Posts by ukgnome

When can we buy SPB merch?

I want to shop my support with a stratodangle!

I think a lot of people are missing the point on this and are too happy to bash apple.

Currently in you Accessibility settings you can have the flash go off when you receive a message and the like. As the flash is a little harsh it can sometimes be obtrusive, so maybe a pulsing apple is a good addition. Same function, just gentler.

Hmm no tell me, does your android / winphone or blackberry do that?

You have cheered me right up

Last weeks article was a bit meh, but this one......hang on I have a text.

Oh, it's nothing. Jeez your nosey, OK it was from my mate Jaime, yeah her, not my wife. She never texts unless she wants milk. My wife that is, sometimes jqaime messages me about pasta, I think that's because I said once I like pasta. I also like breast and painted toenails, does this mean I should ask her next time she's over from America? Oh where was I ....Oh yes, I quite liked reading this on.

Hang on, another text, oh it's a video on iMessage....Hmmm Seems she knows about breasts.

Sysadmin huh?

I hope you're cattle-prod proof

Ahhhh

This cabinet game was a proper bonding game, so many randoms met as a kid down cleethorpes.

Hmm can you....

fly them close to a kerb for all those up-skirt shots? - Daily Mail side bar, I am thinking of you.

On a serious note, I like the tech in camera drones, but the invasion of privacy is just a bit creepy. I would much rather that drones just kill and mame, at least you can hate them properly without been tied up in privacy and stuff (OK perhaps not as serious as I had hoped)

Excellent parody

of the what happened next meme, just wish I could remember what the article is about.

In honour of spaced

T.F.U

Whilst I have no experience I do fancy living in Miami, and I hold an excellent data retention record. In fact I am so tight with data that no one gets any emails!

Picbum

is such a disappointment, if Dabbsy is going to advertise things then I expect much much better.

No wonder he's all miserable, someone should kick him in the glasshole, and then snapchat it or summink!

Is it wrong that I like to see ladies with pipes?

And does it have a particular name?

*Mrs gnome has a pipe that I insist she chews on when she is doing her degree work, well now she's on her forth I figure she has every right to be boffinised.

is it only me....

that sniggers when they read PNAS?

It will be called Mega-City and will be policed by judges

*perhaps

This dude eats Bear Grylls for breakfast.

Respect due!

vagina dialling

"'ere, some C*nt keeps prank calling me"

Not one mention of.....

1. cake

2. girls in inappropriate dress

3. occasional jaunts to very scary chemical plants

4. free coffee

Therefore, with regret I cannot join as your subby - also I have very little experience.

I'm thinking it's either Scuzzlebutt or Manbearpig

I refuse to read this

....and will simply wait 2 years until Mr Dabbs is ill.

*welcome back tecnotart

Sooooo........

Does this mean the Register will be opening a shop to sell this tat? How about a tat shop that gives to that there malaria charity?

Because I would have a cup, and a car sticker, a bonnet sticker wrap and also some motorcycle helmet stickers (notice I specified motorcycle)