Shouldn't he of been looking for outlaws?
Posts by ukgnome
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Essex cop abused police IT systems to snoop on his in-laws
LOHAN sponsor knocks up nifty iMac fish tank
Brit firm unleashes drone-busting net cannon
EMC: Make like the Doctor's Tardis and virtualise telecoms
No tit for tat, or should that be tat for tit ... Women selling stuff on eBay get lower bids
Re: Please explain to me
Well the explanation was in the article, you do read the article right, or are you just a clicker?
To demonstrate the claim, the two researchers conducted a pair of experiments, the first demonstrating that users can positively identify the gender of a seller based on factors including the types of goods sold and user names, about 56 per cent of the time, while being unable to make a determination 35 per cent of the time and wrong just 9 per cent.
Carolina cop cuffed for 'carjacking'
Plane food sees pilot grounded by explosive undercarriage
Helpdesk? I have a software problem. And a GRIZZLY BEAR problem
Feds look left and right for support – and see everyone backing Apple
Re: Let's help you out then :)
If the government said it is now the law to keep a downstairs window open just in case they couldn't get into your house then I am sure you would jump down pretty quick off that fence.
If all you stored on your phone was dick pics and mates numbers then fine, brute crack the life out of it, but it's probably harbouring more data than your laptop.
Now as I understand things, this device was a work device, so maybe as a compromise all work phones should be crackable. What's that feds? you don't want anyone cracking your work phones? cake and eat it springs to mind, and no you can't have the cake.
'Hobbit' heads aren't human says bone boffin
Ofcom must tackle 'monopolistic' provider BT, says shadow digital minister Chi Onwurah
Re: Competition is great...
I totally agree, but where is the value, sorry I mean profit?
My sub-exchange caters for 500 homes. If they upgraded the kit when would they see a return on the investment. Likewise why would another provider ask for some rack space when they are unlikely to see a return in any time soon.
Firemen free chap's todger from four-ring chokehold
Silent Nork satellite tumbling in orbit
That's the thing about nukes - if you have them then you might as well use them. Now I think we all agree that would be a dick move, but at least they didn't have this cash resource doing nothing. Nukes are expensive ornaments. Upon detecting the North Korean nuke the bigger dick move would be to retaliate. As retaliation means everyone is fucked.
What took you so long, Twitter? Micro blogging site takes on the trolls
Ready for a nostalgia kick? Usborne has put its old computer books on the web for free
Who would code a self-destruct feature into their own web browser? Oh, hello, Apple
Mystery hacker hijacks Dridex Trojan botnet... to serve antivirus installer
Did you know ... Stephen Fry has founded a tech startup?
Google ninjas go public with security holes in Malwarebytes antivirus
@jason 7 : Scanning it will not execute anything.
When I had my small business I used to do all that and frankly what a massive waste of time. I am sure you have a lot of success. I am also sure you have a lot of repeat customers. The fact that you are unaware of how viruses propagate is worrying. MBR viruses have been around for a while and I am doubtful that you are paying heed to them correctly. MBR and VBR can and do still propagate through sloppy techniques such as the one you describe, I hope your BIOS is up to date. You allude to using a sandboxed machine for your wiping activities - I am keen to know how you get your virus definitions updated. You must spend so much time rebuilding that particular device. The only way to be sure is a rebuild and education thereafter. Even though corporations have enterprise anti-virus and a workforce of drones you wouldn't expect them to be happy with an anti-virus removal. Peoples data is worth so much, be it corporations or private individual, and you would be well to remember that. A better solution for you would be to back up the customer data onto your sandbox machine (then scanned) and then a rebuild of the customers device. Not only could you charge a little extra, but your customers would appreciate this extra level of precaution.
sigh - the idea of an AV is to prevent an infection.
There is a difference between an Anti-Virus and a Malware scan and removal tool.
No one has suggested that the Malware scan and removal is at risk, and everyone agrees that this is quite good. As for viruses....well, if you have one then your AV is poor, popping out the drive into a clean machine and running through several different scans is one of the single dumbest things. The only safe way to deal with that infected machine is a clean install.
Why would you risk another machine by mounting the infected drive in it? Think about it, now think really really hard.
BT blames 'faulty router' for mega outage. Did they try turning it off and on again?
Faulty Router?
Faulty excuse - like everyone has said, when you have a SPOF you have a problem. As for openreach, it's not totally their fault. Take my sub-exchange for instance, it serves 500 houses. That's not many, but most of them are close enough to connect directly to it. There isn't space for the roadside furniture to sit. So what often happens is that openreach cable up the exchange and then find themselves in the predicament of not having a cabinet to fibre up. It would be prohibitive to fibre to the premises so they need another solution.
BT broadband is down: Former state monopoly goes TITSUP UK-wide
Danish Sith Lord fined in Galactic Republic rumpus
El Reg nips down to the Hewlett You Inn?
BT airs out new business structure as it digests EE
Original USS Enterprise model set to boldly go… on display
SpaceX breaks capsule 'chute world record
BT scoops £100m network provision deal from the BBC
'Printer Ready'. Er… you actually want to print? What, right now?
Major Hollywood studio eyes Paint Drying sequel
Feds slap Rentboy.com boss with further charges
Virginia man charged in intriguing 'suspicious bacon' case
Afraid of getting your iThing pwned? Get yourself iOS 9.2.1
LOHAN takes the stage at Oz Linux shindig
Trump's new thought bubble: Make Apple manufacture in the USA
Spoilsport scientists unstick Spider-Man
Wellllll
For a start he doesn't use gecko sticky pads - rather a type of barbed hair follicle and a form of electromagnetism. This is why Elektro could disrupt the wall crawling ability. Although, if Spider-Man ever stood next to Donald J Trump then can you imagine how much he would frizz that piss coloured foppish hair?
Also, super heroes often exert powers that are difficult to replicate because.....fiction!
You've heard of Rollercoaster Tycoon – but we can't wait for Server Tycoon
Comet halo theory for flickering 'alien megastructure' star fails
El Reg mulls entering Robot Wars arena
Russian Pastafarian wins right to bear colander
Watchdog says yes to BT's EE takeover deal. Shrugs. No 'significant' harm in it
Optimus Prime goes under the hammer
Brit cuffed for Kyrgyz 'horse penis' sausage quip
The Register's entirely serious New Year's resolutions for 2016
Free Wi-Fi for the NHS, promises health secretary Jeremy Hunt
Re: Your just a complainer who jumps to their keyboard
Oh dear dear patrick_bateman where or where to begin with your diatribe.
I feel a few people may judge you harshly, and I am indeed one of them. You come across as 'one of those complainers that jumps to their keyboard' ready to spew forth your crap.
You are a keyboard warrior that whilst seemingly presenting facts has managed not only to contradict themselves but also has become the person you wanted to have a go at. A free service is seldom free, and I am sure that you feel you have a valid point. But your analogy is at least as dumb as a shed full hammers. Any system that asks you to register, even with fake info is doing it for a reason. The paranoid among us will decry this is so they can track us.
Clearly you are not technically minded, but that's OK because in these times you can simply turn to the fifteen year old sat next to you in A&E who happens to be watching porn and he will explain this all to you in a series of grunts that only a true ID ten T could understand.