1025 posts • joined Thursday 16th June 2011 10:53 GMT
How many times must the same drivel be peddled by ISP
Personally I am waiting for ronseal to become an ISP, no fuss, no mess, no bother, does exactly what it says on the tin.
Re: My Little Pony...
Sorry to be a pedant - but it was actually in the book, how to be a complete bastard, although it was Adrian Edmonson so i'll give you half an advent chocolate
That's pretty much what I was thinking, there isn't any restriction or tax to pay.
Within a week I quit tobacco altogether, within a month I was mixing my own juice, within 2 month I was modding my kit.
After 4 month I started craving some good old THC, but didn't want to roll, and as it happens I found dry vape chambers. All in all, I vape, and this is a happy smiley thing.
Surely they don't use the internet for spying do they? I thought it was all porn and online shops.
Speaking as a recent apple convert....
This is a sham, Google never copied Apple
Android devices are poop compared to the refined Apple user experience
Yesterday I met the director of the firm I work, and I mentioned that IT can be dangerous work. His words were thus, nice that I have a BOFH on site, just remember that I'm one too.
These are only USA products - what about us lot in blighty
Seems logical, why have a drone to tell you prices and events if your iShiney can do it for you
OK, I want one - this IT lark is just so pedestrian, so I might as well make like one.
I'm a recent Apple convert and can I just say
Mi aerodeslizador es lleno de anguilas
Not Halloween, All Hallows' Eve or bloody trick or treat day!
isn't that what yorkshire people drink?
*It's not a coat it's Yorkshire Jacket
Yeah, lets employ criminals to carry out criminal acts in the name of Gov
Maybe knife crime types can become butchers
Muggers can become doormen
etc etc etc.....
It would add fuel to his fire, but it seems that there has been an issue with refuelling. Therefore the plain, the fuel and the fire have all been delayed.
As long as....
They keep the database for themselves and don't sell access to it to anyone. As I wouldn't want the world knowing about my "light bulb" moment.....and I don't mean having an idea!
Why not click on my name and see, rather than guessing you turnip
Kwazi, Peso, Barnacles, Inkling, Dashi, Shellington, Tweak, Tunip!
Octonauts at ease, until the next adventure!
This is why I am leaving Android
I used to be a committed fandroid, heck I have so many droid devices, but enough is enough.
Simply too many devices, too many flavours of OS.
I don't want to have to hunt and research for the best user experience. I want a device that works, and receives regular updates. That even when the handsets are refreshed the latest software is delivered.
That's right folks, I am buying an Apple, I will be a fanboi....
I haven't had one of these jokers for a while. But I always have fun when they call. Amongst some of my time wasting tricks are.
1. Loading up my riot soundboard, I let them do there "work" until I get bored and simulate either a police raid, or house invasion.
2. From memory I follow there instructions and pretend I am a bumbling oaf....My record is 47mins...
3. I sometimes engage them in chat, and then tell them my life story, about how my wife has just left me. The death of my child. My lust for indian men.....
Am I going to hell?
Right, that's it!
I'm changing my profile picture to an arse.....
*some would say I already have
But on the plus side
It's now easier to delete emails from the android app.
Seriously that's all that I do these days. Yahoo is the spamiest mail provider anywhere
Yes, but is it art? Photo
I don't know about art, but those dildo's in the cabinet behind made me laugh.
audio-jack insertion and removal??????
You can patent that?
I'm filing a patent for bum wiping...I will make 7 billions in no time. Andrex, you will bow down to me.
Oh my golly gosh
I've just learned that bears defecate in the woods
The the pope, leader of the catholic church is himself a catholic.
Soon you will be telling me that Julian Assange is weird
Hmmm, I like iOS but I don't like Apple devices
I like Android, but wish it was on a nokia..
Windows on a mobile.....nope
Ahhh the glow of modernity
I remember when you could have a fag on as you pottered around a filth strewn shop. How things have changed. Now we are in the clutches of modernity. But this shouldn't make us complacent, the drones that work there are bad enough. However......the automated tills of which you speak are just windows XP boxes running an ill-fitting touch screen. Although having said this, ED-209 was once a mini cooper....
What I am trying to say, is get used to the robot rebellion..
When I got this job....
I was asked as part of the bullshit interview questions what I'd spend my cash on.
My reply was cake, although the interviewees also said that wild women, ale and porn is acceptable.
Is it going to be shown on ISS? Or the secret moon base for that matter......
@ Stevie, Roo and Bongojoe
Fellow audiophiles I salute you!
2 Things I love
Technology and Cricket
El Reg - I salute you, not many sites could combine both
They've turned off Balmer
Lets's hope they don't turn him on again
*in honour of the last IT crowd - Ch4 9pm
Wrong Again Mr Dabbs
The process is simple: want music, get music, put music in magic box, listen. Why mess about with that?
You try getting hold of Radio gnome by gong - oh damn, just googled and it appears quite easy....well it won't have weasel ripped my flesh my Zappa - oh for gods sake, it appears that you can get that too. Seems you can even buy Monolith by Amebix....
So why do I still have my massive LP collection of rare oddities.
Apologies Mr Dabbs.....seems you could be right (let the downvotes begin)
Like most posters
Tank full of sharks, fricken laser head mounts as standard
And a big fridge - any change to be stored as bullion
I think you will find that it's is God that provides this free community service...
But as the chuch is next to the sub exchange it may also be BT
damn, I am about to defend BT....what has become of me?
I am moving house soon, into the countryside....Lucky me...
And I think it's awesome that they have fibre....I can still stream and chat and all that sort of stuff that modern living has. Safe in the knowledge that the dozen houses and a pub with building restrictions all around me can also enjoy this. Average speed as the exchange is shared by neighbouring villages is around 10MB...but if it becomes congested I can switch to the churches free 2MB wi-fi....
This is all made possible because BT asked some nice farmers if the could dig a small trench...
Video Game Generation
This happens all the time on video games. Maybe we have been desensitised to normal road and traffic conditions. Just the other day I found myself jumping over pipes....etc etc
A bit of a non story
Plane delayed, person peeved.
They should try the train service provided by Greater Anglia.....
Interest has been perked
I don't want to boot up old dusty to play games, and I don't what an xstation364 under my telly box either.
This looks very promising...
It seems that you can buy an iPhone, but you can't buy classy.
This isn't a surprise...the iPhone is cheaper in the USA
$658 USA price from amazon.com for an unlocked iPhone 5
$807 UK price from amazon.co.uk for an unlocked iPhone5
Hoojie Paloojie it's a beautiful day
What I find hard to believe is that the USB ports were open. At the insurance firm that I provide IT support for this scam to harvest data wouldn't work. It's more locked down that a prison.
Dammit stupid firewall - stupid corporate firewall
Oh Dabbsy, I can call you Dabbsy can't I? Actually I don't care.
You are putting your head into the apple tree again aren't you. But lets remember, it's not just Apple that sucks at pictures, it's android too.
Just, it doesn't seem to be win-okia, they take lovely pictures. OK OK I'm trolling - I guess a phone with a camera is still a phone, and a camera with a phone is a camera. If you want to take pictures, then maybe get a camera.
Incidentally I like your photo's, but only because they are slightly worse that mine.
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