be coders, Jensen Huang warns

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WTF?

How often is the output of a compiler unpredictable, including changes between runs, using the same input?

Intel urges businesses to undergo AI PC facelift with vPro update

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WTF?

NPU?

I'm feeling really ignorant, but what's the point of that? I thought AI-related stuff is usually much faster when offloaded to the GPU anyway...

China breakthrough promises optical discs that store hundreds of terabytes

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Meh

Missing important use cases

Audio made the CD ubiquitous. Video helped the DVD spread. And Blu-ray failed to make the same splash exactly because at that point, many people had an Internet connection that was good enough to just stream whatever they were interested in.

So, what would they be selling on these disks with petabit capacity? Because I doubt archival in itself will let it get off the ground.

SAP hits brakes on Tesla company car deal

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Unhappy

Re: Tesla warp erp

Well, from what I've heard, off the shelf ERPs tend to range from bad to worse. Given how terrible the one we use is (which is supposed to be the best of what was available), that doesn't sound all that much of a stretch.

Two of India's most prominent startup tech giants are in deep trouble

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WTF?

"Startup tech giants"?

That sounds oddly contradictory. Or perhaps that's part of the problem? The startups grew too big, too fast?

HP customers claim firmware update rendered third-party ink verboten

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Devil

"Everything else in computing has gotten cheaper and easier to make over time, but printers really haven't at all."

How mysterious. The printer hardware must be cursed. Or maybe, just maybe, they weren't trying that hard to reduce costs to begin with. If they get their money from the fools, er, I mean, their customers either way, why bother?

Welcome to 2024: Volkswagen really is putting ChatGPT into cars as a gabby copilot

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FAIL

"The highest possible level of data protection"

Cute phrase, looks great on marketing materials. But VW has absolutely zero information on whether and how OpenAI will use those queries and/or answers it supposedly deletes right after processing them.

Microsoft nixed Mixed Reality: This Windows VR didn't even make it to the ER

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Unhappy

Too bad

Mixed reality seemed much more likely to have actual real-world applications and use cases compared to VR; I'm hardly a fan of Microsoft, but hoped they bet on the right approach. Alas, it seems that is not to be. :(

Amazon's game-streamer Twitch to quit South Korea, citing savage network costs

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Devil

Re: is this better for SK Broadband?

Considering Koreans will still be able to access Twitch via a VPN, its bandwidth costs will not simply disappear. Not all users are savvy enough to do so, but those that really want to will still watch the streams, except the telco will no longer be able to bill Twitch for it.

Microsoft issues deadline for end of Windows 10 support – it's pay to play for security

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FAIL

Yeah right

Microsoft wants to cut support in 2 years, with adoption rates being what they are? Unlikely. I've heard this tune before, and it wasn't funny the first time around.

Control Altman delete: OpenAI fires CEO, chairman quits

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Re: Scandalous revelations coming out in 3...2...1

Considering how sudden this is, it's probably something quite big. My initial suspicions would be related to the company's profitability.

Want a well-paid job in tech? You just need to become a cloud-native god

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IT Angle

So, uh, you went to a conference about a cloud technology...

...and was shocked to realize the companies that bothered to be present were looking for people with cloud-related qualifications. How unusual indeed.

Mozilla tells extension developers to get ready to finally go mobile

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Meh

Too little too late

Firefox's market share has completely evaporated on mobile. I've jumped ship when they disallowed everything but a handful of extensions years ago, and would definitely think twice before coming back.

Does Windows have a very weak password lurking in its crypto libraries?

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Re: That's great and all, but...

Admittedly, no, I've only read the El Reg article, and I was genuinely curious. I haven't cone across such a functionality in a library before, which is why it felt odd.

pip25
Boffin

That's great and all, but...

What is test data doing in the production binary? Does it need to test itself during each startup to make sure the function did not stop working somehow...?

CEO Satya Nadella thinks Microsoft hung up on Windows Phone too soon

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Unhappy

Re: Pour one out for the 'also ran' smartphones...

I loved Blackberry's Android offerings. Used Key1/2 until they died because of hardware failures. I'm kinda heartbroken that there is no replacement for them anymore. The QWERTY devices that do come out are such a step down in quality. :(

Word turns 40: From 'new kid on the block' to 'I can't believe it's not bloatware'

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Windows

I would not want to be on the Word dev team today

The software has all the features 99% of its users could possibly imagine, not to mention need, since over a decade (at the very least). Yet, of course, Microsoft still wants to sell new versions, so it WILL get new features, regardless of whether they are useful or not. Not the most motivating situation to be in as a developer, I imagine.

AI safety guardrails easily thwarted, security study finds

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FAIL

Bollocks

Touting fine tuning as some new threat to "safety" that needs to be mitigated is, to me, roughly on the same level as saying "programming languages allow you to create malicious programs, we really ought to fix that". The former seems just as hopeless and nonsensical as the latter.

Google promises eternity of updates for Chromebooks – that's a decade for everyone else

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Go

ChromeOS Flex

Put it on my parents' 10+-year-old Chromebox. Not the fastest, but still works pretty well, and gets the latest updates from Google. Goes to show how much of a scam these support periods are.

The world seems so loopy. But at least someone's written a memory-safe sudo in Rust

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Facepalm

Re: omits less commonly used features

I was enthusiastic until I got to that sentence. A full rewrite would have been great. But now we have two, subtly incompatible sudos - and I guarantee that those missing "less commonly used features" will ruin quite a few people's day.

