* Posts by wolfetone

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Law prof predicts generative AI will die at the hands of watchdogs

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Eric Goldman has never legislated, or been involved in a legal case, involving the use of lamps and escaped genies it seems.

Microsoft really does not want Windows 11 running on ancient PCs

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Re: Alternative

As a Linux user of 18 years...

The only thing I can't do on my Linux laptop is have it display a screen of "Installing Updates" and take an hour to do it, blocking me from doing any real work.

So in that respect, yeah. Windoze has us licked for an excuse to not do any work.

A quarter of 5-7 year olds now use smartphones, says regulator

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Re: How the great rewiring of childhood is causing an epidemic of mental illness

It's such a narrow band that he's looking in to, it's both right and fundamentally wrong. He is looking down at the problem, not upwards.

I grew up in the 1990's. I didn't get a Nintendo until I was 9 years old, I didn't get a PC until I was 10 years old. I became an "adult" in the late 2000's and went in to the big bad world looking for a job just as the arse fell out of the world. I'm even older now, with a 2 year old child, in a world that continues to throw it's guts downwards and where life has been on a steady decline ever since. I too have suffered with depression and sought medication for it, to the point where on this medication I came incredibly close to ending it all in 2019. Let me tell you, every day I look at my child I think back to that day in 2019 and simultaneously thank myself for not ending, and hating myself for wanting to end it.

What caused my issues? Well I will tell you right now that it wasn't the Nintendo, it wasn't the PC, it wasn't the mobile phone I got as a 13 year old, nor access to dial up internet at the age of 14. My issues stem from the world around me, the way the world working, and how in reality the adult life I was "prepared" for as a child was nothing like what it was meant to be. The generation before my parents and I, whether you want to read this or not, believed the next generation should at a minimum have the same chances as their parents. My generation, and subsequent others, do not have that chance. We cannot walk in to any job, we cannot save a third of our pay for bills, a third for fun, and a third for housing. The playing field, while not level in generations before, was not the Everest it is now.

You come in to the adult world thinking you may at least have the same chances and opportunities as your parents. But you end up working for people who tell you that their workplace is "fast paced" but it's OK because we have a football table and a bean bag. Be happy with the pizza every month. Do not fucking dare consult a union. Be happy you have a job here. Be happy you have a medical plan that will bump you back to the NHS once they work out your cancer is too expensive to treat.

My generation involved in the timeframe here, our childhoods were fucking wonderful compared to the shit show as what adult life has turned out to be. Most of the meditations you're told to do, colouring in for example, aren't all of them really adult versions of what we wanted to do as children but told to stop because we needed to "grow up"?

Look up from these problems to see what transcends in to them. The need, not choice, of both parents having to work resulting in less time in the family unit. The need, not choice, to cut back on spending time in the family unit. The constant need to be seen to be doing the same as everyone else or to be seen as being a "good parent" which results in you throwing your phone in front of your child's face when they're going through a fairly normal tantrum - just because some old twat of a couple are looking at you staring at you thinking "will you shut that child up? I'm trying to eat".

Top to bottom, this adult life is the cause of many problems in life. Not the technology as a child.

Your trainee just took down our business and has no idea how or why

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We've seen enough of On Call to realise no one has protection from the hurt ego of a manager.

I hope they weren't sacked, but I would imagine an embarrassed manager would have gleefully signed the kid's P45.

Novelty flip phone strips out almost every feature possible to be as boring as possible

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It'd be better than Carling.

Then again my own warm piss is better than Carling.

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Don't Drink & Code kids.

NetBSD 10 proves old tech can still kick apps and take names three decades later

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This is interesting, I didn't know this.

Does the work OpenBSD do then filter back in to the other *BSD projects?

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"We at NetBSD of course do not believe the OpenBSD tale about their security focus and consider NetBSD at least as secure (with less voodoo) – but that is hard to demonstrate or verify on a technical level."

