1560 posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
So is this the realization of a Richard Herring emergency question given erm flesh?
Re: Unicode of death
And what a jolly prank it still remains to be.
Although sending it to your wife isn't big or clever.
dear oh dear oh dear .......a flag, A FUCKING FLAG!
I cannot comprehend you and your dull witted ways.
Maybe, just maybe you should ....um....ban guns.
And for the American NRA idiots don't go giving me second amendment bullshit without first reading what the second amendment is. As owning a gun is not the same as forming a militia to oust the forces of the British monarch. Especially as we have already decided that you are entirely too much bother, heck even the Australians are more favorable. And they, unlike yourselves were the descendants of criminals. Granted you're the decedents of idiots, so like I say, too much bother. Of course we will still happily accept the tax you keep paying for the use of sovereign land. Like I said, idiots.
Re: The response to another mass shooting is to ban.....
to be fair, you could have someones eye out with one, if you waved it particularly roughly.
Or maybe shot it from a cannon.
It reeks of desperation doesn't it.
Norwich in 2006
I do hope they manage quicker speeds though...
What ever next?
Death by squirrel!
As it happens I make these for the kids, well sort of. I use baked beans, butter cooked mushrooms and chopped up vege sausages. Although when I partake myself I tend to dash in some green chili sauce and an extra grind of pepper.
Basically anything Mexican
If it can be rolled in a burrito or sandwiched in a quesadilla then its totally awesome.
I will also accept Nacho, soft taco or if I am feeling up for a balancing act then tostadita.
Of course if I trusted myself around serious hot oil then chimichanga every day of the week please and thank you.
Re: Cheesey Chips
Filthy filthy sorts.
The traditional recipe from the Land of the Prince Bishops demands that it is the magical garlic sauce that is used, and it must be bought from the dirty shop.
*Sadly Penis's is no longer opposite Rixy's
Awesome! to! see! that! the! exclamation! is! still! in! use!
Re: Unfair phone
I can't even be bothered to supply a link, just cut and paste. And then bore off.
I was first introduced to Andy Weir through the Galactic Netcasts podcast called scifi geeks club when they had him on as a guest. It is totally worth a listen, the dudes awesome!
With garlic and hot sauce please
Re: Don't buy this in the pub
That's OK, I got mine in the car park.
Re: Bond Bug
I always wanted a bug - heck I still do.
Although I did have a bright yellow robin estate - clocked at 97MPH on the M1 by the old bill. Simply one of the scariest things I had ever done.
The reliant A series block was a think of simplistic beauty, I would love to own another one, although wifey says no. Properly wise woman that one!
Re: 3 things....
1. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha we actually get a lot of films before you....Hollywood is a lie!
2. he's good, but he's no genius
3. I got nothing!
Re: Seeing it tomorrow...
Vue also allow your own food and drink, although they do ask that you refrain from bringing in alcohol and takeaway mac burger type food.
So what data does a 10 min call use?
SPB? is that still a thing.....I thought the FAA closed you guys down and you're now an online cookery show.
Re: Just a thought:
Pretty much what the spectacularly refined chap said.
You would need a massive vessel to counteract the waves.
it's in Bootnotes.....
*if I had a pound for every person etc etc
Reading this has made my muscle memory kick in, and I am now rubbing my fingers expecting to find a razor thin slice.
I have asked the author of the film Robot Overlords if robots one day will enslave us.
Mark Stay replied that we have a device in our hand, in our home, it's already happened. (paraphrase)
Excuse me but....
And why would the Harrogate coffee company be doing it?
At last a tee-shirt that I want my dark nemesis to see, just before I taser him.
In the hope my woman reads this, can I have these for my tea?
I think I will pass on that.
1 second SLA is far too tight. I'm more the hope the customer isn't in within 3 rings kinda guy.
His embuggerance caught up with him.
RIP Sir Terry
You asked the company?
What a waste of time, you needed to twat them.
you would think Norfolk would be good, or isle of man.
But nope, somewhere close to Glasgow is on the list. Like WTF
That thing on the back of it though?
Do you HAVE TO deliver pizza?
cool story bro.
I suspect your phone pocket was all moist because of the armfuls of comics.
I am currently facing redundancy and could do with a few quid.
Best phone endemol
Seriously, this has game show written all over it.
It can all finish with a worldwide phone vote that will either see him wearing an orange jumpsuit and getting whisked off to god knows where. Or, if he is super lucky then he could win the star prize as the face of ford or something similar.
Fingers on buzzards!
Re: @Callous AC: I don't want to sound callous, but thank fuck for that!
Oh, I was going for an anagram of CNUT
I have no idea what this could mean for humanity, but I do rather like it.
Personally I think the BBC is already an expensive pay-per-subscription service. It doesn't listen to its customers and is a bit old hat.
Having said that, I like the BBC - I just think it's an expensive dinosaur. It tries to be everything to everyone and sadly it fails. I don't care for homes under the bargain in my attic type of shows, but I do like Doctor Who.
Maybe go the way of netflix, but premium content online and kill a few digital channels.
aagghhh i just don't know what's best for the old girl.
£4 postage - you money grabbing so and so's
yes yes it's all jolly nice that they get to launch their rocket and all that. But what we all insist on knowing is the LOHAN when.
It's a step in the right direction I suppose, but like everyone else I want tee shirts please and thank you.
Re: Cillit Bang...
You wore it and got diddled? Lucky bugger.
All i got was ridiculed.
This sort of router issue also occurs on the 3 and the 4 but try telling that to BT
dammit that looks good
that is all
those pesky blighters
Unsurprisingly, after hearing from The Register on Monday, Sky promised to release a new update today.
Dear Reg - Please can you contact Greater Anglia about it's appalling service to IT commuters?
Also, please fire off a few emails to the twunts that control the wifi service called the cloud as I don't want a dumb post office advert auto-playing at every bloody station.
What, no Mitch Ben link?
it looks a bit penisy
You don't know much about the modding community then?
Of course people will flash an alternative ROM on their new devices, just not everyone.
Now my facebook feed will still look exactly the same!
Not one single fandroid message about iSheeple.
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