* Posts by Robert E A Harvey

3010 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Oct 2006

That Digital Britain report in full

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Abstrads!

First they ruin my pension, so will have to work till I am 90

Next they put cameras in every bodily orifice so they can spy on me all day long.

Now they want to ruin both the BBC and radio, so my last remaining pleasure is denied me.

Evil flipwits (news quiz passim) the lot of them.

Is the main reason they want to outlaw analogue radio the ease with which suruptitious transmitters could be set up? Or just to stop me listening to Hilversum and Berlin?

Jaguar said to have electric XE in pipeline

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IT Angle

V3

V3s make little sense. The V configuration makes the problem of balancing 3 crank offsets quite hard, and if one ot the cylenders is a centre one, then you loose some of the space saving advantages. A straight 3 would be tidier, and easier to balance. A Y3 would be more fun.

Ex-Borland's Delphi owner re-ignites cross-platform dream

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But but but

They way I read it they are talking about cross-development under windows for the other targets, not porting the IDE to Linux or Mac.

Apple punts batterylicious MacBook Pros

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1000 charge cycles?

That's about 3 years, surely? And they call that a /good/ thing?

Tube Deluxe 3.1

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umm

Every diary I had as a boy had a tube map in the cover. Every platform has 2 or 3.

How well does the GPS work on the Victoria line?

Beeb says sorry after iPlayer network fail

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@Sean Timarco Baggale

well, quite.

All the adverts for broadband told us we could do things lik e.g. stream TV.

Why did it come as a surprise when we did?

Behind Microsoft's IE-free, Windows-for-Europe ploy

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Gates Horns

window dressing

I can't see that, once there is a button that will fetch IE - and only IE - the offering is distinguishable from having IE there in the first place. After all most versions of an OS will fetch allsorts of stuff when they first wake up, if only security updates.

The regulators need to insist that whenever there is a choice that consumers get a choice.

Next they need to uncover strongarming on hardware vendors to exclude other OSs from the marketing material.

Lightning strikes Amazon cloud (honest)

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Many years ago

I used to work in Grantham telephone exchange. It had a diesel standby generator, but that didn't mean it worked...

Palm to out-iPod Apple with CEO pick

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@SynnerCal - nub of the matter

You are right - innovative products are the key

The original Palm Pilot - Mine only just stopped working - was innovative and original, it crowbarred itself into a market that did not exist. The Pre is 'just another smartphone', and even though Palm may have helped create the concept.

I could display NMEA dialogues from navigation systems on my palm, using the RS232 input. I had the modem, an ethernet adaptor, and could use it as a remote control on my TV. In 1997.

Where is the innovation today? What about a simple programming environment that would let engineers turn their devices into oscilloscopes, spectrum analysers, data loggers? What about a couple of analogue inputs? Digital Radio Mondiale?(DAB will take too much battery power!)

We need a sort of technical lego - ultrasonic distance or beam-break event detectors, light and heat sensors, oxygen sensors, voltmeters, ammeters, relay outputs and opto-isolator inputs etc etc all with a short range radio link simpler and more reliable than bluetooth and capable of handling multiple devices, like small motor actuators, buzzers, valves, and the like. All programmable by something as simple as ladder logic or function blocks. Have a PC adaptor and one for the PDA, develop the software at your desk and use it in the field.

Or what about opening your front door? For 20 years cars have used 'blippers' to unlock doors, and recently to open the bootlid. Why can't I do that for my house? As an accessory from Palm? What about leaving my burglar alarm on all the time, but set the pre up to identify me and let me move about without triggering the bells?

Why can't it have an ultrasonic device I can use to train my dog? Or switch automagically to low power when e.g. it gets after 5pm and I never make or get phone calls after 5pm? Or turn itself off at airports? How come I can't point it at the meat in a carvery restaurant and read off the temperature? or have it beep when I go near a CCTV camera, or use the same telemetry link as my heart pacemaker and tell my my recent cardiac history? Why won't it let me open my hotel bedroom, or exchange funds with a one-touch cashless terminal, or pay the London congestion charge, or have it read my iris before it will turn on in case someone nicks it?

Me-too design and marketing is not innovation, just an attempt to run a business that has no ideas of its own.

