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* Posts by Neil Stansbury

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Neil Stansbury

Bravo - You should be a climate scientist...  

In The myth of Britain's manufacturing decline

FAIL

The only long term conclusion you should draw from this graph, is that before too long you will be working for the Daily Mail too.

The IoP is made up of these industries:

Food, drink & tobacco (14.9%)

Textiles & clothing (2.6%)

Leather & leather products (0.3%)

Wood & wood products (1.9%)

Paper, printing & publishing (13.2%)

Coke, refined petroleum & nuclear fuels (1.7%)

Chemicals & man-made fibres (11.3%)

Rubber & plastic products (5.0%)

Non-metallic mineral products (3.6%)

Basic metals & metal products (10.9%)

Machinery & equipment (8.3%)

Electrical & optical equipment (11.1%)

Transport equipment (10.9%)

Other manufacturing (4.4%)

For all you know the rise since 1964 could be entirely due to North Sea Oil - ( and t4 by extension Rubber & Chemicals ) you don't have enough data to make any meaningfull assesment about the long term viability of British manufacturing from this chart.

In fact North Sea Oil production peaked in the mid 80s and late 90s

http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?ID=198

http://www.statistics.gov.uk/CCI/nugget.asp?ID=169

Neil Stansbury

Registrar land grab  

In 77% of domain registrations stuffed with rubbish

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Hardly surprising. Many of the large registrars (not naming TUCOWS) have abused their position by block buying 1000's of TLDs on the cheap and then marking them up exhorbitantly.

The rules should be simple, registrars themselves should not be allowed to own TLDs other then their primary trading domain, and the 1000s of existing domains they currently own must be allowed to expire, they cannot be sold or transferred.

Neil Stansbury

Except that..   

In IBM super is Met Office's 'chief weapon against British cynicism'

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Their predicition was for a warmer UK '09 summer not international temp - it was. In the press release you cite:

"Although the forecast is for a drier and warmer summer than average it does not rule out the chances of seeing some heavy downpours at times."

Neil Stansbury

Very droll except that...  

In IBM super is Met Office's 'chief weapon against British cynicism'

FAIL

What the Mot Office's ACTUAL prediciton was that 2009 would be warmer than 2008, which despite the rain it was:

http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/corporate/pressoffice/2009/pr20091208b.html

"Barbeque" is not to my knowledge an official metrological term or measurement of temperature, so sounds like this is a media communication issue not a scientific one.

After all, when you are trying to communicate with Daily mail readers, you do need to dumb down your message, especially when it doesn't involve immigrants etc

Neil Stansbury

Poor gal  

In Arab conned into marrying bearded lady

I just can't help feeling rather sorry for the bearded lady.

She's got married (perhaps in good - albeit naive faith), got divorced and been told by the court she's a munter.

I'm sure her self image is on top form right now.

Neil Stansbury

Don't apologise!   

In Bishop Hill: Gonzo science and the Hockey Stick

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There are far too many people like AO who typically have no scientific training whatsoever offering their unqualified illinformed opinons on AGW, and your point was perfectly made.

The sad part is, these people seem to think science is settled by "debate" and cheap point scoring, and live under the sad dillusion that the science or the facts gives a shit about their "opinions".

Either way, these people won't acknowledge the significant risk AGW poses until the glaciers are lapping around their ankles.

Neil Stansbury

No Not Quite....  

In US plans crewless automated ghost-frigates

FAIL

This is actually what the Americans are now implimenting for mine hunting (amongst other missions):

http://www.gdlcs.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Independence_%28LCS-2%29

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPufnytAMUk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1uZfwws2WI

This was the rather embarassingly implemented and ugly concept attempt by the Royal Navy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RV_Triton

As the LCS is a snip at $208 M each, we do seem to have rather managed to forget our Naval history lessons, perhaps we need to hire another Samuel Pepys.

Neil Stansbury

Why?   

In UK.gov shutters half its websites

FAIL

You mean you can think of at least one good reason why the British government needs to maintain 1,700 separate websites and the infrastructure overhead and costs that go with them?

It is called "Mission Creep", and British civil servants are true experts at it.

Neil Stansbury

Hardly...  

In Apple's iPad - fat iPhone without the phone

[...]The Reg first dubbed Apple's impending tablet the "iPad" last October[...]

