1488 posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
Wonky? More like wanky
When it comes down to proof it should be the person making the claim that has to prove it. It's no good saying that's ours without prooving it.
By letting "wonky" bots do the work we are failing as humans.
This is tragic
in no way is this meant callous, but all the demands for the police to do more should stop and think.
Maybe if there was some sort of charter that monitors internet activity and was able to assist police better in catching these bastards.
and your click bait!
I was hoping the rotund Kim had demised
Cut the crap
and spell it out just how much this means the consumer will be shafted.
Is it just me?
Or does Kim Dotcom look like Dr Robotnik?
Re: but when...?
I'm just please he didn't say bare, I'm in enough trouble at work already.
Seems a remarkable coincidence that this occurs at the same time as the infinite monkey cage starts again on R4
he doesn't get it does he?
That's correct, Google and Facebook don't have that data unless you let them.
Likewise they don't have your location unless you let them.
I'm not saying you would let them, but I bet you know quite a few click anything and it will all be OK types.
That's right Chris, although you do need to tell it your phone number.
*pass me my tin foil hat please.
That's no good whatsoever - you need full fat, preferably gold top. A higher fat content is what is required.
Of course the correct thing is to squeeze limes straight into your gob hole and have the neutralising effect of citric acid help wash away those fire daemons. You could go for vinegar too, but thats just unpleasant - effect though.
Only if you use Configured Unified Network Testing
"it's a Unix system, I know this"
Whenever there is a hack segment on a TV or film my wife usually looks at me to see how angry I am becoming. When I am close to exploding she knows that the shows researcher may of maid a few errors.
And I find it odd that you haven't included Jurassic Park.
"it's a Unix system, I know this"
Has anyone seen my fucks?
It's not important because I wouldn't give them, and this moment I simply couldn't give them.
No fucks given here
sq units taken goes up, taxation goes down.
Speaking as a fanboi
If this was for sale in the UK I would have to ditch my fruit.
This is potentially the sort of innovation that the handset market needs.
*gotta take a high res macro of some pollen - there's a podule for that.
Re: OMG what if . . . .
It's OK, you can keep your child in an airtight bag - problem solved.
This appears to be a solution looking for a problem.
If your data isn't in three separate location then you have no data.
Re: Can you believe it?
But then you can't charge £85 for vehicle diagnostics
Doesn't this smell unconstitutional? Isn't this against human rights?
Whatever next? banning slang, talking, double seats on busses, congregations, gyms, clubs. pubs.
Fuck I could go on, you have never needed encrypted messaging to plan an attack. You can actually meet and discuss in person, or over the fucking phone. Hell, for all we know (pass me my tin foil hat) some commentards on here could be using code words to assist the ne'er-do-wells in carrying out some explosive mischief. This sort of bullshit posturing is pointless and actually detracts from sensible anti-terrorism. And why does this fucking clown want to ban something? Yep, that's right. He wants to ban something because less that 1% of people want to blow up shit and kill people.
Is that still a thing.
Playmobil reconstruction please
Just give us back the bloody BOFH stuff!
Chinatown wars on iPhone is a must for anyone wanting some nostalgia.
I like my WhAle with a panda top.
What they won't tell you is it has a hole blasted in it and burn marks on it's hull.
That wouldn't work on me
I don't use a wireless keyboard
I usually type gibberish
When they can actually deliver to such remote places as the Norfolk Broads I might set off a party popper. Until then - MEH!
Hmm I am on to you Dabbs
That was cleverly written to put us off from the fact that you are actually responsible.
I almost fell for it and then you made the spiderman 2 quip.
That totally gave you away.
Oh do me a lemon
These twats with guns are no more muslim that I am.
They do not represent the religion just like anonymous do not represent me.
This sort of tit for tat bullshit is playing into the hands of far right lunacy. It's about time people got a grip.
El Reg needs more informative articles of this nature.
Re: Good timing
Must be something in the water, as I too was just looking for this sort of solution.
Re: I'm sorry but
and my cocks a kipper!
I'm sorry but
I am no longer buying into Snowden. The drip feeding of info and the like is just too convenient. If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck.
We have named it Banteroll - part banter part troll
Me and Mrs Gnome chatted about this sort of thing, and when is a troll not a troll, we both agreed that there should be some retribution.
We basically arrived at this - a troll is a malicious twat except when they are trolling a friend and then it becomes banter. It's racists to say nigga even in an ironic sense if you are anything other that a black american. And then you can call anyone you like one and it's fine, because like banter it has a massive contradiction attached. Calling someone gay is fine, because gays don't actually care either way, although the person that has been called gay might but it's ok as you can claim it's banter. We couldn't agree were trolls started or were banter started, as something funny to one person (banter) is deeply offensive to another (troll). We did however decide on one thing.
Katie Hopkins is a troll and should be ignored,
Re: Would you be more specific.
some people are dumb
Not connected but funny (well it mentions lizards)
he has to continually be surrounded by breast feeding mothers so that that he's desensitised enough not to get his site mods click ban happy.
Or he has to spend a day a week in A&E looking at gore so he spends all that time recoiling in horror.
*sorry thought this was mumsnet
Sorry Stuart14 but you have released this into the public domain without first filing for a patent.
Re: Big name no guarantee
>>now the OS burns up battery even when it's off
Have you been drinking? Read that back for me.
You've been drinking haven't you!
these earlier generation printers are niche at the moment.
But in ten years it will be the replicator that we all want.
Although I don't think it will be plastic that we are printing.
Spare a thought
For those of us on call with no way of actually getting to the factory if our phone rang.
Oh sweet fuck
a rehash of Amy's choice with a smattering of sci-fi rips offs. The only believable things was Nick Frost's Santa. It was the worst of series eight. And the included deep breath. A 1/10 non starter.
I still fire up my tractor, and I use spirit and not one of these new fangled solid fuel ones.
expensive hotel wireless?????
You guys are going to the wrong hotels.
Or maybe I am going to the right ones.
I have never paid for WiFi in a USA hotel but have been rinsed for cash over in blighty.
>>threatened September 11th-style attacks on anyone who went to see the film.
Turkish army defeated at the gates of Vienna?
Convention of Annapolis opens with the aim of revising the Articles of Confederation?
U.S. marines invade Honduras? (these could be the one maybe)
Death of Janet Parker, war photographer, final victim of smallpox (very sinister)
Biggest one-day plunge on Wall Street?
This is just a snapshot of ON THIS DAY stuff, please can these hackers be a bit less cryptic?
this story has fish and chips on it!
Excellent - I want my tech news three days later please.
Don't you guys check out buzzfeed occasionally?
- Analysis Free Windows 10 could mean DOOM for Microsoft, and the PC biz
- Pull up the Windows 10 duvet and pretend Win8 and Vista were BAD DREAMS
- Microsoft will give away Windows 10 FREE - for ONE year
- Analysis FIVE Things (NOT 10: these are REAL) from the WINDOWS 10 event
- Is Windows RT not invited to Windows 10 upgrade party?