Palm Pre's inner iPhone revealed

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Linux

solder porn

What is this fixation with taking things to bits? It seems as empty as you-tubing yourself unpacking the shipping boxes.

I just want to know if I can sync the address book with anything other than MicroDim's LookOut, and if I can load it with music from my linux box. Oh, and when I can get a second hand unlocked one from the nice lady on Lincoln Market.

Sony X-Series Walkman

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will it...

play mp3s in file name order without mp3 tags? Like, for example, episodes of a detective story?

stream .ra from iplayer over the wifi?

make sheduled recordings from the FM radio? While you are listening to something else?

I notice it does not include DAB radio, an increasing omission in consumer gadgets. I reckon DAB is dead if it can't be crowbared into something like this.

Microsoft's Google challenger is not a search engine

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@JC - cash register

My old Dad's N CR with all the buttons went "Kerching - Ting" not 'bing'

Inside USB 3.0

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This is turning into a bodge.

adding extra pins here and there.

Why not give in, make a new connector and stop worrying? Or, for that matter, follow the scsi or firewire dream?

What happened to wireless USB and Bluetooth-high-speed anyway?

If they can break the law, why can't we?

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@ac "Basic principles"

Another important one "The debt to society paid".

When I was brought up it was drummed into us that someone released from prison had paid their debt to society and the slate was clean. Now we have sex offenders registers, and talk of a violent offenders register. People applying for jobs have to reveal their past criminal record. Persons wanting visas to work in the USA or Australia are refused for periods of imprisonment decades before. Even car insurance companies want to know your criminal history.

The sex offenders one worries me. If, when people are released from prison, they are still a threat to young children Why were they released at all?

Analyst forecasts Apple Kindle-killer for 2010

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Jobs Halo

@Paul

Beat me to it - I was going to suggest a double sided device too. Or how about the e-ink display is inside the cover for the LCD, or som'at like that.

Asus Eee PC 1008HA Seashell

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Gates Horns

@AC - REFUNDS?

>claim a refund from Microsoft for the unused XP license.

My understanding in the UK is that you have to claim the refund from the vendor you bought the PC from. laarge vendors seem to make a habit of accepting the EULA for you before they hand the machine over, so you don't get the chance. It certainly cuts the ill-informed out of their rights.

The only succesful attempts I have heard of involved Photographing each screen during the initial power up process, including the EULA rejection; going via the weights-and-measures people; and issuing a claim in the small claims court.

I think this sort of thing should be on the EU's agenda, as uk.gov would certainly side with M$

Rumor rubberizes iPhone 3.0

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yawn

Sorry, I just don't care.

as long as it is tied to a network it is a non-phone

Mozilla invites all comers on post-tab future

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twoddle

"the browser is more of an operating system than a data display application; we use it to manage the web as a shared hard drive."

gibberish. It is, perhaps, another UI but nothing more than that.

Beeb tech boss seeks to expand TV licence online

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@Dominic Tristram

Well, quite. I could not agree more.

Acer Timeline 4810T

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Linux

And?

did you try it with Ubuntu? And if not, why not?

Carphone Warehouse buys Tiscali UK

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Unhappy

F2S

F2S sort of survived the Tiscali takeover of Pipex unscathed, but I have serious doubts about TT who seem to be total tosspots.

I think that takeovers should void yer existing contract so you can switch as soon as the news breaks.

Data-sniffing attack costs Heartland $12.6m

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Paris Hilton

What?

Why on earth did we not have 'end to end encryption' from the very beginning? Who is in charge of monitoring this sort of thing/

I bet it was Paris.

Vatican damns Angels and Demons as 'quite harmless'

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Paris Hilton

Straw Bear

The only straw bear I know of is the bloke who dances through Ramsey as a fertility ceremony...

www.ousewashes.com/

Paris: 'cos she understand simple minded folk with fertility on their mind.

Amazon big-screen Kindle sails this week

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Lock-in

I think the publishing houses need to get together and agree a portable format for all ebooks if they don't want to hand control of their business over to Amazon & Sony.

Just imagine what would have happened in the 1920s if Marconi had made 60 rpm gramophones and Bush had made 80 rpm ones.