"iPad inbound" in a title subscript is hardly "dubbed" in the context of the article that read:

[...]Foxconn has also been named as the Apple tablet's producer in the past, though since the company also makes iPhones, iPods and Macs for Apple, it's one of the more obvious choices for the iTab.[...]

and

[...]Foxconn will punch out 300,000-400,000 iTabs initially, the insiders suggested.[...]

A close call maybe, but no banana.

Neil Stansbury

"Big Oil Gate"?  

In Oil companies hit by 'state' cyber attacks, says report

Well the conspiracy theorist in me suggests the UEA "ClimateGate" hack was far too convieniently timed, and was infact motivated/encouraged by "big oil", this is "their" response, (whoever "they" are) to show what they industry has been upto.

Neil Stansbury

@Mathew 13   

In Oil companies hit by 'state' cyber attacks, says report

FAIL

Bless.. you do know silver bullets only kill werewolves right?

Neil Stansbury

Undebated?   

In NASA pegs Noughties as hottest decade on record

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You seem to be under the sad and derisory illusion that scientific data is made available for "debate". That would be politics & religion - not science.

Neil Stansbury

Oh man  

In Chris Morris jihad film good to go

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That's funny. Looking forward to this.

Neil Stansbury

Thank you Miss Marple  

In Cyber sleuth sees China's fingerprints on 'Aurora' attacks

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[...]If it's that good, it's plausible that attackers not aligned with the People's Republic of China might have heard of it.[...]

Right and if it's only documented in Chinese, the person doing the translating must have been able to speak... Welsh? Cornish? Gaelic? Oh ok I give up.

[...]What's more, binary code used in Hydraq was either compiled on an English-language system or was edited after the fact to conceal its Chinese-language roots.[...]

The corollary of that point being that the alledged [Chinese] hackers didn't want everyone to know they were Chinese?

Rather like saying that the Pope wants to make sure that he doesn't conceal he's Catholic?

Nice one El' Reg Columbo would be proud of you.

Neil Stansbury

Great news...  

In New York Times builds paywall - very slowly

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[...]Rupert Murdoch - who has promised to charge for all News International's online content by the summer.[...]

Hopefully I won't have to filter through their crap in search results now either.

Neil Stansbury

BBC Interview  

In Windows 8 and beyond: Microsoft's next decade

Dunno if it's UK only or not:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/click_online/8462267.stm

Neil Stansbury

@Sounds good to me   

In Air France offers two-seat deal for fatties

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I quite agree, the cost of the ticket should be based on your total flight weight, as that is what fuel has to be burnt to carry you. Why should my gran pay the same as a lard arse with diving gear (et al).

Neil Stansbury

What's with the cyber?  

In UK.gov dismisses Tory claims UK cyberspace is defenceless

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Of you couldn't just stop acting like a bunch of 12 year olds and call it the Electronic Security Operations Centre.

Neil Stansbury

Simples   

In Browsers could host a (simple) database

That would be using the new HTML 5 API

Neil Stansbury

This is perfectly feasible  

In Browsers could host a (simple) database

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This is no different to the caching the browsers already do:

HTML 5 File API + XML/RDF + SPARQL

Would keep the old fashioned relational crowed happy and allow the new graph crowed to query pages directly.

Neil Stansbury

Huh?  

In Tax department targets IT downtime

"Continuous reviews of the quality of local power supplies"

Well my local power is fine - where the hell are they based - Afghanistan?

Neil Stansbury

Misanthropic?   

In Greenpeace: Apple ain't so brown anymore

FAIL

YOUR part of the planet might be fine, but then I guess It's not YOUR ground source water being polluted by YOUR computer waste.

Then again the people affected are generally poor, black and live somewhere else - so who gives a sh1t right?

It sounds to me that misanthropic better defines your behavour and attitude rather than Greenpeace's.

Neil Stansbury

@Shouldn't it be?   

In IPS in cunning 'get an ID card, get crucified' scheme

Perhaps, but that would be amusing rather than ironic.

Neil Stansbury

Wow!  

In Motorola's latest Android 'andset demo'd

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Possibly the most innovative mobile device to come out of Motorola in like at least 25 years.

Neil Stansbury

OMG  

In Ion add-on to equip iPhone with full Qwerty keyboard

Boffin

Please tell me there is a tilt mechanism to rotate the iPhone screen towards the typist?

Neil Stansbury

Gazelle  

In Firefox 3.7 to feel need for speed with multicore boost

http://research.microsoft.com/pubs/79655/gazelle.pdf

Neil Stansbury

@BlueGreen   

In Firefox 3.7 to feel need for speed with multicore boost

FAIL

Unfortunately BlueGreen all you have done here is prove how little you understand the web today, and especially how little you understand Firefox.

