Posts by Neil
241 posts • joined Wednesday 6th June 2007 14:28 GMT
Neil
Songs → #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 11:35 GMT
In iPhone 3.0 to nix app redownloading?
This already happens with Songs. My daughter bought a song but it did not download properly, so she pressed it again and got the message "You have already bought this song, do you want to buy it again?".
No I fucking do not. I want to download it as I've already paid for it. I went to the computer and tried it there as well. It won't download the song as part of the purchased ones, and insists I buy it again.
I fucking hate Itunes.
Neil
CFL - No use to me → #
Posted Monday 1st June 2009 14:24 GMT
In Boffins: Ordinary lightbulbs can be made efficient, cheaply
I have precisely one fitting in my house that could take a CFL. The rest are either halogens, on dimmer switches, or are fittings that fit flush with the ceilings and would look ridiculous with a stupid CFL twizzle stick sticking out of it.
Actually just thought of another in a chandelier that uses the mini golf-ball-fittings - don't know if they make them for that or not. I suppose they probably do. And at a few quid each replacing all 6 bulbs in there would be stupidly expensive.
Neil
Fifty years in... → #
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 08:45 GMT
In Cobol hits fifty

And I hear that some of the applications that started development at that time are now nearly ready!
Neil
Worms. → #
Posted Wednesday 27th May 2009 17:52 GMT
In Summer debut for Judge Dredd computer smart-rifle
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Award. → #
Posted Friday 22nd May 2009 11:29 GMT
In Oz man fined for drink-drive rumpy-pumpy

If he'd crashed and killed himself whilst being that stupid they should've given him an award... what to call it though?
Ah, he's from Darwin, so my suggestion would be a "Darwin Award".
Neil
I was looking forward to this.... → #
Posted Monday 18th May 2009 09:46 GMT
In Take-Two sues over death of Duke Nukem Forever
... in 1997, when I was 19 and had the time and inclination to play computer games. Now I'm 30 with wife and kids, I really couldn't give a flying damn. And therein lies the problem - those who remember the original game now won't give a shit (a few saddos non-withstanding), and those who are of gaming age won't have even heard of the original.
So the fact it's died should be no suprise and nobody should care either.
Now a new Llamasoft game on the other hand....
Neil
So when is this out? → #
Posted Wednesday 13th May 2009 11:52 GMT
In Apple prepping 32GB iPhone 3.0?
My current contract is up next month and I actually want one (after months of thinking I'd never own one I had a play with my daughter's iPod Touch and think it's great). 32GB would be great, if the price is realistic.
BTW, AC: "Choontard" - Nice!
Neil
Wrong metric? → #
Posted Thursday 7th May 2009 16:03 GMT
In 2060: Humvee-sized, bulletproof meat-eating spiders attack

