1594 posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
Does this also include annoying texts, because EE are particularly great at them.
Graveyard receives leccy bill
Re: Chancellor Osborne?
And you can say what you like about Palpatine, but he was not a Tory, but he was a damn fine trade negotiator.
So George Osborne is now a terrorist then?
In its broadest sense, terrorism is any act designed to cause terror, so by suggesting that IS is planning an attack is in a narrower sense, terrorism. Especially as it can be understood to feature a political objective.
This constant scaremongering is pretty pathetic, I doubt that enough zealots have the ability to hack the UK. And surely if they went down the road of hiring skilled attackers then they would presumably have to put themselves to death immediately for paying for this foreign workforce. It should also be worth pointing out that when it comes to terrorism and the UK it is not very effective. During the London bombings on 7/7 there was a range of emotions, but the resounding emotion was akin to mild ambivalence. And that will never do!
Well prison and IT departments are quite similar
Re: I wouldn't work at a place...
Back in the 90's I would search my staff at the pub I managed.
Not because I thought they had stolen anything, but because a few of them were well fit.
All fake sites can be found by visiting the serch engine www.groogle.com
Has anyone set up a just giving site - I feel the need to help out this ailing company.
Fuck All Avionics
Conducted in Norfolk earlier this year, and then forgotten about.
Just like the fibre in my village.
Won't somebody think of the children....
When I was one, I sucked my thumb, the day I went to sea
I climbed aboard a pirate ship and the captain said to me
I’m going this way that way, forwards and backwards, over the Irish Sea
A bottle of rum to fill my tum, now that’s the life for me.
Sky doesn't want to add LLU to my village exchange
Vodafone don't want to pay back tax
Both companies have sour grapes because they are charged as open reach customers.
Both companies are slimier than a tupperware box full of eels.
I don't wish to be mean Lester, as a backer I just wan't to be sure that my money is well spent. At the moment it doesn't feel that way.
Failed like so many kickstarters.
Re: "The Wall" was never the best Floyd IMHO
I think that Dave G was right to stop touring when he did.
Except he's currently touring....
Tony Stark has let himself go a bit.
Re: This rings too true...
The only way you can get your fizzy lager from a cellar is with a pump. The ale should go up hill nicely, but anything that requires a hit of nitro or CO2 needs a pump assist.
Thank you for not mercilessly mocking me when I sent the news item in before checking El reg.
Re: Rule 29
Re: Does plod know?
Is this the monsanto strain?
The main problem with rural broadband is that a lot of houses in villages connect directly to the exchange.
Didn't this happen to Brian?
*who says advertising doesn't work!
It the dark distant past a Director after hearing the names we slung at each other if we had a name for him. Aww bless, he wanted to be one of us. The look on his face when one of the Data Control lads called him a cnut is a picture that lives with me.
This is one of the best games ever on the Mega Drive.
My fondness for this whilst high as a kite and listening to slayer is only eclipsed by my love of fried bread!
We refer to Biscuits and Gravy as jizzy scones in my household....whilst tasty we don't have them often due to the arguments about pronunciation.
Oh look - Spider-Man T-Shirt, cargo pants, yellow dunlop hi-tops.
Then again it is friday, and that makes it naturally OK
Maybe the Reg should send a reporter to the Atomic Testing museum in Las Vegas. Truly a terrible, terrifying and informative place. Maybe it's just me, but they seem almost cocky about dropping bombs on Japan. Even though it was quite clear that the wind had gone from Japans sails.
Reading anything about the blasts and testing upsets me. Its an avenue best left well alone.
I used to work for Phoenix, I am so glad that I don't now.
This is sexist!
Where is Uncle Malware?
What's the betting this service is sold off in a years time and the breasts are TUPE across to new german owners?
Born from an egg on a mountain top,
Funkiest Monkey that ever popped,
He knew every magic trick under the sun,
Tease the Gods and everyone can have some fun.
Monkey magic, Monkey magic,
Monkey magic, Monkey magic,
Monkey magic, Monkey magic ooh!
She flew over my village and it was very exciting seeing my boys watch it.
So is this the realization of a Richard Herring emergency question given erm flesh?
Re: Unicode of death
And what a jolly prank it still remains to be.
Although sending it to your wife isn't big or clever.
dear oh dear oh dear .......a flag, A FUCKING FLAG!
I cannot comprehend you and your dull witted ways.
Maybe, just maybe you should ....um....ban guns.
And for the American NRA idiots don't go giving me second amendment bullshit without first reading what the second amendment is. As owning a gun is not the same as forming a militia to oust the forces of the British monarch. Especially as we have already decided that you are entirely too much bother, heck even the Australians are more favorable. And they, unlike yourselves were the descendants of criminals. Granted you're the decedents of idiots, so like I say, too much bother. Of course we will still happily accept the tax you keep paying for the use of sovereign land. Like I said, idiots.
Re: The response to another mass shooting is to ban.....
to be fair, you could have someones eye out with one, if you waved it particularly roughly.
Or maybe shot it from a cannon.
It reeks of desperation doesn't it.
Norwich in 2006
I do hope they manage quicker speeds though...
What ever next?
Death by squirrel!
As it happens I make these for the kids, well sort of. I use baked beans, butter cooked mushrooms and chopped up vege sausages. Although when I partake myself I tend to dash in some green chili sauce and an extra grind of pepper.
Basically anything Mexican
If it can be rolled in a burrito or sandwiched in a quesadilla then its totally awesome.
I will also accept Nacho, soft taco or if I am feeling up for a balancing act then tostadita.
Of course if I trusted myself around serious hot oil then chimichanga every day of the week please and thank you.
Re: Cheesey Chips
Filthy filthy sorts.
The traditional recipe from the Land of the Prince Bishops demands that it is the magical garlic sauce that is used, and it must be bought from the dirty shop.
*Sadly Penis's is no longer opposite Rixy's
Awesome! to! see! that! the! exclamation! is! still! in! use!
Re: Unfair phone
I can't even be bothered to supply a link, just cut and paste. And then bore off.
I was first introduced to Andy Weir through the Galactic Netcasts podcast called scifi geeks club when they had him on as a guest. It is totally worth a listen, the dudes awesome!
With garlic and hot sauce please
Re: Don't buy this in the pub
That's OK, I got mine in the car park.
Re: Bond Bug
I always wanted a bug - heck I still do.
Although I did have a bright yellow robin estate - clocked at 97MPH on the M1 by the old bill. Simply one of the scariest things I had ever done.
The reliant A series block was a think of simplistic beauty, I would love to own another one, although wifey says no. Properly wise woman that one!
Re: 3 things....
1. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha we actually get a lot of films before you....Hollywood is a lie!
2. he's good, but he's no genius
3. I got nothing!
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