Inclusive Naming Initiative limps towards release of dangerous digital dictionary

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Re: I don't care.

Touché. :) I do see the topic's significance, what I couldn't care less about is these people telling me what words I am allowed to use.

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Childcatcher

I don't care.

The post is required, and must contain letters.

CockroachDB hits Azure at last after five-year mission

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Go

I wish them all the best

CockroachDB is my favorite relational DB engine currently with its great distributed capabilities that are mostly transparent to the services calling it. And it really does get better every release. :D

Red Hat promises AI trained on 'curated' and 'domain-specific' data

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WTF?

Re: Install Nodejs dependencies

Yeah, that example in particular is really odd. Are they seriously trying to automate the simple "npm install" command...?

Mozilla so sorry for intrusive Firefox VPN popup ad

pip25
Meh

"Ultimately, we accomplished the exact opposite of what we intended"

I think that's been kind of true for Firefox for the last five years or so. This is par for the course, really.

Microsoft can't stop injecting Copilot AI into every corner of its app empire

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FAIL

Meanwhile

I'm using a completely free and open-source code assistant, StarCoder via Huggingface's VSCode extension. I don't have to pay a penny, though I am seriously considering it just to support the project. It came out recently, but it's already pretty useful. Microsoft, you can go ahead and stick your proprietary crap everywhere, you won't get any money from me!

Orqa drone goggles bricked: Time-bomb ransomware or unpaid firmware license?

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Time-limited license... in firmware

The contractor's greed is undeniable, but I have little sympathy for Orqa. Even if they extend their license now, they're not going to extend it forever - in other words, these devices will have an expiry date. They should have never signed such a license agreement. Ever.

Linux kernel logic allowed Spectre attack on 'major cloud provider'

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Re: Did any such attack take place? Ever?

My problem is that these preventive measures cost a lot, not just in terms of time and money to implement, but also in terms of performance. Slowdowns of up to 70% percent and other horrifying numbers are thrown around - if that is the price we have to pay to be protected from a certain threat, it'd be nice if it were a threat that is provably dangerous and exploitable, and by "provably" I mean outside of academic papers.

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Meh

Did any such attack take place? Ever?

I hear a lot about speculative execution vulnerabilities, how hard they are to mitigate, and how they can potentially be exploited to nefarious ends, but much less about actual attacks against "major cloud providers" or other infrastructure using these vulnerabilities. Either I'm being terribly ignorant, or it feels as if we're chasing an actual spectre, not a practical issue with real-life repercussions.

Why a top US cyber spy urges: Get religious about backups

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Devil

Re: Free secure data backups! Now!

It's scary, but I can actually see a market for this.

"If you lost some precious company or personal data, give us a call. There's a possibility that we may have ACCIDENTALLY backup up your stuff in the recent past, and are willing to return in to you for a small fee."

OpenAI claims GPT-4 will beat 90% of you in an exam

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Terminator

Watched the "trailer" video

Only seconds apart, the OpenAI people admit that GPT-4 can and will make mistakes, then promptly come up with the idea that we should use it to teach people. What could possibly go wrong?

Microsoft begs you not to ditch Edge on Google's own Chrome download page

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This isn't that new

"There's no need to download a new web browser" says Bing when you search for "chrome" from the Edge browser. Microsoft has been desperate to keep people on Edge on newly installed Windows instances for quite a while now.

Accidental WhatsApp account takeovers? It's a thing

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Re: Been there, done that

Oh right, they kept telling me that, too. Maybe it's some sort of legal requirement they at least have to pretend to uphold.

pip25

Been there, done that

I got a phone from my employer for work-related purposes years ago. Soon enough, I started getting calls, from banks to complete strangers, all looking for the same lady who obviously wasn't me. At first, it felt hilarious. After the 10th call it felt annoying. I may have managed to track down the lady via social media, but my polite letter to resolve this situation went unanswered, so I guess I'll never know for sure. Thankfully the calls petered out over the years, so now only the moral remains: these days your phone number is part of your identity. Be careful with it.

Microsoft switches Edge’s PDF reader to pay-to-play Adobe Acrobat

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Windows

Thank you for quelling my doubts, Microsoft

I was starting to get weird, bizarre thoughts about trying out Edge, but this decision has brought me back to my senses. Thanks for that.

No, seriously, why anyone at Microsoft would think that integrating what is widely considered horrific bloatware into their browser is beyond me.

VMware turns 25 today: Is it a mature professional or headed back to Mom's house?

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Go

That brings back memories

I first encountered VMware in a magazine article around 2000, when such computer magazines were still a thing. It heralded virtualization as something new and groundbreaking (I'm not sure the author was aware of the prior non-x86 virtualization efforts El Reg refers to), but I remember myself blinking in confusion. Why would you use a computer... to simulate another computer, especially one with the exact same architecture? Of course, I was only 16 at the time and not at all aware of what the stuff meant for the industry.

It's good to see that VMware is still around. I tend to use desktop virtualization and Virtualbox most of the time, but if there is one thing I've learned since reading that article back in the day, it is that our line of work desperately needs alternatives. Preferably more than one. So here's to another 25 fruitful years, VMware. :)

Zoom and gloom: Vid-chat biz sheds 15 percent of staff – by email

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Unhappy

Zoom really needs a wake-up call

We actually WANTED to make it the official video conference tool in the company, but its stupid pricing model left us stuck with only a handful of rooms, which wasn't really usable. Now we are transitioning to Teams, which is an inferior product in every way, except one: it is basically free, since we have an O365 subscription anyway. It's a damn shame.

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