* Posts by Robert E A Harvey

3010 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Oct 2006

Nerd alert: First Lucid Lynx Ubuntu beta fun

Robert E A Harvey
Linux

themes

If you are going to stick with gnome, you can obtain eye candy either as individual bits or as whole themes from places like http://gnome-look.org/

http://ubuntusatanic.org/ for example has some interesting ideas and a simple explanation of how to load them.

Mostly you can use the package manager to suck them from repositories, like everything else.

If you are not going to stick with gnome, you can try things like

http://www.enlightenment.org/

http://www.afterstep.org/

after installing them you can just pick them as an alternative to your default gnome session when you log in.

Blunkett: 'The dog howls when I whip out my ID card!'

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Coat

'The dog howls when I whip out my ID card!'

funny place to keep it. Still, if yer blind...

Mine's the one with "insensitive sod" stencilled on the back.

Dell bars Win 7 refunds from Linux lovers

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Gates Horns

But

It's my experience that Dell offer an ubuntu version grudgingly, and at greater cost than the equivalent windoze one. Whether this is to present a facade of choice, or not I cannot imagine.

In a properly free market you could buy the laptop without an OS, and have done with it. As long as you can't, there is something creepy going on.

And as for warranty and support excuses, are they really saying they sell something so flaky that it won't run the commercial OS out of the box? Why should I want it then?

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Gates Horns

Now then!

I'm told the trick is to video the startup procedure and then involve the Trading Standards department.

Nokia puts hive mind to work on Best Phone Ever

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Paris Hilton

Can we start with

* Superb audio quality when making phone calls

* does not go straight to 'missed call' instead of ringing

* the error message 'operation failed' is replaced by one that tells you what the problem is.

* Nokia phone can talk to Nokia desktop sync app every time

* battery life >10 days on standby

* When it rings, I can hear it

+After that, two sims would be nice, both active.

+Then reliable charging from mini-usb

+And all data accessible in USB storage mode e.g. from Linux. So I won't have to care about syncing ever again.

Games? GPS? web browsing? adverts? cameras?watching TV? X-ray vision so I can see through people's clothes? Not interested in any of them.

Oh hang on, can I think about the last one again? Look who just arrived.

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FAIL

yes

O2 just replaced my 3109 classic ;cos the sound quality was terrible, and it hung up in the middle of syncing to Nokia's desktop software. The replacement - which had to be the same model - has exactly the same faults.

Ho hum.

LG backs away from '15,000 3D TVs for pubs' claim

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.and must contain letters and/or digits.

Thank gawd for that

Sky to pack pubs with 3D TVs

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Jobs Halo

So what we now need

Is an iphone App that locates nearby pubs with:

* Good beer

* Good food

* Live music

* NO TV

'The LHC will implode the Moon or PUT OUT THE SUN'

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Alien

Nah

That's only what the universe wants you to believe

Are West Bromwich Borg pliers actually side cutters?

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Nothing to see

All black now.

Light bulbs inspire boffins to find fast data transfer trick

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Badgers

That's quite an interesting idea

An optical broadcast system with a very cheap reciever on existing devices - as long as they are not in your pocket - they just need a way to sell it to you.

How about doctor's surgeries, beeping your cell phone when it is your turn? Railway stations flooding the space with departure data? You could set your gadget up to only recieve your train/route stuff. Take an Ipod to the theatre for subtitles or translations? Simultaneous subtitles for deaf schoolchildren?

All confined to one space/room. Sell it to us like that, and /then/ sell the adverts, and it might catch on, and actually do some good as well as being more marketing noise.

Drought effect on rainforests is negligible

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Paris Hilton

Free love?

I grew up in the 50s and 60s and have a clear memory that Free Love was happening somewhere else. Nowhere near me.

Perhaps climate change is like that. I know it was perishing cold when I took the dogs for a walk last night!

Paris. She ain't free though.

Giant flying pliers menace West Bromwich

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or

or, indeed, a pair of someone else's pliers..