We just lived through the vhs/betamax wars, the triumph of blueray over h-dvd. A lot of programme providers got badly burned backing the wrong horse. Has the book market not been watching?

Firefox users caught in crossfire of warring add-ons

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Alert

@andy

>"Oh wow! This addon changes every occurence of the letter "P" on a webpage

> into an animated GIF of an ejaculating penis! I must have this addon!"

You could charge money for that. It'd sell.

Jacqui's secret plan to 'Master the Internet'

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two minds

Am I supposed to be annoyed that they are going to spend my money on something sinister and repressive, or that they are going to waste my money on something that won't work?

Or, perhaps, both.

We need a waqui jaqui icon. Till then, paris is brighter

Kindle users get burnt

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open source

This is why people should not buy closed systems.

Windows 7 might rock up in 2009, says MS veep

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@fluffels adding knobs

Since W7 is just vista-with-knobs-on it can be released as soon as there are enough shiny new knobs available. Any time really.

The driver model is undisturbed vista, and the rest of it is windowdressing.

Meanwhile Ubuntu 9.04 installed itself over 8.10 when I told it to and everything works perfectly.

Windows 7 and the Linux lesson

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Linux

Ubuntu no Windows?

> Microsoft will say Windows is far more complicated.

> It has millions more lines of code.

Isn't that the problem, rather than the point?

BT chief: People don't need fibre to the home

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Unhappy

It's all true

What with traffic shaping, bottlenecks, caps and conention I don't need the 8Mb I'm paying for now.

If they start charging extra for additional tiers of service I won't be able to afford anything more than 512K.

So I'll never need fibre.

Boeing: Raygun dreadnoughts will rule the oceans by 2019

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Pirate

What?

What they are saying is they still can't make it light enough to go in a plane.

Microsoft to offer Windows 7 downgrade to XP

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Gates Horns

but how?

OK, HP might be able to offer a sidegrade to XP, but what about the rest of us? Will they ship XP on the install disk and allow small system builders or do-it-yourselfers to sidegrade?

It's not much of a 'right' if you don't have the distribution media.

Gnome answers Linux critics with 'big' vision plan

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oh well

It worked so well for KDE 4, didfn't it?

Acer sued for shipping Vista-book with GB of memory

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Last two

These must have been the last two people on the planet who had not heard what a dog vista is. Why on earth buy it in the first case.

Palm bets the farm on WebOS

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Wishing them well

my Palm Pilot was the first PDA I ever owned, and the only one with which I was ever totally happy. My employers, of various kinds, have issued various ipaq and other windows based machines which were clumsy, slow, and had poor battery live compared to the old palm V.

I had a tungsten too, till some lowlife nicked it. I'd have bought a lifebook if it had had vga screen resolution and wifi.

I suspect that the pre could save the company, but if they tie it to one service provider they will slice the potential market to less than half. I want one, but I want one sim-free and untied please.

iPod Touch torches tyke's trousers

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Tyke?

When you said Tyke, I thought you mean someone from Yorkshire, which would have been quite an important discovery. A yorkshireman with functioning trouser pockets? Shirely knot! A Yorkshireman who had bought an iThing? Unlikely in the extreme.

But then it transpires you were talking about someone from far far away, and I know nothing about the fiscal tightness of Kentuckians.

Mines the one I nicked from the county council.

Dell Inspiron Mini 12 notebook-not-netbook

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Hackingtosh

The mini-9 is famous for being perfectly suitable for use as a hackingtosh. What about this one?

O2 wins UK Palm Pré exclusive?

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@By Dale Le Page

Network tied handsets do just that - they tie you to a network.

I have a perfectly good virgin PAYG sim, and put it in my sim-free phone. When I go to Germany I take it out and put a German Selphy sim in. In Korea it gets my KPN sim stuffed up it. In Bueonos Aries I stick in a t-mobile sim.

Where I live Orange has the best coverage. Where my sister lives it is T-mobile. Both of us have sent back O2 phones because they are a brick 90% of the time.

Why should we be blackmailed into using an inferior network just to get a decent phone? It is a very stupid decision by Palm, in my opinion.