Surely the annual growth is not the point? The point is actually the increase in warmth to get it that 10% bigger. So by the time they'd all reached that size we'd pretty much have all died from being roasted to death anyway.
Still made me laugh though!
Neil
What happened to... → #
Posted Thursday 7th May 2009 10:49 GMT
In Aussie censors implement six degrees of separation policy
... Ozzie common sense? I really thought Ozland might be a good place to run to on the offchance that Labour win another election here (cos then we're all fucked).
What's next? Taking books out of libraries if they're not on approved reading lists?
Agree with AC above - exactly where can we move to that has a non-opressive government and some common sense? Sealand?
Neil
@Chris C → #
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 09:36 GMT
In Ron Howard accuses Pope of scuppering Dan Brown movie
I pretty much agree with everything you said. I enjoyed the books and it took me 2 attempts at Neuromancer, too.
It's fiction, people. It doesn't have to be realistic. If anything, I don't WANT it to be realistic. Even Digital Fortress (definately the worst of the books).... I don't want accurate, boring descriptions of a geek using Unix: "Mark cursed as he accidentally typed the wrong arguments into Vi.". Give me exploding super-computers any day!
Neil
Viglen? → #
Posted Tuesday 5th May 2009 11:52 GMT
In Sir Alan Sugar hails £30m 'equitable' Viglen win
They're still about? I thought they disappeared years ago.
Neil
Their website → #
Posted Thursday 30th April 2009 13:38 GMT
In LoTR fan film set for net premiere
Appears to be down - not doubt it's been ElReged.
Looks bloody good though!
Neil
WTF? → #
Posted Monday 27th April 2009 12:11 GMT
In Swiss woman rolled over Facebook
So changing my status to "Neil has a migrane" is a sackable offense? It's easier to do that with a migrane than it is to phone the bloody doctor to make an appointment!
Neil
Too Ugly → #
Posted Tuesday 21st April 2009 14:20 GMT
In Start-up Bee pledges 'affordable' British e-car
Plus, buying a second car, purely for local use, will have an overall impact far higher than simply using my existing car.
Neil
I expect → #
Posted Friday 17th April 2009 13:07 GMT
In Pirate Bay loses trial: defendants face prison time, hefty fines
That a swarm of gun-toting officers will soon be raiding my local library and dragging away the old dear that works there, as she provides DVDs for rent (she even CHARGES for the ability to take it away and copy it! Talk about proceeds of crime!), and even has a photocopier to make copies of printed copyrighted works ON-SITE!
Surely an appeal will get this overturned as the biggest pile of horseshit ever to come out of a trial-room.
Neil
What hope is there? → #
Posted Friday 17th April 2009 11:41 GMT
In Google money machine records Q1 choking sound
When a company makes about $1.5bn profit in 3 months and is still laying off staff because it's not making enough.
Neil
I had a Domino's pizza last night → #
Posted Thursday 16th April 2009 14:13 GMT
In Pizza-polluting YouTube plonkers soil Domino's
Now I wish I hadn't.
<Need a "Running-for-the-toilet" icon>
Neil
Sucks. → #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 16:23 GMT
In Nortel staff sacked without redundancy payout
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Ten Days?? → #
Posted Monday 30th March 2009 13:49 GMT
In Women's lust for shopping linked to periods
That's a third of the bloody (hehe) month!
God help us all.
Although it might explain why I was allowed to buy a Roomba at the weekend.
Neil
20 minutes → #
Posted Friday 20th March 2009 16:11 GMT
In London to get EV charging post network
So it still takes 10 times longer than filling my tank with petrol then.
Ok it's cheaper, but take away the tax from fuel and it'd be about the same. If in 20 years everyone is driving leccy cars do you really think the Government is going to be happy about having no fuel tax income and no road tax income?
No. They'll just tax the shit out of you in some other way, so you might as well enjoy driving a proper car whilst you can.
Neil
Hello Pot? → #
Posted Thursday 19th March 2009 16:52 GMT
In Sky calls for access to cable network
This is Kettle. You're Black.
Give us on Virgin all the HD channels, then we'll talk.
Neil
Wow. → #
Posted Thursday 19th March 2009 16:44 GMT
In Google Street View hits UK streets
I live many miles outside Central London - basically on the surrey border, on a small insignificant little road. And found myself staring at my front door.
Neil
No good → #
Posted Wednesday 18th March 2009 11:59 GMT
In World's first proper flying car makes debut flight
Until it looks like a DeLorean I'm not interested.
Neil
Effing stupid → #
Posted Tuesday 17th March 2009 13:28 GMT
In Great Aussie firewall claims first victim
So, you don't know what's on the list, but if you - or one of your users in the case of a forum - links to something that is on it you get fined.
How is this different to making up new laws with big fines for breaking them but then refusing to tell anybody what they are?
"Excuse me, sir, you've just violated the new law we didn't tell anybody about on not looking 56 times before crossing the street between the hours of 3pm and 4pm on a Monday. That'll be $5000 please".
FOAD indeed.
Neil
The Simpsons → #
Posted Thursday 12th March 2009 16:36 GMT
In 'Sunshade' global-cooling plan would ruin solar power
Didn't Mr Burns already come up with this plan? Albeit to make money. And then he got shot. By a baby. What was my point again?
Neil
Fast Discharging? → #
Posted Thursday 12th March 2009 13:23 GMT
In Superfast-charging batteries? Whoa there, MIT

My current mobile is great at that. One minute the battery is showing almost full, the next it won't even turn on. Nothing new here.
Neil
Outrageous! → #
Posted Tuesday 10th March 2009 12:41 GMT
In Royal Mail disses runaway post van man
I will hencefortch boycott the Royal Mail.
Except when I need to post something. I'm kind of stuck there.
Neil
Question is... → #
Posted Friday 6th March 2009 14:45 GMT
In Metallica's Lars Ulrich illegally downloads own album
Did he listen to it once and then delete it like most other people did?
Neil
Why remove all other bags from the shelves? → #
Posted Tuesday 3rd March 2009 17:04 GMT
In Snacker discovers Nokia phone in crisp packet
Like it's going to be in another one as well???
And did she actually try charging it before turning it on?
Neil
I'm sorry → #
Posted Tuesday 3rd March 2009 11:48 GMT
In Child porn suspect ordered to decrypt own hard drive
I've completely forgotten my password! How silly of me!
Neil
The chick in the photo → #
Posted Thursday 26th February 2009 22:42 GMT
In iPhoney nano found, tested in Asia
Looks like a ladyboy version of Myleene Klass.
Neil
Only £360 → #
Posted Friday 20th February 2009 16:28 GMT
In Woolies Pic'n'Mix bows out with eBay auction