Top exorcist says Satan at work in Vatican

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Satan at work in Vatican

"Satan at work in Vatican" - after 2000 years, it won't be the first time

Gartner says world will buy 10.5m tablets in 2010

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Headmaster

exactly 10,500,000?

Why on earth guess at 10.5 million? Not 10, not 11, but 10.5?

If he is saying "lots, if you have a factory, but not so many that most people will have seen one", why not say so.

I loathe pundits who make up numbers to unreasonable precision.

Street View threatens to throw Eurostrop

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FAIL

it's all been said

But someone threatening to stop doing what we don't want them to do anyway isn't going to excite me very much.

Technically possible /= worthwhile

BBC confirms death of 6Music, slashes online budget by a quarter

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And where

where did I say shut down the internut and satellite versions?

DAB uses failed technology, too much battery power, and is too expensive for broadcasters. The interwebs have passed it by - let it die a natural death, like the video disk.

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Happy

Nail

Nail in the coffin of dab.

Shut down 2 of the 3 good stations (R7 being left), then say 'listening figures have crashed'.

Next, shut down DAB. And good riddance

US burg renames self 'Google'

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Grenade

Please

My thoughts exactly. Let greed be met by the consequences. Please.

Google 'personalizes' one in five searches

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try scroogling then

Scroogle - a google scraper - claims to give you a layer of insulation, and might therefore help a bit.

http://www.scroogle.org/

Much as it pains me to say so, Ask.com, with it's edited result table, often gives better results.

I use Wolfram Alpha more and more as google returns more and more dross. Try this one for example: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=uk+population+growth

'Fat birds get laid sooner, have more one-night stands'

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WTF?

Display?

I'd have thought that displaying my physcial attributes would get me slung in jail

Typing merely by thinking - plugless brainjack kit invented

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Yes!

I've been waiting 30 years for this. Why does the most advanced technology on the planet have to be tied to a typewriter?

Next, do away with the screen.

BBC Trust won't probe iPlayer open source gripes

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yes

yes, it does. But you are only cut off from TV & the odd thing on radio3. Most of radio you can 'ave

BT blamed for Davina McCall spamcalls

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I dont get any marketing calls from anybody

"I dont get any marketing calls from anybody"

That'll be yer postcode, then.

Jobs: I'll decide what to do with Apple's $40bn cash pile

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Jobs Halo

with that sort of money

he could lunch in Zurich for a week

Apple uncovers child workers in its plants

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Big Brother

Obvous when you think about it

In most families it is only the under-7s who know how to use the pvr or set the clock on the microwave. Persumably, therefore, they are the age range perfectly suited to molish them.

My big brother is really really big

Ofcom decides it can't decide on spare spectrum

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wierd

Banning rfid near railways?

Have you seen how many german and swiss railway stations have been turned into branches of supermarkets?

Archaeologists nail Bosworth Field

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Headmaster

THE RAYS, THE RAYS

You anticipate my view that the vast majority of archaeology involves 'groundbreaking' in one form or another.

But then I'm such a smart-alec

Castleford locals storm Tickle Cock bridge

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Dead Vulture

T' Post

T' Yorkshire post beat you to the best headline: "Residents cock-a-hoop".

Standards slipping at the reg?

Scots unleash world's strongest beer

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amplified?

Beer + waste industrial wood alchohol I suppose.

Amplified suggests all sorts of ideas, such as negative feedback, that might still be appropriate in the beer domain.

First Vaio laptop with numberpad hits UK

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Linux

Hmmm

Fancy one of those.

If they ship it without windows.

Computer Engineer Barbie coming soon to a toy store near you

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Paris Hilton

but but but

Shirley a real geekete should have unwashed hair, scrunched up with a velcro cable tidy, a spotty face from too much pizza, and full-length jeans gone at the knee? And the laptop should be in one of those fabric shoulderbags you get at trade fairs, advertising Greenspring or Keele or something?

Nothing like the picture on the left.

QLogic sues over video of chip frying egg

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and

... I am insulted that the people issuing the law suit think I am dumb enough to believe that the chip is larger than a frying pan,,,

Spain to get Europe's first major-vendor smartbook

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Absolutely

Getting to the point where the backlight is the biggest consumer of power. So why not make the outer case photovoltaic, and let it top up the battery a bit when not in use?

