This wouldn't happen if Mensch was still on the team, although I would of thought Shapps would advise. Or does he only edit the wiki.
Posts by ukgnome
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Your connection is not Brexit... we mean private: UK Tory party lets security cert expire
Parliamentary 'puters made 30k tries to procure pr0nz last year
Wannabe W1 DOW-er faked car crash to track down reg plate's owner
Captain Morgan told off for Snapchat lens: That grog be aimed at kiddies
EEk! Mobe network's customer services down for more than 24 hours
Meet R2-DILDO: 'Star Wars' sex toys? This is where the fun begins
so many Star Wars quotes
"sorry about the mess"
"you came in that thing?, You're braver than I thought"
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside"
"Theres an awful lot of moisture in here"
"Rise my friend"
"into the garbage shoot fly boy"
"you're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home"
Danger! High voltage: German customs bods burn half-tonne of weed in power station
Re: "Kraut" ? really ? in the 21st century ? after 70 years ?
I agree and disagree....
The europeans have always had a way of describing each other using a food based item that is native to that country. We tend to only use if for France and Germany, and maybe a little bit towards Scotland, Wales and Ireland. It doesn't make it right but its not like they don't do it back to ourselves in England.
UK.gov pushes ahead with legal right to 10Mbps
SCOLD WAR: Kaspersky drags Uncle Sam into court to battle AV ban
Irony's lost on old Pope Francis: Pontiff decrees fake news a 'serious sin'
Russia could chop vital undersea web cables, warns Brit military chief
Argy-bargy Argies barge into Starbucks Wi-Fi with alt-coin discharges
Re: Mining is purely a process?
You have just reminded me of the game we used to play back in the day when I was an operator.
Have PWRDWNSYS typed and ready to go and leave it. Then have a game of overtime cricket. Using a printer ribbon cartridge as a bat you would bat until a stray ball hit the return key. Hilarity ensues
At Christmas, do you give peas a chance? Go cold turkey? What is the perfect festive feast?
Bring me a cheese from every town!
My household is vegetarian so we basically roast one sprout.
Then we throw it away because sprouts
Then we cook up a buffet and eat throughout the day all kinds of tapas snacks.
However the one thing that I think we can all agree on is Christmas isn't Christmas without the largest amount of cheese ever!
Trump to NASA: Fly me (or some other guys) to the Moon
Re: The world never has been better ...
Are you off your meds?
ISIS isn't defeated as long as they are inspiring New York bombers.
Economy rising isn't anything that Trump has done, although it would be a great band name.
Stock Exchange - yeah, I don't think this is Trump either. citation needed
Manufacturing jobs - Are you sure? They haven't managed a great output yet.
Oil pricing in the USA has always been cheap
North Korea - Well America has to have a bad guy right? After all it's just like the movies.
TL:DR - I enjoyed your parody
Archive of 1.4 billion credentials in clear text found in dark web archive
Coventry: Once a 'Ghost Town', soon to be UK City of Culture
Someone tell Thorpe Lane in Suffolk their internet sucks – they're still loading the page
YouTuber cements head inside microwave oven
Meet the woman with a supernatural affinity for stiff lovers
Nokia 8: As pure as the driven Android - it's a classy return
Google to crack down on apps that snoop
WW2 Enigma machine to be seized from shamed pharma bro Shkreli
Brit MP Dorries: I gave my staff the, um, green light to use my login
Others have said it before - it's thumbnails bot actual photo's on Greens laptop
So many reasons on how this happened.
As for Doris - I, like so many others have reminded her on twatter what privacy is. I really don't think she gets it. Fair enough some might say, it's not like she has anything official or secret. THAT'S NOT THE POINT
it really boils my piss that an elected MP cares so little about privacy
Microsoft to rebuild Redmond campus, including cricket pitch
We go live to the Uber-Waymo court battle... You are not going to believe this. The judge certainly doesn't
Uber says 2.7 MEEELLION(ish) UK users affected by hack
Vanity, thy name is: M1SCO company car reg plates for sale
Apple embraces El Reg! iOS 11 is now biting the hand that types IT
Mythical broadband speeds to plummet in crackdown on ISP ads
Borat creator offers to cover mankini fines. Is nice!
Uber: Hackers stole 57m passengers, drivers' info. We also bribed the thieves $100k to STFU
The Reg parts ways with imagineer and thought pathfinder Steve Bong
Donald Trump's tweets: Are they presidential statements or not?
Pastry in a manger: We're soz, Greggs man said
World Vasectomy Day: 15k men line up for live vent-blocking
I remember fondly my op.
Told by the Dr that I had to have a big breakfast, 2 if I can manage it.
Upon inspection told that I had carried out an excellent de-fuzz. Then had three separate nurse also inspect the fine job that I had carried out.
The operation itself was a breeze.
The most awkward part was the small talk. (pun intended)
UK Home Sec thinks a Minority Report-style AI will prevent people posting bad things
Irish priests told to stop bashing bishops
Pixel-style display woes on your shiny new X? Perfectly normal, says Apple
Guy Glitchy: Villagers torch Openreach effigy
Re: I regularly communicate with openreach
I have no idea why the decided to answer my email - I just filled out an online form and then all of a sudden they started replying. I think they confused me for someone else maybe - UKgnome is a popular name in these parts.
Installing a new cab - disruption blah blah as all other providers have to agree - that is quite a weird response as it is a BT only exchange.
I regularly communicate with openreach
The last email I received is this when I asked why the delay.
Hello UKgnome
Very sorry for the long delay in responding to your enquiry.
Unfortunately I do not have encouraging news that brings an end to your frustration. The issue that has occurred is you are connected directly to the exchange, we cannot deliver superfast broadband by this method. So a cabinet has to be placed over your cable, so the copper and fibre services can be combined. For this to happen, among other things, all providers have to agree a timeframe for a short interruption of services.
I can only suggest you continue to keep an eye on the website and soon you will see it change from 'in scope' to 'accepting orders'
Regards
Ian Openreach
Donald, YOU'RE FIRED: Rogue Twitter worker quits, deletes President Trump's account
Twitter should stick to the T&C and ban the orange twerp.
Twitter is an unusual place. They will ban you for small idiotic things. But if you are the President Cheetos then you can call people pathetic, sad, weird, crooked. You can incite war and generally do anything you damn well please. Twitter should stick to the T&C and ban the orange twerp.