I will caveat what I'm about to say here as someone who has tried to use OpenBSD, but such is life being what it is, I hit a roadblock and moved on to something else.

But in all the research I did about which *BSD to use, I often saw the OpenBSD security thing being thrown around with gay abandon but it never felt it was concrete. As in, how can OpenBSD be so much more secure than other *BSDs? Are the other ones woefully bad? It just felt like a lot of the time it was just trotted out because the author had heard it themselves without really delving in to it. So to read the above is refreshing because, really, that matches my own view of the situation.

Whistleblower cries foul over alleged fuselage gaps in Boeing 787 Dreamliner

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Either there are a lot of Boeing engineers here, or my sarcasm has been far too subtle.

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"The issues raised have been subject to rigorous engineering examination under FAA oversight."

The thing is, most of Boeing's problems have stemmed from the FAA looking over their work.

Mega city council's Oracle ERP system still not legally safe, compliant... 2 years after rollout

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Re: Recoup costs?

They have already asked this question to the chap who was hired as an Oracle advisor. They said the Oracle system could be made to work.This advisor, along with the other "experts", are costing us all real money here.

And to call for a public inquiry, costing more money, will do nothing to sort it out.

The current system does not work. It has been demonstrated to perform as such. Kill it, sack the people involved in it's implementation and specification planning, and start again. That has to be the cheaper way of getting it done.

But of course, it's public money, so either way it's going to cost us money.

Japanese government rejects Yahoo! infosec improvement plan

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Re: Surely you meant…

Personally I thought it was

Japanese! government! rejects! Yahoo! infosec! improvement! plan!

*sigh* I miss the days when El Reg could afford to be funny without the accountants and managers ruining things.

YouTube now sabotages ad-blocking apps that stream its vids

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I have a YouTube channel for me doing stuff on my cars. I have a mind blowing (to me) subscriber count of 280. I don't allow adverts to run on my videos because I'm not going to make money from it. YouTube are clamping down on this to the point where they will stick an advert on a video even if the creator doesn't want one on there.

My biggest bug bear with YouTube are the adverts and their quality. I see videos about God botherers, swamp coolers that were created by 4 British engineers, a neat trick that British estate agents don't want you to hear, and grossly offensive and misleading claims regarding muslims in Palestine since October. Most, if not all, of these adverts you would not see on TV for a multitude of reasons but Google/YT see fit to show you them.

What is worse are channel owners allowing YouTube to place adverts for them. One channel I watched is called Aging Wheels and in a 15 minute video I had 10 x 30/60 second adverts. What's worse is that he spent 2 minutes including his own advert for some awful processed meal bullshit at the beginning too. This laziness/greed on the creator part compounds the problem. So if I see a video like this I will downvote them, and I will comment as to why, and if I'm subscribed I'll unsubscribe.

Space Force boss warns 'the US will lose' without help from Musk and Bezos

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Hey man, the cost of living crisis affects us all!

These 17,000 unpatched Microsoft Exchange servers are a ticking time bomb

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Re: Those damned reboots

She really, absolutely, unavoidably has to use Windows.

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Re: Those damned reboots

Imagine how much better everyone's life would be if Micro$oft put all the effort they're putting in to fucking Copilot in to making Windows (and the obvious business grade applications) more robust and modern. The restarts required for performing updates and locking you out of your machine while they perform just isn't acceptable these days. Macs don't do it, Linux doesn't do it, but Windows does. And everyone who has had to work on Windows systems for corporations know full well the bullshit we get from users when their laptop "suddenly" decides to restart midway through a meeting or some other life and death moment.

Right now my wife is upstairs working. She's a lawyer, and lawyers are fucking useless with IT. She's under the cosh with deadlines etc, everyone is on her arse to get shit done in the run up to the Easter holiday. If her laptop performs an update now there is a good possibility that she will be locked out of that laptop for up to 10 minutes (on the lower end). That's from the laptop restarting, rebooting, cleaning up, her logging in and getting her timesheets and other bits and pieces back up and running for her to work. Lawyers work in 6 minute blocks, so that's 2 blocks of work she's had robbed out of her day. It's only 10/12 minutes, but what if she then has a meeting after that? Those 12 minutes are then compounded and have a knock on effect through the day resulting in more people kicking off at her for not doing something, which impacts everyone in the chain. She then (and regularly does so unfortunately) work beyond 5pm to catch up because everyone she has to work with would experience this sort of impact on the day.

