helping those who want to work hard
What a stupid twat - sorry twatter. sorry tweet!
No one wants to work hard, we all want to do as little as possible for as much money as we can, Hell that's why I got into I.T.
2085 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
"Given a choice between the government and the press I'd trust the government's honesty and integrity more than the press"
If it wasn't for the press we wouldn't know what a bunch of lying cheating scummers those MP types are.
Or has everyone forgotten the expenses scandal? The speeding points saga? Jeffrey Archer?
Not all people in the press are guttersnipes, yes there are some upskirt paps, and some phone bug ne'er-do-wells but there are also some highly skilled and highly trained individuals that in some circumstances put their life on the line just so that you know what is going on in the world. A choice between the government or the press, no contest the press wins, whilst they may have a small collections of naughty types they don't have as many as the government.
OK - so some moderated forum comments may or may not be subject to this regulation, as it would depend on what legal definition could be argued by a lawyer. OK, I am fine with that loose definition, as I don't usually post too many insulting swipes.
However, in the past I may of posted some things that were not true and may deeply offend people (Murdoch, I'm thinking of you, you bloody weasel) Would the regulation be in force for the past comments or is everything before just fine as long as you don't do it again?
Dear Santa,
I have been mainly good this year, and I don't envisage been bad for the remainder of the year. What I really really want, apart from seeing Lohan achieve it's goal is a PC like what has been described in the article.
I realise my mummy might not be able to afford all the parts I need, so if you could help her out then that would be wonderful.
Merry Xmas
Ukgnome
Ha ha ha - When I worked on a helpdesk, almost a thousand years ago we used an aspect phone system. Simply by dialling a number and hanging up I was placed at the back of the queue for available agents.
This helped maintain my call statistics for over a year. What I found more surprising is that the fellow drones had not worked this out. But then again, they were typical helpdeskers without a hint of BOFH about them.
Qinetiq, a tech company based in Hampshire, built the transceiver which transmits for the Mars Express the signals from the MSI through entry, descent and landing on the planet were sent via UK tech.
The high performance imaging sensors installed in Curiosity’s Chemistry and Mineralogy instrument (CheMin) and Chemistry & Camera instrument (CheCam) were designed and built by Chelmsford-based technology company e2v
And not forgetting our scientists
If only it was fertiliser and sugar pipe bombs, then I'd be your man! Although i only have level one in stupidity.
**Dear anti terrorist plods - this is a joke, observe the joke icon. I do not, nor ever have built a pipe bomb. The reason that I am making this clear is because I know someone who posted something similar and was awoken from his slumber by a group of tooled up bobbies.
I don't have that assumption, but not many people amass a million strong zombie hoard just to piss off a charity. It's a soft target and there is nothing to gain.
I forget the rates, but isn't a 100 computers something like $10 so for a million it would be $10000 although you would probably get a discount. Even if it was $1 it would still be an expensive waste of time. The only way this makes sense is if this was a demonstration of power. And even then, that only makes sense if you are a feckless twazzock botty lord!
Just what kind of feckless twazzock launches a DDOS on a registered charity? Especially a tech charity, unless the botty lord (presumably that's what you call the controller) is scared of future kids out scripting them.
___________________________________________________________________________________________
Dear feckless twazzocks,
There are a multitude of web ne'er-do-wells that deserve a jolly good spanking with a DDOS, but the pi foundation isn't one of them. Can I suggest that you take heed that bigger boys won't think you are big or clever.
Now feck off the interwebs!
UKgnome and friends!
Tea needs to be a golden honey colour - none of this bag mashing malarkey. Then you may add whatever other things you need.
If you must put milk in it then only full fat milk will do. I simply don't want to hear about green or red top milk. If it doesn't have a silver top then it's not milk. (or blue top for you supermarket buyers)
And by Jove, only silver spoon granulated sugar if you require sweetness.
But a lot of issues arise with extended warranties when the customer doesn't bother reading the documentation.
They then feel aggrieved when some spotty call centre slave points out some key points.
Having said that, the plain English campaign should get involved with all warranty and T&C documentation to make them easier for the hard of thinking.
Hmm - in one particular jolly outing those good ol' boys can be heard chuckling as they blow up some German journalists.
In America a group of men with AK's can be considered hunters, or don't you read the news.
Let me guess, you're one of those good ol' apple pie types that think the NRA is a great organisation.
Guess what those ....blah blah blah, I wasn't there so I can't comment - hence they may or may not of been an enemy combatant.
Idiot journalists? Yeah, they speak highly of you. Oh wait, no they fucking don't they were gunned down by laughing american forces.
I am happy that you have expressed an opinion, even if it is incorrect.
Should be applauded when it proves a point, or improves things for the company involved.
This guy should be applauded not imprisoned, he showed the world what a bunch of cucking funts the american military are.
Yeah, lets all laugh and be jolly whilst we blow the crap out of people that may or may not be some sort of enemy combatant.
<---a pint? hell yeah, manning deserves one.