The real irony of your comment is that disabling JS in FF only disables it loading from web pages, not JS loaded via chrome:// URIs. The entire FF UI and almost all extensions make enormous use of JS - so disabled or not - care or not - you benefit greatly from multi-threading FF and esp. in their JS engine Tracemonkey.

Neil Stansbury

You might be...   

In Firefox 3.7 to feel need for speed with multicore boost

but 3.6 is a branch - 3.7 is a build directly from the trunk that will become 1.9.3, so "they" aren't feeding you anything, someone has just checkout the trunk and built it.

http://ftp.mozilla.org/pub/mozilla.org/firefox/nightly/latest-trunk/

http://mxr.mozilla.org/mozilla-central/source/

Neil Stansbury

Hang on  

In Airbus: We'll cancel crap A400M unless we get more £££

Stop

[...]the aircrew ratio will need to take full account of the strategic role[...]

I thought the whole point of the A400M was that is was to provide tactical arlift not strategic?

Neil Stansbury

Why?  

In NASA's nuclear Mars tank gets improved cooker mod

WTF?

Could someone explain why, now having had a high number of successful landings on Mars NASA would now choose such a horribly complex completely new landing process?

Neil Stansbury

Normal   

In Boffin calculates pi to 2.7 trillion digits

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It's about getting closer to proving Pi is a normal number, and at least confirming it is as far as "we've" looked. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normal_number

Neil Stansbury

Shock Horror!  

In U2 frontman bitchslapped by TalkTalk

FAIL

You mean Bono not only fails to understand the complexities of international aid, but he's passing his opinions off on even MORE topics he's not qualified to comment or pass judgement on - who'd have thought it.

Bono - you sing songs in a band - get over yourself.

Neil Stansbury

Very Impressed  

In O2 and Be Broadband speeds dip

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New O2 LLU subscriber, 750 m from exchange. Getting 20,176 kbps downstream sync on 20 Mb service.

Still can't quite believe it, but I'm happily streaming BBC iPlayer HD with no hiccups whatsoever.

Neil Stansbury

Even O2 are offering unlocks now!!  

In Hacker rattles 21,000 iPhone unlockers

http://shop.o2.co.uk/update/unlockmyiphone.html

Neil Stansbury

@Anonymous Coward   

In Firefox 3.6 hits ice - won't show up till Spring

FAIL

[...]"Insisting that the decade ends on December 31, 2010 is correct. It is the end of the 201st decade. The fact that you are too ignorant to realise this is not the fault of the pedants. Spare yourself the embarrassment of revealing your ignorance."[...]

Wrong... your argument is nothing more than tautology, and your statement is only correct to the extent it justifies your orthogonal (and obvious but pointless) assertion about the 201st century.

Aside from the fact that the number of centuries were never discussed in the article, and your neat side stepping most notions of a "decade" - who cares it's the 201st century. Neither of your falicious arguments can escape the simple fact that December 31st 2009 is exactly (give or take) 10 years or a "decade" since this millenium began.

Neil Stansbury

Yeah quite   

In Top Gear tops iPlayer hit list

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That's why people like you Dominic should be watching 5th Gear on 5 - that's the show for sado wannabe geeks with no sense of humour who dont ever seem to understand that TOP GEAR IS AN ENTERTAINMENT SHOW - Sheesh

Neil Stansbury

Mozilla already did this  

In Google Chrome OS goes native (code)

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[...]Google is playing coy over the role of native code in its fledgling OS. But the company says its Native Client project - which executes native code inside today's Google Chrome web browser[...]

It is such a shame Google didn't take the Firefox option instead of rolling their own, Mozilla solved this issue from day dot with XPCOM. This solves all these issues and is variously exposed to C++, JavaScript, Java & Python.

https://developer.mozilla.org/en/xpcom

Which then allows you to do stuff like this:

http://www.redbacksystems.com/xulu/

Neil Stansbury

Fear of own incompetence kills trees  

In Lawyers scared of computers

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The moto for the entire civil service should be:

Fear of own incompetence flushes country down toilet

Not sure what that would be in Latin.

Neil Stansbury

Prior art?  

In Vatican awards self 'unique copyright' on Pope

Hmm wouldn't there be a case for arguing prior art - like 1300 years prior art from the first Pope...