I know in my own workplace we have it set so that users are warned of impending updates and that at a specific time (if not done sooner) the laptop will reboot for updates. Yes in an ideal world users will see this and plan their day accordingly. But like I mention above we have users who are under a lot of pressure to do work (either self inflicted or inflicted by their own business culture). It only takes one bad morning to forget to schedule in that reboot, one bad Friday morning on a fucking horrible week for the laptop to suddenly reboot midway through filling out a document online and that day is torpedoed for the user. That is then our fault as sys admins, we are blamed, when really as I said Mac and Linux manage these updates without the bullshit of a reboot. Why are we allowing Microsoft to get away with this?

So let's take a step back from the issue of a reboot being primarily and issue for system security. These reboots, in a work place, impact productivity and worse still it impacts on the happiness and stress levels of employees. How many workplaces are banging on about mindfulness and other such bullshit in order to compact the ticking time bomb of mental health crises?

The reboot issue is a massive issue, and it goes beyond security. It is affecting the mental health of seriously stressed overworked people in business. It has to change, if not for security but for the well being of colleagues.

UK elections are unaffected by China's cyber-interference, says deputy PM

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It's difficult to know if I'm watching an episode of The Thick of It, Black Mirror, or listening to Alan Partridge's show idea tape after Monkey Tennis when I read shit like this. Who knows, it might be an AI amalgamation of all three.

Every election we've had in the last 14 years has had an undercurrent of Russian interference. Russia are hacking this. Russia are hacking that. Now it's China doing it? Have Russia gotten bored of us is that it?

The absolute pig faced cheek of Cameron to say that China have tried to interfere with how democracy works in the UK when he sits in parliament as an unelected member of the house who doesn't have to stand in the commons and answer MPs directly. He can do what the fuck he likes, and doesn't have to sit there and undergo questions from actual elected MPs. His party too have gone out of their way to disenfranchise the electorate of the UK by not only demanding photo ID to exercise our right to vote, but have created a double standard in where an Oyster card is an acceptable form of ID for over 65's but not for those under that age. Why do all of this? Under the pretense of "voter fraud". There have been more cases of Tory politicians committing sexual offences than there have been of voter fraud in the last 20 years.

And let us not forget how Cambridge Analytica were so influential in the run up to the Brexshit vote, where there has been zero investigations in to their manipulation of the democratic process and that's even before we get to the point of how we have known Russians of interest in positions of relative power who remain free to do what the hell they like.

The bullshit elected MPs have subjected us all to, the total inability for the opposition to oppose them, are both feeding in to a narrative worse than apathy. That is leading us down a path where parties like Reform are going to get a foothold and they are going to get elected. That isn't the better solution at all, but that is the reaction this country will endure and that is the reaction is far more of a threat to the country on a whole than some mythical threat repeated threat from COUNTRY_NAME.

Fujitsu's 30-year-old UK customs system just keeps hanging on

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Re: Maybe a ninth...

I'm sure I can find an aubergine in my fridge that's been in there longer than him in that case.

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"In the time since it was first launched, CHIEF has seen off seven prime ministers. If it clings on for a few more months, and with a general election looming, it might just see off an eighth."

You forgot the lettuce that outlasted the lemon Liz Truss.

DBA made ten years of data disappear with one misplaced parameter

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Re: Little Larry Tables

We've all been Little Larry Tables at some point.

Britain enters period of mourning as Greggs unable to process payments

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"A princess is AWOL, the government refuses to admit defeat, and now pastry purveyor Greggs is unable to process card payments. How many more national crises can the Great British public weather before the streets burn?"

