Posts by Disco-Legend-Zeke

In The Long...

...run, biofuels reduce to a subset of solar collection.

It's good to see serious investment in boffinry put to the task.

...And, You Know, Everything. or Yin Yang Redeaux.

1. In the beginning, there were only photons.

2. They were compressed into a firecracker the size of a pinhead.

3. These compressed photons inflated into proper photons.

4. There was not enough space for all the photons, so they orbited around each other forming into all manner of quarks and their antimatter counterparts, destroying each other, and reforming .

5. As we can see from cosmic background images, these processes did not proceed uniformly.

CONJECTURE: That certain patterns favored the creation of right handed matter.

It Has Rounded Corners...

...I smell lawsuit.

Back In The Day...

...there was a complete Apollo mission for sale.

One of my customers proposed buying it and running a commercial flight to bring back moon rocks for sale.

Say 20 kilos of rocks @2 million per speck.

That's a lot of beer.

Like Wi-Fi Brand Bands...

...strict licensing standards for hardware makers should mollify spectrum neighbors.

The free public bands are the most profitable to a government due to increased productivity and taxes on gear.

"Tortured Genius"

It comes with the territory.

Haven't you noticed that stupid people are happier than you?

Beer, getting people stupid enough to be happy since 9500 BCE.

Gas Powered Car...

...features 12 taco holders and six butt plugs.

As The Lab Boys...

...are finding out, the real challenge to vertical assembly is thermal management.

It's much easier with beer, just drink it before it gets too hot.

I Would Have...

...nightmares featuring unemployed PFYs roaming the streets like extras in a George Romero movie.

Um.

"... fairy story, but that hasn’t stopped the Church..."

When has mere truth ever stood in the way of the religion business?

Did It...

...Transform into a walker first?

Be sure power is off before talking trash about your computer.

Cool!

That's the issue; how to cool the darn thing.

This Is Why...

...us 'merkins want to dismantle Wall Street.

Yahoo! Is! Clueless!

They would certainly benefit from a fresh management team.

She Is Not Topless...

...her breasts are covered. By Lloyd's of London.

Now you know why i choose to live in Vegas.

Lichen.

Using a social site as anchor takes a huge CRM load off any service provider.

And the service provider brings specialized services.

It's a symbiosis, you just need to pick out the right fungus.

Monkeys Are More Fun...

...when you give them footballs.

Is There Somewhere To Place...

...a small wager on this?

Gravity, and it's twisted twin centrifugal force, are mediated by the structure of the photon and the nature of spacetime. There is no Higgs Boson. Sorry.

At least beer was detected earlier.

Flash Update...

...succeeded for IE, but when i tried to upgrade the chrome browser, which is running ...7 i get the following:

"Your Google Chrome browser already includes Adobe® Flash® Player built-in. Google Chrome will automatically update when new versions of Flash Player are available. "

Would Be Fun...

...to load the dimensions into a proper CGI rendering engine.

We should be able to see the virtual Babbage machine in action. Perhaps degubbing prior to physical build.

Other...

...plants do this also. The one that comes to mind is the peanut.

One of my favorites for seed distribution strategy is the Bird of Paradise. As they dry, the seed pods build up torque, which is suddenly released with a loud popping sound, flinging the seeds up to 10 meters.

A Friend...

told me that he made a few mods to a cell phone so that sending a code during a call would detonate a small charge.

This was several years ago, and ISTR it worked, killing a terrorist.

Gravity Might...

...carry burning bits from the squib to the propellant grain in the configuration shown, giving a false positive test.

This is probably not a big enough issue to require the additional complications of inverting the test chamber.

Can We Backtrack And...

...locate a few of these gold asteroids?

Everybody's Shares...

...perform worse than Apple or Google.

In Most...

...USA states, you cannot force your spouse to have sex, but not giving it up is grounds for divorce.

Those orange things are basketballs, Right?

Just trying to get a sense of scale.