Or abandon a backlight altogether and have a transparent screen, to be backlit by available light?

Intel says warranties evaporate when kit resold

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No

Not if it is a private sale. Law of Tort applies. You can ask him for your money back, or sue him if you think he misled you.

Usually, though, it's just tough.

That said, I've had WD replace portable hard disks based entirely on the serial number. 5 years from time of manufacture, they told me. They don't care who is sending them to them.

Google will build 1Gbps fiber networks to the home

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Welcome

planning? BT?

shirley knot?

Anyway my reading is that BT has been threatened that it will have to open up their ducts.

Microsoft kills FAST's Linux and Unix search biz

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What confused me

was that when I was alive FAST was the Federation Against Software Theft, and when you said Microsoft had bought it I was very surprised

Google doppelgänger casts riddle over interwebs

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So you can

That's interesting. Marginally

ARM boss forecasts mass migration to netbooks

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Now you mention it

The Tardis is the only really desirable bit of technology in the known multiverse.

I want a cheap one of those too.

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Unhappy

The title is required, and must contain letters and/or digits.

"Desktops, laptops out - small, cheap computers in"

Please can I have a small, cheap computer with a proper keyboard and a big screen?

Directgov kids' site apes explosive gay porn brand

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filters

It is possible, of course, that government sites have elabroate filters, so this sort of thing would not be found when searching...

Apple vs the iPad Bedwetters

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Jobs Halo

Get me two

If I nail them onto broomsticks they will make quite good canoe paddles.

Then I can send them to Gordon Brown in the hope he can get us out of the shit creek he has landed us in.

Who said they are useless?

Google's Android code deleted from Linux kernel

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Stop

Storm, teacup, teacup, storm

""[Google is] effectively creating a kernel branch that a number of different vendors are now relying on."

And since it was not Google who threw the code out of the main branch, how exactly is Google doing that?

Who ate all the iPies?

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A neat analysis

I agree with all of what you say.

But this 'computer for the rest' space has had loads of people try to occupy it before, in various ways. Think of Amstrad's wierd emailling telephone, or even their cp/m based word processor. The maemo tablets from Nokia, the Texet webpad that Asda had last christmas, Datawind's Pocketsurfer... it goes on.

Apple has the marketing clout and UI design skills to do a better job than any of them. But I think there is a fundamental flaw in the whole idea.

'the rest' will want more from their 'computer for the rest' after a few weeks. If they havn't got one of us as a nephew, they will have watched CSI and want to do what they do with computers. The gloss is going to wear off far to quickly to be a succesful product.

No-one has beaten a path to the door of the predecessors. It doesn't sound like a better mousetrap to me.

Woman sues rail line for 'exploding' toilet

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Dead Vulture

oh dear

'baleful bowl'?

Google mystery server runs 13% of active websites

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Paris Hilton

shock horror

Software company with thousands of programmers writes an application!

what next? 35% of car engines are made by Ford? Many movies come from Hollywood?

Where is the Yawn icon? oh, there she is.

Apple's iPad - fat iPhone without the phone

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maybee

Some years ago I watched an episode of ST:DS9 in which a ferengi was doing his accounts with a whole table top full of PADDs, picking them up, poking them and putting them down. I've often wondered since it there was some point to that.

I now know the point. If you want to surf while watching spottify, whatever that is, you will need TWO iPads.

Clever, Apple.

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aha! I've got it!

It's a colour Newton, without the clever software!

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no real point but,

The bit that hissed me off about the microsoft attempts was putting the handwriting extensions in the applications (office) rather than in the OS. So you could use it for what they wanted you to use it for, not what you wanted to use it for.

I wonder how the IPaddy relates to that?

We really need a big fat ? icon

Airport scanner staff object to vetting

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Schiphol

I've asked every time I've been through one of these machines at Schiphol if I can see the result. I am always refused 'for privacy reasons'. Now I know that with my weight problem It's been a while since I saw my dangly bits, but I did not realise that they really were 'private parts' even from me.