So it was actually a bit cheaper than the normal retail cost of a bag of Wollies pick n' mix then?
Neil
Further missing the point → #
Posted Tuesday 17th February 2009 16:37 GMT
In Hydrogen motoring too heavy for pundit
Screw all this electric/hydrogen crap - where the hell is my flying car?
Neil
Oh, age! → #
Posted Tuesday 17th February 2009 16:33 GMT
In Paris Hilton celebrates 28

I thought you meant IQ!
Neil
I know it's been said already but... → #
Posted Tuesday 17th February 2009 16:32 GMT
In Pirate Bay prosecutor tosses infringement charges overboard
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Missing the big point → #
Posted Tuesday 17th February 2009 12:37 GMT
In Hydrogen motoring too heavy for pundit
It takes friggin hours to charge a leccy car. It takes minutes to fill it with hydrogen. For that reason, leccy cars are crap and are not the way of the future.
Neil
Thank you Rob Beard! → #
Posted Wednesday 11th February 2009 19:28 GMT
In Red Dwarf touches down in Coronation Street
StoryMakers!! For ages I'd been bothered by the fact that I couldn't figure out who that was on Storymakers... and I'm huge RD fan. Must be the lack of teeth or something completely throwing me off the scent.
Neil
Bandwidth → #
Posted Wednesday 11th February 2009 17:07 GMT
In Virgin Media trials longer bandwidth throttling
If they don't have enough bandwidth to provide the service then they should invest in some more.
Or, just limit everyone to 10MB per day, and cut them off then they reach it. Then the network won't be under strain.
Neil
Wrongful arrest? → #
Posted Thursday 5th February 2009 16:11 GMT
In Rogue sysadmin sues SF for $3m
As he's still awaiting trial, surely sueing for wrongful arrest and imprisonment is a little premature?
Neil
New? → #
Posted Thursday 29th January 2009 18:54 GMT
In Sky hints at 3D TV launch
I remember watching 3D videos with red/green specs back in the very early 80's when I was a wee nipper.
Neil
Poor Guy → #
Posted Thursday 29th January 2009 11:08 GMT
In 5,000-year-old 'ice man' was shot to death
There he was, innocently popping into the local Kentucky Fried Mammoth and he gets beat to death by some ice-age chavs.
Neil
Is it true → #
Posted Tuesday 27th January 2009 13:44 GMT
In Red Dwarf finally returns to Earth

That Paris Hilton is being lined up to play Kochanski?
Otherwise I fail to see the Paris angle.
Neil
Waste of time → #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 11:08 GMT
In Boffin: Lost Stradivarius violin tech reverse-engineered
ALL violins - without exception - sound f*****g awful.
Neil
Dr Who → #
Posted Wednesday 21st January 2009 16:31 GMT
In Gov stumps £4.3m bee health funding

Didn't he already solve this one?
Neil
Too expensive → #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 13:48 GMT
In DSGi announces new chairman in eye of retail storm
That's the problem. I was thinking of popping into Currys later to get a Belkin TuneCast thing. On Amazon it's about £37. At dabs it's £35. Currys price? £69.99.
Neil
Obligatory XKCD link → #
Posted Thursday 15th January 2009 20:32 GMT
In Steve Jobs takes medical leave from Apple to focus on health

http://www.xkcd.com/527/
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He's right, you know → #
Posted Tuesday 13th January 2009 11:55 GMT
In How you pay for tomorrow's scares, today
The BBC article quoted expert Torsten Jeworrek, who claimed: “Climate change has already started and is very probably contributing to increasingly frequent weather extremes and ensuing natural catastrophes.”
Spot on. He just missed out a couple of words: "Climate change has already started - approximately 6 billion years ago - and is very probably...."
Neil
You need to buy an adaptor for each device? → #
Posted Friday 9th January 2009 09:53 GMT
In In action: the Powermat wireless gadget charger
Really? So tell me how this is actually any better than me going out and buying a 4-way socket adaptor from Woolies, er, I mean Maplins, for five quid?
Neil
New Version → #
Posted Thursday 8th January 2009 12:46 GMT
In First Windows 7 beta puts fresh face on Vista
Of course they are going to make it a new version. The reason being that Vista has such a bad rep (although personally I like it) that calling it Vista SE or whatever would be a disaster. Marketing it as a brand new version of Windows that fixes all of Vistas "issues" is far more likely to sell copies.
Neil
Bollocks → #
Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 12:03 GMT
In Safari enjoys 'unusually residential' December boost
Plenty of people got Ipods for Christmas so installed Itunes and didn't untick the Safari box. Then they tried it out. Nothing to do with OSX.