If the streets weren't soaked of rain water collected by all the potholes we'd be in an inferno by now.

Virgin Media sets up 'smart poles' next to cabinets to boost mobile network capacity

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The "digital electricity" might have been affected by the "digital light" coming from the "digital posted lamp".

More than 133,000 Fortinet appliances still vulnerable to month-old critical bug

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I wonder how many of these appliances have services behind them which when they're hacked will result in the owners saying "We are the victims of a sophisticated attack"?

McDonald's ordering system suffers McFlurry of tech troubles

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"Because god forbid anyone would want to verbally place their order with another human in 2024."

I don't go to McDonalds very much now, but every one I've been to in the last 6 months is laid out in such a way where there is no one to speak to in order to place an order. They all want you to use those crappy stand up massive tablet screens. There is a counter but no one is ever at it (or looks to be at it) unless they're there shouting out the order number for collection.

Fresh version of Windows user-friendly Zorin OS arrives to tempt the Linux-wary

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Re: Coincidence...

"Linux will never be seen as a replacement."

Of all the reasons why Linux isn't considered a replacement, this is right down the bottom of the list. The way you install an application on the Mac is a piece of piss even compared to Windows itself. Yet both the Mac and Linux don't have the marketshare of Windows at a desktop/laptop level.

The reason Linux isn't "seen as a replacement" is down to legacy applications and long standing stubbornness of the only application in the world that can do a job must be a Windows application. Look at the recent article regarding Outlook and how many people are so entrenched in Outlook's way of doing things they have no idea how well other non-Microsoft applications work with Exchange/O365 for email.

It isn't a case of Linux being a replacement for Windows any more, in my opinion. People who know there is a different, better way of doing things have long since left Windows. Whether they've gone to Linux or Mac is irrelevant really. People who can't see an alternative to Windows will never see the alternative because of a myriad of different reasons, and that will be down to old habits and a fear (or even refusal) to modify their way of working to try something new.

Developers beware, Microsoft's domain shakeup is coming soon

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Re: Why break things with gratuitous change ?

Some little dickhead at Microsoft has dreamed this up to keep themselves in a job. That's all this does.

The end of classic Outlook for Windows is coming. Are you ready?

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Microsoft's planned phase-out of the classic Outlook for Windows. 2029

I have 5 years to retire before I have to deal with this.

If that's not motivation to retire or move in to something else I don't know what is.

AI models show racial bias based on written dialect, researchers find

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Re: Bias that matches society?

"The fix isn't to change the LLMs, but to fix the deep seated bias in the US society."

It's cute you think the issue rests in just US society.

Only today, on the Sky Snooze Twitter feeds, there are two stories. Headline one: "More than £117m taxpayer's money to be spent on protecting UK Muslims".

The next story, right after that one, has the headline: "Rishi Sunak pledges extra £54m for security of Jewish communities amid record levels of antisemitism".

The whole of the west have a problem, regardless of whether the language spoken is English French or German. We're kidding ourselves if we think the problem is located to just one area.

Plummer talks to us about spending Microsoft's money on a red Corvette

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Re: I doubt he would get paid today

From a few of his videos I get the impression that he got employed by Microsoft on the back of personal work.

Job interview descended into sweary shouting match, candidate got the gig anyway

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I'm guessing he wasn't fond of waking up at 5am on a December morning to go and pour concrete.

'We had to educate Oracle about our contract,' CIO says after Big Red audit

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Dear Michael Cahoon

How are you fixed for a working holiday to Birmingham, UK? I'll even collect you from the airport.

World-plus-dog booted out of Facebook, Instagram, Threads

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The newly unemployed AT&T tech got a new job at Meta I see.

Tiny Core Linux 15 stuffs modern computing in a nutshell

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It can definitely bring life to an old laptop. But from my own testing the small footprint doesn't remain small for long depending what you want to do.