Barnes & Noble muscles Kindle with e-book buy

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but but - @ Andrew Crystall

When I have twice read a £6 paperback I can leave it in a hotel library, give it to the local charity shop or flog it for 80p to the bloke on the market. It can keep moving around and being enjoyed by different people for half a century it it wants.

How do you do that with Kindling?

David Blaine tw*tdangles into Urban Dictionary

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artistically correct

'Twatdangle' requires no deep etymology. It just came into being when it was so desperately required.

I agree that 'GitWizard' was similarly essential, and admire Mr Bruggstoke for his part in it, but surely we can just rejoice that there are two words for Blaine which are so perfect as to be nearly onomatopoeic.

I bet you could try either of them out on an impartial observer and he would guess the subject and the context without error.

paris, 'cos even she would understand.

Cold-water treatment for Ballmer on Windows Mobile

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Betamax phones

I am disturbed by the behaviour of phone companies who continue to build on Windows Mobile, despite its desparate and obvious shortcomings. Not that Symbian has forged a better ploughshare either, of course.

The market for phone OSs is evern more distorted than that for PCs, with the poor sods who get the devices having very little say in what they do or who provides the OS. Innovation has stalled and we are offered devices little different from those of 5 years ago, despite huge advances in hardware design.

My judgement is that we have another Betamax saga, with the world electing for the worst solution by a process of indifference and disguised decisions.

Asus cracks out of its shell with Air-esque Eee PC

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Dead Vulture

important info missing

OK, it has more than one microphone.

But does it have an ethernet port? USB x ? Firewire ? is there a dvdwriter in the box ? is the battery swappable ?

It ain't news without facts.

17in MacBook boasts bloody big battery

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@Ian R

But the normal french word for battery sounds like a painful medical condition.

Paris - I somehow associate her with a pain in the raes

Microsoft just wants to be touched

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another word for dung?

>Microsoft would like the public to call their new version "Windows,"

I have had 3 phones with various iterations of windows muddle on them, and although each was different from the last I would not have characterised that difference as 'progress' in any way.

I have called the last 3 versions some very odd things. What the next one is called may end up being nothing to do with me, as I am trying to find the phone I want without any of their nasty snarfware on it.

Royal Navy to be first running-jump-jet force

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how about...

.... just 'take-off' and 'landing'.

No-one describes a commercial jet as 'Thundering Down Out Of The Sky In Reverse Thrust And Bouncing From One Wheel To Another Before Slamming On The Brakes In The Hope You Won't Hit The Chap Who Landed 23 Seconds Ago' (TDOOTSIRTABFOWTABSOTBITHYWHTCWL2SA). They just call it 'Landing'

Why do the military need all that detail to describe 'Stopping Without Crashing' (SWC) ?

- Mine's the one with the old boarding passes in the pocket

Windows goes Mobile 6.5

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Windows

Vista for pockets? - well, he did say 'The Full windows experience'.

Spotify: We kick the tyres

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big puzzle

The big puzzle is why the traditional recording industry thinks it has a right to survive in the 1920s form that it has perpetuated for so long.

Entertainment changes all the time.

Where are the sheet-music stores that used to be on every high street, in every department store?

Where are the variety shows, at the end of the pier or on TV?

What happened to Top of the Pops or the 6:5 special or Juke box Jury?

When did you last go to a dance in a village hall?

where are the music halls?

Where are the Town Waits, combining music with guarding the walls?

I think that the 'record labels' may well go the same way. I don't think they will be missed.

Paris, cos she can normally spot when things have finished

Prof: Save up fossil fuel reserves to fight the next ice age

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Long overdue

I've been protesting for most of my adult life that, given a marvelous soup of elabourate and stable hydrocarbon molecules about the most stupid thing in the world is ot burn them.

problem is the free market always falls to the position of least resistance and most greed.

Microsoft goes retail with own shops

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All been said

I can't offer any better insight into this lunacy than the comments already offered.

Except when the Disney store opened in Peterborough I thought 'What? what on earth do disney have to sell?' but they made it work by selling crap.

Maybe that is the business model?

Brother MFC-5890CN inkjet all-in-one A3 printer

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Unhappy

wierd

Surely an all-in-one would need a separate A4 feed tray?