Well done Brexit!
Now I can't afford a french fancy because of immigration or summink!
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You are mistaking entertaining hairless apes as research.
But since you ask, I visited Seaworld two years ago and it made me want to throw up. I already knew before I visited that I would detest it. But I needed to witness how fucking horrific it was just so that my opinion was validated.
You cannot compare such an awful place with reputable centres with breeding programs and return to the wild programmes.
And I am sure the young chap would love to join a research vessel or have a stint on a Sea Sheppard vessel. Lord knows I would jump at the chance
The actual article states "England is not windy enough to justify building any more onshore wind turbines, the chief executive of wind industry trade body has admitted.
ONSHORE!
"Hugh McNeal, who joined RenewableUK two months ago from the Department of Energy and Climate Change, insisted the industry could make the case for more onshore turbines in some parts of the UK, despite the withdrawal of subsidies.
But he said this would “almost certainly” not be in England, as the wind speeds were not high enough to make the projects economically viable without subsidy."
So Scotland or Wales then, or replace the smaller turbines with larger ones - as suggested by Scottish Power.
Basically a click baited article missing almost all the key facts.
D, keep them on the phone as long as humanly possible and involve as much tedious small talk as you can muster. In between the tedium try and get as may Monty Python quotes in without being obvious. Gauge their own assumed knowledge with near incomprehensible babble about flooded packet gateways, network degradation based on 443htz bleed-through from the local communications tower. Things like this will heavily dissuade idiots from calling you again.
Sometimes it's worth a small effort.
Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be Your noodles.
Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven.
Give us this day our daily sauce,
and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us.
And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce.
For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce,
forever and ever.
R'Amen.
Maybe we are now able to admit that the reason we have nuclear power stations is in fact just to make bombs. We never achieved cheap and reliable electricity production did we. The whole global mess is basically because America wanted to show Japan it's penis and declare it bigger than theirs.
Anyone who agues back saying - No UKgnome, America had to show it's big penis because Germany was working on a big penis of it's own has never read any history books of any kind.
*apologies for penis analogies but I have been listening to a lot of Richard Herring
When I worked for EDS I once prevented someone from tailgating. They were very persuasive in their argument as to why they should be allowed through the back door. I explained that as they din't have their pass I couldn't verify that they should be in the building. I was extremely polite to the point of sickly as I explained that they should visit reception and have them allow them entry to the building. I thought nothing of this until I was asked to report to the UK managers office.
Yep, I had prevented the manager from entering her own building. This had made her late for the EMEA meeting as the big directors had visited. They were delighted that I had stopped her, and weirdly I ended up with a gold day for my ruthless door barring.