Posts by ukgnome

I think there is a difference between a family entertainment console and a games console.

Nintendo's problem is mainly the press. If you get several sites slagging it off because they are basing the experience on the xbox or ps then it's hardly surprising. I guess they are too honourable as a company to grease the palms of the reviewers.

I realise that makes me sound cynical, but it's the truth.

They have 6 weeks and 1 day.......

.....to sort out that sh1t

or I'm.......actually I want to visit the states, so I had better not finish that sentence

#Spartacus

Next Year

Please can we have more notice?

As I would happily take part...

F' 'em Dabbsy

I don't work for free, I would even charge my Mum for IT assistance.....granted it's usually a cup of coffee and a nice crisp tenner.

Shit the bed!

That sounds particularly nasty......

It's not going to stop me moaning about the hayfever I am currently battling, but it will get me chucking another quid or two in the hat.

entitlement perception

On my way to work today I had to point out that the light had turned green, but the women on her phone didn't seem to notice, and then she acted all butt hurt when I yelled get off the phone!

*I was a smug pedestrian at this point in my journey.

Is it foraging still if......

you re-purpose little salts and peppers in there sachets from popular fast food places?

whilst foraging for salt and pepper you eat fries from the floor?

A meagre amount added in the jar from me - now dance monkeys dance!

Maybe I am the only one......but

Other companies had a chance to bid.

Other companies decided not to.

BT became pretty much sole supplier.

Therefore it must be BT's fault.

Hmm - dammed if they do, dammed if they don't.

Grand Theft Tesco

see title

Seems to me that Three are just doing some willy waving for free headlines....oh look it has worked.

Massive Cock

is presumably what the male chickenosaurus is called.

is it criminal watching criminals?

The business owner confirmed that he had found the tapes in the basement of the old police station, after purchasing the site two months before, and was planning on watching them for entertainment.

8GB

That won't cut the mustard I'm afraid. once the OS is loaded on you won't have much wiggle room for apps.

Regarding shock invective beginning with "cu-"

Ok I was curious, and now one of them CU types wants to expel me from the building. Of well, the pubs open so I might as well get cu*ted.

I find that nappies

soak up the blood incredibly well.....anyone? Nope? just me then!

Can these be installed in volcano lairs?

Suggested title

Fanbois squeal at apple crumble

and for the yoof

UK's TBL 25YO WWW 2DAY

Maplins is crack to tech whores

I want to call you Mr Dabbs, by every expletive I know! And what should prompt such a reaction, well duh!

You see it's Friday, and on Fridays I am more open to suggestion. So before even commenting I found myself browsing on the maplins website and immediately thinking about this....L68BH

OK lets remove the emotion from the argument and take another look, but this time factoring the data protection act.

In that instance Apple are in the right, they have a process in place that is protecting the date at their reputation.

However, I am not a cold hard logic machine (that's my wife) and therefore they are been bastards on this occasion.

Well done El Reg

but your user base isn't just within the ring of doom. So if you could just email me the pint instead please.