Posts by ukgnome

In space nobody hears you parp

But boy does trump linger

Might be?

No Sir, it will be.

Primus

Has no one mentioned - Sailing on a Sea of Cheese by Primus?

Defo Spooky

Condensation is ghost water

I don't know about memes but I do know crisps are nice.

Hey kids, stop looking at memes - eat crisps

(if you can imagine this typed over a crisp packet it would help)

Anyone else think this will be a cockup?

To continue viewing the cockup please verify your age

It's all in a name

I have recently be using my real name but hiding R's in it.

So far i have managed 4 extra R in a name that usually has 2. That's 6 R when really 1 would do it.

Of course if the Indian sounding gentleman from HMRC calls me then I become either Phil McRackin or Rusty Starpoker

Cheeky

Steve Wright says no G

If you really think this will be Fast, reliable and available - Hahahaha

it's funny because the USA has such shoddy terms of service, and appalling network coverage.

Switching from radio to EE 4G

Let's hope an Ambulance doesn't need to contact anyone anywhere

it's often a dilute blend of lager and line cleaner

No, it's really not.

I used to be a licensee and the process is :-

1. Undo all the grundy heads and attach to the line.

2. Fill up the right mix of line cleaner and water into the huge bottle

3. Draw the liquid through the beer taps until you feel the mixture of cleaner and water - it should feel soapy.

4. Leave for 30 mins

5. Empty the huge bottle of the line clean mix - it makes a great cleaner for cellar floors.

6. Connect hose up to the water line.

7. Draw the liquid through the beer taps until it doesn't feel soapy.

8. Reconnect the grundy head to the keg

9. Draw through the water until it magically turns to beer.

A good landlord knows how long his lines are and how much cleaning solution they take. If you get diluted beer that tastes of line cleaner then the landlord is a feckless tool.Find another pub.

explicit adult content

Others complained that they had signed up for sites featuring explicit adult content without realising what was on offer.

Presumably this means pictures of fags and beer, when all they actually wanted was prolapse and scat.

But that would mean taking notice of the adverts

I totally adore this clown

Now I want someone to create the Adam Sandler Neural Network

And I am betting it would do a better job than Sandler

U S NAY

I am surprised that anyone wants to do business with an isolationist country.

It is always nice to hear the opinion of a bearded tax dodging wanker!

Yet again we come to learn that America is morally bankrupt.

Seems that nothing can be done, absolutely nothing.

Well except try and ban video games because sometime fantasy can cross over into reality and that's when it all goes shit.

I personally remember the terror of the joust, all those folk stealing emu and then riding them, trying to bash the other people off. And let's not forget the time that plumber came round and ate mushrooms.It took ages to clear up that mess.

Let's not hide behind the bullshit - this has everything to do with weapons that are easy to get hold of. Everything to do with weapons and ammo stored together in an easy to get to place. This isn't about video games.

It is nice to see that even NASA use a brummy screwdriver on the odd occasion.

Uncle Woo Woo has the thinest grip on reality.

Hearing this has made me warm and fuzzy

Published at 08:36

It's far too early for such shenanigans - I've had to go on a break until pub o'clock.

Wherever you're uploaded to

May your loading screens be colourful and your tape heads forever clean.

Not one to big up our Members of parliament

But they sure know how to deliver when it comes to things like this.

Compared to the yanks our politico boys and girls are full on angry but erudite bears.

I can't believe they was able to pin this on him. He had a sound and concrete circumstance. Really this unfortunate set of events could of happened to anyone.

This Billy Chap

What an giant gorillas ass!