My own testing involved setting up a server to run and execute PHP scripts which would read/write data to a remote database. The small footprint of the OS didn't remain that way, not so much the fault of the OS but it's the associated packages the software you want to run requires. It's incredible that you can have a working OS run at idle at such low requirements but it just highlights how heavy and bloated software has become.

It's been 6 months since I tried it for my own use case, and I think what let it down was a piece of automation I wanted to happen that I could get working on a standard Linux device but not so on TCL. It's not put me off using it, but you do have to consider what you'll be using on it and whether the software itself can work within the confines of the resources provided.

They call me 'Growler'. I don't like you. Let's discuss your pay cut

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Re: Depends on your definition of growler I guess.

Only if you definitely have a girlfriend but no one would ever know who she is because she goes to a different school.

Uncle Sam tells nosy nations to keep their hands off Americans' personal data

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I thought I lost a month of my life reading this. But no, a quick check of my calendar tells me it's not 1st April today.

It's crazy but it's true: Apple rejected Bing for wrong answers about Annie Lennox

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Please accept my apologies for that, I wasn't aware of it.

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Whyyyyy, whyyyyyyy whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Why?

Work for you? Again? After you lied about the job and stole my stuff? No thanks

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Re: Being polite is great

"...added the "asshole boss" premium to your rates."

I always thought it was called the "Wanker Tax".

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Re: Being polite is great

" I would have quickly said "Sorry, I'm not available""

I'd have done it a little differently. I'd have given them a figure for a day rate and swung the lead with it.

Crowning glory of GOV.UK websites updated, sparking frontend upgrades

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Re: FUCK the king twat

Think you've got them pegged...

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Re: FUCK the king twat

Diana? Is that you?

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Red Dwarf Time

Are you sure Sir? It does mean changing the bulb icon.

City council megaproject mulls ditching Oracle after budget balloons to £131M

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"Philip Macpherson, a recently appointed Oracle program lead for the Council, said: "We are looking at doing some options analysis to genuinely weigh up the pros and cons around that to sort of underpin the case for reimplementation [of Oracle] and spec out the outcomes the council's after.""

Dear inmate, how would you like to run the asylum? Here, take the keys and here's the bank book.

Self-taught-techie slept on the datacenter floor, survived communism, ended a marriage

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Re: Daily!?! RFC begs to differ

"I so wish users would stop confusing email with instand messaging."

Every day I wish for the sweet release of death to come and cover me whenever I have to deal with some dickhead user who can't understand why the person next to them hasn't had the email they sent 2 minutes ago.

Every. Fucking. Day. Except Saturday and Sunday because thats the only point in the week where I don't deal with them.

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"Of course the real lesson should have been learned by Cuban authorities – they're the ones in the wrong in this story."

Close, but no cigar.

Cutting kids off from the dark web – the solution can only ever be social

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The dark web is one thing. But what about what a child sees at 6pm on the news? Across all spectrums of what we're given really.

It's easier to blame what you don't understand than what you can see.

Dave's not here, man. But this mind-blowingly huge server just, like, arrived

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Jazz Cabbage

I've heard it called a lot of things, but never this. Now this is my favourite.

HP CEO pay for 2023 = 270,315 printer cartridges

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Sooner or later, HP will wake up and realise how much they could save by switching their standard CEO to a CEO subscription. Only pay for the CEO you need to use, and when they get worn out at a predetermined date set by the CEO manufacturer, then they'll get a new one sent to them in the post.

I'm astounded as to why HP haven't thought about doing this given this model works "so well" for their printer division.

Infosys enjoyed a boom in UK government invoices in 2023

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To paraphrase In Bruges

"Linked to the prime minister's wife, the Indian firm achieves contract wins in open and fair process"

"Somehow I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in the favour of culture Infosys, like a big fat f***ing fat girl on a see-saw opposite... a dwarf."

50 years ago, the all-rookie, final Skylab crew returned to Earth

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"But what was it like? What was it like to live up there?"

For 99% of people on Earth, that's the only thing we're really interested in.