Neil Stansbury

Tube Ads  

In Firefox 3.5 wins top dog browser crown - sort of

Saw adverts at Baker St. Station on the London Undergound the other day for Googles chrome browser, first time I'd seen a browser ad in a general public area.

Neil Stansbury

On the contary   

In 'CRU cherrypicked Russian climate data', says Russian

FAIL

It just goes to show why the general media shouldn't be reporting it, passing at best ill-informed, at worst woefully inaccurate judgements on highly complex, widely disputed, cutting edge research, when most people will never be able to distil the complexities into a usefully relevant or informed opinion.

For all the fhe facts as complex as they are, the consequences are simple - adjust our behaviour and learn to live more in balance with the world around us, or suffer the ( in many cases unknown ) consequences.

You don't have unqualified people passing judgements on the validity of data as to whether super symmetry exists in the latest string theory models, why should you on climate change?

Science is not about what you think or what you believe, it's about what you can prove, and until the majority of (qualified) scientists tell me otherwise, I am a polluter, an energy waster and am risking the stability of future human habitation on this planet as a consequence of my behaviour.

Climate it science it maybe - but rocket science it ain't.

Neil Stansbury

Decimated   

In MoD does everything right for once in Xmas shocker

Yep decimated they were, the Americans were stunned (and not in a good way) by what the Tornado pilots were expected and trying to do.

Our losses were staggering and unsustainable and the reason they went for high altitude/precision guided/standoff weapons to deal with the Iraqi air defenses in the end.

Neil Stansbury

Bless..   

In UK judges reject Lucas' appeal in Star Wars helmet case

FAIL

Well AC, if you'd like to purchase the full legal report so you might become one of those educated and "learned men", then please feel free:

http://rpc.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/content/short/96/25/551

Alternatively you might like to read the reference reports from the Parlimentary Stationary office here:

http://www.parliament.the-stationery-office.com/pa/ld199900/ldjudgmt/jd001123/design-1.htm

and then focus your inadequate and uneducated little brain on Section "6. Ideas and expression".

Of course I personally would hold out much hope of it meaning you'd engage your brain before your mouth in future - but it is Christmas - so here's hoping.

Neil Stansbury

I agree...   

In UK judges reject Lucas' appeal in Star Wars helmet case

Especially since the Stormtroopers were designed from ILM drawings originally, and in English copyright law, a copyright in a drawing is infringed by manufacture of the depicted object:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LB_%28Plastics%29_Ltd._v._Swish_Products_Ltd.

Where as the US it is the opposite!

Neil Stansbury

Nothing new  

In Wireless e-car recharge tech within range?

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Why is everyone getting so breathless about this tech - even the EV1 used "electric toothbrush" inductive charging, and the park-over-charging-pad has been around for ages.

http://www.uniservices.co.nz/uploadedfiles/uniservices/UniServices%20Wireless%20Car%20Charging%20Brochure_1.pdf

http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=2591

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/jul/20/nissan-electric-car-plug-free

Neil Stansbury

Video clips  

In Google demos image rec 'quantum computer'

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This is of the training process:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_m17HK97M8

And then presenting their findings:

http://videolectures.net/opt08_neven_tabcwt/

Neil Stansbury

Simple   

In Microsoft urges Flash makers to pay fat dollar for exFAT format

Unfortunately because Microsoft won't support them in Windows - and when you plug in your "flash drive" device you want to be able to read/write without having to install 3rd party filesystem drivers.

Neil Stansbury

Aw shame  

In Steel-woven wallet pledges to keep RFID credit cards safe

Thinks this is a great idea, but I need need one slot out side my faraday wallet for my Oyster card - damn!

Neil Stansbury

Unfortunately..  

In Durham police demonstrate DNA will stuff you

FAIL

Unfortunately, the Police never seem to engage their brains enough to realise, that if they are tasked with "protecting, helping and reassuring the community" then that includes protecting ALL aspects of the indiviual - including their human rights as equally as any other right - be it of life, limb or property.

Neil Stansbury

Don't get it  

In US judge excoriates Harvard team's P2P defense

As it's a civil case, surely the RIAA (et al) must prove that Tenenbaums filesharing of 30 songs cost them $675,000 in lost revenue or reputation?

The award can't be punative (can it?), as the industry have now valued their own product at 99c per track, this equates to those tracks causing the loss of over 6,800 sales (at 99c ea.), which seems untenable and unproveable.

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