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2801 posts • joined 8 Oct 2006

NSA man: 'Tell me about your Turkish connections'

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Two pub remarks

Two overheard pub remarks about the USA:

"It's full of the dropouts, runaways, and rejects of every nation in Europe. You can't make thoroughbreds by mating donkeys"

"Everywhere below the mason-dixon line is a third-world country with gadgets"

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Arrr: Freetard-bothering Digital Economy Act tied up, thrown in the hold

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translation

"The police can't even handle real physical crimes with broken shed doors and fingerprints and stuff. There is no point passing laws like this, the woodentops won't understand them. It worked quite well (for us) when we offloaded card crime onto the banks to deal with, so let's sweep this stinking turd under someone else's carpet and not waste public money on prosecuting crimes no-one thinks are crimes"

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Auntie remains MYSTIFIED by that weekend BBC iPlayer and website outage

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Thursday night

On the web interface the category "Drama - crime" was empty, despite having 20-odd entries on the IOS app. It all seems a bit ricketty still

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So whither Microsoft? If Nadella knows, he is keeping it well hidden

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Re: Nadella Won't Last 18 Months

I can'tbelieve that after all the soul-searcing, and a CEO hunt that was nightly headlines theyhave ended up with another clueless wall-street whore. Why the F buy nokia then throw half of it away? Ow does anyone know if they kept the right half?

It. Is all toodepressingly like HP - need a short-term cash boost? Sack 25%. Of the people who make a difference.

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You! Pirate! Stop pirating, or we shall admonish you politely. Repeatedly, if necessary

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Never mind all that.

Is the chief of TalkTalk really called "Dildo Hardthing" or have i lost my specs?

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That stirring LOHAN motto: Anyone know a native Latin speaker?

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Hows about

"ut in ore infinitum" - to the edge of infinity

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Murdoch calls for ISPs to be liable for users' activities

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Re: Just look for the bottom line.

... and he will be feeding below it.

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Get ready for LAYOFFS: Nadella's coma-inducing memo, with subtitles

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but

They had a massive re-organisation before appointing him. Can they /afford/ to do it again? what are the shareholders going to say?

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The Windows 8 dilemma: Win 8 or wait for 9?

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Re: thanks

Yes.

I am considering molishing a new computer for home and am now definite I will wait for version 9.

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Boffins urge European Commission to reboot electric brain project

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Beer or wine?

I'm worried there will be no agreement over the pseudo-intoxicant to be invented for it.

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Wireless-controlled contraception implant is coming, says MIT

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Power

How is it powered? A 20year battery? Or perhaps from ions in the blood?

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USA to insist on pre-flight mobe power probe

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Re: easy to spot if you have a small battery

Up to a point, Lord Copper.

If the split is done in the thickness then maybe not. They don't x-Ray from the side.

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Re: the way to cause most disruption is a suicide bomber in the body scanner.

The Boys used to cause endless chaos in the 1970s with just a telephone call.

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It's all a plot

Given that we can back our phones up to the cloud, maybe they want us to leave our phone at home and buy another one when we get there. Security as a sales tool!

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Panasonic's seven-inch Windows slab has tough exterior, confused mind

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3G

3G? 3G? 3G?

what is this, 2002?

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BlackBerry's Passport will be the WEIRDEST mobe of 2014

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Re: only other idea you mentioned that makes the least bit of sense

I don't mind that. I'm asking for innovative ideas, not telling people what to do.

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...keyboards...

head/desk - why are we still stuck with the typewriter thing? Newton and palm got close to handwriting recognition, and we have had various types of voice input. Where are the brave ideas like the microwriter? I can still send morse code at 25wpm. perhaps we could have a phone with a morse key? What about direct neural input, or using the smartwatch to somehow pick up the sort of nerve impulses that are used for moving prosthetic limbs? What about a giant projected keyboard that is half whole words and cameras to detect eye movement, something like thegdget that Hawkin has, only - err - better?

There are thousands of engineers making me-too replicants of what the other bloke is selling, and not enough trying to make something genuinely new.

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How they threw it all away?

Management, I reckon. The engineers were still making stuff, like the linux tablets and other wierdos.

I think that companies mimic people. They have a foolish childhood, a vigorous adelescence, a capable and stong midle age, and descend into senility and refusal to change.

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Re: Tough to fit in a pocket.

Oh. I was sort of thinking it would be the same size as a passport.

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Microsoft compliance police to NHS: We want your money

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Ring ring, ring ring, ring ring, ring ring

After 240 abortive attempts to get through on the phone:

MS: "I want to make an appointment to talk to someone about your software licencing"

NHS: "I'm sorry, there aren't any appointments free until September, unless it's an emergency"

MS: "it's very important to us."

NHS: "I'm sorry, there's no-one free. Have you got access to the internet? you could try NHS direct"

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What a whopper, LG: Feast your eyes on this 77-inch bendy TV

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Re: What's the focal length?

You'd not want it in a sunny room - come home and find a scorched line across the carpet. And the cat not speaking to you.

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Just F**k off, set makers.

Some years ago I paid good money for a TV with 1080p resolution. I have yet to watch anthing other than a 625 programme on it. I've looked at the list of things available in "full HD" and it is pathetic. Do I really want to see Bill Oddie in shagwatch again? There are movies - which mainly seem to be about improbable ways of killing people - and, err, ...

