Posts by ukgnome

So what data does a 10 min call use?

SPB? is that still a thing.....I thought the FAA closed you guys down and you're now an online cookery show.

I have asked the author of the film Robot Overlords if robots one day will enslave us.

Mark Stay replied that we have a device in our hand, in our home, it's already happened. (paraphrase)

At last a tee-shirt that I want my dark nemesis to see, just before I taser him.

In the hope my woman reads this, can I have these for my tea?

I think I will pass on that.

1 second SLA is far too tight. I'm more the hope the customer isn't in within 3 rings kinda guy.

His embuggerance caught up with him.

RIP Sir Terry

You asked the company?

What a waste of time, you needed to twat them.

you would think Norfolk would be good, or isle of man.

But nope, somewhere close to Glasgow is on the list. Like WTF

That thing on the back of it though?

Do you HAVE TO deliver pizza?

woah

I have no idea what this could mean for humanity, but I do rather like it.

Personally I think the BBC is already an expensive pay-per-subscription service. It doesn't listen to its customers and is a bit old hat.

Having said that, I like the BBC - I just think it's an expensive dinosaur. It tries to be everything to everyone and sadly it fails. I don't care for homes under the bargain in my attic type of shows, but I do like Doctor Who.

Maybe go the way of netflix, but premium content online and kill a few digital channels.

aagghhh i just don't know what's best for the old girl.

£4 postage - you money grabbing so and so's

yes yes it's all jolly nice that they get to launch their rocket and all that. But what we all insist on knowing is the LOHAN when.

It's a step in the right direction I suppose, but like everyone else I want tee shirts please and thank you.

This sort of router issue also occurs on the 3 and the 4 but try telling that to BT

dammit that looks good

that is all

those pesky blighters

Unsurprisingly, after hearing from The Register on Monday, Sky promised to release a new update today.

Dear Reg - Please can you contact Greater Anglia about it's appalling service to IT commuters?

Also, please fire off a few emails to the twunts that control the wifi service called the cloud as I don't want a dumb post office advert auto-playing at every bloody station.

What, no Mitch Ben link?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YCGMqp6kBE

erm

it looks a bit penisy

Awesome News!

Now my facebook feed will still look exactly the same!

Currently the trains that offer extortionate Wi-Fi use a satellite system. It is slow and expensive.

Just what is the government offering? And why?

Dear BT

Please can you at least service the kit in our sub-exchange. Just a little maybe?

I shouldn't be ungrateful as the 6.5 down and .3 up is better than some rural communities. It's just that it's been a year, and I thought you might of at least assessed it.

Our robot overlords suck

I remember trying this as soon as the episode aired and I can contest that this indeed is a winner, although I would lightly fry the bread to stop the collapse.

Also if you find yourself without chutney or chilli then you I would also say using raspberry jam and English mustard also works a treat.

At last

A British regiment that I can join!

Sign me up sir!

hur hur

The Reg is having a swipe at the beeb for slow reporting....

Hey Kettle - This is pot