Do NOT keep inventing standards for which there are no worthwhile programmes.

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Google Glass gets 2GB of RAM. Think about this. Two gigs of RAM

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Optimist

Presumably the glass will now be half full?

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Freeze, Glasshole! Stop spying on me at the ATM

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Re: Perhaps it's time to change the security model

Why can't we have a touchable token as well as a pin? Have an RFID pen that we would have to have in pocket when we use the machine? Finger prints? Iris prints?

I envisage terminals accepting up to 8 forms of ID, and we could choose 4 of them, and if we wanted ask it to pay out on at least 2.

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REVEALED: Reg trails claw along Apple's 'austerity' 21.5-inch iMac

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Re: All Macs have obsolescence built-in

Which seems to be the 21st century way. I can't get a sump for a 7 year old italian car, and there are no spare window motors for the 5 year old nissan next door to it.

At least with the iMac the OS it already has will remain working.

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Re: Everyday performance

This is the cybercafe machine for airport lounges and posh hotels. I reckon Apple need to market these quite hard at that sort of slot.

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Microsoft is still touting Android smartphones – meet the new Nokia X2

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Re: Bing maps or Here maps?

According to the Windows Weekly podcast, it's Here maps

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Why?

Why are all multi-sim phones low spec?

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Mozilla to cram a full web-dev IDE inside Firefox browser

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Circle of time

Are they trying to re-invent Netscape?

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F1 racing ace Michael Schumacher's medical records were pinched

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Really?

Pinched, stolen? or just copied?

Permenantly deprived the owner, or just intruded into privacy?

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Microsoft ups OneDrive storage, slashes prices to match Google Drive

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Re: Watch the lawsuites fly...

>mapping your own personal cloud storage to a drive letter would be feckin' ace

Drive letters? how quaint. How 1970s.

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David Cameron wants mobe network roaming INSIDE the UK

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Landlines

Really? Is our PM incapable of using landlines? Don't the secret service all around him have TETRA handsets?

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SEA hacks Reuters website widget DESPITE 2FA security

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Taboola

I have taboola blocked by ghostery, it seems to specialise in "how to get an ipad for $3.99" type scams

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Who needs a ride-on mower when a ROBOT will cut your grass

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Clippings

I want a robot mower that can deal with the clippings.

Anyone who tells you that a mulching mower produces no mess obviously does not have dogs, and anyone who tells you a toy cutter like that has can mulch is having you on.

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Glastonbury debuts festival wide Wi-Fi network - fitted to COWS

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I hope

These are going to be methane powered.

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Foxconn to take on 100 THOUSAND workers prior to iPhone 6 launch

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So Hang on

... the most complex one so far (almost by definition) and probably the most expensive, is going to be built by 100,000 agricultural labourers dragged out of the fields at the very last minute? Doesn't bode well for reliablility that.

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It's a Doddle: Amazon inks train station parcel deal with Network Rail

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Re: Collectplus?

Except that not one of our local corner shops wants anything to do with it. They reckon it is all work and no revenue.

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Google starts selling Glass to Brits – for £1,000 a pop

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Re: Airstrip One

It's not free. It costs two monkeys. At least one of which is wearing it.

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Firefighters deliver trapped student from GIANT GERMAN LADYPARTS

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err

Are we going to get a Playmobil reconstruction?

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LOHAN in FIGHT to DEATH with brace of cantankerous canards

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Re: Has anyone ever heard of the KISS principle

I think PARIS was the KISS project.

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9 Dark Social Truths That Will Totally Blow Your Bowels!

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Re: Excellent!

Indeed. I'd forgotten it was Friday, and this has cheered me up.

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That's no plane wreck, that's a Google Wi-Fi balloon

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What?

"when they land"?

Err - do they mean 'crash'?

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Top 10 tech essentials for the festival season

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Re: Tents

Cracking tent!

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Re: Hang it from the cross-member of your tent?

You have to be very carefull hooking things over ridge poles - in a single skin tent the pressure point can cause an annoying leak.

Most tents worth buying have a couple of fabric loops sewn into the roof for hanging lanterns from.

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Mobe battery flat? These ELECTRIC PANTS will pump things up

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Gas powered?

Where does the initial energy input come from?

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Amazon's not-actually-3D Fire: Bezos' cash register in YOUR pocket

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Good stuff

I am quite impressed. It's good to see someone not following the herd, but actually thinking about what you can do with all the wizardry about.

I don't want one, of course, as it is a temple to consumerism by a tax-evading group of shits. But it is a clever temple to consumerism by a clever tax evading group of shits.

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Assange™ makes fresh bid for FREEDOM from Scotland Yard's 'physical encirclement'

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Escape

Surely the time honoured method is to dress up as a washer woman and walk out carrying a basket? As long as he remembers to wear big black boots and say "Lawks" a couple of times he'll be fine.

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Re: Watch a front door

All this economics baffles me. Do we /only/ pay him while he's looking at a front door? Would we not have been paying him if he'd been e.g. Stop-and-searching some poor black kid?

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DANGER MOUSE is back ... and he isn't half a GLASSHOLE

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Re: Load of Shite

oh. farthing.

as you were, then. Sorry.

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